#robot gander

[colorfulstarfiles]

↳ 🪽 ROBOANGELIC .ᐟ.ᐟ

꒰ঌ requested by「 @x-hearts-u 」!! ໒꒱

꒰ঌ Associated feeling like a robot while also being an angel or being an angel while also being a robot. It also has a connection with the heavens/sky, flying, angelcore, computers, webcore and technology ໒꒱

➜ alts !! :

➜ 「 optional 」prns !! :

angel/angels/angel/angelself .ᐟ.ᐟ robo/robos/robot/robotself .ᐟ.ᐟ 🪽/🪽s/🪽/🪽self .ᐟ.ᐟ 🤖 /🤖s/🤖/🤖self .ᐟ.ᐟ

꒰ঌ coined by colorfulpaintfiles (me) .ᐟ

id : z Z 𐰁 .ᐟ

"DNI IF U ARE:

pro-ship/com-ship/dark-ship, incest (fontcest, dreammare, swadmare, etc), pro/neu/com lolita/shota, endo "sys", "good faith" labels (bi -lesbians, pan lesbian, etc),pro/neu/com endo, pro/neu/com para, nsfw/18+ blogs, racist, homophobes, transphobes, anti-lgbtq+ in general, politics, dream smp, south park, hazbin hotel/helluva boss/viziepop supporter/watcher.

THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR THESE TOPICS/PEOPLE AND NEVER WILL BE !! /SRS"

[saintheartwing]

Okay, so...I realized a joke upon my second viewing of the film. A visual pun. The animals on the island all come to watch Brightbill training to fly and find themselves CLEARLY impressed by what's happening...though they're clearly not up for openly admitting it except the raccoons, who are clapping in happy approval.

But what specifically are they doing to Roz, Fink and Brightbill?

They've come to see him fly. Or rather...they came...

To take a GANDER at the scene.

Get it?

[mothmandibles]

Brain chemistry forever altered by seeing she/her mecha one (1) time

[sweetheartbitesb4ck]

You and Johnny 'work out' together

sexual content!! MINORS DNI!

reader has female genitals

CW: sex lol

Due to Soap's job, he was very fit, and as a way to maintain that he would frequent the gym. You would come with him when you were free, however it always resulted in less working out, so to speak.

On the car ride over, Johnny is constantly side eyeing you, taking in the sight of your body in those, as he would say, "bonnie wee shorts" He places a big, calloused hand on your thigh, occasionally squeezing it. You smirk, already knowing just how the day would pan out, the same as every other time the two of you went to the gym together.

Once actually in the gym, you and Soap would separate, doing completely different exercises, however, every time you glance over at him you can't help but notice him absent-mindedly staring at you as he works out. It makes you smirk every time, sometimes probing a snort of laughter when you purposefully start squatting or doing something mildly flirty and turn back at Johnny, his eyes round like saucers while he moves robotically as if on auto pilot.

After a while, he walks over, wrapping his buff arms around your waist and nuzzling into your neck. "We might as well go. I cannae get anything done with you here," Soap mumbles, planting a kiss onto your nape before pulling away for a moment. Turning to face him, you let out a laugh and raise your eyebrows. "You're really that desperate?" Soap looks down somewhat sheepishly, pulling a comical sad face when his eyes gander back to meet yours. On the way up to your face, his gaze lingers on your chest, making you laugh again. "Oh my gosh fine!" You splutter as Soap's face lights up like a kid on Christmas day. He lets you get your stuff before hastily grabbing your hand and tugging you out of the gym.

Success. Johnny thinks to himself, probably a little too excited as he pulls out of the car park as if he was in a racing game with infinite lives. He snatches looks at you, smirking suspiciously just as he had done on the way there, his hand seeming to sneak further up your thigh every time he didn't need two hands on the wheel.

He practically catapults out of the car, running round to the passenger door and ripping it open, waiting impatiently as you get up and walk into the block of flats. On the lift up, he's restless, one arm wrapped around your waist but occasionally sliding a little too far up. Smiling smugly, you bat away his arm. "Johnny we're still in public," You laugh as he grumbles to himself.

"Hurry up," He whines as you unlock the door and push it open. He slams it behind the two of you, sighing as you go to the kitchen to put your stuff away.

As you stand on tip-toes to chuck your bottle in the cupboard, he comes up behind you- tying you up with his arms and planting kisses along your neck, his left hand shifting from your hips to your chest, sliding under the sports top. Fuck, you make him crazy. Gently, he shifts his spare hand to your hips, his thumb tugging at the waistband of your shorts before he eases them down fully, exhaling slightly at the sight of you in your pretty panties. He strokes your pussy through the thin fabric "Shit you're wet for me, aye," He murmurs, accent thick as he quickly pulls down his own shorts then his boxers.

Feeling his hard length throbbing against your thigh, you twist your head around slightly. He leans forwards, kissing you as he bends you over the counter, one hand firmly on your hip and the other one sliding your panties to the side, index finger circling your clit. Soap teases his tip at your entrance for a moment, before inching it all the way in, making the two of you moan simultaneously.

You bite your lip, trying to stop a loud whine from searing from your mouth... but fail. Johnny slides out again slowly, just his tip buried in your soaked entrance. He thrusts back in, catching his breath and letting out a deep guttural groan as he begins to pump in and out. "Fuck you're tight," Soap grunts, his hips beginning to move faster. He moves a hand back under your top, roaming around your breasts and pinching your nipples as he fucks you raw. He also starts to leave a trail of kisses along your neck again, pushing your hair aside and nibbling at the soft skin, his lips meeting your flesh with delicacy. If you knew how you made him drunk and giddy for your body existing...

Your legs start to quiver and your eyes roll back with pleasure, your walls flexing around his cock as he coaxes both of you towards your climax. "Come for me," He mumbles into your hair, shifting a hand to rub your sensitive clit again.

