#shifting shitpost

[soniluuuu]

Me before every shift:

[versailleslamb]

how to have a fnaf dr that has the creepy spooky vibes

WITHOUT DEAD CHILDREN!!!!!!!!

pls I need to appease 8 year old gweny

like og scottgames fnaf vibes.. 1983 Michael afton vibes... old matpat game theory vibes... DO U GET IT...

[littlemissshifter]

my mother's asking me my plans after graduation and how do I tell her that I plan to leave this reality?

[shiftlalou]

“i’m gonna tell online that i’m a shifter ! what could possibly go wrong ?”

5 mins later :

[nottsim]

saying “i don’t have a hobby” then shift literal realities is insane

[chaaistained]

saw this today :

[girlbossshifter]

Isn’t a script just a biography?

[kodtheshiftinggodd]

imagining all the people that found out about shifting through tik tok… and how many people could’ve shifted if they had the info that shiftblr has….

[g1rlinheadlights]

I don’t wanna be overpowered in my drs because the attention would overwhelm the hell outta me T_T I’ll take 2nd or 3rd place happily

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[thatcher-the-shifter]

Me when I see my S/O's

Just a Silly little thought i had after seeing this gif, Happy Shifting!

[thatspookyshifter-kai]

It's great to realize that you're a shifter and you can shift any reality at any time you want, like it's amazing. It's great, but there's one small problem that I don't know, if anyone else has..

I have no idea where to shift like before. I had all these amazing and great and fun ideas, but now I'm thinking, "Where do I shift first??" Bc I have NO clue at all where I might wanna go, I have a list, but I just can't choose from that list.

[versailleslamb]

I just love that I can shift anywhere

cooking

doomscrolling

on the toilet

listening to thank u, next

becoming president of the world

okay bai

[littlemissshifter]

I just want to say that stop saying that you shifted only when you go to a different reality other than your cr. STOP defining shifting. You shift every moment. I know you've all heard that phrase but what does that even mean?

Every thought that you've had or everytime you do LITERALLY ANYTHING you're shifting. Thoughts are literally gateways to different realities. LOA is based on this. Even the things you do in your cr are done on different timelines. You're not waking up in the same reality everyday. The reality you are in right now is different than the reality you were in yesterday. The reality you will be in tomorrow is going to be different than the one you are in RIGHT NOW.

Shifting is not a process you don't need methods. Shifting is the essence of existence. It's the literal blueprint. You were born a shifter and will leave this reality as one.

[yourneighborlyweirdo]

What Does Shifting Feel Like?

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Introduction:

Hello Shifters! I got a question for all of you…

So, even though I’ve manifested countless things in this reality, and I have shifted many times before (on accident and without knowing) I’ve never shifted when I’ve tried to on purpose. And even though I know I will soon because this is what happened last night…

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Shifting Story time/Background Information:

So, recently I’ve decided instead of working against my brain I will work with it, because most of the time I struggle with methods because I hate having a set in stone thing I have to do in order to shift. So I’ve mostly been going with the flow every time I attempt to shift and it’s been working great! But here’s the thing…

Every time I’m close to shifting, I know I’m about to shift because I feel like my head is moving very fast back and forth even though my head isn’t moving, and I get this feeling very often. And sometimes it’s my whole body. (I didn’t script this to happen but every time it does happen I just take it as a sign I’m close.)

So last night, I layed on my stomach (it’s very comfortable for me) and I meditated and after a couple minutes of meditating, I thought,

“I want to go to my DR.”

And I got that very intense feeling immediately after, so much so I stopped breathing. (It feels like my head is being moved very fast back and forth even though my head isn’t moving, and at times it’s this feeling but for my whole body as I mentioned before.) And every time I get this feeling it’s so intense I stop breathing for a couple seconds, and by the time I breath again, the feeling is gone, and I haven’t shifted.

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The Question:

So, shifters, here’s my questions for you…

Is this feeling I get me shifting? When you shift, does it feel like this or anything similar? Do you feel anything at all when you shift? Is this just a “shifting symptom” I get and is just my body falling asleep, and has nothing to do with me shifting?

I really need some feedback on this, because on all social media platforms no one really talks about what the shift feels like, if there is one at all. If you’re reading this and have shifted, please let me know!

Thanks for reading, and have a good day!

Sincerely,

Your Neighborly Weirdo

[nottsim]

only i get butterflies in my stomach when i think about my bed? ok

[chaaistained]

i cannot be the only one that scripts specific edits of me (or me + s/o’s or friends) in my drs ..

anyway, for my kpop dr — jungwon and i are totally edited to this audio like don’t even try to deny :