#scp incorrect quote

[crvshr]

Iceberg: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. Gears: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Iceberg: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

(quote source unknown)

[xavierlilithv]

Fooling around a bit.

[antis0cial13]

Dr. Glass: You have to apologize to Dr. Kondraki

Dr. Clef: Fine

Dr. Clef: 'Unfuck you' or whatever

[entirelyincorrectscpquotes]

[palesuicidal1026]

Reminded me of these fools

For context they’re trying to find a way to make their outfits match

[nevermatchandscpsradadventures]

Legend, telling his story of how he survived a shipwreck and lived on an island that wasn't even real for a year: It was crazy. Warriors, who once got a text from Legend where he accidentally called the Grinch "the Grink": Was the Grink there?

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

[scary-lasagna]

Slender, to Toby: Everything the light touches, you can always go to.

Toby, pointing to a dark spot on the map: What about there?

Slender: That’s The SCP Foundation, we’re not allowed over there.

[sunflwrapple]

Y/N : Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Clef?

Dr. Clef : No :)

Dr. Jack Bright : I do!

Y/N : I know, Bright

Dr. Jack Bright : I’m sad!

Y/N : I know, Bright

[harveywritings92]

R/n: Hey, yes it’s researcher R/n, This is regarding the 049′s breach last night, I’m gonna keep this short I know where it is.

SCP emergency operator: …?

R/n: Am I sure? Yeah I’m very sure!

SCP emergency operator: …??

R/n: Because He’s standing in my backyard drinking out of my hummingbird feeder!

SCP emergency operator: ….!!!

R/n: …urgh, yes I’ll hold.

{Kansas dust in the wind plays over the phone as R/n hears dull knocking; she looks at her window and sees 049 standing there and waving the empty feeder at her, the researcher grabs the large bottle of hummingbird nectar and leaves it outside via her cat door.

R/n then watches in morbid fascination as 049 grabs the bottle unscrews the lid and a long gray tube like appendage similar to a butterfly's spirorhombus extended from the plague doctor's partially opened beak as he began to drink.]

[stagnatedunicorn]

Presenting system quotes for the public

[copperiiii]

Clef: I’ve had it with you, Adams. Every time you get pissed, you file my death certificate with my ID. I’ve already died over twenty times this month

[olannder]

MORE SCP-035 ART😨😱

I’m deadass obsessed with this man istg.

[antis0cial13]

Random SCP Doctor Headcanons Part 2

-If Dr. Bright was presented with an intergalactic portal, they would enter it without question

-Dr. Clef is smart, but also very stupid

-Dr. Kondraki bullies kids on Roblox

-Dr. Glass has a very low alcohol tolerance

-Dr. Paradox cracks their knuckles very loudly

-Dr. Rights knocks people over by hugging them

-Dr. Gears is oblivious to any and all romantic interest someone may show them

-Dr. Light likes being alone

-Dr. Iceberg role plays on Discord

-Dr. Mann almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once

-Dr. Roth has an incredible long term memory but an awful short-term memory

-Dr. Gerald got hit by a bus once

-Dr. Cimmerian is comfortable with public speaking

-Dr. Crow is great at logical reasoning

-Dr. Edison has questioned their sanity more than once

-Dr. King has an embarrassing old Deviant Art account

-Dr. Trebuchet paces a lot when thinking

[entirelyincorrectscpquotes]

[the-land-of-dreams]

when clover finds that wizard shit is going to get messy