Your body trembles more intensely as the sound of skin colliding echoes through the kitchen. Soap continues pistoning into you, hitting that spot even as you moan loudly, head tossing back and eyes blanking as you reach your climax. This only turns Johnny on more, and as your body twists with pleasure he grabs onto your waist, pulling you to match his jolts.

His eyes flutter shut, hips bucking and slowing down as he groans quietly, cock twitching inside of you as he comes, filling you with his warm load. After a minute of slowly moving in and out, he stands still, leaning in to kiss your cheek gently.

"So much for going to the gym," He whispers, grinning slightly.

"I'm sure this counts as cardio," You reply, your whole body still numb with pleasure.

thank you for reading!! I'm sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes I'm very tired lol- just had to write about my fellow Scot. any notes appreciated !!

[loverboybrightsideghost]

quick i gotta do that thing people have been doing where they edit checkmarks or Xs or question marks onto that png of jayce except with the mexican flag

the jayce neutrality leaving my body once i remember he's latino

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

The Homestuck Fan Author Coalition has revealed its gift swap collection! Authors were asked to write 3-5 Homestuck related prompts, and then they received a set of prompts from another author to write.

Follow the link above to the collection, and once you've read through all of the entries, vote on your favorites using our voting form! The voting form is open through May 3rd!

All Fics Submitted

your hands protect the flames

Davesprite survives the explosion that took John on the ship, and now he's survived the end of the game. How does he find his place on the new world when there's already a Dave?

Always watching

Jake appreciated the gesture, he really did. But sometimes he missed the privacy he had before Dirk sent him the damn robot. For one, he was pretty sure it watched him sleep.

A sickness by another name (wouldn't be sweet either but with luck, it would at least look much more tame)

A good handful of decades after the events of the last book, Jade Mountain Academy opens its doors yet again to a new generation of dragonets, all of them ready to learn and get a good education... except one. Timekeeper is just trying to survive. Or, what happens when you throw Homestuck characters, the Wings of Fire world, and a high school AU into a blender.

In which Two Trolls whom are Friends in the Human Connotation of the Word Attempt to Bake as well as One of Them Tries to Be a Good Friend by Partaking in the Other's Interest Without Actually Understanding it

Just two buds trying to bake some mother fucking bomb ass pies.

Conduction of Heat in Solids

‘Heat transfer is an area of thermal engineering that focuses on the transport, exchange, and redistribution of thermal energy. The three modes or ways that heat can be transferred have been termed conduction, convection, and radiation.’ Nepeta Leijon has achieved the dream of every mutant lowblood wriggler in Alternia: she has defected the empire and joined Starfleet. She has a Federation citizenship and has successfully avoided imperial culling! It only, you know, came at the expense of never being able to see or talk to her beloved moirail ever again.

you were always my problem

Terezi and an alternate universe Vriska take a walk through the dream bubbles.

dis-ease

Even the strangest and most unsettling of dolls deserves to wear something that doesn’t physically harm the gander bulbs of passersby.

holding my breath with a baseball bat

Today is your sixteenth birthday. Normally on your birthdays, Feferi bakes you a cake and you make a dumbfuck wish and blow out candles. Today is different.

suffer the children

raising a kid is hard its hard and nobody understands

franz freudinand

Five times Dirk Strider and his AI Proxy Lil Hal run into the Red Scarf, Lighter, and the one time that Dirk actually gets something out of the interactions. But not without some fumbling and failure along the way.

A Time to Kill, A Time to Heal

"Maybe that’s what it takes to divert a timeline. Just one child to be offered a chance. A chance to prove themselves to the world, that if the world was willing to smile down at them, they would eagerly smile back." Vriska Serket can't save the world, so she saves herself instead. Well, technically a younger version of herself. But sometimes, that's all you need.

Pride and Prejudice and Horses

Jade Harley is super excited to start her very first undergraduate research project! The only problem is, the graduate student whom she's working with is kind of a jerk. No, scratch that, he's definitely a jerk. Will she be able to find common ground with him?

Haunting On The Top Floor

Karkat Vantas' life is changing fast. New home, new landlord, new...ghost? boyfriend? Look, it's complicated. When he moves into his new apartment, his landlord is a dick, the pizza is mid, and something is there with him...but is it the horror story he thinks? Or is there more to meets the eye in his apartment?

This Time Around

Jane Crocker finds her friends and loses them, again and again.

Glimpse Into An Alternate Journey

Jade is very glad she did as that suspicious note suggested, and chose to shrink down the ship and drag John through the portal to the meteor.

Weaver

There's a prophecy, and it goes something like this: "When the war has lasted twenty years, the Dragonets will come. When the land is soaked in blood and tears when the land is soaked in blood and tears, the Dragonets will come. Find the Seawing egg of deepest blue-" Blah blah blah Nightwing Skywing Mudwing Sandwing Three queens Brightest night blah blah blah. Prophecy isn't real, there's not a single Skywing alive hatched within two weeks of the brightest night, and you aren't going to be an adult till the prophecy is over, so you won't get to leave the Nightwing Palace either. You could always run away from the palace of course, but you're too much of a coward to do that.

Away with the fairies.

Tavros spends a night with Nepeta and Roxy and has loads of fun!

Playing God

Rose has ascended to Ultimate Self, but with so much power comes so, so much responsibility.

Angel Among the Stars

A young woman pretends to be asleep in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 30th of November, 1928, is not this young woman's birthday. Not yet. And soon she will be free of the cage she's been kept in for nearly eighteen years.

