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“Feo, fuerte, y formal.”
Plus a lil’ showdown between to Vaqueros
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#mcsm#mcsm fanart#minecraft story mode#mcsm order of the stone#order of the stone#mcsm ivor#mcsm soren#mcsm gabriel#mcsm ellegaard#mcsm magnus#my art#my sketchy art#btw magnus lives in a garbage can
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truly the only point of those cheap dropshipping sites is so I can type "earrings for men" into them at 3am and then go "🤔 hmm..." at all the pictures
#personal#sbs rambles#tbh it's also so I can find electronics parts for as cheap as radio shack used to have them#like if I'm gonna buy something shady online#might as well buy it cheaper than I would on amazon amirite?#but no it's mostly the earrings thing#also if you don't know what I'm talking about I mean the aliexpresses of the world#sites like that#the ones that are hot garbage and sketchy as hell#they're good for window-shopping and cheap arcade parts only
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Uzi and Olivia Concept sketches/designs JarbleAU 11/30/2024
Just some side characters! They both work at Etoile's Salon!
[ Uzi (magnemite) is they/she and Olivia (seel) is she/her]
#messy concepts are messy. I want to make Olivia more detailed at some point I think?? but also i enjoy Seel being simple...#anyways take more shitty messy sketchy content. all I got is messy garbage slop its whats on the menu its wHATS IN SEASON.#JarbleAU#JarbleUzi#JarbleOlivia#sfw#sketch#messy#concept#my art#digital art#anthro#anthro pokemon
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I can't believe that the job assistance nonprofit is actually assisting me in finding a job........
#I spoke to my person there today and she was like 'we need to rethink our plan because all of these wfh opportunities are garbage'#'they're sketchy and low paying and not stable. we need to get you a stable job with a real income'#'so I've been thinking about it all week and here's my new better plan'#crazy stuff. she actually thinks I should not only get a job but a high quality job that I can count on#she found me vocational training that I can do completely remotely#I'm going to start some really great looking french classes next month#things are genuinely looking up#me posting
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Oh god, now I really wanna see Norton forced to sing Moana so bad LMAO.
That and Frederick singing 'Workin' Boys'.
LOL LOL HERE THEY ARE!! Some quick sketchies of those scenes HAHA
I swear this musical has me ROLLIN at all TIMES HAHAHAHA
#identity v#idv#idv prospector#idv composer#norton campbell#frederick kreiburg#idv norton campbell#idv norton#identity v norton#identity v frederick#idv frederick#idv au#identity v au#minty art#minty doodles#minty speaks#minty answers#my sketchies always look like garbage im sorry LOOOL#the guy who didn't like musicals#im dyinggggg LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL#ask#asks
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that moment when u spend time drawing and shading something and then u try to add colour but it covers everything up 😢
#bobs garbage#beastly bordello#Meredith#idc it’s late night drawing kims#I have to spend this week cleaning like crazy so#hopefully I can do a lil sketchy sketch#maybe I do pencil crayons instead
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Cards
(Now, don’t judge me, but I was looking through the Artist’s room, as well as the garbages around the park, and throughout the gift shop, and I found some Gum!)
(It was that discontinued brand the Park made, with the cards inside :3)
(Some of these seem a bit older, since the gum is like… bad…)
(But I got 7 boxes, which means 7 cards!! Hopefully none of them are the same, or that’d be a waste…)
(First one…)
(Oh! It’s that lil Lemon girl!! Lexi the Lemon!)
(This is cute, she finished gardening in this image!)
(Okay, second one…)
(Ooh, a Seasonal Card! And it’s Valentine’s Day!!)
(It’s the Love Bug one! Amori!!)
(Hmm… I wonder if she actually could fly that high…)
(Okay, third one!!)
(…it’s Lexi again… dangit…)
(Okay, fourth one, and then I’ll get to the older-looking boxes)
(Aww, it’s that camera guy, Conner!)
(Hmm… I feel like the card would’ve looked better if it drew him while he was taking a photo… but this works too.)
(where even is he supposed to be in this one? That’s definitely not in the park)
(Okay, onto the older ones now…)
(Oh, it’s Ginger!! I think I remember seeing him before..?)
(He was one of the first Seasonals I think..? I don’t remember who all of them were, and I don’t even know if I saw all of them…)
(Okay, onto the last two. These two I found in this deep garbage. Like an abandoned corner trash bin.)
(Again, please don’t judge me)
(Oh, an Event Sketchie-)
(TRACY???)
(Oh my gosh, this was her card??? It’s so cute!!)
(So this was what she looked like, before her color started draining!!)
(Oh she’s just so adorable :3)
(Okay, last one!! I can’t wait to see who this-)
(…Acapa?)
(…who’s Acapa- wait.)
(…that looks a lot like that… magician… I saw…)
(so his name’s Acapa… and he-)
what are you doing, Nate? I heard you say my name and-
(…)
…
…give me those.
(…okay..)
…There’s really no reason to collect any of these. They’re pointless anyway.
#The Sketchies#Edupark#Sketchie Escape#The Listener#Nate the Notepad#The Shopkeeper#Tracy the Pendulum#Sketchie Art#Lexi the Lemon#Amori the Lovebug#Conner the Camera#Ginger the Chocolate#Mystery Sketchie#Acapa the Magic Cup#(… I’m glad I was able to hide that final card before she saw… I’m sorry Tracy but… but I need to figure out who this is… -🗒️)#(Also bonus note: do not try old gum buried deep in the garbage. Not worth it. -🗒️)
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drink the honey | erik campbell x fem!reader


𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: in visiting your friends' bar, you happen to meet his older brother, aka the guy who pierced your ears forever ago. cue a lesson in grief and exactly what can be pierced and where, as well as a night you won't soon be forgetting. wc 9.7k (i am. so sorry.) title stolen from closer by nine inch nails. 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: erik campbell (final destination: bloodlines, 2025) x fem!reader 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒: semi-canon compliance (howard has gone to his great reward, the shop fire happened, but none of the death hitlist stuff), drinking, one single mention of jerry fuckin fenbury, mild descriptions of burn injuries/scars, lots of innuendos, smut (minors dni)(holy shit there's a lot here, bear with me yall): p in v, creampie city baby (but then mention of intention to use morning-after pill), oral (f!receiving), genital piercings (like... we all watched the same movie, we know what's going down), lots of teasing, hittin it from the back + spanking (i know yall saw what he did to that garbage truck), biting/hickies, one tiny quick slap to a cheek, panty thief erik, look-in-the-mirror type shenanigans, light choking, halfway decent aftercare considering the circumstances, nicknames such as: sweetheart, baby, babygirl, princess/prince 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: soooo like after a year-long writing hiatus, i am back. it's been. a lot. and as far as this fic goes, i cannot explain myself, i knew i needed erik carnally even before the garbage truck thing so like. idk, dick piercing goes brrrr. anyway. follow @babybluebex-writes to be notified whenever i post a new fic!
You had only seen him once before. He had been the guy at the sketchy tattoo shop downtown that had done your second lobe piercings, and he was totally fine. It hardly hurt, probably because he was able to distract you long enough for the needle to pierce your skin by getting you talking about your own job, and he was pretty good about reminding you how to clean the piercings and everything. You didn’t exactly remember his name— something with an E, or an A? It was a little while ago, and you had been a walk-in— but you acutely remember his big, blue eyes and the stink of cigarettes that lingered on the leather jacket he wore while piercing you. That, actually, was the same jacket he was wearing right now, sitting directly across the bar from you.
He was by himself, bottle of Hice in hand, seemingly off in his own world as he gazed at the bartop. Every so often, every time the cute blond bartender passed by him, he would lift his head and give him a curt nod or a flick of his eyebrows, but he didn’t talk to anyone else or look in any one direction other than down. You were totally intrigued by him, even though he was not your usual type— as your friend beside you had joked as you walked into the bar earlier that night, maybe your “boyfriend” would be working, AKA Bobby, the cute blond bartender. Bobby was an absolute sweetheart, greeting you with a grin and asking how your night was every single time you came in, but he was a sweetie with everyone that walked into the bar, so, even though it wasn’t necessarily special treatment, it made you like him a whole lot.
Speaking of your friend… You looked one way and the other, trying to catch sight of her, and you frowned mildly as you tugged your phone from your purse. Just as you suspected, she had texted you about ten minutes before, telling you that she had absconded to go smoke, which was code for “I’m going on an adventure and it’ll be your job in two hours to track me down and get me back home”. You sighed, clicking off your phone screen, and sucked down the last of your liquor from your plastic cup.
“Lookin’ pretty glum there, friend,” a voice said, and you gazed up to see Bobby. There was a relative lull in the crowd, although the rap music playing over the speakers still shook the walls, and Bobby’s kind smile softened you. “What’s got you down?”
“Ah, shit,” you chuckled. “Not sad or anything. Just tired.”
“Tired?” Bobby repeated. “You want a vodka Redbull?”
You shook your head. “Just a long day at work,” you informed him. “Didn’t really even wanna come out, but Anna convinced me, and then immediately…” You trailed off, gesturing around you and the obvious lack of Anna. Even though you had never seen Bobby outside the bar, you had been going for years and knew him well, and Bobby had a good memory of the regulars, so he nodded, familiar with Anna’s disappearing act. “Probably one more of these, then close up my tab.”
“You got it,” Bobby said. “Single or double?”
You twisted your mouth as you thought about it. Obviously, you wanted a double, but a single would probably be better for you and your poor wallet. Bobby tilted his head towards you with a smile, almost as if to say C’mon, you know you wanna, and you sighed. “Just a single,” you told him.
“Heard,” Bobby nodded. As he made your drink, you watched him walk to the opposite end of the bar and sharply say something to the brooding piercer, and he looked up from the bartop again to say something equally sharp back at him. A weary smile passed over his face, and he pulled at the glass bottle of beer.
“Hey, so,” you started as Bobby handed you your cup. “Who’s that at the end you keep talking to?”
Bobby scoffed. “Who’s asking?” he started, popping a small black cocktail straw in your drink.
“He pierced my seconds for me a few months ago,” you explained. “Was thinking about getting my nose done, and wanted to go back to him, but I couldn’t remember his name.” A total lie; you liked your nose the way it was, with the appropriate number of holes. You just wanted to know more about him; he had a pull, like a magnet, and you needed more.
