#posting: leo

[ficoandleo]

Leo, how did things go with our bet?

- @morgan-squad

O. Right. That.

I got bored like 20 mins in

And then I tried to take out my phone and he was like no phones at the table

Like what are u my mom

And I was bored and I tried to talk to him and he fuckin IGNORED ME like idek what he wanted me there for so i went alright bet ur not ignoring me and started grinding in his lap

And he told me to stop or he'd fuck me on the table

And i was down for that but i figured u might say that meant i got up so i was like fine i've got like 2 hours

But I got bored again so I started counting cards and memorizing all the little marks and imperfections on that deck and guessing what they were and listening around the casino and I ended up just spacing out because i couldn't take anymore and the casino started getting loud and busy and i don't think dissociating counts as getting out of his lap but it didn't feel like I was there anymore lol

Anyway what I'm getting at is I sat there for 3 hours and u can ask @blundering-thoughtless-hooligan if u wanna confirm

[ficoandleo]

The hell it did u liar!!!

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[muppetyaoi]

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

[bashcrandicoot]

Thumbnails on wizard youtube

[sunshinemoon3341]

[ficoandleo]

I'm bisexual because where there's a hole there's a goal, and I think some of you may need therapy

i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

[percyjackson-post]

 When Jason Grace wakes up, he's surrounded by friends. He's holding hands with a beautiful girl who says that they're in love, and there’s a boy with a wild grin who says they’re best friends. Jason doesn’t know what’s going on, but he knows he's surrounded by people who care for him and want to help him.

When Percy Jackson wakes up, he's almost completely alone. His only connection is a wolf that seems to be judging his every move as it decides his worth. He's fighting for his life and desperately searching to find a place that would take him in and accept him.

When Jason and Percy were switched, they didn't just have their physical selves swapped. They had their lives swapped. Jason got to believe that someone loved him, and Percy got to experience what it was like to have no one.

[eggbem]

Post Villain-of-the-Week-Scuffle Nap.

Good morning everyone! (Welcome to my seminar!) Here's some Portal Duo snuggling to start off your day! What's the point of having the ability to draw turtles if you don't indulge in the softest of fluff once in a while?

Just ignore the fact that, with Leo's canon bed setup, there's really no room for Raph to be standing on the other side. How's he doing that? Magic ig.

(I feel like this goes without saying, but you never know: T-cest, do NOT interact; I will punt you to the moon.)

[soepwashere]

Turtle Tot shenanigans, a harrowing encounter

bonus doodle :]

[ficoandleo]

I'm not ur cat lol

I can swing myself but no complaints if u wanna do it for me💕

[ficoandleo]

sooo you’re working at sinostra as a playboy bunny tomorrow…?

I think I'm just gonna dress up and sit in Hoshibami's lap for a few hours

But I'm getting paid for it so I guess I'm 'working' lol

I don't wear stuff like that so I'll prob put shorts over it??? I'm not packing a ton it just looks uncomfy

If he doesn't like it he can take em off me lol

[sweeneydino]

T-pods.

[brain-rot-tmnt]

[ficoandleo]

That's the kind of shit Cap uses. 24-in-one-change-your-oil-and-wash-your-whole-ass shampoo

yuusense

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[miiuxue]

the hat man