[phantongator]

Hi it’s Problem Solverz headcanon time

Problem Solvers Headcanon Time

Horace (Problem Solverz leader)

Age: 19

Gander: Male

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: bisexual 

Family: Roba (twin brother), Thaz (adoptive mother and landlady), Alfe (technical pet)

sometimes has a habit of smoking, he’s trying to quit but often sneaks a cigarette or two in.

he STILL loves Sweetie Creame even though he knows damn fucking well that she was evil.

almost always has to look after both Alfe and Roba (mostly Roba) when they’re left alone together.

he and Roba spent their first 6 years at an abusive orphanage (technically 5 years since their parents were killed when Horace and Roba were only 1.)

He found Alfe in a sewer when he was 11 and Alfe was a months old.

He is very athletic and plays soccer on the weekends when there aren’t any problems to solve.

Temporarily had a fear of the forest (ever since he was 4 he was purposefully left alone in the forest by the orphanage headmaster as a punishment for absolutely no reason other than to traumatize him for fun. Yea Horace and Roba had the worst childhood.) He got over his fear thanks to Tux Dog.

Horace HATES coffee (he instead settles for tea or sugar free energy drinks)

- During childhood Horace would often sing to Roba at night so they could both fall asleep.

He’s a total workaholic!

Roba (Problem Solverz nerd)

Age: 19

Gender: Trans male (FtM)

Pronouns: he/him 

Sexuality: transgender + gay

Family: Horace (twin brother), Thaz (adoptive mother and landlady), Alfe (technical pet), quite a few random ex-boyfriends 

he is Autistic (he often stims, is socially awkward, and has identity issues.)

he still wears bras sometimes, mainly bras that are super tight and help flatten out his chest (technically they’re binders)

he transitioned from female to male at age 13 (he only got top surgery because he’s not ready for bottom surgery ever, idk why I brought that up, but those who know, know.)

He has many allergies, including (listing these from least severe to most severe) longhair dogs, pollen, raspberries, beans, hornets, and peanuts.

Horace NEVER lets him eat sweets (especially chocolate and fudge) after 8 PM. Trust me, you do not want to encounter Roba when he’s high on sugar (you’d immediately be dead if you were even MADE of sugar.)

he’s kinda a femboy, and when he’s not wearing his usual robot outfit, he likes wearing crop tops or oversized hoodies, sometimes even wearing a dress if you’re lucky

He has a part-time job working as a Femboy Mooters (parody to Hooters) waiter, and that’s how the Solverz are able to pay the bills.

He is chubby because of all the empty insults Tux Dog throws at him, and because the trio order pizza A LOT BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN BROWN SOMEONE!!! Roba also stress eats a lot in private so there’s also that, and he can eat more than Alfe can (he REFUSES to admit that)

Roba still acts very feminine despite transitioning into a man, and he likes buying and doing luxurious stuff because it feels nice and he thinks it’ll make Tux Dog like him more (also Roba smells like lavender and vanilla 24/7, and Tux Dog hates lavender smell.)

Underneath his helmet is longish blond hair, overgrown haircut, it’s usually greasy because Roba rarely takes off his helmet.

Alfe (Problem Solverz Fur Monster)

Age: 8 (18 in fur monster years)

Gender: Male

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: pansexual

Family: unnamed fur monster parents (deceased), a whole bunch of unnamed brothers and sisters (unknown whereabouts), Horace and Roba (technical owners)

- Alfe is overweight 

- Alfe secretly throws fur monster parties when Horace and Roba are not in the house

- While he can eat ALMOST anything, Alfe is allergic to seafood (especially shellfish.) He’s also allergic to cats (or at least only Badcat.)

- Chocolate is also poisonous to him but they’re like apple seeds, he needs to eat a whole bunch of chocolate to get sick.

- in my artstyle I usually draw him like a wolf simply because I’m a furry (but I can draw him in his canon design)

- he is closer to Horace than Roba

- Alfe is pansexual but he is more attracted to girls (same with Horace but Horace is bi)

- Alfe wants to smoke weed and do crack but Horace always says no, so Alfe has to sneak it in when Horace isn’t around.

- Although Alfe takes a shower in the toilet, Alfe doesn’t always smell like shit because he’s forced to wear one of those car scent pine tree things around his neck.

- Alfe deeply loves both Horace and Roba, so he gets lonely when they’re not around (that’s why he throws parties.) he’s afraid of being abandoned.

[pixal-borg-rp]

Hola 👋 Como estas??? Espero que estés bien

Tengo un par de preguntas para ti:

-cuales son tus flores 💐 favoritas????

-cual es tu gema 💎 favorita???

-que te gusta hacer en una noche de chicas????

-que cosas no te gustan???

-alguna vez llevastes un atuendo provocativo para Zane en ocasiones especiales, y si lo es cual fue???

Perdon si la última pregunta es algo atrevido y 🙇‍♀️

Hello! I am doing well!

My favorite flower is a Spider Lilly

My favorite gemstone would probably be a blue moon stone.

For a girls night out I like to rough house with my friends, talk about our lives, the occasional robot demolition derby, and even read fanfics out loud for fun.

I don’t like Kai’s ego, as much as he is like family to me he gets on my nerve circuits! We often fight, one he melted a bit of my arm by mistake and Zane beat him up.

Yes I have several pieces of lingerie that I like to wear for Zane. Although the types vary but typically are lacy or have a gander belt. But that’s all the information you’re getting, that’s for Zane’s eyes only~ 😉

[haha-artblog]

Heyheyhey!!! Do you like time loops? Reluctant friendships formed by unfortunate circumstance? Watching your favorite little guys die in horrible ways for the emotional catharsis? That one fish guy from the hit game Pressure (or perhaps even the silly robot)?

Well, boy do I have the comic for you! I'd like to introduce you to...

Under Pressure!

