#rairpair hell

[spencer-sweets]

Shipped A and B, then B and C, now hyperfixated on A and C.

[frongle444]

ok so ive been seeing a lot of transfem richie and like,,,,, i love herr

also bonus cospray teehee

[ilikemicrowaves]

Am I I funny yet

[sinfreeshipping]

"i hate shipping rarepairs. my otp only has 500 fics on ao3"

shut the fuck up and get over yourself. some of us have REAL struggles in life. my otp has ZERO fics on ao3 and im the ONLY PERSON posting about them on tumblr

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I really love teen!TravNat but don’t ship their adult versions and I love adult!MistyNat but aren’t as bothered by their teen versions

I also really love MistyWalter and JackieNat is kind of growing on me too

I’ve said this before but I just love the ships in this show

[susartwork]

A thing I drew for a collab I'm doing with @parniathedevil

Our Salphyses but pirates!

[coolmc222]

No One has thought of this BotW/TotK Pairing

So one of my favorite Ships is Revali/Zelda (#RarePairHell) and i thought of another ship that even after researching i could not find even a sliver of content for Rauru/Urbosa Like since Rauru Lost Sonia in Canon, and its implied that Urbosa was very close with Zelda's mom, it could be like a mutual learning to love again after losing someone close. i mean Rauru is mostly a blank slate for characterization so it might be a little hard to write for But i just like the vibe that ship puts out so yeah. Edit: 1. they also got good angst potential and 2.they Zelda's Parents now

[pyr0peyt]

Be the change u wish to see in the world (ur OTPs ship tag that barely anyone posts about)

[both-can-be-true]

Crying screaming throwing up bc my otp has>>>>> ONE<<<<<< (1) fic on ao3 and its a background ship

[tilly-tittle]

OMG LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT THEM

It’s okay babes we can make this work, we’ll manifest this into existence through sheer willpower and delusion

(Hot Rod’s expression is so soft I can’t TwT, I need them both doing dumb shit and the other just smiling at them like that)

@tilly-tittle I finished CrossRod yay— this took a bit bc I’ve never actually sat down and drawn a Roddy boy that WASN’T from Energon— so, yay, first G1 Hot Rod I’ve drawn!

Contrary to that— I’ve drawn G1 Crosshairs wayyyy too many times for comfort.

I hope they’re cute… bc I found another pic of them together in alt mode so here are all my screenshots of them in the same frame—

they love each other (I’m being delusional)

[haithhegimp]

Reading Officer Down (1)

Batman (1940) #587 , Batgirl (2000) #12 , Robin (1993) #86

UGH ok so this was SUPPOSED to just be a continuation of my reading through batgirl thing (1) (2) but APPARENTLY issue #12 was a fucking tie in crossover whatever the hell so im reading through it, but its way longer than i expected so ill make a second part with the birds of prey, catwoman, nightwing, and detective comics issues. i had to look this shit up on dc fucking database to know what to read, fuck comics (i say while diving headfirst into comics repeatedly)

[Batman (1940) #587]

oh. my. GOOODDDD. FUCKING HELLL AHUTHIGJKH COMMBAT IS DRIVING ME INSANE MY FUCKING GOD. WHYYY IS COMMBAT JIMBRUCE JIMBATS WHATEVER THE FUCK SUCH A RAIRPAIR WHEN THEY DO THIS SHIT CONSTANTLY. LITERALLY ASKING HIM ON A COFFEE DATE SHUT UPPP THEYRE SO FUCKING GAY

jesus FUCKING christ.

YOOO BERTINELLI MENTION!!! I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THEM (yet!!!!) EXPECT THAT THATS HELENA'S LAST NAME BUT YOOOOO!!!

jesus FUCKING CHRIST. THEYRE SO FUCKING GAY HE'S SO FUCKING GAY FOR JIM ITS UNREALLL. BRUCE WAYNE YOU HAVE NOT ESCAPED THE BATFAM REDHEAD LOVE INTEREST CURSE GO MAKE OUT WITH HIM FOR FUCKS SAKEEEE

[Batgirl (2000) #12]

at first i mistook her antennae? horns? ears? bat thingies? as rainfall and was like "WHAT WHY IS SHE BALD WHAT THE FUCK"

gooodddd i fucking ADORE the art and colours in batgirl theyre so hsiuhfhgrrgrhashrh

YOOOO NAME?? NAME?????????

she looks like such a loser such a wet little sewer rat creacher i fucking love her i want to dunk her underwater and watch her eat crackers and cheese and also marry her cassandra cain you are so so so much to me

she sounds so fucking feral i love it. fucking hunt, never change cass. never ever change.

SHE'S LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST EVER CASS I FUCKING LOVE YOUUHHHFHG

[Robin (1993) #86]

i might be reading into this too much but oooiieee cass paralels?

i know that some artists designs of her are without glasses but it never fails to jumpscare me. babsra gordon you are visionless in my heart <3

yeahhhh im gonna be real i hate this artstyle. i do Not like it at all. i miss you batgirl art i miss you. hell i miss you batman art.

