#robotnik ask blog

[dr-ivana-robotnikova]

”Huh? What an interesting version of Robotnik… What do you do exactly?” *Said a familiar voice, though it was distant and somewhat inaudible.*

WHO IS THIS?????? You sound... familiar indeed.

I do many things, very successfully, thank you for asking.

I assume (and I'm always right of course) that you're asking me what my evil plans are? Well, I might be working on a little invention that gives me access to the entire multiverse to rule over an infinite amount of Earths. As of now I reside on the Earth of the most peculiar Robotnik of us all: The one who owns Agent Stone. Studying him will get me closer to my goal in ways you cannot possibly imagine.

I will not give you too much information though, mysterious stranger 🤨🫡😈 Perhaps if you're kind enough I might tell you more.

- Dr. Ivana

[ask-the-eggmans]

So do you two have any new plans in the works? :]

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE THAT PAGE IN-" -Stone

(A/N: Yes, this is a snapcube reference)

[the-sonic-crew]

To Eggman: Your wife or Agent Stone?

Who says Stone isn't my wife?

[official-doctor-robotnik]

GREETINGS!

I am THE Dr. Ivo Robotnik, otherwise known as Dr. Eggman!

I know, I know, you all must be VERY excited by the existence of this blog. It IS about ME, after all, and I AM quite magnificent, if I do say so myself. Anyway, I figured I should write down some basic information for any newcomers.

• This blog has 4 different Eggmen behind it. Game!Eggman, Boom!Eggman, Movie!Eggman, and Snapcube!Eggman. The one currently writing is Game!Eggman. I'm the one who started this blog.

• I, Game!Eggman, plan to achieve World Domination & Roboticization. When I do so, I will create an empire known as The Eggpire. I also intend on replacing all species with robots and machines once I am in charge. That doesn't sound great, but believe me, life as a robot is far easier than being human. No conflict, no existential dread, no midlife crisis, no cringy phases — You just serve me! A much easier life, in my opinion! If this is something you believe would benefit the world... Join the Eggpire and follow me today!

• The other Eggmen on this blog have different goals to me. Movie!Eggman wants to dissect Sonic and achieve World Domination. Boom!Eggman just wants World Domination.

• Snapcube!Eggman was never meant to be on this blog. He is a hacker. We can't get rid of him. We don't know what the hell he wants. I wish I could tell you his motives.

• Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. is NOT welcome on this blog. I may be a villain, but I'm not a monster! Also I'm bisexual.

• My preferred pronouns are he/him.

• Sonic the Hedgehog fans are NOT welcome! That blue rodent should be shot and killed, I say. This is an ANTI-SONIC blog! I have SERIOUS beef with that disgusting creature. He better not try to interact, I may throw up!

• My IQ is INCREDIBLY high. I have FIVE PhDs. Which means I am always right. Don't try to argue with me ever. I have 70 alternative accounts and all of them WILL attack you.

• You may ask almost anything you want! Anything suggestive will be tagged with 'suggestive', so followers who don't want to see that should filter those tags. Additionally, when I say suggestive, I mean suggestive JOKES. Don't send something serious, I am NOT writing smut for you freaks. Go to a different blog or just ao3 for that.

• I met the other Eggmen after messing with the multiverse. Oops.

• FOLLOW ORBOT AND CUBOT NOW!!!

• Our current robots are: Boil-Bot (owned by Boom!Eggman) @boilsyouroil , Bomb-Bot @yayness-consumes-me (owned by Boom!Eggman), and Shark-Bot (owned by Game!Eggman) (🦈 anon). If you wanna be roboticised, just ask and I'll turn you into a robot free of charge! Posts with you will be tagged with your robot's name, which you get to pick! You also pick which Eggman you belong to.

(OOC STUFF UNDER THE CUT)

•OOC: Basic info on the person behind the blog? Hii! Not sharing my name so just call me 'Mod' if you need to. I use he/him, I'm pansexual & a trans man. Also I'm British (horrific I know). 16 yrs old so don't be weird towards me!!!!!!!

• Who owns the Orbot & Cubot blog? One of my awesome friends :)

• OOC: What universe Eggman is this blog? This blog features game Eggman, but also movie & boom! I will tag my posts with either game!eggman, movie!eggman, or boom!eggman. I haven't read any comics so I don't know the lore from those. Sorry!!! I'll try and answer asks about them as best as I can. ALSO EGGMAN IS BISEXUAL IN EVERY UNIVERSE BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTIFUL SNAPCUBE DUB. Stone is also now part of the boom universe. Posts with him will be tagged as "boom!stobotnik".