A little webcomic I've been working on with my friends, about four expendables in the Hadal Blacksite trying (and failing) to survive and escape a timeloop! Watch them die in many ways! See them fight to survive! Witness their... Genuine change and growth as people (or some flavor of it)?

Meet EX-W, EX-LN, EX-LV, and EX-B, your main form of entertainment throughout the comic! A thrill-seeking gambler, an imprisoned demon, a very annoyed robot, and an anomalous coward all attempting to work together to make their way around the ever-changing landscape under the depths of the waves!

Yes, this is a Roblox Pressure fancomic! Look, I've got the brainworms, alright? I've been working on it for a while, and there's 8 whole pages out, so if you wanna have a gander, you can check it out here!: https://underpressure.thecomicseries.com/

Yes, Sebastian will feature in it. Yes, P.AI.nter will feature in it. Yes, Lucy the Trenchbleeder will feature in it. Yes-

Anyways have some miscellaneous drawings of the sillies :3

And some walk cycles I'm real proud of :3

[violetganache42]

Highlights from tonight's movie night celebrating some of the different teams Donald has been a part of in categorized and chronological order (I honestly like this format. I might stick with it):

"Boat Builders":

Good news: The short has subtitles! Bad news: They're not in English, so you still can't understand what the fuck Donald is saying.

Donald: "Yeah, even a child can do it!" Godfrey: "Even Della could do it!"

justaboot: "god's third choice after the 3 stooges"

Max's mother has been found

"The First Adventure!":

Bradford Hate Club

Ludwig appearance!

puffywuffy8904: "he's serving whatever the opposite of cunt is" WriteBackAtYa: "So di—"

(I love this screenshot. 😂)

The reference to Della's letter

WriteBackAtYa and I being on the same wavelength

Eat the rich uncle (Sorry, Scrooge, but I had to. XD)

"You can't mute me, old man!"

RIP Donald's guitar

The Temple of Doom parallel!

PAPYRUS

"Treasure of the Golden Suns" easter egg!

"fragile old body"

POGO CANE

Black Heron doing the smug anime girl laugh (You know what I'm talking about.)

"I'm the chosen one!" Pure Deweycore

"So long, suckers!"

Just Black Heron in general (She's a fun villain. lol)

DONALD KILL

Us ranting about Bradford using the Papyrus of Binding to escape like the COWARD THAT HE IS! WHY WE OUGHTA— COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE—

If I had a nickel for every time Black Heron lost her robot arm, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Me: "BEAKLEY YOU FOOL" Godfrey: "YOU FUCKING FOOOOOOOOL"

"The House of the Lucky Gander!":

Louie "I do hate hot dogs" Duck noticing the neon lights shaped like a hot dog

"We're all gonna die! I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!"

Launchpad deserves his own episode dedicating to his love life

Gladstone Hate Club

Scrooge looking at the camera like he's on The Office

puffywuffy8904: "gladstone you have a haircut shut up"

Huey autism moment

Just how bored and tired Dewey, Webby, and Scrooge were after seeing Aquarioon

Dewey and the jade tigers

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

27!

Webby's love for chocolate fountains

"And a distraction."

Scrooge: "I don't even get to be part of the blasted challenge?" Huey:

Real-Life-Pine-Tree: "Roasted duck anyone?" Me: "'Danny: I'll have the duck.'"

Louie's motivational speech

"Where did that come from?"

Us @ Liu Hai: RIP bozo (at least until DuckTales World Showcase Adventure)

The underwhelming Golden Cricket and how fucking bored and exhausted the family was

"Mt. Fuji Whiz":

LotTC basically being DuckTales on crack

Me: "Hell is a city. Where have I seen that before? 🤔" Godfrey: "Hazbin Hote—[gunshot]"

My idea of Clinton and Webby bonding over Clan McDuck history

Missy thirsting for Panchito

The return of the Ari the Autism Bird!

Xandra and the nieces in general (They're some of the best characters in the show. ^^)

*The Three Caballeros are stuck in the Underworld* AMJ: "We have a very simple solution." DT17!Huey: "This doesn't feel simple."

Jack Skellington moon

Donald saying the Karen phrase

Xandra and Charon clothes swap

Panchito being "that" guy

The Sheldgoose family tree taking notes from Goofy's family tree regarding the relatives' designs

IN THE PLUMS!

Clinton hugging Donald 💖

Tokyo? LIKE IN DUCKTALES!

"Potatoland":

Dreamy: "SEE HE HAS 27 FINGERS" Me: "27!"

POTATOLAND! POTATOLAND!

"Mickey, I am fed up with your bullshit devil magic."

Praising Mickey's characterization in the Paul Rudish shorts

Donald's blush

No more Idaho

Just the whole short in general. It's the best. XD

"Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers":

Black Arts Beagle's Musketeer cousins

puffywuffy8904: "they wanna be Scrooge soooo bad"

Donald being, and I quote Jamie, "a punk bitch" in this movie

The return of Pete Hate Club

"Whoa, he's bisexual, I didn't know that!"/"By the way, I'm bisexual! I forgot, I- forgot to announce it! How do you turn this shit off- wait-"

The entire opera gag

Clarabelle appearance!

Dreamy pointing out the parallels how Pete is to Minnie what Bradford is to Scrooge

In the Hall of the Mountain King

"Why did the music stop?"

"Together, we'll save the princess or die trying!"/"…Die? …Die?"

melcat33: "Minnie discovers she's into bdsm"

WriteBackAtYa and I quoting Philip CD-i Legend of Zelda

The turtle trying to be the rooster from Robin Hood at one point

"That little diddy's starting to grow on me."

Pete referencing The Lion King

Donald FINALLY unleashing his iconic temper

melcat33: "Goofy finally being Dad Material" WriteBackAtYa: "But he was daddy material"

(Look what you made me do! /lh)

Pirates of Penzance

"Not long… maybe… 40 years?"

