#preg is NOT my thing

[otpbutmakeitspicy]

i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

Bloody and bruised >

[poorks]

After 6 years.... we have farmer Lotte again

[wannabepapa]

domesticity bug has bitten me and i must share with you:

you're staring at yourself in the mirror to look at your bump, or that's what you're trying to do but don't feel like there is one. you don't pay attention to your surroundings so feeling two arms curl around you to rub your belly is a surprise. your partner cups your belly, whispering in your ear about how gorgeous and already swollen you are. it boosts your confidence in your pregnant body.

your partner is perfect knowing when you're feeling self-conscious. they're perfect

[gravidwithlore]

This is old but a slime dude whos desperate for cash and takes a job housekeeping for a super shady cheap motel, despite knowing the risks it poses for a super absorbent and highly fertile species like himself, he just really need the money ok? Despite his best attempts at protecting himself while cleaning rooms that look like a Pollock painting when put under a black light, surprise surprise, he finds himself knocked up on his second month into the job.

He stays on at the job because, well, he's already knocked up so might as well right? Plus, he gets hazard pay because of laws regarding slime people working around certain fluids, so he might as well save up as much as he can for when the baby is born.

Once the baby is born, his employer is actually pretty good about parental leave, and promises him a flexible schedule and even better protective gear this time around (bc theyre scared of getting sued for not protecting him well enough the first time around). He goes back to work after 6 months with the baby, even though he should probably look for something else the pay is good and he found himself getting comfortable there, this time around it takes a whole 5 months for them to accidentally knock themselves up with a strangers baby again. This time it's twins!

[zesty-alt]

Or, perhaps a dragon pregnancy takes years, perhaps even over a decade, and that is the source of the bond - there's nothing more ferocious than a dragon fighting to protect its mate and unborn child.

Dragon knight armor is especially designed to accommodate and protect the slowly growing pregnancy, and a knight's well-conditioned body - further empowered by the dragon's magic now coursing through them - is able to get around easily, and even fight should the need arise; dragons are sturdy creatures, so miscarriage of any kind is exceptionally rare. In fact, the rounder the knight, the more dangerous and powerful they and their dragon become.

Eventually, they do get too big and heavy to ride into battle; wise old veterans, hair grey around the edges, they're highly respected figures and well-taken care of, and powerful sorcerers that aren't to be crossed. So colossal and ripe that people wonder how they can possibly stand, rotund bellies now hanging low and squirming with their young, which evolves to violent thrashing as the birth nears, their tightly packed wombs constantly warped and moving, impossible to hide. It's at least another few months at this stage, and the sight of it scares many off from mating with dragons, though a rare few find themselves excited.

Some dragons sequester their mates away to give birth; contractions and labor can last weeks, and the dragon will nuzzle and pleasure their partner the whole way through to prepare them

for those who don't, a live dragon birth may be quite a public celebration.

[lemon-shortbread]

"Please, no more, I'm so full—" you mumble between bites, but your breeder insists. "Do you expect me to not feed my children?" They place a clawed hand on your bloated stomach, currently groaning in protest. "They're not human, of course they require more nutrition. So eat up." There is no threat in their voice, but there is expectation. You belong to them now, after all. There is no clear sign that you have been claimed than a pregnant belly - and yours is woefully gravid...

Oh and eat up I absolutely will. 💫 I’m happy to be carrying their little ones, and it’s so kind of them to provide for us, so it’s the least I can do.

Their claws against my body would be such a nice reminder that i’m theirs, that these babies are theirs, and that I love being put to the test of their expectations of me as I grow their inhuman brood. Being this full is something I take pride in, and I hope they choose to breed me again when all of this is done with 🥰

[chrollosnenfish]

I know I haven’t posted in a hell of a long time

but I just wanted to say that I finished the Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint almost a week ago and I am in my ORV era. I have been perusing the ORV tag on tumblr, the ORV subreddit, ORV art on Pinterest, ORV stuff on AO3 (mainly Joongdok and Sangsoo, with some YooHanKim thrown in there), and I’m so glad that it feels like I’ve only scratched the surface on what ORV content there is out there.

