#she cannot cook

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Meghan Markle's Waffle Debacle

Zac Peter's is sharing via YouTube what Cat explained on her tumblr blog: Meghan Markle's St Patrick's Day WAFFLE Fraud

Waffles Explained by @the-cat-with-the-emerald-tiara-1

[turbooven9000]

spatchouli knowladge

[nanograms]

Happy extremely late birthday to my favorite fish man!

Just eat the cake Sebastian. It’ll make your wife happy.

[hinamie]

matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

[lured-into-wonderland]

The way Ponsol talked about ‘tradition’ made Nunnally think that his experience with it wasn’t that far away from her own. But of course, she was not to ask. Although by then Nunnally was sure that both - him and her - didn’t actually live the lives they would have chosen, if they had been free to do so. Surely, they were rich, their lives were comfortable, although they were paying a high price for it. Though most wouldn’t believe it, so Nunnally had stopped sharing that she would prefer something else in life. Perhaps not to be someone else, but just live her life as she wanted to.

She nodded, when Ponsol explained how his education looked like. Again assuming there must have been a strong tension between his parents and his grandfather. It seemed that his grandfather had a great influence over his life (an an influence that Ponsol didn't appreciate).

And again that was surprisingly similar to her own family. Her maternal grandmother was a strong woman, who (what Nunnally was not aware of) had destroyed her own daughter (and Nunnally’s mother) in the name of her own excessive ambitions. Yes, she was the one making Nunnally’s life harder, but Nunnally had much more strength than she had expected. In a way she had been also protected by her father’s wish to have an almost total control over firstly the girl, and now a young woman. Though Nunnally wasn’t (or didn’t want to be) aware of that game. She didn't want to play it either (though unwillingly she did anyway).

“Well, of course…” – she laughed; she didn’t mind losing in that competition – “But I am sure that even you will have to acknowledge my skills…” – it wasn’t that she was completely unconfident. Her confidence was a complicated issue that sometimes was a mystery even to Nunnally herself.

“Well, a restaurant it is then….” – she laughed again – “Unless you’d like me to cook, but I warn you that wouldn’t be a reasonable choice.”

“I cannot really cook…” – she laughed again; not at all ashamed of this inability – “They tried to teach us something back then at school, but I guess I just don’t have the right attitude for that… I’ve never learnt…”

“Perhaps if I have anyone to cook for…” – she started – “I am sorry…” – now out of sudden an embarrassment and  some sort of anxiety started to take over her thoughts; Ponsol wouldn’t think she had meant him, would he? – “Well, anyway, it doesn’t seem I will have any incentive to learn anytime soon.”

“So, what restaurant is it going to be? My choice or your choice?” – probably his, but Nunnally was okay with it. She liked spending time with Ponsol. She wondered why they had not met at any social events before. But rather brought together by pure lack.

[✧･ﾟ *♚*･ﾟ✧ ]

“It depends on how you look at things. Some traditions are good while some others aren’t.”

You hear of many toxic values that exist in other nations perpetuated by antiquity of ‘tradition.’ He would admit that he enjoyed learning about the different cultures of his lineage, there were some things that he didn’t favor, such as the forced respect for one’s elders. The expectation of always listening to the elders with respect, even when being chastised and demeaned.

“No, I attended public or private schools in the area for most of my schooling, it was what my parents wanted for us. Sending us off internationally would’ve made it all the easier for our grandfather to get a hold of us.”  

His torment would’ve begun earlier had he been sent off internationally, as it was some kind of agreement his parents had with his grandfather. It was to allow the two brothers to enjoy a somewhat normal life to explore their options before they would have to make their choice on what to make of their future. Well, one of them had the choice.

“I’ll take that as you conceding your defeat to me then.”

A light hearted joke, really. He wasn’t really serious about putting her to the test and making a competition of sorts out of it, but seeing her take his comment seriously, he played along in kind.

“You can join me at a restaurant or otherwise, one of us will be cooking- and it won’t be me.”

Ponsol doesn’t cook, and he’d mentioned that at one point. He didn’t have the skill nor the patience for it. His brother, on the other hand, did. Anyone who was invited over to try Ponsol’s cooking had to understand that their very lives were at stake- it was the common knowledge about his skills (or lack thereof) in cooking. If the cooking didn’t require him using heated elements like an oven or a stovetop, he could be trusted.