The movie ending with the fucking Can-Can

Learning about how Tokyo Disneyland had Mickey, Donald, and Goofy as the Three Musketeers and they all looked AMAZING (Why does Japan get all the cool shit?!)

[reversemoon255]

MODEROID El Dora V (Gun X Sword)

I still am not entirely sure where El Dora V comes from? I think I remember seeing an old Vachidra video on YT of its transformation sequence? But I remember hearing it was from a video game? IDK.

Anyway, I just have to tell you the names of all the individual robots, because they are hilarious: Grand Header, Body Gander, Power Hander, Nice Footer, and Pink Amigo. Wow. Gotta love when Japanese people with a partial understanding of English decide to give English names to stuff. And that is not some backhanded slight, I legitimately love names like this.

The Good: This is a really good kit. Five small builds, so it's easy to pace out and never feels like a lot. All the individual robots look great, and the two robot modes look great, too. The transformation to said robot modes is also pretty solid. Like a lot of Moderoids, it comes with swappable parts to make it more screen accurate, but it's fully transformable without them.

El Dora V also is also quite posable, despite being made of five small robots. It also has a lot of effect parts. And it does one of my favorite things; the display stand can store everything. All the unused accuracy parts, all the effect parts, the smaller robot's head, everything. It's great.

The Bad: My only real issue with El Dova V is Nice Footer? It's not bad or anything, but it has a somewhat disappointing transformation compared to everyone else. Those grey pieces on the front of the legs require quite a bit of partsforming, and it's not terrible, but when you compare it to everyone else it's just a feeling of "you were so close."

The Details: This was another simple kit, detail-wise. I panel lined all the areas where I could, and actually used the stickers. It really came down to the giant stickers on the wings, as white is notoriously obnoxious to paint, and there were very few stickers apart from that anyway, mostly just coming down to the cuffs on the second pair of wrists, and the eyes on the birds.

Overall, it's a fun transforming robot kit. I don't know anything about Gun X Sword, so I have no attachment to this apart from what I've handled, so I can say that if this looks like something you'd normally be into, you'll probably enjoy it and its very silly names.

[magicalgardenofhypnosis]

A request by @Ithegingy

It is May 5, 2024 excellent I think checking my Time Machine enable watch mechanism glows on the screen then vanishing from my sight.

Today is his birthday perfect just as planned I tap the screen watching the device fall off of my wrist forming a box in the palm of my hand.

I glee with excitement throwing the ball on to the fully carpet covered room the impact of it hitting the ground erupts in a mid bright light.

Stepping in to the fray he is deeply in heavy slumber after a long day on set so I take my time bidding it I walk to the closet opening it to view.

Getting a gander of the geekiness around him leaves me both perplex and in total type of judgement but I can see he does love tee shirts and jeans.

He loves to build sets, gaming computer but he is still vain I can see the painting he has obviously commissioned of himself prior to my arrival.

The plan is quite simple to actually with

very little effort deeply probe his brain in array of laser colors that maps the brains waves stimulating it in hypnosis waves.

Anyway! I slowly creep on to the bed slowly slipping past him holding the head board I raise myself up and dig in my pockets for the device.

Retrieving it a tiny circular device placing it on to the wall, I press the button let’s blare

a light scanning the room three more exact copies lays on the other three walls.

All four devices radiate light over entirety

of the massive master bedroom bouncing multiple colors schemes the commencing

the brainwashing.

I click the side of my watch then turn it to the side transforming him from the room as he switches him with an entirely new entity into the room.

The man stood in the dark watch the beam of light washes on to his face from all sides of the room and the figure moves a closer to the edge of the board.

In a matter of ten minutes Henry who is half asleep at this point feeling something is off tries to wake up fighting off every urge to

drift back asleep.

Above his bed from a ceiling remote flew in to the figures hands as he smirked with evil intent and he enjoys true power exchange like no other in history.

He excitedly presses the giant red button that is marked induction instinctively his press gets harder as it is layered with a pleasure point.

Reaching the optimal level the devices flip off the wall landing on Henry’s head like a helmet forming in resistance or his fatal retaliation.

The helmet projects a unique screen in a map scenario detailing his brain from top

to stem revealing how it works he checks out remote once more.

Pressing a second button marked dreamy without a thought Henry drops a million times deeper from a garden picnic a hole opens swallowing him whole.

Descending down from the sky a portal is opening falling through his nerdy side of his brain show cases with binary code I created on the wall.

He is left absolutely mouth agape in his and only his poor dark mind adrift with every set of memories he has ever experienced play on autopilot a thousand times over.

Meanwhile! The world past his domain can sense his own self destruction finding his way through the interface he arrives on the main page.

A few more buttons a photo copy appears of Henry Cavill showing how his beautiful masculine features sculpted to perfection some would say.

Name written in it’s officially changed to his bitchy highness Pretty Pussy Boi to his own hysterics it is truly funny for life because he controls him now.

Robotic arms pop from the device feeling him over ripping his clothes from his body then his underwear and seething in pain, pleasure and torture.

His body leaps up sitting on the pillow that is propped up from behind his back he lays on it with a smirk he rolls his eyes up in to his socket.

His eyelids close causing his body senses to go in to overdrive titalating all of his nerves as they send viscous fiery ramps of energy up his spine.

His body shook with his convulsions his cute cock is breaking out springing to life it point to the shy and cums incessantly shooting spurts.

The cum loads on to him each touch causes him an amount exhilarating excruciating pain to no end his body convulses so much more now.

He knew rolling on to his right side, left side back and forth some invisible figure pumps in to him as it humps him harder with even more energy.

The young man climbs on top of him spread on to him his hands touch every crevice of his body in to his hole, on his skin and he is now owned for life.

