#smosh character hcs

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Love the idea/hc of Chosen and CFM being aunt and nephew or cousins or something because chosen is just a edgy 20-something who’s stuck in 2004 who’s literally the only version of himself that isn’t essentially a superhero, and CFM is either completely delusional (not neg- like literally) on a similar level but somehow about more insane shit than being the chosen one OR is quite literally a cosmic being in the shape of Shayne topp in a cheap wig

Either way it’s fucking hilarious and I love it

[heliophxle]

IAN & ANTHONY Headcanons.

Anthony

His stage makeup often involves fake blood, but one time, he used his own when he ran out. No one noticed.

Keeps a jar of grave dirt in his guitar case for “good luck.”

Writes his setlists in black eyeliner directly on his arms because paper “is for posers.”

Once ripped out his piercings onstage, leaving trails of blood that the crowd mistook for fake effects.

Sleeps with his phone on vibrate because he’s terrified of waking up to bad news.

Ian

Refuses to replace broken strings mid-set, insisting the “raw sound” of missing notes adds to the vibe.

Stays up all night listening to live bootlegs of their shows, picking apart every mistake no one else noticed.

Keeps a Polaroid of the band’s first gig taped to the back of his mirror

Carries around a tiny notebook full of riffs he thinks of at random moments but never finishes.

Wakes up at 2 a.m. most nights and writes lyrics on whatever surface he can find—receipts, walls, his own arm.

[cosmicsmosh]

Dating Spencer Agnew HCs

hi friends! here are some of my gn!reader “dating spencer agnew” headcanons :) warnings: none!

- If you’re not physically together, you’re having 3 different conversations across texts, Twitter, and Instagram.

- He makes custom memes about y’all.

- Not huge on PDA, but always has a hand on your knee or the small of your back, tracing slight circles.

- Loves it when you trace his tattoos with your finger.

- “Babe” and “honey” are pet names you both use for the other, but he prefers when you call him Spencer, as it’s the prettiest way he’s ever heard his name said aloud.

- You guys have your “show,” which you absolutely cannot watch an episode of without each other

- Saturdays are spent in bed together, your bodies wrapped around each other. Lazy, slow make out sessions are frequently dispersed throughout the day.

- Teaches you games you’ve never played before and gets really impressed when you beat him

- When you get your first victory royale in Fortnite:, “I’ve never been more attracted to you right now.”

- Uses the Chosen voice to cheer you up if you’re down.

- Sends you selfies of him whenever he’s dressed as a new character for a video.

- You like just laying on his bed while he practices his guitar and gets sheepish when he notices you filming him. You’re not going to post it, it’s just for you to look at when he’s not with you.

- Whenever he would grab a Kickstart at a convenience store, he’d always bring you your favorite snack, without even asking.

- Really likes it when you wear his clothes

- Has a picture of the two of you as his phone background

- Mentions you all the time in Smosh videos

- The first time you spent the night, he tried to cook a really fancy dinner for you, but it absolutely flopped. He was extremely reassured by you simply appreciating the effort and the big kiss you gave him, insisting you only needed his presence to be happy. You order takeout instead and stay up for hours watching movies, followed by the best sleep you’ve had as you’re wrapped in his arms.

- Enjoys being the little spoon every now and then.

- Willing to drop any and every thing for you.

- Definitely said “I love you,” first and doesn’t expect you to say it back immediately. The goofy smile that spreads across his face when you tell him you love him too and the rom com level kiss he gives you afterward makes any apprehensions you had about fully letting him in disappear.

[fyodors-husband]

I love your newest hcs! I was wondering if you could make some fyodor x shibusawa headcannons? Sfw and nsfw? If not that’s Okie Dokie! Have a good day!

thank you anon!!!

I'm so happy more people are requesting, it gives me motivation to actually write lmao

I will absolutely I am the No°1. ShibuFyo fan. It's one of my top 3 BSD ships

CW: Slight OOC, nsfw, dragon traits described, dead apple spoilers, some angst (?), fyodor is a manipulator 😔

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They definitely took some time to accept they liked each other

Was probably one sided at first

They both have a hard time showing affection, especially in public

Their PDA is litterally eye contact

When their alone they'll watch movies together, might hold hands when they do

Shibusawa puts on a Japanese movie and fyodor can barely understand it

Fyodor puts on a Russian (probably soviet) movie and shibusawa is just lost

(Fyodor strikes me as the type to like soviet cinematography)

If they end up having enough time to cook at home they'll fight over who gets to cook because they both think the others food is weird (until they try it and like it)

Shibusawas favorite thing that fyodor makes is probably beet and prune salad or syrniky (no idea how to spell it in English, it's like pancakes sort of)

Fyodors favorite thing that shibuswa makes is probably tuna onigiri or soba noodles

they like to eat in silence, maybe some music in the background

Once they get close enough they sleep in the same bed, cuddling isn't huge (when their awake)