“You let that motherfucker stick needles in you?” Bobby chuckled. “And you want more? Ill-advised.”
“Okay, well, who is he?” you asked, a flash of fear running cold down your body.
“Erik,” Bobby said, and your brain flashed with recognition. Erik; that’s right. Something with an E.
“And it’s bad that Erik pierced my ears because…?” you asked. “Did he, like, get his license taken away or something?”
“No, no,” Bobby sighed. “Ah, I shouldn’t talk shit about him. He’s my older brother, though, I can’t help it. Genetically predisposed to give him hell… Maybe not genetically, but y’know, half-genetically, or whatever…”
Oh. Throughout the years, you could recall Bobby making passing mentions of his siblings— his older sister graduating college last year, his older brother flunking out of college prior to you ever meeting Bobby, his sister being “back in town”, his brother “traveling for work”, yada yada yada. “This the same brother that flunked outta college?” you asked, and Bobby laughed loudly.
“Yes!” he wheezed. “Yep, that’s him! Fuck, how do you remember that?”
“Because I’m a nice person, Bobby!” you smiled. “I remember things that people tell me!”
“Shit, that’s funny,” Bobby said. “Yeah, one and the same. Went for one semester, decided he didn’t like it, grades went downhill, dropped out before they could boot him out… Probably for the best, honestly, he never really was into the whole ‘establishment’ thing. Think he only ever went there to get our mom off his back.”
“Dad didn’t care?” you started, and a twinge flashed over Bobby’s face.
“Well,” he started. “Not necessarily, but y’know… But Dad passed away about a year ago. It sorta sucked for all of us, obviously, and that’s when Ma got intense about… Well, everything. But he had been out of college for… Shit, more than ten years, and when Dad died, Erik just… I don’t know, he had a break or something. You find out, in the wake of your dad’s death, that your dad isn’t actually your dad and that your mom’s friend is actually your dad, and that fucks with you, so I get it, but he got super withdrawn from all of us after that. I mean, shit, this is the first time I’ve seen him in months.”
“Wow,” you sighed. “That’s… Um…”
“Sorry,” Bobby said, clearing his throat. “Airing out my half-brother’s dirty laundry, I shouldn’t have… I just worry about him, y’know? He’s my big bro. He used to be so… He lit up whatever room he walked into. He’d come over to grill for family barbecues and to play video games and just to, like, hang out, but ever since that fiasco last year, he’s just… Tattoo shop, his apartment, over and over. Getting him to even stop by tonight was like pulling teeth. Truly, I think he needs a girlfriend. Boyfriend. Cat. Whatever. Something to get him out of his head.”
The man across the bar certainly did not fit the shining description that Bobby gave of the old Erik. By now, he had his phone in his hand, lighting up his face, and the light glinted off a large silver ring hanging from his nose. You remembered the same jewelry from when you met him, and you absentmindedly tugged on your earlobe. “Well, shit,” you said finally. “First of all, sorry for all of that. My dad isn’t really in my life, so I can’t sympathize exactly, but… Y’know. Still sucks. I’m sorry about that. And additionally… Jesus Christ, Bobby, you need to learn to keep your mouth shut!”
Bobby smiled. “You wanted to close your tab, right?” he asked, and you nodded. “Sure thing.”
You handed Bobby your card, and your gaze drifted to Erik one more. Still on his phone, but now with furrowed eyebrows, concentrating on something. The POS system was right next to where Erik sat, and you watched Bobby say something to his brother as he ran your card. You couldn’t read lips, so you were at a loss as to the conversation, but you watched Erik roll his eyes and swig at his beer, saying something in response to Bobby. Bobby froze up for a single second, then said something that you could obviously tell was “Really?”, and Erik nodded. Bobby seemed like he was malfunctioning, still for a moment, then turning back to the computer, then back to Erik once more, repeating “Really?”
Erik was obviously annoyed, cocking his head towards his little brother, and he went into the pocket of his leather jacket, extracting his wallet and passing his card to Bobby. Bobby pushed your own card into his empty hand and poked at the computer for a moment, and he ran Erik’s card through the computer. In a second, the POS churned out a receipt, and Bobby shoved it towards his brother as he turned back towards you and came your way. “Um,” Bobby started, a red flush hitting his cheeks. “So, Erik picked up your tab for you.”
“Huh?” you asked as Bobby slid you your card back. “Why?”
“Couldn’t tell you,” Bobby shrugged. “Maybe he thinks you’re my friend or something… Well, I mean, you are, kinda, we’re friendly…”
“Or maybe,” you started. “He’s getting a move-on with that ‘girlfriend’ thing you mentioned.”
“I don’t know about that,” Bobby mumbled.
“Or, and consider this,” you began, sliding your card back into your purse and grabbing your drink as you edged yourself off the barstool. “I’m a pretty girl who just gets drinks bought for her from time to time.”
“I mean, obviously,” Bobby said with a smile. “It’s just never my brother doing the buying.”
Erik looked up from his phone as you approached him, and your heart slammed up against your ribcage with anxiety. His hair, all shaggy and a little too long, hung in his eyes, and a careful smile touched at his mouth. “Saw you talking to Bobby,” he said. He shifted slightly, opening his body towards you and not solely at the bar, and you saw Bobby give a sort-of pained smile, almost a “What the fuck?!” type of face. “Figured you were one of his little girlfriends or something.”
“No, not me,” you said. “I’m just a regular, nothing more.”
“Ah, well,” Erik shrugged. “Bobby can use as many friends as he can get.” He cast a look at his brother, who swiftly threw up a double bird, and Erik rolled his eyes. “So, does my baby brother’s regular friend have a name?”
“Yes,” you said, and a smile came across his face when you told him your name. He repeated it back to you, gentle and sweet, like he was committing it to memory. You liked the way he said your name, and the closer proximity allowed you to see his pink mouth, the skin of his lips a little dry and bitten.
“That’s pretty,” he told you. “I’m Erik, if Bobby didn’t already tell you.”
“I already knew,” you told him. A flash of confusion wiped across his face, and you put a hand up to your ear, almost as if you were showing them off. “You did my seconds a little while ago.”
“Oh!” Erik laughed. “Well, shit, I did, didn’t I? I remember you now; I knew I’d seen your pretty face before.”
“God,” you chuckled. “Are you always such a flirt?”
“Not always,” Erik said. “Only when it can make my baby brother uncomfortable.” He gestured towards Bobby with the end of his beer bottle, and Bobby gave him another “What the fuck?” type look before rolling his eyes and going to serve other people at the bar, away from you and Erik.
“Well, you’re certainly brothers, based on attitude alone,” you said, and watched as Erik hooked the toe of his boot in the barstool opposite him and tugged it out, giving you a place to sit.
“What, the blindingly good looks didn’t give it away first?” Erik asked.
“You two look nothing alike,” you told him. After a momentary beat, you added, “I like your look better than his.”
“Oh yeah?” Erik asked. “You into the brooding, mysterious types?”
You shrugged. “I could be,” you said. “I think it’s the whole, like, ‘tortured artist’ thing you’ve got going on.”
“So, that answer is yes, the brooding and mysterious type,” Erik nodded. “Tortured artists are, in my experience, inherently brooding and mysterious. Can’t claim the title if you aren’t.”
“Damn, today I learned,” you replied, and Erik gave a little laugh. You examined his face as he looked to the side, towards Bobby, to flag him down for another beer; soft skin, a little pale with a rosy flush, rough facial hair that showed a little ginger in the blue neon signage behind the bar, with thick, dark eyelashes around his almond eyes, piercing blue. A silver ring inside his nose, to match the ones in his ears; it looked like a thicker metal than you thought piercings typically were. “So, here, you can teach me something else. How did you get your nose ring in?”
“Like, how you pierce a septum?” Erik asked.
“No, like, that’s way… I don’t know…” you started, already regretting the question, knowing your next choice of words. “Way bigger and thicker than my earrings. How?” Your face burned hot at having to look him in the eyes and say the phrase “big and thick” to him, but he either didn’t catch the unintentional innuendo or actively chose not to acknowledge it.
“Oh, I see,” Erik nodded. “Yeah, so, it’s a little complicated, a lot of terminology and shit, but the short of it is that you gotta stretch it out. Like, it wasn’t this big when I first did it, I’ve had to size up the hole over the years so I could get bigger and thicker things in there.”
You bit your bottom lip to hold in your laughter, and Erik scoffed. “Okay, that was too much eye contact on my part for saying all of that, that’s my bad,” he said and shook his head. “I could have said that way differently.”
“I-It’s fine,” you told him. He exchanged the empty bottle for another one from his brother, and Bobby passed him the bent-up bottle cap, which he put into an inside pocket of his jacket. “I mean, I started it.”
“That you did,” Erik said. “But, yeah, it’s a whole thing, sizing up, it takes a while.”
“Neat,” you said. “I don’t know too much about, like, tattoos or piercings or whatever, that’s not really my style.”
“Well, I’m an open book,” Erik shrugged. “You got questions, I’ve got answers. And I won’t even charge ya for it.” He gave you a playful wink, and the heat returned to your face.
“Cool,” you nodded. “Do you have any tattoos?”
“Oh, yeah,” Erik nodded quickly. “Got more ink than skin at this point, I’m pretty sure.” With that, he shrugged off his jacket, leaving him in just the black t-shirt for some band that you didn’t know, with that weird scratchy font that metal bands usually used. You could hardly focus on the t-shirt, though; all along his now-exposed arms, he had different pieces of artwork, all varying sizes, some colorful and some not, none of them remotely similar. You felt your eyes widen as Erik held out his arms to you, and you examined the spiderwebs, serpents, and roses that he had embedded in his skin forever. “You can touch ‘em, if you want,” he offered, then winced. “I promise I’m not trying to say everything as obscenely as possible.”
“It’s fine,” you smiled. Gently, as if you were worried you’d hurt him, you brushed your fingers along the large spiderweb that encompassed the majority of his lower right arm. “I mean, it’s just skin. Skin is skin, ink or not.”