This story was one of the greatest works of fiction I’ve ever read, with amazingly written characters, great relationships between each of the characters, a plot that’s to die for, and twists that made sense (that didn’t seem like they were just for shock-value). Hard topics are covered in a tasteful way, and it’s the best found family dynamic I’ve ever read.

Just wanted to go on a little ORV rant and recommend it to anyone who is thinking about reading it. It takes up a bit of time, but you’ll breeze through it when you really get into it. I think it took me a solid two weeks cuz I was reading it during all of the free time I had, but if you’re reading casually, then it’ll take you longer.

Also, if this is the first time you’re hearing about ORV, then I would recommend catching up to the manhwa, then either starting again from the start of the web novel, or starting from where the manhwa ended (there’a usually a comment on webtoon telling everyone the chapter of the webnovel that the manhwa chapter ended)

I also made this matching Lock Screen and Home Screen pair

[preggomancer]

You are challenged by Expectant Couple Tulip & Alan!

someone commented that they looked like a duo team in p*kemon and i was inspired :D

(Tulip: she/her | Alan: he/him)

[epphfervescent]

don’t draw makeup often but his cut-crease is important to me

[woetoy]

You definitely dont have to respond to this ask if you dont want to for any reason, i don't want to be too intrusive or make you uncomfortable in ant way, but other than the preggers, are there any big kinks you enjoy?

All good! If it's just about me, my thoughts or my characters I'm typically an open book ☺️ I'd say besides the breedy/preggy kink there's hucow stuff, milking, corruption, bad ends, ownership, master/pet dynamics, power dynamics in general. Also things relating to terato, so big scary monsters, knotting, tentacles, ovi, pheromones and heats, size difference. Unrealistic porn trappings also, like cumflation/tummy bulges, cervix penetration. Likely also a bit of a medical kink! Yeah. There's a few more dicey ones, but these are the mains! I think I go about everything in a pretty normal way imo, and I can get very picky about stuff too lol

For the hell of it, here's some off the dome that I try to avoid: Vore, feedism, unsanitary kinks, incest, ageplay, gore.

[wannabeyourpapa]

had a weirdly realistic dream that i was stolen by some slime creature and used at it's breeding cow 😳 i still remember how swollen i felt and how active those slimes were inside me

[cheapcheapfaker]

okay i will say though, things not on my pregnancy bingo: my armpits started hurting and when i curiously looked up if that could, for some ungodly reason, be a pregnancy side effect.

one, it IS a side effect

two, it’s because there’s MAMMARY TISSUE in there. ACCESSORY BREAST TISSUE. titty tissue lurks in your armpits.

and three. THREE. You may fucking leak MILK from there. You may have MILKY PITS. If the odds are not in my favor my sore armpits may EXCRETE MILK.

[wannabepapa]

Don't mind me, just imagine you pregnant from several partners uwu waddling around the house with a polycule's worth of babies bouncing around inside your belly~

being the breedable partner of a polycule is a hard job! they all just can't stop going on about how they can't wait to see me full of their babies before they even try breeding me. even as they're doing it one after the other they go into detail about how perfect my body would be when i'm pregnant.

it's a big surprise when we all pile into the room for the ultrasound and there are multiple little beans on the screen. three babies for my three partners—it seems surreal to see them on the screen and thinking about the possibility that our first pregnancy resulted in one baby for each of my partners. they're all looking at the screen with teary eyes, blubbering about those little squishes being on the screen being their babies and getting so absolutely excited about getting to meet them in the next couple of months.

heck man someone give me these partners right now 😤

[gravidwithlore]

A fitness trainer orc and his accountant werebear husband. This is their first litter of cubs, and they're not even halfway through. Thank goodness he'd been teaching classes online since he'd moved to the middle of the woods to be with his husband, having to train in person like this would be un-BEAR-able.

[withoutalice]

Me explaining that rung fucks

(He is Primus after all it only makes sense he puts babies in those mfs*

THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER

[blueywrites]

Am I crazy or have I missed posts for Nothing is mine for free?!?

you are not crazy and you have not missed posts babes, I haven't started it yet 🥲