Basically, it was limited to sandwiches, salads, or making rice with a rice cooker. That, he could handle. He could also cut and peel fruits, but that shouldn’t count as cooking.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Quest Continues...

(part 1- part 2)

[yesjemily]

does anyone remember this tweet from paget in 2012 I’m screaming

[phantomrose96]

are you vegan or vegetarian? (i dont remember if you said

Vegetarian in the streets, vegan in the sheets, lol.

By which I mean all my own cooking, grocery shopping, and what I keep around the house, is all vegan. But like if I'm at a friend's house for dinner, or like a restaurant, I loosen to vegetarian.

[lifemod17]

‼️ A minute preview of Hymn To Virgil

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Hozier on his socials

[demigod-of-the-agni]

1am yapping bc i should be finishing my assignments. but.

if zane's grand purpose had been to protect those who cannot protect themselves (s3) then his ideals were geared toward protecting one's individuality. if cole's grand purpose had been to stand up to those who are cruel and unjust (s13) then his ideals were geared towards active systemic change.

then i would like to believe that kai's grand purpose WASN'T to devote his entire life to protect the legendary and the righteous (s1). maybe he was, in fact, responsible for nurturing individuality and providing hope and instilling confidence (s9, s11).

then that slots nicely into nya's theme of breaking boundaries, to become limitless and become confidet of herself (s5, s14). i fear i'm cooking again

anyway sorry guys, i don't have anything for jay. maybe his grand purpose had been to cultivate a sense of belonging amidst turmoil (s6, s12).

[scarlettjemily]

AJ/JJ has always been hair goals

forever and always | AJ/JJ Hair appreciation post

[byfulcrums]

padmé, who most likely grew up with other people doing the cooking for her, probably knows how to make more simple stuff. she can make a nice plate of spaghetti or even ravioli: however, she once managed to find a way to burn ice in a pan, melting the plastic handle, so she's not allowed in the kitchen anymore. she's really good at dessert, though; which is funny, because she likes to eat savory stuff more

meanwhile anakin is a Master Chef. loves to cook, loves to eat, and most importantly loves his wife. what i'm saying is that he's always making 5 star meals for padmé. he wasn't very good at cooking at first, not for a lack of experience but rather because as a slave, he always had to ration his food, and for the longest time he just wasn't sure what amount of everything he should use. he LOVES to eat dessert, but is physically unable to make it. he's perfected the salt and spices and other condiments but sugar? sugar? well just don't ever ask him to make anything sweet

[fujii-draws]

I think there’s something extremely entertaining abt two kids who aren’t child prodigies, but infact;

-Constantly cheating death over and over again, even when they should’ve absolutely perished ages ago.

-Continue their streak through gaining the Grim Reaper as their father, who keeps cheating them out of death even more as atonement for trying to kill/harm them once himself.

<<< Simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest god damn teens/young adults

[adxmanial]

new campaign, new blorbo

[angelmush]

hosting my gf’s school friends for a spring cafe study party. she had such a fun idea to serve them fun themed beverages while they get grad school work done. she had the genius idea to decorate the apartment like a coffee shop and doodle a menu and everyone can bring their favorite mugs!! my gf is in charge of drinks and i’ve been delegated the bakery :))

here’s a rough outline of what ill be making:

- i’m baking croissants from scratch for the first time!!! it’s already been daunting but we have trader joe’s dough on standby in case they suck LOL but i’m trying to be confident and trust myself and learn as much as i can

- i’m making a spiced carrot loaf cake w goat cheese frosting that i’ve made before. it’s my FAVE!! effort to tastiness ratio is great and it’s so spring-y and on theme

- i have made brown butter miso dark chocolate chip cookies w pretzels and toffee for this group of people for prior events and received the most compliments ive ever gotten for my food in my LIFE so i had to make them some more to take home since they were such a hit

- a lemon poppyseed brioche bun thing, kind of like a giant cast iron cinnamon roll but w spring flavors instead (i’m most excited for this one ive been wanting to make it foreverrrrrr)

- also serving some cut fruits for the spring vibe :)

then for drinks, i’m not a coffee drinker at all so my gf is obvs the barista:

- we have matcha, chai concentrate, lemonade, and coffee

- our various special springy flavors include vanilla orange w optional candied orange wheels and fresh zest, lavender, rose, strawberry rose w optional fresh strawberries, and regular vanilla

- also pineapple and passion fruit spindrift because Yum

[be-an-echo]

Merry Christmas guyyyss🎄