#puking throwing up

[bamgory]

i haven't posted art publicly since like 2022 on tt (i also used to post stranger things art lmaaooa) but i really really (REALLY!!!) wanted to do bylerween so here's my first post in hopeful preparation for that.

if i fail just know my Enemies got me (college)

[ursbearhug]

I am about to yuck somebody's yum but how could you possibly even consider this bloke, Zeus Almighty, girl stand up. We'll get you better dick, I promise. It doesn't have to be this way.

Like, such a whip lash, I seriously suffered psychic damage. Most usual, basic, bland, unseasoned, untoasted slice of a white bread of a man that would call me a slur on the street and you said you'd fuck that guy? Girly please. Give me two business days and a packet of old monster munch and I'll get you a proper man alright. He'll have bigger arms and the snuggles to pay the bills. I bet even his thrust game would be better.

I can understand a lot and respect and accept a lot but I do draw a line at sleeping with my compatriots. If you really feel the need, keep it on the low; or I *will* slut shame you.

[georjeez]

JUST WATCHED SAW X AAGGGHHGTTJ IT WAS SO GOOD

[hothotpot]

Literally had to pause my game so I could be unhinged about this for a second. Not only do you get +4 (PLUS!!! FOUR!!!!!) from Kim being with you, but you ALSO get +1 from HAVING HIS HANDKERCHIEF!?

Harrier, you are out of your mind in love with this man and I am right there with you.

[tummieaching]

I was too sick last night to post the audio when it happened, but here is the second time I puked ... it was only an hour after the first time, I went back to bed to nurse my belly and it didn't feel better, so I went back to the bathroom ... I rubbed my sick tummy and hung my head into the toilet bowl to see if it would come up faster, because when I tried to force it, nothing would come up except for spit ... thankfully it came up soon enough ♡ This time felt even better than the first time, the burps felt so good but my belly was still so so sick

This audio is a bit messed up and overlaps a few times but I hope it's still enjoyable ♡

[muldermuse]

i CANT stop thinkin about nasty gross sex with jim hopper

like tw for throwing up after the cut

in my head, his cock is so thickkkkk like you throw up a lil when you try to take him deep and he’s telling you that you’re such a good girl for him

“felt so good on my cock baby, do it again please- choke on daddy’s cock”

whilst he’s in his uniform on the couch smoking a cig 🙂‍↕️

[radioactive-mouse]

AND ON THE OTHER SIDE IS ANOTHER LIFE

A VERSION OF ME WITH A SPARK IN HER EYES THAT I DONT HAVE

AND NOW SHES LAUGHING

AND ITS KILLING ME THAT I CANNOT SEE WHATS MAKING HER LAUGH!!! FROM WHERE IM STANDING

AND I HAVE TO KNOW!! SO IM GOING IN!!!!!!!

IM GOING IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jurassicsickfics]

A is sharing a bed with B, who has a stomach bug. Therefore A is treated to a long night of retching, coughing and burping, way too close for comfort as B is using a bucket in bed instead of getting up

[uckytummy]

My body took over

[b0nelessdoodles]

buncha heket doodles cause i love the frog i love her so much beloved big frog

[yokoluvv]

Ivantill makes me miserable. Ivantill makes me miserable. Ivantill makes me miserable. Ivantill makes me miserable. Ivantill makes me miserable. Ivantill makes me miserable. Ivantill makes me miserable. Ivantill makes me miserable. Ivantill makes me m—

[pmak2002]

The General and his weak stomach. Or something More

It was in the middle of the day on some random planet when his stomach started to bother him. Obi wan and himself as well as his team of clones and Ashoka and her team had been sent out to this planet to see if there are any survivors after a separatist attack. As well as to make sure the separatists were gone. Unfortunately the mission was to take a few days at most.

His stomach hurt of course it did. There was always something that would upset his belly and make him miserable. Thankfully they had set up camp and maybe after some time of being settled he’d feel better.

He spent the afternoon in his tent and only drank water to avoid upsetting his stomach further and resting on his cot.

Unfortunately it was only getting worse and he knew he’d have to go find Obi wan to help him. Ashoka and her clones were away on the mission so thankfully she wasn’t there to witness what was to come.

He went to Obi wan’s tent and found him talking with Rex outside of it. He cradled his sickly belly and tried to wait for a lull in the conversation to get his Master’s attention.

“Master?” Anakin said weakly.

Obi wan looks at his former padawan and knew immediately what was wrong. Obi wan finished his talk with Rex. Then rushes to Anakin’s side.

“Need to find a spot in the forest for this dear one?” Obi wan asked. Anakin nodded and groaned. “It came out of nowhere this morning I thought it was just some pain that would stop but..” his stomach gurgles and Anakin swallows hard.

Obi wan nodded he was used to his former Padawn’s stomach troubles. They could show up at any time and he’d be miserable for the day. He’d be clingy too but Obi wan didn’t mind.

