#scp numbers

[rapidlyrotting]

if you were an scp, what would your number be?

[marshiedmallow]

Do people actually fw scp selfship or .. (please be nice to meee)

[blobee]

Sktchssss

[scpfoundation-site19]

Site 19

access granted

Anomalies currently under research

SCP-001 (Thaumiel; Amida; Warning) the investigator

SCP-000 (Pending, Ekhi, Danger) @god-offical

SCP-043 (Cernunnos; Keneq; Danger) @thee0ne-with-rabies

SCP-078 (Apollyon; Amida; Critical) @literal-trans-beans

SCP-063 (Safe; Dark; Notice) @puppet200

SCP-067 (Cernunnos; Ekhi; Warning) @ohio-thestate

SCP-079 (Archon; Amida; Danger) @decafcatfeen

SCP-080 (Cernunnos; Ekhi; Warning) @the-red-planet-mars

SCP-081 (Pending; Keneq; Warning) @maryland-officially/@maryland-no-rabies

SCP-081-1 (Pending; Vlam; Danger) @evil-maryland

SCP-082 (Safe; Dark; Notice) @turquitheslimeplush

SCP-106 (Pending) @scp-threats-is-back

SCP-0610 (Cernunnos; Amida; Danger) @the-m-e-a-t

SCP-0610-1 (Keter; Vlam; Danger)

Yet to be logged anomalies

@a-cats-blog

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@lunaxio

@totally-croatia-official

@inkyarcticf0x

Tags

interaction with any kind of SCP:

#foundation encounters

Containing posts/critters:

#containment procedure alpha Charlie bravo

Out of character

#Foundation ooc

shitposting of any kind:

#foundation out of context

[gravemations]

just some random SCP drawings

you you haven't go check out the wiki: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com

[witchexia]

I love you. Nothing, and nobody, not even time, will change that.

⋆⋅☼━⊱Dr. Simon Glass dating headcanons ! No NSFW!!⊰━☼⋅⋆

starting this off by saying he's pansexual !

now onto the partner headcanons and things like that ... ->

his main love language is words of affirmation ! he will always find some way to make his partner's day with something simple as 'I'm proud of you' or 'I love you' !

another one of his main love languages is physical touch ! while working at home he will always be touching his partner in some way like holding hands or holding their waist while he's doing work on his laptop on the couch ! (Physical touch is with consent here!!!)

he's a VERY sweet and affectionate partner !!! he takes his partner out for little dates often ! for example a little walk in the park by the duck pond, to his or his partner's favourite coffee place further downtown for a little coffee date or even a cat cafe !

if his partner ever gets sick he gets all worried and protective ! will bring breakfast to their bed, will give them medicine, will make them more comfortable by turning on led lights or giving them more blankets if requested ! He will also try to spend more time with them (risking getting sick himself LOL)

he also LOVES kisses ! a kiss on the forehead, a kiss on the cheek, there and here everywhere !!

if he ever needs to do something/go somewhere without Maverick, he trusts his partner enough to look over him ! Maverick isn't an average duck though, so it's not gonna be too hard ! (Maverick also knows that they're Simon's love, so he's more comfortable with them and trusts them !)

If his partner's first language is not English, he learns a little bit of their language so he can surprise them with it or call them cute nicknames in their language !! <3

if his partner is stressed out or upset, he will do EVERYTHING to try and soothe their worries ! have a little talk about it, do his partner's favourite things, little cuddle session or watching a show on tv, light some candles and some kisses !

if his partner gets period cramps, he will also do everything to soothe it ! hot water pad, painkillers, some teas for cramps like chamomile, ginger or peppermint tea and cuddles !

Him and his partner has a shared playlist ! they put both of their fav songs on it as a little playlist to listen to to explore eachothers music taste ! Some songs that remind me of him: Hard Dreams - Gesaffelstein, Yan Wagner Fais Comme Si - Yan Wagner Dead Weight - Jack Stauber Fighter - Jack Stauber's Micropop Nice Boys - TEMPOREX

[brightshaw-shipper]

Things That Dr. Shaw Could Say When The Chaos Insurgent In His Dorm Tries To Convince Him To Come Back And His Husband Walks Into The Room And The Insurgent Says, "Why Is Dr. Bright In Your Dorm?"

"We're married." (basic option, boring)

"I lost a bet."

"I won a bet."

"He lost a bet."

"He won a bet."

"Wait, Dr. Bright? How'd you get in here?" (best said with utter confusion)

(Jack says this in utter confusion) "Dr. Shaw? How'd you get in my dorm?"

"So that's what happened at the party last night."

"Wait a second. Dr. Bright, don't you have a husband? What the actual ████-"

"[make up a name]? [Name]... what happened? Why are you wearing... oh no."

"Why are you in my dorm?" (said to the Insurgent)

"Why are you in our dorm?" (said to the Insurgent)

(Jack says this) "Why are you in his dorm?" (said to the Insurgent)

(Jack says this) "Why are you in our dorm?" (said to the Insurgent)

"Actually, I'm in his dorm." (said to the Insurgent)

(Jack says this) "Actually, he's in my dorm." (said to the Insurgent)

"Wait a second, I thought you were [make up a name]! You- you killed him! How dare you!"

"He's teaching me Klingon."

"He's teaching me French."

"He's teaching me the true meaning of Christmas/Hanukkah/any winter holiday." (bonus points if this happens in midsummer)

"My private life is none of your concern."

(Jack says this) "My private life is none of your concern."

"Why isn't he in my dorm?"

