#reached the point of shitposting

[rsytma]

da bi du ba ba ba la ba ba bah da bi du ba ba ba la ba da bi du ba ba ba la ba ba ba da bi du ba ba ba la ba ba bah

[the-great-horse-cocktail]

Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano

[leafdragon16]

* slams head through the wall *

Ok so - stop screaming it's just me - so we know Experiment!Wheeljack can growl and hiss and stuff, but can he purr? And/or does he act animalistic in other ways (territorial, gets the zoomies, etc)? (You explored some of this in the chapter where he's staying at the original Autobot outpost, but I keep having Thoughts™ about our favorite gremlin Wrecker so I came here to chat about him😅) Ok that's all, I'll just be going now

* awkwardly pulls head back out of the wall, leaving a hole behind *

[sticks head through the hole you left behind]

Good question! I don’t think he can purr exactly the same way that a cat does, but he definitely can! Much in the same way he growls via grinding the sections of his throat together + engine noise he could probably also purr. So kinda weird sounding but recognizably purring

He also ABSOLUTELY gets the zoomies. He learned how to control it when he was with the Wreckers back on Cybertron, but it still slips out sometimes (like when June found him on the ceiling). Lights and sharp movements attract him, so he would in fact chase a laser pointer. Shockwave probably figured that one out the hard way while making calculations. He naturally walks very quietly and has a tendency to freeze up and try to stalk anything perceived as prey. He also sometimes has the urge to just get up and walk around randomly (which Ratchet also got to see when he caught him sneaking out to check on Bulkhead)

He’s learned to suppress most of the more animalistic urges around other bots. Back when he was on the Jackhammer alone he was quite literally bouncing off the walls, crawling around on the ceiling, biting the leg of his berth, etc.

Personally I think if he cut loose in the Autobot base it would go something like this

[idliketobeatree]

Crowley was God's most dramatic creation.

She was also feeling particularly bitchy and gay that day, and thus, Aziraphale was made.

[genericb34ns]

Ur pfp made me giggle bc it was silly so I clicked ur pfp and ohmygod the spiral of Porris lore I’ve just seen I THOUGHT UR PFP WAS A JOKE IM CRYING

Unfortunately, it is all very real and there will be more soon. (in 2-3 weeks)

[ari-dark-raiden-simp]

M-May I say…?

[valzhangism]

who else up loving thy neighbor

[olasketches]

so I've made a chart

[shadow-the-crow]

We found a wasps' nest in my grandma's attic 0.0

It doesn't thrum with life and malice tho so it's fine

[groovygrub]

[doomdoomofdoom]

Was randomly reminded of the time I almost fell for the Established Titles scam, but some unrecognized gender questioning made 'Lady' unappealing.

too trans to get scammed

[flowery-laser-blasts]

"Yes dear."

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

"Your blog has a lot of visibility, let me promote my [whatever] on your asks" factoid actualy just statistical error. average post of mine reaches 10 people, at most. The Guanyin Temple Confession post, who has surpassed 5000 notes and keeps getting new ones daily, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[lieximhuman]

my tumblr blog looks like the blog form of those diaries of someone spiraling into madness.... AYO

[which-hospital]

me vs casualty twitter at the fight club