He placed his hand on Anakin’s back and together the two headed off to a secluded area in the forest. Obi wan knew Anakin hated showing weakness.

“You gonna need a minute? Obi wan asked.

Anakin nodded and moved to a spot out of site of Obi wan. Obi wan stepped away just out of Anakin’s line of site.

Unfortunately he could hear his former Padawan being violently ill and he cringed.

Soon Anakin called out to him and he rushed to his side. His poor brother was getting sick from both ends and he was crying.

Obi wan rarely saw Anakin cry anymore. Unless it was extreme distress. Which I guess being sick like this was enough to warrant the tears.

“Easy does it little one. Just get it out.” Obi wan soothed as he took off his outer robe to shield Anakin in case anyone came looking for them.

“Hurts master I don’t feel good.”

“I know little one. It’s alright.” Obi wan tried to soothe him.

This was more than Anakin’s typical stomach problems. He’d only suffer one symptom or another not both at once. Clearly this was a bug of some kind.

Once Anakin’s body was done purging the sickness. Obi wan lead him to the nearby river to wash himself off.

He noted the sweat and paleness of Anakin and knew he was terribly unwell. He’d need to go back to the Resolute to be treated for whatever was severely ailing him. Which Obi wan knew Anakin would fight him on for sure.

Once Anakin was done he got his robes back on and together the two Jedi went back to camp.

“I think we need to call the Resolute Anakin there’s no way you can stay here and do this campaign. Not in your condition.”

“But master what about you and Ashoka and..” Anakin was cut off by a gag and immediately puking again.

“No way not like this. Dear one I’m sure this is a stomach virus not your normal stomach upset.”

Anakin whined and Obi wan felt his forehead.

Obi wan hummed as Anakin sighed softly at his master’s touch.

“Yeah you’re burning. I’ll send Ashoka back with you as well. She’ll be able to keep an eye on you for me.”

Anakin growled. Obi wan brushed his hair from his face.

“You always manage to catch bugs even in your big age.” Obi Wan said jokingly.

“Master stop I don’t feel good.” Anakin said.

“Right, right. Come on let’s get you to your cot.”

Obi wan helped get his former Padawan comfortable in his tent. He commed Ashoka and her troops who were making their way back to camp.

“Master Kenobi? Is everything alright we are coming back now. No sign of separatists at the moment.” Ashoka said

“We’ve been fine Ashoka but unfortunately Anakin’s taken quite ill. He needs medical attention and rest so I’m calling off the mission for both of you.” He explained

“What what’s wrong? He was fine earlier.” She said.

“Yes but looks can be deceiving young one. Especially when your master is the one known for hating anything medical related.” Obi Wan said

“Right. We are almost back how bad is he? I felt something off in our force bond.” She said.

“He’s alright resting now but I’ve called the resolute and they are on their way. What you felt in your bond was probably when he was getting sick.”

Later on

Soon the resolute arrived and picked up Anakin and Ashoka.

Anakin was immediately whisked away to the medbay.

Ashoka quickly rushed it his quarters to grab the blanket and a plush he slept with. So he’d be more comfortable. Anakin always struggled in the medbay so any items of comfort for him were helpful.

She went inside the medbay greeted Kix.

“How is he?” Ashoka asked.

“Good vitals are improving. He’s asleep but you can go check on him. Let me know when he wakes and if there’s a problem.”

“Ok thank you Kix.”

“No problem commander.”

Ashoka rushed to Anakin’s bedside and got him comfy with his plush bantha and the blanket.

It hurt to see her master all sweaty and sickly. She brushed his curls back from his face.

He stirred and Ashoka withdrew her hand.

He blinked and looked up at her.

“Soka?” He said

“I’m here master. You’re ok.”

“Don’t feel so good.”

“I know master I’ll get Kix ok?”

Anakin nodded.

Later on.

Once Anakin was deemed ok by Kix. Ashoka returned to his bedside.

“You’ll stay here?” Anakin asked weakly.

Ashoka nodded. “Of course master.”

She crawled next to him and snuggled into him. His belly gurgling against her clearly still making him sick and uncomfortable. But he fell asleep in her arms.

[baylardian-1]

i dont have anything profound to say about this one lmao it happened to me irl one time

[perkeleen-lavellan]

Earthborn Shepard who still had the gang tattoos.

Earthborn Shepard who woke up on Miranda's lab table and shrugged on the armor fitted for their exact proportions in a hurry to get out of the Cerberus station.

Earthborn Shepard who, when finally looking into a mirror on the SR2 Normandy, finds nothing but bare skin.

And if they'd ask about it from Miranda she'd explain, "We were meant recreate them, but thanks to Wilson we ran out of time."

How would that feel? Which is worse, the fact that enough of Shepard had to be replaced even their skin isn't original anymore, or the fact that there is a timeline where Shepard would have looked into a mirror and seen their tattoos, and maybe thought they're a little off? A little too bright and fresh in colors, and were the lines always so thick? But unable to really determine what's wrong for sure.