#same with Steph

[binglepringle]

I love Pinterest alignment charts, cause sometimes I find gems like this

[bellart]

Steph: what kind of knife can cut through kevlar like this?

Dick, half dead: chainsaw

Tim and steph: CHAINSAW??

Dick: yeah whatever do u have any numbing cream or smth im dying over here

Jason: what is this bitchville?

Dick: with u and steph here looks more like a morgue

Tim: ok he’s getting nasty where’s the morphine

[ashoss]

pierced jason: a saga

text under cut bc i feel like my handwriting is messy lol

in the batcave medbay

stephanie: i've only pierced ears before so you can't blame me if i fuck up, jason.

jason: its fine - can't be worse than an exploding building

bruce: jason, remember to take your piercings out before you go on patrol.

jason: fuck you, b! i have a helmet for a reason

bruce: what did i tell you jason?

jason: yeah, yeah. whatever.

arrow pointing to bruce: had the same thing happen to him when he was younger

arrows pointing to jason: had an earring ripped out. angry his dad was right

[bruciemilf]

We as a society need to take advantage of Bruce’s movie trauma more.

First of all, not only is he incredibly apprehensive about cinemas, he’d also be way too busy with Batman and single mom-ing to stay in the cinematic pop culture loop?

I wanna see Bruce who only ever watches recorded Gray Ghost tapes. Name any movie post 2001. He hasn’t watched one.

When the Batkids enter the picture, they hold a contest on who can inflict the hardest psychological damage. Tim tries hooking him on Mean Girls but Bruce is too scared of Regina.

Steph: Okay so, it’s her wedding day and she strategically invites all three of her mother’s exes to find out who her biological father is, but! They all just end up adopting her instead!

Bruce: [Quiet but excited clapping]

Dick shows him Twilight. The resemblance between him and Robert Pattinson freaks him out.

[aalghul]

once again thinking about jason as duke’s robin. he’s ~4 years younger than jason, and that puts him at 8-12 during Jason’s time as robin. that’s prime time to get attached to your local kid vigilante before your own life goes downhill.

and if we try to keep duke’s meeting with bruce in zero year + duke’s age (so he can remember the meeting and hold that conversation with bruce), he has to be around 8. if he starts following batman through the news at that time because of the mess that just happened, the robin he sees is probably jason. I’ve literally connected the dots

[s-darling-art]

Steph, darling, you’re my best friend, but there’s a few things that you don’t know of….

[glittter-skeleton]

Pete’s swagless looks have captivated someone, Ted’s have not

[squad-3]

Pookie!!!!

[bc-dc-vibing]

TimCass sibling duo sketch *explodes*

[bet-on-me-13]

The Bat-Adoption Papers are literal Magic Contracts

So! In the Deified Batman AU (the AU where the Belief of the peoples of Gotham accidentally Ascended Batman to minor godhood), the Bat Adoption Papers would be a fun concept.

Batman is a God of The Night, Fear, and Protection. Specifically, the protection of Children, which is one of his biggest motivators. Meaning, it's a big part of his Divine Domain.

So when he, a God of Protection and Children, adopts his own Child? It's kind of a big deal.

His Adoption Papers basically become Magical Contracts that claim Dick to him as his own Son, basically turning Dick into a Demigod by the fact that he is the Son of a God.

Then each time Batman adopts a kid, they become a Demigod as well. Maybe after enough time, and after they forge their own Identities, they could become Minor Gods of their own? Idk, fun idea

Why do I bring this up?

Well, when Danny eventually joins the JLA, and runs into Batman, all he sees in a God of the Night, who takes one look at him, and then pulls out a Magical Binding Contract from his Belt.

Needless to say, he books it.

[mabellovespameladawes]

I love finding comic panels that are strangely similar

1st image, Secret Origins: 80-page giant from 1996

2nd image, Batgirl from 2009

[morganbritton132]

Do you think that the people of Gotham are ever just trying to enjoy their day and then see one of the Waynes walk into the cafe they’re at or go to the movies at the same time as them, and think, “Great, my chances of being a part of a hostage situation has just been raised by 20-40%”

[welcometogrouchland]

Hi hello I'm not dead I just didn't post art for nearly 3 weeks bc I took an anxious break from this app and then immediately got sick afterwards <3 so here's the backlog

[glitter-stained]

Look I'm sorry but I gotta be honest the idea that Jason would have aged at all between his death and waking up in the Lazarus Pit is absurd to me.

Remember when DC had Hal date a thirteen years old but it was fine because she looked like an adult thanks to the power of her ring? This is, genuinely, what it sounds like to me. Putting a teenager in an older body and saying "they're an adult now" when they haven't grown through those years doesn't make any sense. Genuinely. Green Lantern accidental character assassination level of absurdity for real.

[haveihitanerve]

*most* of the Batkids having Blue Eyes like Bruce is so important to me

Especially because they're all different shades of Blue

Bruce has crystal blue eyes, eyes that pierce the soul, eyes that look through you as well as at you and eyes that can cut marble. If you took his eyeball out of its socket it would be see through but blue, you'd feel like you were peering into the very heart of the universe.

Dick has dark blue eyes, deep like the ocean, eyes that are pure and reflective and wise. If you could hold his eyes in your hands it would feel like you are cupping the very soul of the Earth's waters, a purer blue has never existed.

Jason has sea green blue eyes, bright and mischievous like a lagoon, they glow in the darkness and dance in the light. If you cupped your hands into his eyes you'd feel like you had touched starlight.

Tim has muted blue eyes, faded and gray, calculating yet warm, eyes that belong to a much older face, but yet belong to him. If you could dip your fingers into his eyes it'd feel like an icy river, biting and cold yet soothing and refreshing.

Stephanie, on the other hand, has Bruce's eyes. Her eyes are like starlight, the sapphire crystals he has, sharper and harder than granite. Her eyes reflect his own and when he looks at her, its like a weird, female blonde version of him is blinking back. Her eyes are not piercing in the way his are, even if they are the same clear shade. But they are knowing, somehow. Somehow, when she looks at you, there is the very self assured knowledge in her gaze, as though she knows your very thoughts and feelings, even if you don't know them yourself. If you could peer into her eyes, you'd feel like you were greeting an old, long lost friend, someone who is finally, uniquely and permanently, on your side.

[superbat-lmao]

Dick, Tim, Damian: *being annoying*

Jason: *leaves*

Roy: *being annoying*

Jason: *leaves*

Roy: *follows him*

Jason: *tolerates it*

Dick:

Tim:

Damian:

Dick: We can do that?!

There’s a post I can’t find that’s about Kirk and Spock in the Into Darkness movie where Spock is compared to a tank and Kirk a gnat flitting around him as he walks that I think would suit Jason and Roy perfectly.

I’m attaching some shitty screenshots from the scene I’m talking about, which was referenced in the post. But I love the idea of Jason just walking away from peoples bullshit and Roy not having it. Following him, flitting around him, and Jason just tolerating it with an eye roll. His brothers are shocked pikachus.

(If you find the Kirk and Spock post please tag me.)