They'll go to sleep on opposite sides of the bed and then wake up smoshed and snuggled together

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Takes alot I mean ALOT of time for them to get to this point

Like years (This is in character, if we're talking OOC maybe a few months like normal relationships)

The reaaon I say it takes years is because they both have their own belief system about it, and their bith not very trusting people

Once they finally do get to this point it's going to happen fast and slow at the same time

they genuinely fight over who tops

They end up switching who tops everytime because neither of them like being controlled by another person

The first time it's pretty basic and slow, getting used to each other and things like that

After they've done it a few times it gets rougher, as I said they fight for who tops so obviously whoever gets top os going to be cocky about it

And whoever doesn't is going to be not necessarily a brat but close to

Shibusawa is bigger than fyodor (don't attack me I'm sorry 😭)

Shibusawa has scales, definitely, mostly by his important organs and on his back

Since scales are mostly used as armour for dragons anyways

i thought I would have more for NSFW but when I try to think about it in character I don't have that many actually 😔

Sorry it's short anon, I wanted to make it as in charcter as possible and even though I LOVE shibusawa I haven't done as much of a deep dive into his character as I have others, once I do trust i will make better HC's

Thank you all for reading, likes and reblogs help if you enjoyed!

[yourinterestisnotcringe]

°•◇ Smoshblr Tag Game ◇•°

I was tagged by @smoshidiot and @smoshmonker (thx & sorry for the late reply) ♡

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1. How long have you been watching Smosh?

Since early 2006.

2. Favorite Smosh cast member(s)?

Ian, Anthony, Amanda, Spencer, Chanse, Courtney. But I love so so many :')

3. Favorite pairing?

My favorite duos rn are Ian & Anthony, Ian & Amanda, Courtney & Ian and Shayne & Courtney & Spencer. But i love many dynamics.

4. Favorite recurring character?

That's tough because I truly love many. The first one that popped into my head was Redacted though ♡. (But I miss really old ones :'))

5. Favorite Smosh video?

(Thinking only main for this one, even though it's probably meant as in general. But there's too many!) This is very tough for me lol. Answered this here but also I love: Paranormal Easy Bake Oven, Stranded, Survival Hack, Stop Copying Me (both), Axe Murderer, Mr Beast Copy Cats, Sleepwalking Disaster and My Dead Friend. 🤭😚✌️

6. First video that got you into Smosh?

The Pokémon Lip Sync video ♡

7. Favorite picture of the cast?

(current) (ish) (yes i cheated)

8. Favorite picture of your fave?

You know what? I originally had like 5 pictures on here and got frustrated because I just love too many pictures of him that i also wanted to kinda summarize stuff I love about Ian. But I gave up and will just give you 2 that regularly make me feel a lot of things (in an almost painful sort of way). Other photos also make me feel that way but I don't wanna cheat too much. So have Ian as Adam, my absolutely beloved, apple of my eye, precious himbo and ancestor of Dom Perignon (in my hc). And Ian hugging Sarah Whittle :'), because their friendship means a lot to me and that photo makes me feel warm & fuzzy.

9. What Smosh series do you want to see more of?

Let's Do This (but only with Ian as the host tbh. Ofc I'd enjoy others doing the hosting probably but I think Ian's host energy was perfect for it).

10. Dream guest on Smosh Mouth?

Ian's Mom, OGSoG

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Thank you! :)

I'm tagging: @smoshkidtv , @squig-s , @japhan2024 and @thequeerlibrarian-fandoms and everyone who wants to do this :)

[smosh-tickles]

General Smosh Tickle hcs

heyo :3 so to start out, I just decided to do some general tickle headcanons. Not character specific. I'll be typing what comes to mind :)

Anyways enjoy!!!!

Tickle fights are extremely common. Since there's so many people it can get chaotic real fast

Oh my god people get tickled all the time during Challenge Pits

Ian, Anthony, Courtney, and Shayne are the main tickle monsters of Smosh

Amanda's pretty high up there too

Whenever someone new joins the cast the others like to do a bit of an "initiation" by wrecking them

After getting to know them for a bit and if they're comfortable, of course

I like to think everyone at Smosh is sensitive to air tickles

Whenever someone loses at the game and they're all salty and mopey, they get immediately tickled in order to lighten up

Courtney and Shayne are such a dorky ler duo and it's so cute. They use tickle monster teases all the time

Most people have grown accustomed to the Smosh tickles but the "newer" ones (Angela, Chance, Arasha, and Trevor) find it soooo embarrassing

You know those videos where they react to compilations? Well imagine a video where there's a tickle moment with one of them. And that poor soul just has to watch it while dying of embarrassment

Since they are the found family ever (I know it's not actually the case but this is my stupid little tickle blog thus I make the rules) I imagine tickly kisses, whether romantic or platonic, are rather common

Platonic tickly kisses my beloved <3

Ian and Anthony get into arguments on who's the better tickler and whoever walks into the room next is going to be their test subject

Out of spite, everyone agrees it's Shayne and Courtney. Also it's funny seeing their bosses reaction

[devilsrecreation]

*appears in your askbox again* hi :3 i hope you don't mind me sending so many asks LOL

how about 2, 5, 7, 12, 25 and a few of your favourite screenshots for nduli :333

AAAAAA THE BABY OF THE FLOAT!!!!