“I know,” Erik said. “But that’s a sorta cheat code with people like me— let the cute girl touch your tattoos and she might give you her number. A high success rate, you’d be surprised.”
You gently turned his arm over to get a look at the softer, paler skin on the inside of his arm, and you sighed. In large script, the word DAD was inked in, along with a pale scar in the shape of a heart towards the end. “Oh,” Erik started. “So, the heart was, um, sorta an accident. Not sorta, it was an accident, but, like, I don’t know, it’s a long story. The night after my father died, I was closing up shop by myself, and some freak fire got started. Through a series of unfortunate events, I ended up on the floor, but a jewelry case had busted in the fire and I didn’t realize it, and my arm—” He made an exaggerated splat noise that made you giggle despite the horror of the story. “Landed straight on top of it. Worst pain I’ve ever been in that I didn’t enjoy.”
“Wow,” you mumbled. “I’m glad you’re alright… I remember last year, hearing from some friends that there was a fire there, but… And I’m sorry ‘bout your dad.” You only added the last part to try to banish the thoughts that his last remark had ignited, but he did nothing to mitigate it.
“Yeah, it’s coming up on a full year,” Erik said. “And I was thinking about it recently, and I’m tired of… I don’t know. When he died, I felt like I lost a part of myself. I mean, he’s my dad, y’know, I kinda did lose a part of myself. But one day a few weeks ago, I looked down at the tat and the burn scar, and saw that everything had healed up as nice as possible, like nothing bad happened at all, and I figured that it was Pops, taking care of me one last time. I realized I was tired of being a sad little recluse, especially if he was going to make sure I was okay.”
There’s the explanation that Bobby was looking for on why Erik changed. And, it seemed, like the old Erik was starting to rise from the grave. “That’s a nice thought,” you told him. You let go of his arm and cleared your throat, going after a sip of your drink, and you added, “Do you have any more?”
“Thoughts?” Erik joked, and you smiled.
“No, tattoos,” you told him. “I’m assuming it’s not just your arms.”
“Oh,” Erik said, shaking his head. “Nah, got ‘em all over. You can sorta see this one…” He hooked a finger in the collar of his shirt and tugged slightly, showing off the corner of what looked vaguely like a bird’s wing— “And my stomach piece, and the bullshit on my sides… And more.”
You could tell he was fishing for you to ask what “more” meant, and you gave him a soft smile. You could read his energy as easily as a book, and the words that his soul and body gave to you were telling you some things that you’d rather hear his voice say and his lips move around. “More?” you repeated. His hands weren’t all full of ink, and you carefully let your finger trace the lines of his palm as you lowered your voice as quiet as you could. “My, my, Erik. That almost sounds like an invitation.”
The hand of his that you weren’t tracing touched your knee, moving slowly to give you time to retreat if you wanted to. “An invitation to do what, exactly?” he asked, and you slotted your bottom lip between your teeth. “Oh, don’t you go getting shy on me now, baby. You’re almost there. All you gotta do is ask.”
A shiver ran down your back at the sweet little name he bestowed upon you, and you battled it with venom. “What if I don’t wanna ask?” you countered. “What if I’m content just looking at the tattoos on your arms, and have no interest whatsoever at seeing what’s under— and inside— your pants?”
Erik laughed the way that only incredibly hot guys could get away with, his lip between his teeth as his laughter rumbled low in his chest. “Who said anything about getting in my pants?” he asked. Moving slowly, once again giving you time to move if you so wanted, he got up from the stool he was sat on, instead leaning up on the bar on his elbow. He was taller standing than sitting, and having to look just so slightly upward made your mouth run dry. He wasn’t a big guy, but definitely not some twig, but the energy radiating from his chest made you feel so tiny in comparison. You didn’t hate it, though. Now, as close as you were, you could smell the mentholated smoke on him, and it made you dizzy. What the fuck was wrong with you? You had never been so unashamedly turned on by someone before.
“I did,” you said boldly.
“Now, that’s mixed signals,” Erik chuckled. “You don’t wanna see the tattoos or piercings I’ve got under my jeans, and yet you wanna get inside ‘em?”
You paused, replaying what he said in your head as your eyes widened, and quietly replied, “Piercings?”
He smiled slow, biting the edge of his lip, looking like the cat who ate the canary. “It’s like I told you, babygirl,” he said. “All you gotta do is ask.”
He took a half-step closer to you, his hand landing on your waist, and he angled his head down so that his mouth was right next to your ear. To an innocent passerby, it could have looked like he was just talking to you so he wouldn’t have to shout over the music, but the words that spilled from his lips were anything but innocent: “If you knew how fucking hard I was right now, you wouldn’t be wasting any more time out here. You’d take me into the bathroom and lock the door, and you’d open your legs and let me stretch your pussy open and do whatever I want to you. Right?” You nodded quickly, your own hand reaching out and hooking a finger in his belt loop to draw him closer. His tongue slowly wet his bottom lip as he took in your reaction, and he added, “And I bet you’d just love to be split open on my cock, wouldn’t you? Take me in your mouth, in your sopping wet little cunt. I bet you’re such a slut that you’d let me… Nah, you wouldn’t let me, you would beg me… To cum inside you, breed that filthy little cunt of yours until you’re absolutely full of me.”
You nodded quickly and grunted out a meek “Mhm.”
“You ever had a pierced cock before, baby?” Erik asked softly, almost turning sweet for a moment. But you knew it wasn’t sweetness; it was condescension, he was making fun of how mild-mannered you had turned. It only made the fire under your dress burn hotter. If he could have bent you over that bar that very second, you would have let him. But then his words sank into your skin— Sank maybe isn’t the right word. It hit you like a truck, slammed under your skin like all the ink on his body, needled in with a satisfied pain. Did he say pierced?
“N-No,” you stammered. “I didn’t even know you could… That anyone would wanna…”
“Oh, yeah,” he nodded. “You wanna know a secret?” You looked at him with widened eyes, nodding, and his big blues softened at your doe-in-headlights look. “Only just got it last year. You’ll be the first to know what it feels like.”
“Oh my God,” you gasped. “I’m flattered.”
“How ‘bout you go check out that bathroom?” he asked, and you nodded again. Your head was spinning at the notion, and Erik’s eyebrows creased for a moment. “If you don’t, that’s alright. Let me know if I’m coming on too strong, I can back off or fuck off completely, if you want.”
“I like my men strong,” you told him, and you did. Forthright, assertive, commandeering; he was ticking all your boxes. “I was just thinking about it.”
“About what?” Erik asked. “I need words, sweetheart. I can’t do what you don’t tell me about. I’ll do anything for you. Just ask.”
You cast your gaze to the side, to your forgotten drink and his beer, and you whispered, “How many of those have you had?”
“That’s only my second one,” Erik told you. “I’m not drunk. Not even a little bit. And you?”
“Just the one,” you said. “And this has been collecting melted ice since I came over. But you know that, you paid for them.”
“Fuck, am I glad I did,” Erik smiled. “I wasn’t sure how else to get your attention. You were having such a good conversation with Bobby, I was almost worried the wrong Campbell brother might get a hold of you.”
“Easy, tiger,” you told him. “You don’t have a hold of me yet.”
Erik nodded slowly, the hand on your waist carefully sliding upwards to flatten against the small of your back, his pinkie edging oh-so-slightly under the waistband of your skirt. “M’getting there,” he told you. “I like to take my time, y’know?”
“Slow and steady?” you asked.
“Something like that,” Erik replied. Then, gently, a shift to a much softer side, he nestled his lips into your neck, just below your ear, and he gave it a gentle kiss. “Go to the bathroom, get all nice and ready for me while I finish up here. Can you do that, sweetheart?”
You nodded. “Don’t keep me waiting too long,” you told him, squeezing his arm.
In turn, his hand abandoned your leg and snatched your wrist. His grip wasn’t painfully tight, just enough to let you know that he meant business, and he said, “If I walk in there and catch you touching yourself, you’re gonna be in huge trouble. Okay? None of that shit, I’m the only one who makes you cum tonight.” Your eyes stuck on his mouth as he talked, the way his pink lips pulled and puckered as he talked, and that dizzy, hypnotized feeling came back. You wanted to kiss him, taste his mouth and tongue and feel his pretty lips against yours, but you were nearly certain that a quick fuck in the bathroom of a bar wasn’t exactly a “kiss” sort of situation.
Luckily, Erik read your mind. His own eyes flicked down to look at your mouth, and he sighed softly. “Lemme…” he whispered, and he surged into you, pressing his lips to yours for just long enough for you to get a head full of his scent. If he had stayed put for one second more, you would have kissed him back (again, if he decided to spread you open on that bar right then and there, you would have let him without question, so a simple kiss felt relatively lowkey), and, as he pulled away, you felt like it was a painful parting. “Just wanted a little taste,” he told you, swiping his thumb along the corner of his bottom lip. “God, if your pussy tastes half as good as your mouth, I might have to really pick my battles ‘bout what I want to do to you.”
As you departed towards the restroom, Erik sent a quick swat to your ass, and you bit your lip as you smiled at him. The restroom was towards the back, down a corridor about halfway until the room with the sign on the door, and you slowly opened it, expecting the resistance of someone in there shouting, but nothing came. A single-room situation, the counter for the sink painted shitty black with stickers for local bands and Sharpie graffiti littering the walls, and, thankfully, a functioning lock. You set your purse on the hook on the door, tugging out your phone to make sure Anna hadn’t texted you back, and you frowned at a new message from her. r u ok?? She had asked, sent less than 20 minutes ago. u haven’t come and found me and begged to go home yet!! :P
You quickly pecked out a message that was light on details, a simple got to talking to a friend, i’ll be done soon, and you turned towards the mirror, swiping at your lips with your finger to tidy up your lipstick. Erik didn’t seem all too concerned with the state of your makeup, but you still wanted it to look nice, and your concentration on cleaning up lipstick made you jump in shock when the doorknob to the bathroom started to jostle. You took a deep, steadying breath— you had never hooked up with a stranger in the bathroom before, and your chest felt full of nervous energy— and flipped the lock back on the door, then turned back to the mirror, trying to act unaffected and nonchalant.