“Reprogram…reprogram…reprogramming is in processing.”

“Remapping him on your command.”

“Initiate project pussy boi”

“Searching…searching “

“Automatic induction “

“Entering subspace”

“Pleasure principles”

“Body is in bloom”

“Watch the cock “

“It’s sprinting I can see it “

“On your command he will cum”

“CUM”

“Hahahaha “

“Listen to me Henry “

“You are rock hard…I can see it in your pants “

“You can sense it”

“Rock hard…yes”

“You love to be rock hard”

“Permanently hard “

“The cock protrudes always”

“Constantly cumming”

“A never ending “

“Wishing to be touched”

“Need to fuck”

“I want someone to fuck”

“Jump him, fuck him uuuuhhhh”

“So hard as fuck”

“FUCK!”

“PLEASE!”

“Mmmmnnnnnn”

“Activate Pussy Bitch”

“Oh! yes Master FUCK!”

“I NEED YOU”

“FUCK YOU”

“Oooooohhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh”

“Yes yes yes yyyyeeeeessssssss”

“Pussy Bitch rip me apart “

“Cant think”

“Only fuck”

“Made to fuck”

“Yyyyyeeeeesssssssssssss”

He leaps off the bed on to his new master in heat he stares him down then proceeds to kiss him.

His hands hasty in action begin ripping off his clothes leaving them in shreds his hand forms a palm.

Slipping one finger in at a time hearing his master moan the other hand goes in ready to fist him.

A hour goes by he can’t control himself any longer flicking off his underpants and slip in to his owner’s ass.

“Oh GOD! I can’t keep it in any longer”

“Oh oh oh! Aaaaahhhhhh”

“I am pussy bitch for Master”

The end

[thesylverlining]

New lyric video (of original song) is up :D ! I'd love if you took a gander.

A love song to the show Mr. Robot, but hopefully Relatable for anyone feeling Very Overwhelmed and Chaotic about the world (parallel or otherwise).

(....It's also kinda what my anxiety sounds like.)

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

The Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's March 2025 Competition was a gift swap! Authors were asked to write 3-5 Homestuck related prompts, and then they received a set of prompts from another author to write. Participants had one month to write any fic they liked based on their prompts, and votes were done to determine the awards.

All Fic Submissions and Awards

your hands protect the flames by @tehstripe

Davesprite survives the explosion that took John on the ship, and now he's survived the end of the game. How does he find his place on the new world when there's already a Dave?

Winner of the Vriska Award for Most Dramatic Winner of the Nepeta Award for Most Romantic

Always watching by @aspen1185

Jake appreciated the gesture, he really did. But sometimes he missed the privacy he had before Dirk sent him the damn robot. For one, he was pretty sure it watched him sleep.

A sickness by another name (wouldn't be sweet either but with luck, it would at least look much more tame) by @thoughts-of-a-scoundrel

A good handful of decades after the events of the last book, Jade Mountain Academy opens its doors yet again to a new generation of dragonets, all of them ready to learn and get a good education... except one. Timekeeper is just trying to survive. Or, what happens when you throw Homestuck characters, the Wings of Fire world, and a high school AU into a blender.

Winner of the Davesprite Superlative for Best Imitator

In which Two Trolls whom are Friends in the Human Connotation of the Word Attempt to Bake as well as One of Them Tries to Be a Good Friend by Partaking in the Other's Interest Without Actually Understanding it by @justficsnthings

Just two buds trying to bake some mother fucking bomb ass pies.

Winner of the Gamzee Award for Most Comedic

Conduction of Heat in Solids by @dave2olkat

‘Heat transfer is an area of thermal engineering that focuses on the transport, exchange, and redistribution of thermal energy. The three modes or ways that heat can be transferred have been termed conduction, convection, and radiation.’ Nepeta Leijon has achieved the dream of every mutant lowblood wriggler in Alternia: she has defected the empire and joined Starfleet. She has a Federation citizenship and has successfully avoided imperial culling! It only, you know, came at the expense of never being able to see or talk to her beloved moirail ever again.

Winner of the Sollux Award for Best Combination of Prompts Winner of the Flinty Award for Best Executed Crossover Winner of the Fruity Rumpus Superlative

you were always my problem by @princevaping11-11

Terezi and an alternate universe Vriska take a walk through the dream bubbles.

dis-ease by shudder

Even the strangest and most unsettling of dolls deserves to wear something that doesn’t physically harm the gander bulbs of passersby.

Winner of the Caliborn Award for Most Canon-Compliant Winner of the Lil Cal Award for Most Horrifying

holding my breath with a baseball bat by @toxicchamomile

Today is your sixteenth birthday. Normally on your birthdays, Feferi bakes you a cake and you make a dumbfuck wish and blow out candles. Today is different.

Winner of the Calliope Award for Most Interesting AU Winner of the Nepeta Award for Most Romantic

suffer the children by @diet-marzipan

raising a kid is hard its hard and nobody understands

Winner of the Eridan Award for Most Angsty Winner of the Lord English Award for Most Directly Inspired by the Prompt Winner of the Bro Award for Worst Parenting

franz freudinand by @ambrosianlullaby

Five times Dirk Strider and his AI Proxy Lil Hal run into the Red Scarf, Lighter, and the one time that Dirk actually gets something out of the interactions. But not without some fumbling and failure along the way.

Winner of the Equius Award for Most Action-Packed

A Time to Kill, A Time to Heal by @aeroargonic

"Maybe that’s what it takes to divert a timeline. Just one child to be offered a chance. A chance to prove themselves to the world, that if the world was willing to smile down at them, they would eagerly smile back." Vriska Serket can't save the world, so she saves herself instead. Well, technically a younger version of herself. But sometimes, that's all you need.

