#scp au ask

[fuyu-art]

Pregunta para las personitas de aca

¿Qué harian si vieran a Fuyu? (da igual si es el pequeño, el actual o el transformado) ¿Qué le dirian? ¿Avisarian a la fundación? Si es asi, ¿Por qué?

[moon-buggg]

you only see him when he wants you to see him.

[boiled-ginger-ale]

Talk about the scp, infodump pls ♡

-🐁

ok so i dont have designs for everyone yet and i dont really know who should be scientists vs not but i do know that etho is a bug because he deserves it.

boi needs four arms and buggy hands and too many eyes and a weird sort of carapace because hes a freak and deserves to be visually just as fucked up/affectionate

i think he and bdubs share an enclosure because they are more cooperative when around eachother and the facility likes that it doesn't have to waste space on an extra container. they're pretty closely monitored tho, just in case, although its generally accepted that etho would never hurt his cellmate.

although, there have been a few incidents where bdubs has mysteriously disappeared from containment despite none of the security being tampered with- he always seems to vanish just when no one is watching the cameras, but by the time a security team is alerted and reaches the cell, bdubs is right back where they left him. no one can figure out how he keeps vanishing, and the tapes cant find anything strange either. //although the moss thing is suspiciously more... damp.. when he reappears//

am i implying something? maybe/// you have no proof tho-

[jekyll-doodles]

Whatss 682s condition in the deltarune au? Is he sick??

probably easier to deal with now, being faaar away from the foundation.

[makelifeyourbitch42]

There is no bad Creepypasta & there shouldn't be a cannon

Straight to the point: This fandom thrives on different AU's and rewrites and headcannon's, so it doesn't make sense to say anything is canon or not. SCP is a great example, having articles that contradict each other all the time, like the 1,000 different proposals of 001, they're all OC's that melted together in a larger universe and Creepypasta is the same.

This also makes me think of another thing being that there literally is no bad Creepypasta at the very least no bad Creepypasta concept with enough elbow grease anything can work I might be blinded by nostalgia of IEPFB and fannon Nina and the freaking Slender Brothers but I'll be damned if I don't got a point.

[verrdette]

*feasts on your art like a rat in the corner* I FEAST ONCE MORE UPON THOU ART! *Scurries off* I SHALL STRIKE AGAIN!

Taking seconds! Guess the Rubedo drink wasn't enough...

Now its a Last Word with Odious!

[dancing-drake]

BITE BITE!

(Poorly drawing neck🥀)

[CONTACTS]—|—[ Ani ]—[ @aronaax ]—|—[DIAL]

[purplelordstudios]

Was listening to nasty dog when drawing this, @itzabag for role swap servant

[nomsfaultau]

pretty please make the philzas have a malewife competition à la the amazing world of gumball best mom competition /j

- ehe

ooooops got buried. For a quick synopsis for the fics I’m referencing- those are here

Malewife Philza Tournament Round 1–Cleaning

Poll below!

The Lambs Wolves Wear: Philza is cleaning like his life depends on it! (Because he thinks he’ll die if he loses the tournament). Doesn’t have much in the way of disinfectants between well water that “Tommy” dumped the bodies in and hand made soap (lavender scented!) but he has enough stress to make up for it!

Fault: This Philza has set the house on fire. With enough concentration, only the unwanted stuff will burn! It’s quick, it’s cheap, it’s incredibly thorough, and kills 100% of germs! Say good bye to dust and roaches, it’s incineration time! Just…don’t distract him while he’s cleaning. And…….maybe warn the fire department beforehand……..still, Fault Philza is determined to prove he’s the ideal Collector- uh, Malewife? Is that what kids are calling it this century?

Mandatory Family Reunion: are you…joking? This man hasn’t cleaned a day in his life, least of all a crime scene. He pays people to do that. The closest he gets is money laundering. It WILL be so spotless there aren’t fingerprints left, but Philza will be hiring people to do that for him. This is probably due to him misinterpreting when MFR Techno says he needs to clean up his act. Maybe if he wins this poll his prodigal son will come back..?