:((((((

WAIT WAIT WAIT

THAT'S RENEE MONTOYA!?!?

oh my god this is the worst possible (probably not there exists worse im sure) artstyle i couldve met you in im so sorry this was our first encounter. i will love you infinitely more when you are drawn less egregiously

who the fuck is the red guy.

no seriously who the fuck is he--

PAULIE!?!??!?!?!?

this was the worst possible artstyle (AND DESIGN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY EYE CANDY AZRAEL) that we could have reunited in. im so sorry i love you paulie my dear darling loser nerd i adore you but i am shunning whatever the fuck this version of you is supposed to be.

To Be Continued.... in a Reblog Soon!

[ominus-potato]

What are your thoughts on the rairpairs revolving around Axol?

I am open to any and all rarepairs!! I’ve seen a few like Axol x SMG0 or Axol x SMG4 but I NEED you guys to hear me out on Axol x Niles bro.

But hell yeah, Axol rarepairs all the way bro

[mximitator]

I'm not a huge fan of this ship too... For very different reasons.

This is how I reveal my arms dealer and goblin tinkerer being dudebros headcanon

[thewallsaretalking-again]

you know what?? Fuck it, there's something I've GOTTA talk about:

(don't worry this isn't like a serious post or anything. also its gonna be really badly written with grammar errors because I'm just really excited to finally be talking about this and I'm shaking like a leaf) (also, if you don't agree with this that is completely fine; everybody ships different ships, this is just one that I personally love and me explaining how it came to be and how I image it. I'm not trying to convince anybody of anything, this is just for fun. If you don't like, that's fine! All I ask is that there is no hate and that you just move on. Thank you!)

I love rairpairs. Like, LOVE them. Anyone who's seen my old transformers art knows that I ship DreadOp which is like, a nonexistent ship. like, the ship equivalent of being an endangered species (there's like 10 fics about it on AO3, so you KNOW it's rare). There's a few examples of me being like this but this is the best example that i have.

But this has gotten to the point where i have done something absolutely ridiculous: I have created an entirely new ship- no, TWO entirely new ships (I'm only going to be focusing on one rn). AND I'VE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THEM because honestly? I love them! so, what monstrosity have I created? Whoo... prepare yourselves (especially you, dark cacao cookie fans...)

Yep. Don't hate me. Please hear me out because honestly iv'e seen more heinous ships in my time on the internet.

so, first of all, the white dude is known as the milk village elder in CRK, and we only see him once in the entire game (that i know of). I love taking npc's and giving them characters, so this is kinda how this happened. I'm gonna start by talking about the milk dude and how i headcannon/ imagine him because it will come into play later.

I gave the milk village elder the name Whole Milk Cookie, because i couldn't exactly call him Milk Cookie; that names already been taken

Whole Milk Cookie isn't actually anyone's grandfather, despite him being called grandad/ grandpappy in the actual game. We never see anyone his age in the milk village, and I like to imagine that its sorta like an honorary title. Like, he acts like everyone's grandpa, so everyone calls him grandpa but no one is actually related to him.

Whole Milk Cookie is like, ungodly sweet. Like, diabetes kind of sweet. its ridiculous. there are only a few ways to get him angry; and trust me, you don't want to...

He's strong. Like, think Hollyberry type strong. Gives the BEST hugs too.

Nobody knows exactly how old he is, but people suspect that he's actually much older than he looks. This could be caused by his extreme talent with the milk that comes from the villages well; if its used right, the milk can cure disease, help pains, or even extend someone's lifespan/ help retain youth. either that or he's some sort of demon but hey, who's counting?

got all that? good. Now the question everybody's asking; why the hell do i ship this? What's the story here? What's the origin? Well hold onto your pants folks because this is where we get into me overanalyzing shit.

behold the line that started it all:

This is so SO vague. why the hell did they put this in here it is SO VAUGE. what does he mean by "THAT king"? you know what it sounds like? someone reminiscing of their time with a loved one who has now changed....

they never elaborate on what exactly this line means and this is the very last line we hear Whole Milk Cookie say in the main story

wondering where exactly he's gone instead of wondering when he's coming back? idk man you sound worried about him...

also saying "laid your eyes upon" just sounds so gay/loving and i don't know why. yeah your laying something thats for sure glfbnvbrfnjkrb (im so sorry)

There's also this line:

The ally thing is kind of given, but why and how isn't this guy talking shit about dark Cacao? Like, he has EVERY right to! but he's not.... its almost like he cares.... and sure he mentions the generation thing but just because your parents were friends with some dude doesn't mean you necessarily like them right? so what gives??

Then there's the matter of Dark Cacao Cookies SON:

who is DArk CHOCOLATE

now Dark Chocolate usually doesn't have any milk/dairy in it, but it DOES need a fat, which whole milk DOES have!!