Winner of the Dad Award for Best Parenting

Pride and Prejudice and Horses by @meowloudly15

Jade Harley is super excited to start her very first undergraduate research project! The only problem is, the graduate student whom she's working with is kind of a jerk. No, scratch that, he's definitely a jerk. Will she be able to find common ground with him?

Haunting On The Top Floor by @june-egbert-official

Karkat Vantas' life is changing fast. New home, new landlord, new...ghost? boyfriend? Look, it's complicated. When he moves into his new apartment, his landlord is a dick, the pizza is mid, and something is there with him...but is it the horror story he thinks? Or is there more to meets the eye in his apartment?

This Time Around by @simsandchesscrossover

Jane Crocker finds her friends and loses them, again and again.

Winner of the Calliope Award for Most Interesting AU

Glimpse Into An Alternate Journey by @myusernameisstolen

Jade is very glad she did as that suspicious note suggested, and chose to shrink down the ship and drag John through the portal to the meteor.

Winner of the Feferi Award for Most Fluffy

Weaver by @rose-icosahedron

There's a prophecy, and it goes something like this: "When the war has lasted twenty years, the Dragonets will come. When the land is soaked in blood and tears when the land is soaked in blood and tears, the Dragonets will come. Find the Seawing egg of deepest blue-" Blah blah blah Nightwing Skywing Mudwing Sandwing Three queens Brightest night blah blah blah. Prophecy isn't real, there's not a single Skywing alive hatched within two weeks of the brightest night, and you aren't going to be an adult till the prophecy is over, so you won't get to leave the Nightwing Palace either. You could always run away from the palace of course, but you're too much of a coward to do that.

Winner of the Time Superlative for Most Time Spent Sprinting

Away with the fairies. by bralsra

Tavros spends a night with Nepeta and Roxy and has loads of fun!

Winner of the Feferi Award for Most Fluffy

Playing God by @icedcoolatta

Rose has ascended to Ultimate Self, but with so much power comes so, so much responsibility.

Angel Among the Stars by @calamitascalliope

A young woman pretends to be asleep in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 30th of November, 1928, is not this young woman's birthday. Not yet. And soon she will be free of the cage she's been kept in for nearly eighteen years.

Winner of the Caliborn Award for Most Canon-Compliant

[sleepdeprivedshift]

Night gets left alone with his thoughts. It takes him until the clock strikes midnight for him to come back. Right, right.

Lock in, Night. Lock in.

As with every shift, he expects a phone call as he settles in. Almost on cue, on time, it rings and he answers. A recorded message, as he expects, fills the silence in the office.

A voice of a young man plays, with Night leaning over to hear him right with his fingers clicking over cameras and searching for what's available for him.

"Uh hello?" The recording asks, Night thinks the caller sounds younger than him. "I think it's recording. When was the last fucking time someone used one of these things? It’s shitty."

Night could almost make out what's happening behind the scenes. A shuffle of a few papers, and a clear of the throat.

"Well, hello. Welcome to your first night at- at Benjamin’s! My name is—" The phone then makes an unintelligable noise, successfully cutting off his name. Night hits the base of the device with a light smack. Guess some of these technologies are a bit old school. "—I’m here to give you the training to, uh, manage this job."

The caller then tells Night all he needs to know for his shifts. First nights are always easy, they don't tell you that directly but it's always implied. At least he's acquainted with some of these bots already.

Ferris, according to the phone, is just apparently always online. Which, isn't a diss on Night's part, but more of a funny joke. What is he, a smart appliance? (Well yeah he's a robot.) Fuck he gotta be connected to the 'net for, y'know? Fucking... I-pad baby or something.

Night's kidding, though. Mostly. Just enough that Ferris isn't near to hear his thoughts.

But it's easy enough to keep him away at least.

The change in demeanor would've frightened most guards, Night guesses. One hour ago the ferret was almost too eager to meet a new guy in the arcade, and now he's almost too eager to meet the new guy. Face to face. Teeth to skin.

But again, it's easy.

Night plays cues, a little sound he's actually getting fond over, and slows the ferret as much as he could. When he does come around to take a gander at what Night might be at his shift, he greets him with a little shut of the door. He's a little lucky that his ears are good, that knock saves him power and his dead life.

But Ferris isn't the only one he's babysitting tonight, and every other night from now on.

Riley peeks around shyly, but morbidly curious. It's just the door, like Ferris, except he doesn't have to look over her all the damn time. But that's about the end of who he's (currently) familiar with.

Benjamin Bear and Maya Mouse, of who the call so graciously tells him, who they are and what they do. Close the door again when Maya's camera goes dark, play a cue, and just- fucking book it if the main man shows up. Cool, but he takes note of Friedrich's words a bit ago, that they don't leave as much as the other two.

It's still good to keep an eye and ear out.

Especially when he's suddenly forced to just use his ears. Around four to five in morning, the puppet takes over his fucking camera system like a child forcing you to pay attention. Night can see right above its stupid head is a stupider ghost giving him the middle finger as if he couldn't see. He flips the thing off with a disregard whether or not it could see.

Night jingles his keys over the camera the next night just to fuck with it.

Again, it's still easy.

And it stays easy, for the first night until the third. Although they've tried getting funny with him, and he's not sure if he appreciates it.

On the second night, his power almost drains out. (Karma for that boo boo key joke.) Not enough to blackout though. Just barely hanging by five percent to the clock to chime by six in the morning. He had to stay back on the third for an injury that took him by surprise.

Night didn't see it coming, nor did he even hear it. It just- happened so fast. So much that he's still in shock from what just happening, breathing heavily with his back pressed up against his seat, hands shaking as one folds over the other, bleeding over his work clothes and all over these papers that aren't even his.