Worth far more than your weight in gold: He is. A bird. [Philza] is a literal bird. Okay a bird dragon griffon thingy but. A bird. He doesn’t understand what cleaning is. Did you mispronounce preening? He is very good at that!! [Philza] will put your head feathers all neat and in place. (…there are feathers absolutely coating the nest and random piles of gold. Very untidy bird.) But perhaps if he participates in this tournament he’ll understand how to take care of human-chicks better.

Golden Apples (Gilded Atrophy): He literally dipped for like ten years. You ask him to clean and he’ll laugh and then pop out to get cigarettes golden apples from the 7-11 cause it’s been a minute since his last one and he’s getting twitchy. and you won’t see him for six months. Literally last time he tried to clean up his son’s mess, Philza murdered him. And he sheds everywhere. Golden Apples Philza is praying his kids will let him back into their lives if he wins the malewife tournament.

Where do babies come from?: He’s not the most reliable cleaner, so he bought this cool roomba to take care of it for him! Tommy is the one who tapped the knife onto Stabby…or he suspects it’s Tommy. This Philza probably doesn’t dust as often as he should, buut he has things like a dishwasher and wet wipes, so he’s basically leagues above like half the other Phils. Babies Philza is trying to convince himself that impulsively adopting the three kids he found in his fridge is a good idea if he can prove he’s a good malewife, thus not needing a partner.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!: With a snap of his talons Philza can magic away all the mess! However, he is asking for your Name in return for this little favor. …no? What about an impossible feat, are you willing to do that? Uhh what about some riddles three, can you do some riddles three? Well. This is awkward. Lord! Philza is doing this because Lady Death insists on seeing him for the maid outfit round. And this man is stupid down for his wife, so, in a foolish mortal tournament he goes!

Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home: What? No. Why would he? Clean it yourself, mate. You’re old enough to not need help with most of it. Lanterns Philza is rather done doing pointless crap for the gods after decades of preforming impossible feats for the sake of defying fate to get a family. He’s only here because he thought he was signing up for temple duties for Technoblade.

Which ever Philza wins the most tournaments will be crowned malewife supreme

[colbullet]

Reupload because there was a mistake

Improvised Agent [REDACTED] design because I had no idea what to do for him

[an-albino-pinetree]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

can we get some out of context Jax drawings.....???? (Any AU is fine) Tyty 🙏

Have a couple~

[moon-buggg]

Tell ScP Sun that I still love his cowlick. pls.

Excuse the messy sketch I drew this in-between classes and I don't have an eraser lol but he very much appreciates it

[prinx-quail]

The brainrot won. It's human scp time

Just a cute lil couple photo with your local gay people. Dyo DEFINITELY isn't sitting on the Doctor's lap to look taller no sir-ee

Also behold your local tough guy. He totally is NOT a supportive father of one and DOESN'T push his roomate's wheelchair when it runs out of battery. He has no heart and eats nails for breakfast.

Cute lil family photo time :) these people are rich enough to buy a country. (Dyo is off doing.... Whatever it is they do unsupervised and forgot to show up, hance was not included)

Man i love human scps you've got:

Body paint enthusiast and influencer that apparently was NOT joking about making neckbreaking asmr

Old ass war veteran with untreated ptsd

Homeless teenager (please dear gods someone be nice to this mans this beast wtf has the world done to this critter)

And an actual baby

Y'all thought you could escape the spankoflex a d Dr.Hamm/049 version of Jay lmao you were so incorrect and you will never escape them

[steampoweredwerehog]

Ngl Narry and Stanley need to smooch already these idiots smh smh /JOKE, BIG JOKE.. MASSIVE JOKE...

Honestly they could solve at least a few of their problems by just smooching already. Alas, such is the folly of man

[nkgrimmie]

I like the idea that in this AU, Alan is the source for all the sticks being alive.

Like- when Chosen and Dark went on their killing spree, they spread their ‘life’ from Alan to all the other sticks, making them sentient.

Also,

When God is being tortured by other Gods and you can’t do anything but watch:

hmm, maybe!

i was intending to go for the idea that he isn't the source for all living sticks... not directly, at least. not in this life.

but that's just the template lore i use for my non-family hollowhead aus, i might change it up for this one! or not, who knows

... the Foundation might think that alan is the source of all the living sticks, though. hehe

[verrdette]

I wanna hug your red lord

*points accusingly* HE LIES