Erik was quiet as a ghost as he entered, deliberately shutting the door behind him and locking it once more, and he came to stand behind you, looking in the cracked and dirty mirror as well. You could trace his eyeline, though, and he was only looking at you as he moved his arms to brace against the counter, trapping you against his chest. He seemed almost contemplative as he tilted his head, shifting his eyeline to your neck and the sliver of shoulder coming out of the collar, and he pressed his mouth to your bit of shoulder. He left soft, slow kisses on your skin, traveling up to your neck, then pressing another kiss below your ear. “Did you do what I asked?” he whispered in your ear. “Got yourself ready for me?”
“Not yet,” you admitted. “Was sorta hopin’ you’d do it for me.”
Quick as a flash, one of his hands was up off the counter, slithering around down your front to go up your skirt. His thick bicep pressed up against your body, pulling you closer into him, and you hummed with satisfaction as his big hand roughly cupped your pussy. He hadn’t done anything yet, hardly even touched you, really, but you were already wet, dampening your panties. “Fuck,” he groaned, pressing his cheek into your neck. “I can feel you, sweetheart, you’re soaked. Surely that can’t all be for me.”
“Who else would it be for?” you asked, and a wicked smile crossed his face.
Erik moved with confidence, like he had done it a thousand times, his fingers stroking the wetness of your panties with rough pressure, almost like he was threatening to penetrate you through the thin fabric. You realized he seemed to be mapping you out, memorizing the way you felt, and his fingers moved upwards just a bit to grind against your throbbing clit. A choked moan involuntarily left your lips, and he carefully nibbled at your soft neck. You had a feeling that he would have sank his teeth in if you would let him, and you hated to admit that you would have. Something about him made you feel dangerous for even knowing his name, and your blood felt like fire in your veins.
“You want ‘em?” Erik asked.
You panted, pressing your ass back into him like some pathetic bitch in heat, and your heart skipped a beat at the feeling of him right against your ass, stiff inside his pants. You felt like you could have drooled as Erik laughed, rumbling low in his chest, and your voice came out as a high-pitched whine: “Want your cock, Erik, please!”
“Oh, yeah?” he asked. “No prep, nothing? You like it when it hurts, huh? Fuck, what a woman…” He bit his bottom lip as he smiled and shook his head, seemingly impressed with you, and, as fast as lightning, his hand cracked against your ass, palm open, echoing around the tin bathroom. The sting and flame of pain made the headrush increase tenfold, and the burn of tears pricked at your eyes. You loved it, though. The dudes you fucked before were pretty easy and vanilla, and even though this wasn’t exactly the kinkiest hook-up to ever take place, even just spanking you was the most wild thing a guy had ever done. Something told you, though, that spanking and hitting it from the back (also something new for you) were part and parcel of Erik’s routine.
His hand bunched up in the fabric of your panties, pulling it tight for just a moment, before inching it down your legs. He greedily took in the sight through the mirror as you dug your fingernails into your palms, and his free hand moved to grasp your chin, making you look in the mirror with him. “You see that?” he whispered, capturing the soft flesh of your ear in his teeth. You nodded quickly, whimpering, and the quietest growl purred at his throat. “What do you see? Tell me.”
“I-I see…” you started, and you shuffled a bit to get your panties off completely. Erik balled them up in his fist and slipped them into the front pocket of his jeans, and your whole body pulsed and throbbed. “Am I gettin’ those back?”
“Debatable,” Erik said swiftly, and he let go of your jaw to land a not-exactly gentle hit on your cheek before grabbing your face once more. “Eyes on the prize, sweetheart, tell me what you’re lookin’ at.”
“You,” you choked out.
“Oh yeah?” he mused. “What am I doing?”
The skin-to-skin contact of his rough fingers with your clit made you think you would cum from that alone. His middle fingers circled your bud, putting the perfect amount of pressure to have your legs shake, and you keened high in your throat, squirming to press your back fully against his front. You could feel his heartbeat against your shoulder blade, dampened through your clothes but still quick, fast— he was excited, nervous, on-the-edge-of-his-seat, like you, and then you remembered the secret he had told you. He had never had sex with his piercing before. He was probably as wigged out of his mind about it as you were. “Touchin’ me,” you gasped. “Touching my clit, making me feel so good.”
“Good girl,” he whispered. His hand on your jaw slunk down, repositioning to grip your throat, and you watched his face tense as he faltered. “If I do something you don’t like, please tell me. Don’t be quiet just ‘cause I like it, okay? I wanna get my rocks off, sure, but, at the end of the day, I’m only satisfied if you are. So, if I’m too rough or say something weird or you wanna do something else, just say the word and I’ll do it.”
“You’re okay,” you assured him. “I’ve, umm… Never done anything like this before.”
His hands jumped away from your body like your skin had burned him. “Like what?” he asked. “‘Like this’, what is ‘this’?”
The ceasing of his rubbings on your clit made you sigh, and the shaking in your legs got worse. “The-the slapping,” you started, but a genuine laugh bubbled from your chest. “Looking in the mirror, choking, all of that, it’s new for me.”
“Fuck, I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I-I just assumed, that’s totally on me.”
“I never told you to stop,” you offered lightly, raising your eyes to look at him in the mirror. “I never said I didn’t like it. I mean, if you hadn’t stopped rubbing my clit, I probably would’ve cum.”
Those big blue eyes of his blinked once with surprise, and he said, “Fuck. You were that close?” With your nod, Erik laughed. “Damn. Shame on me, sweetheart.”
“I do think that I want you to fuck me from the front,” you told him, easily turning to face him. “I mean, I can’t very well watch your cock sink into me if you’re fucking me from the back, can I?”
“Where have you been all my life?” Erik asked, all breathy like he couldn’t believe what you were saying to him, and you smiled. Your minds seemed to think the same thing at the same time, because his hands went under your ass to help you as you perched on the edge of the counter, opening your legs for him to see all the slick and wet he had left you with. His chest heaved as he drank in the sight of your pussy, his hands skimming up your thighs, and you reached out to grab at his belt buckle, undoing it with much more deft fingers than you were used to having. He let you get as far as pulling down his zipper before he dug his blunt nails into your soft skin, making that growling purr again.
“I just need a taste of you,” he told you, and before your brain could catch up with what he meant, he was getting down on his knees and he was getting to work, licking a broad, fat stripe up your glistening cunt. The wet warmth of his tongue made a broken moan rip from your mouth, and your head tilted back as he landed a messy kiss on your hole, throbbing and clenching around nothing. “Just like I thought, sweetheart: sweet as candy. I oughta start calling you sugar, huh?”
He shifted, standing back to his full height, and the fire in your veins grew hotter at the sight of his mouth, shining in the light with your wet. You reached out for him and drew him into a messy kiss, and you let out your first true, full-chested moan of the night as you let yourself sink fully into him, into his smell and taste and energy, and Erik’s hips bucked forward. “Fuck,” he hissed, and drew in a tight breath. “I knew it was sensitive, they told me it would be, but fuck me, that’s intense.”
“What is?” you asked, chasing him back into another kiss.
“My stupid dick,” Erik chuckled against your mouth. “Rubbing against my pants, it’s, like, holy shit. You’d think I’d never had my dick touched before, the way it feels.”
You resumed the job that you had abandoned before as you kissed him, and his hands joined you to help tug down his jeans just enough to shove down the band of his boxers, his belt buckle jingling as it moved. He had a nice dick, decently long and deliciously thick— now you understood what his whole “stretching you out” thing was about, because oh my God— but you couldn’t focus on the whole thing for too long. Extending from his beautiful rosy tip was the silver metal ball, indicative of the end of a piercing, and your stomach pitched. That was going inside of you, and you had never thought something could be so arousing. Quickly, before he could push your hand away, you wrapped your fingers around his length, pulling on his bottom lip with your teeth as you stroked his cock.
His cock jumped in your hand as he groaned, his eyebrows furrowing with the pleasure of it. “Fuck,” he gasped. “Holy shit, sweetheart, I think you’re gonna kill me if you make me wait any longer.”
“We wouldn't want that,” you told him. You shuffled a bit, opening your legs wider for him, and his strong hands angled your legs to wrap around his waist. He was quick, obviously rather skilled with it, as he grasped his cock and guided it to your hole, pressing just the smallest bit in before he raised his eyes up to meet yours. A shiver ran down your back at the eye contact, and he seemed to notice the effect he had on you, because he put a hand on your face, keeping you from moving.
“If it hurts,” he started. “Don’t tell me. Just scream for me.”
Your breaths timed in tandem as he bullied his way inside you, going slowly to savor your tight resistance, and you gasped. His dick felt so good inside you, that funny little electrical charge working overtime with every bit he gave you, but the hard ball of the piercing in you nearly made tears fall. Not because it hurt— it didn’t; it was noticeable, of course, but you couldn’t pinpoint exactly why it felt so damn good, it just did. His cock was stiff and hard and hot, heated steel under warm velvet, and you cried out a wrecked little noise as he bottomed out, his thick balls nestled against your ass.
Thankfully, you somehow managed to keep your head on straight and look at his face, and you saw a man possessed. His cheeks pink, his spit-slick rosebud mouth open, eyes squeezed shut and eyebrows pitched, messy hair falling over his forehead. God, the man was in heaven inside you, and his moan came as he opened his eyes. “Fuck,” he laughed. “Look at that— fits like a glove. A really tight, really… Really warm, super wet… Glove— Fuck.” He abandoned the joke almost immediately, instead moving to pull his hips back, his eyes greedily taking in the sight of himself. You watched as well, seeing his softest skin all slick and shiny with your wetness, and he pulled himself out fully, watching as your hole throbbed in his absence.
“God,” you whined, a pit opening in your stomach. “Erik, baby, put it back in, please.”
“I like the way you say my name,” he told you. “You say it like… I don’t know. Like you love the way it tastes.”
“I do,” you told him. Your chest heaved as you waited for him to take pity on you, and he quickly shoved your shirt up your chest, exposing your tits and the pushup bra you had worn, and he gave a wolfish grin.
“Good,” he said. “I’m so glad. Now, sweetheart, you said you wanted my cock back inside you?”
“Yes!” you yelped. He leaned down and kissed the swell of your tits as you writhed, and you added, “Please, Erik, please, put your cock inside me again, I feel so empty without you in my pussy.”