Fav canon thing:

Literally everything about him but if I had to pick one, it’s his design. WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO BE THAT ADORABLE?!?!

What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?:

Okay so this is more about all the idiots rather than just him, but it’s “Anything you can do I can do dumber” from Smosh. It’s basically Chungu and Cheezi vs him and Tamka having a friendly competition to see who’s dumber. Goigoi joins in soon after hfhfhfg. It’d be funny if Nduli bragged about building a robot and then having Tamka go “that ain’t dumb, that’s actually kinda smart” 😭

If you want a song he would sing, then it’s “All 2 You” from HB in a really angsty AU where he, Tamka, Neema, and Wakali leave Kiburi’s float permanently and go back to Makuu. For one reason or another, Nduli ends up singing this (with Makuu and Ucheshi as backup singers) and it straight up breaks Kiburi’s heart

Personally, I prefer the first one

What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?:

Spinny I’mma be honest, we’re the fandom when it comes to him. He gets so little recognition/fanart otherwise. But I LOVED how we developed him more. In the very few moments where I see him in a fic or Deviantart….at least he exists?

Hc I have:

I actually do have a couple more headcanons for him!

—Nduli calls out bullshit a lot like Elle Woods does in Legally Blonde. The scene where Elle calls out a saleswoman is him calling out an animal’s lies for whatever reason

“Are you sure a croc tried to eat your food? You saw it happen? Well that’s impossible cuz you gotta stick your tongue out to lick that part of the carcass. And fun fact about us crocs, we can’t, well at least we didn’t learn yet. If a croc wanted to taste your food, it’d be gone by now cuz we eat our meals whole! So there!”

It’s part of the charm about being a detective.

—He used to have a crush on Ucheshi when they were kids. He’d get all tongue-tied and giggly, sometimes getting lost in his own daydreams before one of his friends had to snap him out of it and she had no idea (she still doesn’t). He obviously grew out of it over time and they’re still really sweet to each other. Ucheshi loves him like a brother

First impression of him: Acknowledging he exists, at most going “haha derpy croc go brrr”

Me now: Going “AUGNFNFGWGEHRHRURGEFSHRHTHFBD BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” everytime he talks 😭😭😭

But like can you blame me, he’s like the CUTEST croc ever

As for the screenshots, I can’t decide. They’re all good lol

[notthatalex]

Being knee deep in my [REDACTED]/ Sarah Christ fic has lost me the judgement that people do use '[REDACTED]' to yk redact names.

Just read a post about [REDACTED] being the 3rd person that will have a baby and I was so intrigued to hear that person smosh character hcs. And this appernt world they build.

It was about a real person...

[zilaphone]

💙Smoshblr December Asks Day 22💛

Who are your top 3 favourite smosh characters? (this can be one that appears very regularly like the chosen, but also a character that might just appear in single tntl bit, etc <3)

Bonus:

What are your top 3 fave sketches and/or TNTL bits? (or any other iconic bits, that come to mind)

this list is absolutely incorrect because i have recency bias + brainrot from nintendogs + I won't remember all the tntl gems, BUT

- the chosen. i hc (or maybe it's canon) that he just really loves his mom even if he's off saving the world

- hooey and beefbeef as one entity. these redneck leftists that can't drive for shit but banter like they're on snl have my heart

- sohinki's bailiff character on smosh and order. I think someone called him gangster or thug bailiff? shit rocked

BONUS!

- the entire tntl game bang with the old games cast,, but my favourites are 'you're not my real dad you're barely my real mom' and the delivery of 'you know how expensive a Skecher is? THIRTY FOUR DOLLARS!'

- okay I need a separate one for this. this is still from the above game bang BUT I need to stress how funny this is: at timestamp 22:13 Boze comes out and starts singing a version of imagine by John Lennon. it's the funniest thing I've ever watched, I sing it to this day, and I NEED you to watch it

- every tntl version of some part of world history. I'm partial to selina's

[notthatalex]

Actually, same because my head canon is that most characters played by the same person are actually related (with some exceptions). Because I think the thought is super fun.