• OOC: What's the lore? Here's a post explaining!

https://www.tumblr.com/official-doctor-robotnik/786726985740304384/hey-uhm-for-fanart-purposes-can-u-tell-me-all-the?source=share

• OOC: Any other tags? Asks will be tagged with "ask dr eggman", most Eggpire stuff with be tagged "this is totally not eggpire propaganda", bisexual posts will be tagged "woah hes bisexual i didn't know that", and posts that have Game Universe/Boom Universe stobotnik will be tagged "but like. stones there ❤️". There's also "Snapcube!Eggman" for whenever there's a snapcube reference. And ofc "ooc" for when I'm out of character. THERE'S ALSO A FANART TAG!!! It's just "fanart" to keep it simple lol.

That is all I have to say! Feel free to interact. I love all of you very very much <33333

[ask-theeggstonefamily]

“Hey, I’m Amy and this is my family! My papa, Stone, my dad, Robotnik, and my two siblings, Sage and Metal!”

Welcome to a blog dedicated to these sillies! Since this blog will double as an ask blog, feel free to ask questions! Do read the pinned post to see some basic rules!

There is an overarching story that will be happening within this blog, mainly taking the form of comics (in various states of done-ness) so look forward to that!

Do please be patient with me as this is the first time I’ve ever done an ask blog, so I am learning!

[ask--eggman]

I’m going to defy logic and get this man pregnant.

WH-WHAT ⁉️

Well, that's a level of determination and tenacity to accomplish a goal that rivals my own!

I don't think that's going to happen unless you know how to work a miracle. But if you'd like to conduct some scientific research...

[shes-backk]

WOAH!! ANOTHER ME!! HI ME!!

(( @littlemiss-mariarobotnik ))

"Oh my God HIIIIIIIIIII!"

[rednexxsaysthing]

canon events in the sonic blog (that I remember):

Sonic get burnt People kept dunking him in water and one anon made it boiling water 😨

Charmy forming a cult Need I say more?

Throw Silver Thursday Every Thursday people throw Silver

Flick Sonic Friday People flick Sonic every Friday

Sacrifice Sonic and Serenade Shadow Saturday Self explanatory me thinks

Whispangle, Espilver, Stobotnik, aroace sonic, aroace and romance repulsed Shadow, bisexual rouge, and others

every character being neurodivergent

Omega speaking facts

Stone becoming a dad

Starline starting his own version of rupauls drag race

[huevos-diablos]

@huevos-diablos-no1fan

[dr-ivana-robotnikova]

For the next phase of my research I need to find a way to isolate @agent-stone but I doubt @doctorr-ivo-robotnik will leave his side anytime soon. They seem to have made peace with the hedgehog @sonic-wachowski-hedgehog for the sake of their son. I wonder what'd happen if...

[ask-the-eggmans]

What do Orbot and Cubot think of Agent Stone?

They love him!

[the-sonic-crew]

Hey Stone, Hey Whisper! What are your fave Mitski bangers, may I ask?

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Stars...

Me and My Husband!!

[huevos-diablos-no1fan]

Kandi bracelets 4 you and @huevos-diablos :D

Thank you so much!! I really enjoy the color schemes you’ve chosen 😊

[askagentabanston3]

Everything I did was for him.

So why did it hurt when I saw him with someone else? He’s my boss.

I stared at the Doctor as he danced with a woman. It was a ball, I was in formal dress and he was just in formal clothing. All he saw me as is a pawn in a bigger game.

So why does it hurt?

Why does it always hurt?

My eyes darted away from the Doctor and the lady, pushing my feelings out of my head. I closed my eyes and everything came rushing back. The feeling of his skin on my lips that night, the night he swore to me to forget…

“Stone, I want you to never speak of this again.” He said as he stared at me. His skin was littered with marks I gave him. My markings, my bites. It looked pretty.

“Of course, sir.” I replied softly, noticing how he hadn’t gotten up to get redressed. I must’ve gone a bit hard.

This night was a memory I couldn’t forget. I never dared to bring it up to him though. He wouldn’t like it if I did…

So I guess I’ll deal with the burn.

I’ll deal with the burn for him.