“Such a filthy fuckin’ mouth,” Erik smiled, and he shook his head. “Nah, Bobby wouldn’t have been able to handle you, you would’ve knocked him out, you’re too much for him.”
“Y’know,” you started. “I came here tonight to see Bobby. My friend always jokes that he’s my boyfriend.”
Erik’s eyebrows furrowed, this time in confusion. “Have you fucked him?” he asked with narrowed eyes.
“No,” you told him quickly. “Just— I don’t know. Had a little crush on him, that’s all. It’s those blue eyes, makes it hard to keep a girl away. Same as you, actually.”
“Past tense ‘had’ a crush on baby brother,” Erik repeated. “Not present tense?”
“Not as of… About half an hour ago,” you told him. “Found another somebody to focus on.”
“Someone caught your attention over Bobby?” Erik laughed. “Whoever that guy is, he is one lucky bastard. I bet you’d let him lick your pussy, wouldn’t you?” He rolled his eyes at his own joke, and you giggled softly.
“I’d even let him fuck me in this gross-ass bar bathroom,” you said. “If only he would shut his stupid mouth and put his dick back inside me.”
Erik made a big show of closing his mouth, looking a little like a gaping fish, and you held back a snort of laughter. This time, you watched him, slapping your pussy with the head of his cock a few times, hearing the wet sound echo around the bathroom, and his dick twitched as he ran his thumb across his sensitive head, smearing his pearly pre-cum around. “Jesus,” he gasped. “Gotta quit doing that, s’gonna make me bust before I’ve even really fucked you.”
You watched as he situated his pierced head back at your entrance, and you felt like all the breath in your chest got knocked out in one punch as he pushed inside, a little quicker and rougher than before. He didn’t waste time to start up a rhythm, wrinkling his nose as he gripped your hips and fucked you, and your arms circled around his neck, hiding in his shoulder and attempting to muffle your noises. It wasn’t quiet exactly in the bathroom, the music from the bar proper still very clearly audible, the walls still sorta rattling with the heavy bass, and you weren’t worried that anyone out there would hear you, but you were also hesitant to risk it. “D-Does anyone know?” you stammered.
“Know what?” Erik asked. His belt rattled again as he snapped his hips forward into you, and you let out a wrecked moan into the dip of his neck.
“That we’re in here together,” you said. “Th-That you’re fucking me within an inch of my life.”
“I don’t think so,” Erik said. “Told Bobby I was heading back here, then was gonna split, but I don’t know if he saw you come back, so who knows what he knows. Why, are you worried your little boyfriend is gonna get jealous?”
“No,” you told him with a shaky voice. He was so close to that spot inside you with every drag of his cock, and you could almost taste the incoming pop of electricity that would snap on your tongue when he did.
“You want people to know I’m fucking you back here?” Erik asked. “Let the whole damn bar know that a pretty thing like you would let someone like me violate you? Damn, girl, you might be kinkier than me.”
“Not likely,” you countered. “I mean, who here has the pierced genitals?”
“Fair point,” Erik said. “Ya like it?”
“I might never go back to regular dicks after this,” you chuckled, and Erik nodded in satisfaction. “But I don’t know if it’s the piercing, or if you’re just an absolute godlike fuck, even without that thing.”
“Mix of both?” Erik offered. “I’m sure my sparkling personality has something to do with it too.”
Before you could think of a snappy comeback, he fucked into you, and that electricity popped in your mouth as white flashed in your vision. “Fuck!” you squealed, tangling your fingers in his hair. “Erik, oh my God!”
“Right there?” he asked, and you nodded quickly. His grip on your waist tightened, and you could almost feel the capillaries bursting under your skin to bruise up all tender by tomorrow morning as he fucked into that spot once more. Your whole body jostled with the feeling, and you squeezed your thighs hard around his body, urging him on. He was quick with it now, hammering into you and forcing out uh-uh-uh! moans from you, and you dug your fingernails into his scalp. He wasn’t quiet either, hissing in tight breaths and groaning as you throbbed around him, and a properly loud moan tumbled from his lips when your mouth attached to his neck, sucking at the sensitive pulse point. “Fuck, you gonna mark me up?” he panted, and you looked up at his face. His forehead under his hair was shiny with sweat, his eyes blown way the fuck out, lips bitten all red and raw— he was just about the most handsome guy you’d ever seen.
“S’that so bad?” you asked, leaning back and biting at a different part of his skin. You intended to leave many bruises, in as many places as possible, and one of his strong hands lifted from your hip to cradle your head against his neck. Your tongue soothed the sting of your bites, and you could feel his throat and chest rumble as he pitched his head towards the ceiling and moaned.
“Not at all,” he whispered. “‘Specially if you leave your pretty lipstick all over my neck.”
“Wanna leave it everywhere,” you told him. That telltale knot was tightening at the bottom of your tummy, and, based on his shaky breathing and the slow increase in volume, he didn’t have much longer left either. “E, baby,” you whispered, and he touched his forehead to yours, stealing a kiss to your mouth. “Wanna see us. Turn me around.”
The brief few seconds where he pulled out of you felt like torture, but he guided you off the counter and around, back in the position you started with. You steadied yourself on your hands, and hardly had time to even think again before he was back inside you, anchoring on your hips. It was louder now too, the hits of his skin on yours coming faster with the angle shift, and his dick (and the associated piercing) rubbed against your tender spot with every single thrust. Your legs felt like jelly and you dug your nails into the countertop as you looked up to the mirror, and you jumped with shock.
Who the absolute fuck were you looking at? By all accounts, the girl in the mirror was you— she had your eyes, your pretty face, the same outfit you wore. But her eyes were blown wide like she was rolling, her lipstick smeared across her face with her mascara gathered and running under her eyes. Her fingers moved when yours did, her chest heaved when yours did, she even moaned when you did. This was you; or, at least, this is what Erik did to you. You didn’t hate the fucked-out look on yourself.
You cast your gaze to Erik in the mirror and found him studying your reflection as well, his bottom lip firmly between his teeth. He had pulled his shirt up with the position change, and your mouth watered at the collection of tattoos on his chest and stomach, the focal point being the large, dark skull in the middle of his torso. His stomach tensed and flexed as he fucked you, and you only managed to catch a momentary silver glint of nipple rings (what the fuck was with this guy?) before the knot in your stomach began to loosen, threatening the last shreds of your sanity.
“Erik!” you squealed. Skillfully, he molded his front to your back and placed his arms over top of yours, threading your fingers together as he bit at your shoulder.
“You gonna cum?” he asked, and you sobbed as his rhythm changed, from quick and hurried, to one hard slam after the other, a decidedly slower flow but all the more serving to get you to your end. “You gonna scream when you cream all over my cock?”
“Yes!” you cried. “Fuck, I’m so close, E, please!”
“Aw, you poor thing,” he said, all condescending once more. “Little sweetheart, can’t take it anymore, huh?” One of his hands started to inch away from yours, and you knew exactly what he was on his way to do.
You weren’t sure if his rough fingers actually made contact with your clit when you came. True to your word, you sobbed and moaned through your climax, drawn from so deep within your chest that it almost hurt, your head dropping forward as your whole body shook in the aftermath of the absolute assault on your nervous system. Erik’s strength was on full show now, because he used the little bit of it that he still had harnessed to keep you upright, his arm around your waist as he roughly buried himself up to the hilt in you, and it didn’t take long for you to feel the warmth of his cum inside you. You hadn’t even thought about a condom until right that second, when it was decidedly too late for one.
And then it was quiet. Not completely, of course; his breathing was rattly and hard from exertion, and you were sniffling and whimpering, but it was much less noise than it had previously been. He cleared his throat and sniffed, and he carefully stood back to his full height with a sigh. “Goddamn…” he whispered. “You alright, sweetheart?”
“M’good,” you whispered. “Just… Holy shit.”
Erik chuckled raspily. “I know,” he said. “Think you can stand, or do you need me to hold onto ya?”
“I can stand,” you assured him, and he slowly withdrew from you, earning himself one last, pathetic moan as his piercing rubbed against the spot inside you that felt raw and ultra-sensitive. The emptiness inside you was a strange feeling that you weren’t used to, and you tried to even out your breathing as he reached around you, grabbing at the stack of paper towels next to the sink. Before you really knew what was happening, he was on you again, turning you and lifting you back onto the counter, and you started, “Erik, I can’t, not again, give me a minute before—”
He shushed you, soft and gentle. “Not what I’m doing, sweetheart,” he told you, lifting your head up to look at him with a finger under your chin. He ran the tap against a few of the paper towels, soaking them with cold water, and he carefully wiped at your cheeks, trying to cool you down and help you settle. “There you go, that’s good, we’re calming down, we’re okay. What’s the shaking for? You alright, is it just the adrenaline? Or is something wrong?”
You hadn’t even noticed the quivering that had started in your hands until he said something, and you frowned. “I’m alright,” you whispered. “Just… Oh my God.”
He gave you a lopsided smile, then went to wipe down the sides of your mouth, cleaning up your makeup. “I know,” he said. “That was… I’ve never been like that before. I don’t know what happened to me. S’like I got inside you and, like, Hulked out or something. That was super fucked up, I’m sorry you had to see that.”
You couldn’t help your laughter. “See that?” you repeated. “Erik, I’m the one you were fucking, I lived through that. Don’t know if I’ll be able to walk tomorrow, let alone out of here tonight.”
Erik pouted at you. “Poor little princess,” he joked. “Need your prince to carry you into your Uber home?”
“I don’t need saving,” you smiled. “But I might need your number.”
Erik shared your smile, and he swooped in to land a kiss on your mouth. “See? I told you; we let cute girls touch our tattoos, and we get their numbers.”
When you woke up the next morning, in your own apartment, Anna already puking her hungover guts out in the bathroom, the first thing you thought about was Erik. You both managed to escape the bathroom unnoticed, even if you were walking like you had just ridden a bike across the country nonstop, and you found Anna out front, sharing a cigarette with some frat-dude-looking motherfucker. She hadn’t seen you and Erik together, so she didn’t try to pry into what you had been doing, but you caught Bobby’s eye, and he absolutely knew. Erik went back to his seat at the end of the bar, and you heard him ask his brother for a shot of tequila, and Bobby asked about what had happened just then, but Anna was whisking you away before you heard Erik’s response. It didn’t occur to you until you were already in the Uber home with a much-more-drunk-than-you Anna that you didn’t actually give Erik your phone number, and you could have hit yourself. How stupid did you have to be? Dude fucks you dumb and cums inside you, and you don’t even get his fucking number? What a fail.
