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[godsofhumanity]

Loki: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

Hermes: They do.

Apollo: Why'd you say that with such certainty?

[wicked-rosie]

Patton: Remus, what does "thot" mean?

Remus: It's a thoughtful person.

[Later, having tea with Virgil]

Virgil: Here's the sugar, Pat.

Patton: Thanks Virgil. You're such a thot.

Virgil: *chokes on tea*

[thebulletinhamilton-quotes]

Lafayette: VIBE CHECK!

Lafayette: *accidentally smacks himself in the face*

[incorrect-pjo-quotes]

Hazel: Leo, what does “thot” mean?

Leo, grinning: It’s a thoughtful person.

(Later, at the campfire with Percy)

Percy: Here’s some marshmallows, Hazel!

Hazel: Thanks Percy. You’re such a thot.

Percy: *chokes on s’mores*

[incorrect-the-eagle]

marcus, clenching his fists: fight me

esca, standing behind him, softly shaking his head with his sword ready in his hand: *mouthes* do not

[incorrectioiquotes]

Yoojung: It costs $100 to go see a therapist.

Yoojung: But it costs $0 to tell myself "it be like that sometimes".

Doyeon: Yoojung, no.

[accio-spaceman]

See also;

10: This is all a moo point.

Donna: A moo point?

10: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

Donna (to Martha): Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

10: I hate feeling ostrich-sized.

Donna: …what?

10: You know, like a freaky outsider. The way an ostrich feels around regular birds. 

Donna: Oh my god

[incorrect-the-eagle]

marcus: *pushing on a door that clearly says "pull"*

esca, filming him: just push harder