Ferris got in, plain and simple. Like a ferret jumping out of the grass, and into Night's office. And he moves, of fucking course, lunges over his fucking desk to reach the button. It wasn't quick enough, fucking obviously.

The bastard clawed his hand (almost off), and Night's for sure going to get in trouble for damaging Ferris. His paw pressed the button again before the door could even get down in time, and Night had to kick it as he scrambled for his hand to not get taken out fully. He doesn't keep any flesh lost once he resets, so he has to be careful.

After deciding for a good while whether to keep going, he takes the easy way out and restarts his whole shift all over again. That way, whatever damage he did to the fucking ferret doesn't cut out of his paycheck and ruin whatever good reputation he has as a guard.

This is his first fucking week here. He's not even half way.

He gets through it anyway, (cheater), and keeps going. Door closes, door opens, a cue plays opin a room farthest from the office, a cue plays a little closer, door closes, door opens, Night leaves, Night comes back.

Door closes, door opens.

This shit doesn't even deter the bots either. They started to get more frantic, more active, more... hungry.

It's not the first time Night has had to multitask like a maniac to keep all of his limbs in tact, but fuck, has it been a long time for him to come back to it after calm nights all year long. He almost feels as if he was a newbie again.

But when six am hits again for the fourth time, he's not that concerned anymore. It's the first week jitters, he'll get over it.

-Is what he WOULD SAY IF HE DIDN'T KNOW NO BETTER.

Night loses his momentum again, getting too cocky for getting used to his rhythm of looking over these guys. The power also plays games with him, much like night three, but as much as he tries to save up, it dies on him.

At the worst time too, he's supposed to be out right now to hide from Benjamin. He's shut inside with his only entrance and exit closed down from an encounter with Riley. It's pitch black in this saw trap of a room. Night's flashlight is dead too. Shit, should he start over?

With his newly scarred hand holding over his pendant, giving him his only source of light. Bright blue and wispy. Night's eyes focus on it before his ears perk up at a scraping noise in front of him.

Claws, he can barely see with the small light illuminating it. He can hear mechanical whirring and steady breathing that he can't tell if it's his. Night's not going crazy. The door is opening. Slowly.

It's too dark still to find the hands of his wristwatch. He's not sure if he trusts the digital clock on the desk just yet. The hand prying the door open is still trying. No, not even trying. He's actively, and painfully, slowly pulling this door open.

Night can see Benjamin's eyes search for him through the dark. They meet him easily, with his gifted pendant's light giving him away. His grip tightens on it.

Benjamin looks over at his light, then at Night. He stares back in respect, but he starts to shift himself to his coporeal form. His feet don't touch the ground as he mentally prepares to start over.

The door's almost snapped open halfway, and Night holds his breath. To his luck, Benjamin does too. His eyes look up at him, and for a brief moment, Night could see them.

Another pair of eyes behind animatronic made ones, almost the same as the one behind the puppet's. A shine on Benjamin's eyes, ghost blue light reflecting on the plastic ball. Ghosts stare at one another.

Night doesn't believe in anything above or below him, just that nobody deserves to be trapped in a life they can't escape. But for a brief second, he simply prays that he could make it another day with all his limbs to learn more. Explore, find, and eventually talk to these spirits.

Because fuck, if any soul deserves to stay on this world for long rather than pass on, it should be him.

Something answers his prayers though. A chime, a familiar tune playing in the room as both he, and Benjamin, look down on the digital clock. Six in the morning, and his wristwatch a minute late. Maybe he should trust this clock.

In respect to the silent agreement between all animatronics, or a built in safety program, Benjamin backs away from the door and he walks away, leaving Night backed up against the wall to drop onto the floor in relief. His limbs physical and in tact with the solid world around him once more.

He doesn't think about how close he's gotten to dying again in the arcade because he's slipped up, or how he's lost his edge to keeping everything in check. No, he thinks about Benjamin, who's in Benjamin. Then whoever's in the Prize Puppet. And all other hidden souls that haven't gotten the chance to slip up the same way he has.

To uncover themselves unknowingly to a living ghost. That's fascinating. He's hooked, definitely.

When Friedrich comes in the later morning to let him out, Night doesn't open his mouth about what ne saw back there. There's no point in saying it. After all, he already knows the older man doesn't believe in it, or rather chooses not to. He was already dismissing an assumption that Night didn't even have.

What he does tell him though, is that they need a new door. As well as he's coming back on Monday.

Congrats Benjamin's Arcade, you've gained a new part of the crew. And he's not going to fuck around to find more of it.

[jesterducky]

Here are the redesigns/reimaginings for Shamrock and Dapper I did back in 2022! I will try to explain but I only remember so little.

This is my Shamrock Gander redesign I made back in 2022. I gave him swan features so he is half-swan, his hair color is changed to white, his hairstyle is inspired by lionfish fins, and I kept his little hat. Dressed him in blue because why not! Story and personality wise he is a recluse, he keeps to himself and is not the most talkative kid on the block. Shamrock grew up with a strict family that strives for perfection, great success, and a good image and is part of Gladstone's fathers side of the family. He doesn't have supernatural luck so he has normal luck like everyone else. He is part of team science... but he doesn't get along with other team science characters. Don't worry, he treats the other members with respect. He is into the robotics. Shamrock has built robot of himself that handles with social gatherings and attends school in his place. To tell them apart is that robot shamrock has blue eyes.

Edit: I forgot to mention he lives in New Quackmore!

2022

2023

There isn't much to say about Dapper. I designed him after Disney's Dapper Dans because Dapper's name is literally dapper. He is a mermaid or (merman) siren so he basically tries to lure Daisy and Donald has to save her and avoid being entranced by Dapper to succeed. Basically, I just wanted him to not be a Donald look-alike pretty much.

2022