Your whole body was sore and raw as you shifted in bed, grabbing at your phone tangled in your blankets. It was on 2% battery, having been forgotten the moment you got home, but it wasn’t the battery percentage that you were focused on. You had two texts, both about an hour old and from the same unsaved phone number, a local area code. The first text was a payment to you for $50, and the second said I’m an idiot. Get some breakfast and a Plan B. Take care of yourself. :)
Just as you were unlocking your phone to text Erik back, asking how exactly he got your phone number (probably Bobby), your phone vibrated with a third text; you could envision, for the past hour, him pacing around and debating whether to text you again. You had certainly done it before, and then promptly thrown your phone across the room when you finally hit send. So when will I get to see you again?
You hit the call button, and the phone trilled for just a few seconds before the call picked up. Erik’s raspy voice, half-morning voice and half an obvious hangover from time spent at the bar after you left, said your name, as sweet as honey, like the first time he said it, but it wasn’t a question, like he was surprised you called. No, he was even and prepared, calm, cool, and collected. The memory of him last night, eyes blown out like he was on molly and his hair in his face, flashed in your mind’s eye, such a contrast from him right now, and you smiled. “If I sent you my address, would you come pick me up?” you asked. “We can get breakfast together, and you can see me again.”
“Only if you also wanna see me,” Erik said.
You could hear his smile from across the phone, and it made you smile even wider, like some lovesick teenager. “I would love nothing more.”

#erik campbell#erik campbell x reader#erik campbell smut#erik campbell x you#final destination bloodlines#richard harmon#i uh don't look at me i'm blushing#if i missed any tags or like the format is fucked up lmk plsnthx#missed yall! love yall!
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it's finally done, and it's probably the gooiest garbage i'll ever make.
credit to my new buddy @i-love-tdp-if-you-can-tell for doing almost all the characters' flat colors!! i am so so so infinitely thankful to them bc otherwise none of the other efforts of making this would have happened. between the lineart, backgrounds, shading, and touch-ups, these five pages have taken years off numerous braincells' lifespans, and without their help, may have annihilated my entire brain capacity.
if you like, please reblog! we put in a Lot of time and effort into this!
you would think that between last time (one other event) i tried comic-ing and now, i would've learned to not handwrite the text, but alas...
thank you for answering my plead for help, sky! and for managing to work around my design inconsistencies and sketchy lineart <3 ik you said you didn't need anything, but if you ever decide you want an art, hit me up any time :)
and to the tdp fandom, whoops… sorry for all the requests rotting in my inbox. it was a fun september and a fun six years of lurking, but alas i think i will be bailing for the moment. maybe you'll see me around.
#tdp#the dragon prince#the dragon prince fanart#tdp fanart#soren tdp#tdp soren#corvus tdp#tdp corvus#sorvus#that's a technically--implied-#lychee's trash art#you guys likely will not be seeing tdp art from me for a hot minute#so please enjoy my offerings#btw the costume details are hell#also corvus' old design was vastly superior#there i said it i'm a hater of arc 2 corvus design#the struggles of the designs i want to draw versus aligning to canon#to be clear that's just arc 1 corvus & clean shaven arc 2 soren LOL#sorry i'm also a hater of soren's facial hair#off topic i really would like 2025 to be my return to ao3 so might see less lychee art#finding that it's easier to pop out a doc and write fic between lectures#sort of thinking to start pulling up on yt too but who knows#you can probably tell the parts where i gave up lol sorry it's a bit scuffed#i'm really tired my eye has been twitching all day#a lot of the details are a bit scuffed and the shading's sorta lazy but#there's a lot of art here okay </333
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MOUTHWASHING!!!
Had to draw best girl and worst boy
#art#drawing#sketchy garbage#drawings#traditional art#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing
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A Temporary Shipwreck
Our luck was just garbage lately. First the client for our latest delivery wasn’t on time to pick up their order, then once we were finally ready to take off, the exceptionally dense asteroid field had shifted to the point where our word-of-mouth map wasn’t accurate anymore. And then, as we tried to maneuver through the mess, some local jerk in a sporty cruiser sideswiped us and never looked back.
Good news: our shields did their job and prevented any damage.
Bad news: that asteroid field was full of junk, including the remains of something mechanical that turned out to be a broken gravity generator. Our little yellow ship got stuck to the side of the scrap heap like a lemon on a pile of compacted cars. At least Kavlae got the solar sails folded in time.
So, there we were, with no other ships in sight. Our own ship’s gravity tech was enough to counteract the pull coming from this thing, so nobody was falling down in the hallways, but escape velocity was going to be a problem. Mimi came up from the engine room to study the readings on the scrap heap, and he didn’t like the odds of igniting something with our thrusters. He also wasn’t wild about the idea of getting up close and personal in a space suit to try turning the generator off. Everything was unstable out there.
Captain Sunlight decided we would send out a distress signal before trying anything rash. The disagreeable client we’d met earlier (by docking ship-to-ship, not landing anywhere sketchy) was long gone, and there weren’t any official civilization centers nearby. But we’d seen other ships on the way here, not to mention the terrible driver who hit us, so surely someone else would be along who could help out.
The captain muttered about raiders in a way that suggested she didn’t want to worry the rest of us, then she shooed everyone away from hanging around the cockpit, and told us to find something else to do.
I did some muttering of my own, mostly about the driving skills of whoever had been at the helm of the cruiser. Maybe all the non-asteroids in this asteroid field were because of drunk drivers. I had no idea if the locals went in for that kind of intoxicants, but it seemed possible.
I thought of something else to do, and headed for the cargo bay. That client who was late earlier had also refused part of the shipment we were supposed to give them. Thankfully they’d paid the whole price for the delivery service, but it was an unpleasant interaction all around. Yes, today has just been a delight from the start. Anyways, they’d left us with a box of food that no one was excited about. I heaved it off the floor and took it to the kitchen where Eggskin was chopping roots on a counter.
I set the box down by their feet. “Ta-dah.”
Eggskin gave it a look. “Oh my,” they said, putting aside the food prep. They dried their scaly yellow-green hands on a cloth, folded it fastidiously, then opened the box and removed one can of many. “There certainly is a lot of it.”
“Is it the kind you thought it was?” I asked, picking up another can. The trade-language label declared it to be the highest quality gelatinized food-flesh that money could buy. With extra sodium. Yummy.
“I’m afraid so,” Eggskin said, digging through the box in hopes of finding something else at the bottom. “This is edible by all species onboard, but I can’t promise anyone will enjoy it. Plus I’ll have to put extra attention to balancing the crew’s sodium intake at significant portions.”
“At least it lasts a long time,” I said, finding the expiration date. I was pretty sure I knew which standard time system it was referencing.
Eggskin reached the bottom, then arranged the cans back into tidy columns. “I’m not surprised someone didn’t want this. It wouldn’t be difficult to over-order.”
The ship’s intercom chimed. Captain Sunlight said, “Will Zhee, Trrili, and Coals kindly join us in the cockpit? I’d like a consultation about translations and what may be a Mesmer vessel.”
I wasn’t a Mesmer or a translator, but I was curious, and Eggskin was cocking a browridge at me like they knew that.
“Go ahead,” said the cook/medic, turning back to the roots on the counter, with a detour to wash any box germs off their hands first. “Just shove that into a corner, will you?” They pointed their tail at the meat products.
“Sure thing.” I moved it to an out-of-the-way spot, then hurried toward the cockpit. I heard Zhee’s bug feet clicking down the hall ahead of me.
When I arrived, I found Trrili lurking in the hallway, a collection of shiny black-and-red exoskeletoned limbs that didn’t fit comfortably in the cockpit when anyone else was there. She didn’t acknowledge me, but she definitely saw me with her range of vision. She politely folded a pincher arm so I could peek into the room.
Zhee was there, shiny purple and taking up an awkward amount of space. I didn’t even see Coals at first because he was on the opposite end of the size scale: short and stocky and standing on the other side of Kavlae’s pilot chair. Brick-red scales were barely visible over her sleeve as she adjusted the focus on one of the screens, flapping her frills in what looked like concern.
Wio was in the other seat, her tentacles fiddling with the controls, with Captain Sunlight standing in between, but all the rest of my attention moved to the spaceship shown onscreen. It was electric blue and exceptionally glittery.
The captain gestured with a yellow-scaled hand and said, “You can see why I thought of Mesmer construction.”
Zhee flicked an antenna. “It is stylish, for certain, but not shaped like a Mesmer vessel.”
Trrili agreed. “I’ve never seen one formed like that before. Perhaps the ship-builders were impressed by the awe-inspiring coloration schemes of all things Mesmer, but no, that is not one of ours.”
I honestly didn’t know how they could tell. Spaceship design was not my specialty. It looked like a normal enough shape to me: pointy in front and all that. And it sure did sparkle. But our friends the bug aliens weren’t the only ones who liked that kind of paint job.
Captain Sunlight nodded her lizardy head. “That’s a good sign, then. The raiders I was told to watch for are definitely Mesmer. An insult to the species at large, I’m sure.”
Both Trrili and Zhee angled their antennae in a way that looked like they agreed.
The captain continued. “Before we contact them, I have a question about the ship’s name. Can either of you shed some light on that?” She looked at Trrili and Coals, the translation experts, as she had Wio bring it up on the smaller screen.
Trrili hissed quietly, seeming thoughtful.
Coals said, “The lettering is regular enough, but I’ve got to admit the spelling is a little odd for Doorway. Maybe it’s a different trade language using the wrong symbols…”
Trrili said, “Or yet another made-up sound, here to annoy us.”
Coals nodded. “Or that.”
I studied the words on the small screen while the glittery ship coasted along on the big one. They didn’t look like anything at first, then I sounded them out. Phonetically, they were very similar to the Doorway words for ‘your’ and ‘mother.’ I burst out laughing. “Does that say ‘Yer Mama’??”