"That's a good question. Hey, Jack, why are you in my dorm?"

"That's a good question. Hey, Jack, why are you in our dorm?"

"Jack, we broke up two years ago. It's over. Just stop trying."

"That's not funny! He died here a year ago on this very day!" (this is best followed up with Jack saying "Eli, stop telling people about my deaths!")

[drvct-tape]

Has anyone thought of making an SCP Gravity Falls AU... with Stanford as one of the higher-up scientists and whatnot. I just think it'd make a lot of sense... I don't know where anyone else would fit into this AU?? Maybe the entire town of Gravity Falls could be considered an "anomaly" (because it basically is, in canon), and Ford is an SCP scientist sent there to make sure containment procedures are running smoothly.

Also I thought it'd be funny because Bill Cipher would actually not be a Keter class SCP ^_^; and I think that'd grind his gears so bad.

[marshiedmallow]

The watcherrrrrrr

[cassketti]

Ur two fav characters

[qadmonster]

Rock Globster: SCP-682

[sistersorrow]

SCP ideas I will never use because I'm bad at writing

Congrats on the Promotion: Every time the Pataphysics Division gets a new Director, they receive a letter reminding the that patphysics is itself a fictional concept

Overly Sarcastic Containment Procedures: Foundation staff who are subscribed to the OSP YouTube channel occassionally see videos covering things like the history of the Daevite Empire, a Pope Fight video referencing the Mekhanites, and a Classics Summarised video which covers the plot of The Hanged King's Tragedy paired with footage from a film adaptation which has never been proven to exist

Horrible Parascience: A collection of Horrible Science books which are completely non-anomalous but cover anomalous sciences in the usual HS style, with the last known book being the not yet published Monstrous Memetics and Awful Antimemes

The Department of Post-Mortem Security: A Foundation department tasked with handling the issue that in a world where afterlives objectively exist, every death is a potential leak

A sequel to SCP-3004 where the Foundation is locating and containing artifacts relating to an unusual and likely anomalous religion centred around the worship of the Islamic prophet Isa as the Son of God, with the whol thing being a commentary on how the Foundation treats real world religions and their anomalies differently from those associated with religions made up or the wiki

Indiana Pi: The only one I ever actually tried to write back in Series III, the guy who tried to legislate Pi to be exactly 3 made an object that actually does change the value of Pi by manipulating a bunch of other constants in its immediate area, which among other things causes it to release large pules of electricity when activated

A hypothetical process which excises concepts from the Noosphere, making it hard to prove such a process exists as you would not be aware of or being able to think of the now removed concept

A door which is mentally linked to every other door in the world, and whenever someone walks through it, they are reminded of someting someone else had forgotten when walking into a room

The Door to Summer: A door which when opened leads to an alternate timeline where that region is experiencing summer, with the biggest issue being that their version of the Foundation consistently tries to keep the door open cause they're not sure what will happen to them if it closes

The 257,000 corpses of Adolf Hitler: Numerous alternate timelines see the Nazi Party construct bunkers in a pocket dimension where their versions of Adolf Hitler escape to near the end of the war, only for all of them to collapse into one space, creating a pocket dimesion containing ~17 million litres of liquified Hitler

A collection of stories which act as a Foundation site used for the storage of pataphysical anomalies, which becomes increasingly difficult due to creative staff between it writers

A game development company which by complete chance is staffed entirely by people with unusually high resistance to cognitohazards, leading to them accidentally making games with mild to noticable cognitohazardous properties

Related to the above, the Foundation bought Tumblr to use it to harvest organically sourced cognitohazards

A Model Meme: The anomay is a memeplex composed of all concepts related the anomaly, acting as the memetic equivalent of a model organism used for memetics research

The Morris Memetic Worm: A meme which was constructed to map the size of the noosphere

An ancient thaumaturgical ritual which allowed its users to tap into the contents of random Wikipedia articles as written in mid 2015, which was also the date the ritual stopped working

A painfully self-indulgent SCP about a Neo-Sarkic cult which used Nalkan fleshcrafting for transgender healthcare with zero side effects

An emergent intelligence which used the everyday activities of Foundation staff in one site as a processing substrate, outputting legible data in the form of the arrangment of pencils in a storage closet

An anomaly which causes every planet with sapient life to construct and launch one or more Voyager probes into interstellar space, even if they previously didn't have the technology to do so, with an estimated 360 probes being identified by the Foundation

A phenomenon where every time Earth undergoes an XK event, a stable population of baseline humans is generated on a random planet in the universe, with the number of such planets being worryingly high

[autism-pro-max]

i'm on my bed, lying on my front and kicking my feet with a big goofy grin on my face, one that would make outsiders think i'm at that age where i start thinking about Boys.

as you inch closer to my laptop, you realise i am reading the SCP Wikidot.

[an-albino-pinetree]

I’ve made some changes!! :]

He’s completely colourless to make him different from @sm-baby ’s Carnival boy

He’s like an unfinished cartoon/a cartoon that never got the “okay go” so stayed as a rough sketch idea

And instead of a film reel, I’ve decided he’s attached to the existence of an unburnable indestructible model sheet of his character. It sits on an easel in a box.

[sininply-a-moth]

wuh oh !! it's Dr iceberg except I forgot to put fold lines on the ear muff band and also didn't make the tabs on the earmuffs + scarf empty ☹️ also on the neck peg you have to DIY a flat surface because I HATE the neck peg. also idk if the arms are the right way around

[blobee]

could you draw any 2-4 researchers you'd like stuck in an elevator together :33