So, in theory, it would make sense for cacao and milk to make chocolate of some kind, AND it would account for Dark Choco Cookie having a lighter skin tone than his father (lighter eyes and the double white hair streak too)

I also like the story implications outside of cannon:

two people who would generally not be allowed to be in a relationship due to differing status keep a relationship going for years behind the backs of their communities

Dark Cacao Cookie taking full responsibility for taking care of their son, only for everything to become too overwhelming and he begins to remove himself from everything emotionally, wanting to give his son over to his other father to be properly taken care of but can't due to the dangers that poses for everyone in his family

Dark Choco nearly kills him and Dark Cacao has to exile him and (because of a mix of psychological manipulation, grief, and regret) locks up the citadel, leaving Whole Milk Cookie out of the picture entirely

Whole Milk Cookie stews in anger due to everything that's happened and Dark Cacao cookie not taking proper care of their son but eventually falls into guilt as well because he saw the signs of stress and overworking from his partner and didn't step in, assuming that everything was fine (but is still mostly mad at Cacao because he REALLY fucked up and it's not an excuse)

Gingerbrave and the crew comes strolling up and gets the citadel open, and Dark Cacao admits to Dark Choco that he didn't care enough and that he should have done things differently, and that he loves his son. Dark Choco leaves the cookies of darkness and begins a journey of recovery while Dark Cacao vows to do better for his family and kingdom in the future.

Dark Cacao meets up with Whole Milk Cookie to truly apologize to him, admitting everything he's done wrong and that he should have done far, FAR better. He tells WM that he deserves better than him

Whole Milk is obviously still angry and will never forgive Dark Cacao for what he's done. but he still loves him despite everything and would much rather the two of them work together to fix things (not necessarily romantically, more just not hating each other wise) moving forward instead of breaking things off and stewing in grief and anger.

The two of them take things extremely slow and carefully because it's been a long and difficult process, but they, eventually, get back to where they were.

Their recovery process takes years, but by that point Dark Cacao has improved himself exponentially, wanting nothing but the best for his partner and kingdom (and now knowing exactly what NOT to do) They also eventually find Dark Choco Cookie and fix things with him, but that's a whole other can of worms I'm not going to open here.

Just generally a story of two very different people, who despite goin through unimaginable hardships, do their very best despite the circumstances. they love each other more than even they realize and the fact that they are able to fix what was broken by their own hands is a testament to that, despite all of the arguments and tears along the way.

TLDR: Dark Cacao fucks up, his husband is mad but still loves him because he knows him better than anyone else, Dark Cacao actually makes an effort and succeeds to be much much better, and the two of them eventually figure things out. An unlikely love story :)

Ok, wow, that was a lot and kinda sad. But there are a few thiings that i couldn't fit into the rest of this so imma just stick them here:

Whole Milk Cookie finds Immense joy in picking up his husband and throwing him across his shoulder like some kind of really important sack

Whole Milk calls Dark Cacao "Cacao bean"

Dark Cacao loves Whole Milk Cookies cooking to a stupid extent

Dark Cacao loves playing with his husbands fluffy hair

the two of them will often help each other do their hair because they both just have SO MUCH of it

Dark Cacao, despite popular belief, is a flustered mess around his husband and can very often be found blushing like a madman whenever Whole Milk uses his strength

these two have the ABSOLOUTE WORST bedheads. Like, Cacao HAS to braid his hair before going to bed because otherwise the two of them will wake up tangled in it. And Whole Milk will just have an untamable afro.

uhh anyways. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[ella-the-fella]

Friendly reminder that all of my characters are multiship. Meaning that you can ship them with whoever. Crackship, selfship, cross-ship, oc x cannon, hell make a rairpair! I don't care, as long as you don't force me to make it cannon or force your ship on others, feel free to go all out!

OH AND HEADCANONS! I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE'S TAKES ON MY CHARACTERS BDBDJSNSJ

(Just nothing problematic pls😞)

[kabutoden]

the ask says davesprite, not davepeta?

ok this one is really funny. i got this ask, fucked it up real bad and drew this. truthfully after i finished the drawing (which was a baffling ship to me, ok like theres two nepetas in this ship, but fuck it im ok with that) i realized my mistake. goddamit. this is shipping davesprite x fefetasprite, not davepeta x fefeta. i misread it. but now i have this really nice drawing of davepeta x fefeta on my hands. and ive spent all this time thinking about how cute it is. probably some of the best art on this damned blog. no worse. this hell platform. fucking hell. see that shit? it got like 260+ notes. thats pretty good. people respecting the rairpair. alright. well the art is cute. i did do good

anyway sorry i just didnt want to redraw anything. and its not like im getting a fucking rq for davepeta x fefeta. thats nuts. so if i DID redraw it id have this on my hands and people would be like hey whats up with that. so i went fuck it and posted it. im sorry im a sham and a fake. fleecing the people of tumblr. i put off this response for like nine months out of shame.