The rest of the crew stared at me with alien eyes. Captain Sunlight asked, “Is that a significant phrase?”
“Sort of,” I said, catching my breath. “Call it a friendly insult. A funny thing to name a spaceship.”
Wio said, “Either way, they’re probably not raiders. Should we contact them before they leave? They don’t seem to have spotted us over here.” She waved a tentacle at the big screen, where the ship was maneuvering around a different junk heap.
As I watched, they launched a long cable with something on the end, which caught on the scraps. Then they began reeling in what looked like an inert warp drive, and I laughed again. “They’re fishing! That’s why the ship is glittery; it’s a bass boat in space! Please contact them; I have to see if they have the accent I expect.”
At the captain’s nod, Kavlae sent the message in their direction. The ship finished reeling in its catch. Then it turned and headed toward us.
A human face appeared onscreen. “Hey, y’all need a hand?”
I grinned and waved from behind the captain while she politely explained the situation. Two other humans who looked much like the first in an extended-family sort of way peered over the speaker’s shoulder.
In no time flat, the glittery spaceboat was all set up to tow us out of the miniature gravity well, with their fishing hook held by our ship’s grabbing arm. Wio made sure it was properly in place while Mimi appeared out of nowhere to keep an eye on the ship’s damage readout. The captain gave the go-ahead.
They hauled us out of there as easy as landing a minnow. And they were mighty pleased about it.
Captain Sunlight said, “Thank you! We are deeply grateful for your help.”
“No problem at all! Say, you want to land that bird and give her a once-over somewhere with atmosphere? The Island isn’t far, and you can buy us a drink in thanks.”
Some polite questioning from the captain got us a description of the local hangout: a place that had once been a mining operation, and was now a not-on-official-maps trading post. Apparently it had its own gravity generator and atmosphere, along with a force field to keep the asteroids and space junk from slamming into it from all that gravity. The way they described it made it sound like a hollow planet the size of a small town, with entrances on two sides that were kept free of debris. The air quality was, as the man said, “The best money can buy.”
That gave me an idea. Before I could speak up, Mimi told the captain that a manual inspection would in fact be a good idea, and Trrili hissed from the hallway that she would be more than enough of a deterrent to keep away any troublesome types that might be there.
That must have made it over the speakers to the other ship, because the man laughed and said, “The only troublesome types are folks just having a beer! We keep away the real problems with stories about raiders in these parts.”
Captain Sunlight kept her expression calm as she said, “Then I think we’ll take you up on the invitation. Kindly lead the way.”
I whispered to her, “Ask if they want the canned meat.”
“The what? Oh, right.” Captain Sunlight turned back to the screen. “Would you like some packaged food with that drink? We have a box of gelatinized meat in good condition we’ll be happy to give you.”
I piped up, “It’s the best money can buy!”
“Aw yeah, love that stuff!” the man said. “Sure thing! C’mon and we’ll lead you over to the Island.”
We followed the glittery fishing boat through space, and I called Eggskin in to give everyone a rundown on what kind of human drinks they should politely decline.
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These are the ongoing backstory adventures of the main character from this book.
Shared early on Patreon! There’s even a free tier to get them on the same day as the rest of the world.
The sequel novel is in progress (and will include characters from these stories. I hadn’t thought all of them up when I wrote the first book, but they’re too much fun to leave out of the second).
#my writing#The Token Human#humans are weird#haso#hfy#eiad#humans are space orcs#science fiction#short stories#writeblr#writblr
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can I have something with Stan in his scamming era? (where he founded Stan Co. Enterprises) 🙏🙏 begging you because damn that man looked so hot here
💸₊˚⊹ kiss me, i’m not buying 𖦹.ᡣ𐭩˚ salesman!Stan Pines x reader
a/n: here it is! ugh, the grip this man has on me. i didn’t know whether to make this smut or sfw (believe me, i debated it for way too long), so i went the sfw route this time, but i’d be more than happy to write something spicier for salesman!Stan if y’all are interested !!



you're standing in the middle of a sketchy flea market just off the highway and honestly it’s not exactly where you’d pictured spending your saturday afternoon, wandering through the rows of mismatched booths, scanning piles of junk that no sane person could ever need.
it's hot, too sticky, gross. your shirt clings to your back and you're already regretting stopping here.
but just as you’re about to leave, your eyes land on him. a man in a teal shirt with a collar so wide it’s begging for attention, leaving his chest hair on display that he’s clearly proud of, along with a chunky gold chain around his neck. his suitcase has clearly seen better days, but what sets him apart from the crowd is his wide smile, like he’s about to either sell you a miracle or steal your last dime.
of course, you’d seen him around, not in person, but in loud, greasy ads on TV where he was always shouting, waving some half-broken thing, performing like it was gold, spitting promises about "how much you could make!" with a grin that could sell you your own reflection and make you think you needed to buy it.
and just because you’re lucky, he clocks you immediately. his eyes light up, oh a jackpot, Stan thinks. and before you can even pretend to be invisible, he’s striding over like he’s just found a hundred-dollar bill lying on the sidewalk. the suitcase bounces in his grip with each step and you’re already brainstorming ways to politely eject yourself from this situation.
"hey there, sweetie!" he talks warmly, kindly, so charismatic as if he’s known you forever and isn’t trying to scam you out of your wallet. “lookin’ for the deal of the century? 'cause I got it right here.”
who even talks like that? your first thought is to walk away, but he doesn’t wait for your reply, flipping open his battered suitcase with a dramatic fwoosh, inside is a chaotic mess of. . . you don’t even know how to call it, whatever the hell this is.
garbage. actual garbage.
“behold!” Stan announces, plucking out what looks like a glorified spatula, holding it up like it’s excalibur. “the ‘multi-purpose super-scraper deluxe!’ clears snow, scrapes gum, defends yer honor in a bar fight! this baby does it all.”
you blink, thinking, processing. then blink again. there’s no fucking way this man is serious.
“uh,” you squint at him, trying to keep a straight face. “why. . . would I need that?”
Stan gasps like you just insulted his mother. “why wouldn’t ya? c’mon, sweetheart, yer too smart not to see the potential here! no more sticky messes, no more snowed-in mornings! and if some jerk at the bar gives ya trouble,” he mimics an exaggerated swing with the scraper, accompanied by sound effects. “you clock ‘em with the handle. it’s genius!”
your lips twitch, fighting not to curve into a grin. he’s ridiculous. his whole speech is absurd, but goddamn if it isn’t entertaining. he’s so into it, so unabashedly shameless, that you can’t help but laugh.
noticing your reaction, which he honestly expected, Stan leans closer, lowering his voice like he’s about to tell you some big, mind breaking secret. “tell ya what, baby. normally, this masterpiece’d run ya twenty bucks. but for you,” he winks. "fifteen! and maybe somethin’ else.”
your brow arches. “somethin’ else? like what?”
Stan rubs the back of his neck, pretending to be some shy, harmless guy who’s definitely not scamming you. “aw, nothin’ much. just a teensy lil kiss on the cheek, y’know, for good luck. gotta keep the ol’ sales streak alive!”
you freeze for a beat, caught off guard by his audacity and you hesitate. not because you’re scared, he’s too goofy to be threatening, but because you’re trying to figure out his angle. is he serious? does he actually think this will work?
but the worst part is that it works. you hate yourself for not being able to reject, and him for being so damn smiley, friendly and charismatic. his shamelessness, his outrageous speech, the sheer brazenness, it all works against you in ways you hate to admit.
“fine,” you mutter, crossing your arms. “one kiss. but only if this thing actually scrapes gum off my shoe.”
“deal!” his grin stretches impossibly wider in triumph, and you already know you’ve lost.
you lean in cautiously, heart kicking up just a little, despite your best efforts to stay calm. it’s a kiss on the cheek. nothing weird. nothing big. quick, harmless, done. but just as your lips are about to brush his skin he— he what?!
the bastard moves, turns his head at the last possible second, so instead of his cheek, your lips collide with his.
you should stop, you must pull away and slap him hard for pulling that kind of shit, but for some reason you don’t. you let him kiss you and it feels warm, too good, contrary to his nature as a cunning salesman. Stan’s hand grazes your arm, daring you to stay in the moment even as your head spins. but then realisation comes, a little common sense hits you and you jerk back with wide eyes, looking at him in shock, stunned and breathless.
pleased with himself, Stan smiles cheekily at you with smug expression, looking as if he had just committed the greatest robbery of his life.
“well, what do ya know?” he chuckles, running a finger over his lips. “good luck for both of us.”
what you don’t expect is to run into him again. weeks later, at another flea market, and then again at a diner on the highway.
the third time, Stan grins like it’s fate. “oh, ain’t this somethin’, sweetie? maybe the universe itself wants us to keep bumpin’ into each other.”
#gravity falls#x reader#gravity falls smut#gravity falls x you#gravity falls x reader#stan pines x reader#stanley pines x you#stanley pines smut#grunkle stan#stan pines x you#stan pines x oc#stan pines smut#gravity falls fanfic#gravity falls headcanons#gravity falls fanfiction
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"You glanced over at Bella who was sitting cross-legged in the passenger seat, boots caked with the mud from your hike. They quickly returned your glance, wind-tangled hair falling into their face, and the sleeves of their oversized sweater pulled past their fingers. That familiar mischievous sparkle lit their eyes, it was teasing, warm, and entirely too cute for someone who’d just spent half the afternoon making fun of you."
Warnings: Fluffy PG-13 with implied moments of consensual activities
Pairing: Bella Ramsey x Reader ("you")
Word Count: 1785 (ONE SHOT)
That morning, you and Bella had set out from the trailhead with one goal, a quiet hike, just the two of you, nothing too ambitious. The meadows were dotted with early wildflowers, the kind that looked like they belonged on postcards, and everything smelled green and alive. It was all going great—until the rain rolled in.
The drizzle wasn’t much at first, just enough to make the grass slick and the trail a little sketchy. When you reached the stile, you went first, clambering over it with wet boots and shaky dignity. You technically made it to the other side, but not for long. The second your feet hit the grass, you slipped and slid right down the little hill, arms flailing, and landed flat on your back in a glorious sprawl of mud and wounded pride.
Above you, Bella was doubled over with laughter, doing their best to get over the stile without meeting the same fate, their amusement clear in every wobbly step they took towards you.
“Oh my god, are you okay?!” Bella gasped, biting their lip to keep a straight face. “Physically, I mean. Because emotionally? You are absolutely never living that down.”
You groaned, still flat on your back. “It’s a good thing you’re gorgeous, because your sensitivity and emergency response skills are garbage.”
“You slid four feet down a hill, babe,” they grinned. “You know my sensitive side only kicks in after a distance greater than five.”
You couldn’t help but smile and roll your eyes as they helped you up, making sure to smear mud from your hands down one side of Bella’s cheek in return. They didn’t flinch but just nodded, grinning, knowing they probably deserved it. To avoid round two of the mud Olympics, you both called it early and headed back to the car, boots squishing, soaked and laughing the whole way. The weekend wasn’t going as planned, but in a weird way, that made it better.
You were back on the road again, with no real destination in mind. You hadn’t been driving long just enough for the chill to settle in and the damp to find its way into your bones. The rain had caught you both off guard, and even though you'd planned this trip for weeks, the weather clearly had other ideas. Still, the mood in the car was light. Just you, Bella, and the sound of raindrops dancing against the windows.
As you continued on down the road, the scent of wet earth and blooming honeysuckle from the darkening countryside drifted through the cracked window. Evening was approaching and as you made your way around a slight bend a cozy-looking pub popped into view. Perched on a low hill, its wooden sign swayed gently in the breeze: The Fox & Bramble.
You glanced over at Bella who was curled up cross-legged in the passenger seat, boots caked with the mud from your hike.They quickly returned your glance, wind-tangled hair falling into their face, and the sleeves of their oversized sweater pulled past their fingers. That familiar mischievous sparkle lit their eyes, it was teasing, warm, and entirely too cute for someone who’d just spent half the afternoon making fun of you.
You glanced back toward the inn, its windows glowing softly against the gray sky. "What do you think?" you asked, nodding toward it. "Warm fire, dry clothes, a good night's sleep?"
“Just try not to wipe out between here and the front door, yeah? I can only do so much to protect you from gravity.” Bella smiled.
You shot them a look, already pulling into the gravel drive. “Too late,” you said with a smirk. “I’ve already fallen for you.”
Bella let out an exaggerated groan, slumping back in the seat. “Wow. That was terrible. Like, offensively cheesy.”
You grinned, unbothered. “You love it.”
“I let it slide because you're cute,” they said, unbuckling with a smirk.
“Ah, so my charm is working on you.” You said as you stepped out into the drizzle to grab the bags from the backset.
Bella came around the car, grinning. “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. You still slid down that hill like a baby giraffe.”
“Yeah, but I kiss you like someone with excellent coordination,” you said, slipping an arm around Bella’s waist and pulling them in close.
“Fair. Gravity might win sometimes, but lucky for you, you’ve got skills where it counts.” They laughed and pressed a quick kiss on your nose.
The Fox & Bramble was even cozier inside than it looked from the road. The stone floors were worn smooth, and there was a fireplace crackling in the corner. The overwhelming scent of woodsmoke and something roasting in the kitchen hung in the air. You checked in, and tried not to laugh too hard at the innkeeper’s face when he saw your muddy clothes. You trudged up the stairs, the steps creaked under your boots, making you both giggle like kids sneaking in past curfew.
By the time you reached the top floor, your laughter had quieted into something else entirely. It was a kind of quiet charge between you. The kind that hums just under the surface and you barely made it to the room before it sparked.
The door had hardly clicked shut behind you when Bella turned, eyes burning with something far more intense than a few moments before. They pushed you back into the room with a kiss that was all heat that must have been simmering all day. The world outside faded to a distant hush. It was just mist curling along the hills and birds calling somewhere far away. But inside, you collided with that familiar rush and the urgency of being close as you stumbled toward the bed.
You both landed on the bed causing you to break apart and come back to reality. The texture of the quilt rubbed against your skin, a subtle reminder of how close you were, making it almost impossible to ignore how much you wanted Bella’s hands on you again—everywhere, all at once.
Bella leaned over you, their hair slipping forward from behind their ear to frame your faces. Their eyes were softer now, still hungry, but full of something deeper.
“You know,” Bella murmured, brushing a thumb over your cheek, “this weekend? Kinda perfect already.”
You smiled, leaning into her touch. “Even with the mud and the rain and my encounter with the hill?”
They laughed, kissing the corner of your mouth, slow and warm. “Especially with that. Honestly, I haven’t laughed that hard in weeks.”
You tugged Bella down beside you. “Glad it was such a highlight.”
“It’s not that,” they said, fidgeting with your belt loop, sending waves of warmth across your exposed skin. “It’s just... I needed this. Us. Somewhere quiet, not on a press tour, nowhere to be, just you and me and bad weather.”
Your heart started doing that soft, stupid flutter it always did when Bella got like this. “Well I’m glad you like spending time with me.”
Bella grinned. “I love spending all my time with you.” They said softly, trailing gentle kisses across your lips. “Even when you're soggy and grumpy.”
And then Bella was kissing you again, this time slower and sifter, like they wasn’t in a rush to be anywhere else, and honestly, neither were you.
Bella’s hands slid lower, confident and sure, drawing a sharp breath from you as your hips tilted instinctively toward their touch. You could feel Bella’s grin against your neck, smug and warm, right before their fingers slipped beneath the waistband of your pants, making your stomach tighten and your breath catch.
Bella had a talent for reading you, knowing exactly where to touch you. It was almost unfair. They kissed their way along your jaw, murmuring something teasing and soft that you barely caught because your brain was already turning to static thanks to their hands.
You let out a sound somewhere between a laugh and a moan, tugging her even closer. “You’re entirely too good at that,” you murmured, hands already slipping under their sweater, fingers trailing along their back until you found the spots that made them twitch and breathe just a little faster.
The pace between you built gradually, like a dance you’d both memorized and loved performing again and again. Your laughter was broken by gasps, movements urgent but still full of affection, like neither of you could get close enough.
Clothes were shed in lazy intervals, as if neither of you wanted to break the rhythm. There was nothing rushed about it, just want, and warmth, and that magnetic pull you never could resist. Bella’s hands roamed your skin like they had all the time in the world to rediscover it, and your hands did the same, soaking up every little shiver, and sigh they gave in return.
The room filled with the sound of tangled sheets and uneven breathing, the occasional whispered “fuck”, and the kind of laughter that only came when you felt completely safe with someone. And through it all, every kiss, every moan, was that feeling you’d carried since the first day you met Bella: being known, and wanted, and loved.
Soon everything peaked and you both finally let go, messy, breathless and completely wrapped up in each other, and it all slowed down in the best way. It was the kind of quiet that only comes after your body’s given everything and your brain finally catches up. You stayed close, trading soft kisses and lazy touches, neither of you in a hurry to break the spell.
Bella curled into your side, head tucked into the crook of your neck, their fingers absentmindedly tracing little shapes on your stomach. After a stretch of comfortable silence, you let out a lazy sigh. “You know,” you murmured, “you’re like… cozy chaos.”
Bella lifted their head slightly, brow raised and amused. “Cozy chaos?”
“Yeah,” you grinned slowly. “Like, one minute you’re this warm, snuggly blanket of a person until five minutes later when I’ve forgotten how to function because you’ve short-circuited my entire brain with your hands.”
Bella grinned, clearly proud. “So like a sexy tornado.”
“Exactly.”
Bella laughed and rolled over on top of you, their hair falling in your face once again. “You’re welcome,” they whispered, grinning like a menace.
You reached up and gently booped their nose. “You’re a menace in a sweater, is what you are.”
“And you love it.”
“Tragically,” you sighed with mock defeat, already wrapping your arms around them again. “Now get off me, you’re crushing my leg.”
Bella wiggled around but didn’t move. “Nope. Cozy chaos needs a nap.”
And you didn’t fight it—not even a little.
#bella ramsey#bella ramsey x reader#bella ramsey x you#bella ramsey fluff#bella ramsey fic#hbo the last of us#the last of us#fluff
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It seems incredibly weird to me that I'm seeing a lot of ppl making posts with the tone of "James Somerton's videos are all garbage bullshit because of xyz false thing he said. Anyone who watched him is an idiot and I (who never heard of him before today) would NEVER fall for such a thing" considering the whole point of Hbomberguy's video was how 90% of James' work was ripped wholesale from good, well-researched actual queer academics and writers that made great points. And also how YOU TOO could be lied to by your favorite content creators because their primary goal is always to make money, so here are some tools to better be able to identify sketchy things. Saying that anyone is a dumbass for thinking the insights he made were any good seems really discrediting to all the people he you know, stole most of his insights from.
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Ah, I saw a video on Instagram, where someone said Wang Yibo's grandmother's neighbour confessed to yizhan being together. And about Lan Quiren video of confessing about them. Your thoughts on this please. Xie xie.
Here we go again...
If I had a dollar for every ask that started out with "I saw a video on (sketchy platform)," I'd be in a yacht club with Bezos by now. 😅
Please don't believe sensationalist garbage you see on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, etc. There are so many lies being spread via these platforms, it's utterly breathtaking.
There are more and more fake AI videos every day, people making up garbage for clicks, and people unwittingly spreading misinformation due to declining levels of critical thinking and intellectual self-defense among the population at large.
Re: the Huang Ziteng thing, I already covered that a while back.
Bottom line: Anyone claiming to be an insider or close to them, anyone making claims about their lives, etc. should be more suspect to us, not less. There are countless reasons why this kind of thing should be blocked and ignored.
This is not a fandom of proofs and certainties - nor should it be. Part of being a turtle is embracing the ambiguity, enjoying being a clown, recognizing that these are real people, protecting them and treating them with respect. We should be extremely cautious of anyone who doesn't approach things from that perspective.
In my view, we should be able to look at a sentence like, "claiming to be Yibo's grandmother's neighbour" and immediately be appalled and incapable of seeing it as a candy. If we have any other reaction, self-reflection is in order. In my opinion.
PS: you only ever need to submit a question once. I will get to what I can when I can.
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