Same day I will make a big smosh chara (hc) relationship/family chart!!

also bri and dominic feel like cousins or siblings to me

my little smosh brain trying to relate brianna and dominic in some way

[rotteneldritchhorror]

OK SO THANK YOU FOR STEALING MY HC, YOU CAN HAVE THEM

I think the chosen knew he was trans like very young and immediately fell into like toxic masculinity as a way to deal with a transphobic environment. He definitely internalized wayyy more than he externalized, but still, was a bit of shit. But also very young. And over time it got better, but especially the internalized part lingers longer.

And you got this interesting situation where he is a trans guy, but also has 14-year-old cis boy toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia for liking guys and being gay. But like he is a trans guy.

But he slowly grows and fights himself out of it (in my mind augustus plays a huge part in this, he also has problems but different)

And they both end up gender abolitionist and based.

(also autism but I will stop now, this is already so ahhh)

You’re so right and correct

Gender abolitionist chosen and Augustus is not something I really ever thought of but that’s absolutely genius and I’m stealing that too (I mean— I already hc that chosen uses xenogenders cause his gender is literally wolves, werewolves, games he likes, and the matrix movies— so gender abolitionist isn’t too far of a stretch for him lol)

I’ve decided to split my chosen headcanons between our universes Chosen and the BAF legacy universes chosen, BAF legacy chosen is trans to me, so tbh— I’m stealing most of that too to apply to him lol (bar the Augustus stuff probably? But I do think him and Augustus have had a lot of weird talks about gender /pos and they’ve probably caused a lot of identity crises and realisations, mostly through CFM explaining it to chosen and then chosen explaining it to Augustus like it’s something he already knew lol)

Also yes… super mega autism. It wasn’t intentional, but somehow Shayne Topp, a supposedly neurotypical (or at least allistic) man, created one of the most autistic characters in existence.

He stays in the same clothes cause they’re comfortable and it’s his favourite shirt that he’s probably had for at least a decade, he’s so intensely hyperfixated on shit, he probably has the entirety of all of the matrix movies memorised entirely off by heart , he knows way too much about swords and katanas, he speaks weirdly that was definitely just cause he doesn’t know how to talk to people and masks by talking like people do in movies he likes— he’s also quite monotone? And talks about not feeling many emotions (which is like- obviously a lie, but there’s probably a little truth about not having much introspection and people thinking he’s emotionaless because he’s monotoned)

[rotteneldritchhorror]

John D. Bad is so hardcore besties with Augustus, but they also hate each other in a way.

Also they both work at gamestop and that's how they know each other.

The Chosen actually also worked at gamestop before (mentioned it in trails of the Chosen, so this isn't even a hc), but I think he got fired. I need my fave NEET boy to stay a NEET

Also I fully agree that The Chosen doesn't really like John. He tolerates him mostly for Augustus. John on the other hand wants The Chosen to like him so fucking bad. Which also makes him jealous of Augustus because him and The Chosen get along so much better and he can't figure out what he is doing wrong.

My JDB hc/thoughts.

Oh 1000% agree, John fucking LOVES chosen, he thinks he’s so fucking cool (and hot probably-) and he wants to be his friend (and maybe boyfriend or at least duck buddy— he’s begging here) so fucking bad, he’s tried everything and chosen just resigns him to “the guy I talk about katanas with”

John is so fucking jealous of Augustus it’s crazy— like he’s besties with him— but also hates his guts cause he wants to be Chosen’s friend

Very unhealthy, very possessive and weird- just how I like my John d bad headcanons!

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Uhh I want to ramble to you about a linguistic thing because I remember the CFM capitalized pronouns thing.

I forgot sometimes, but like at least in my fic I always write the 'The' in 'The Chosen' capitalized because for me it is part of the name. And especially because I write from his perspective mostly it is a self identification thing (Also why I don't use the name Spencer outside of dialog coming from other people, but if I would write from another POV I would)

OK I will leave your ask box again. Wanted to throw this at someone and I feel like u get it

I see it! I understand you

I don’t know if I agree personally (there’s a lot of times where he’s just referred to as “Chosen”, though it’s probably just for simplicity- that’s also how I refer to him in my own fics, sometimes with lowercase “the”), but I fully understand

Chosen definitely has weird identity issues and probably finds a lot of comfort in titles and things that make him feel like he has some authority, so it makes a lot of sense to me, even if it’s not my hc lol

I do agree that he’s kinda disconnected from his actual name (my hc is that it’s an autism thing—) and doesn’t call himself Spencer unless he’s talking to other people, he definitely doesn’t call himself Spencer in his internal (and accidentally external) monologue

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I feel like Chosen would think xenogenders are cringe at first but then he starts to collect them

You’re actually so fucking right

Like he starts off only knowing about the usual ones that normies misconstrue (especially when it’s about things he doesn’t care about or think are cool) and thinking they’re cringe and then CFM (hc as his aunt lol) is like “MY GENDER IS THE FUCKING COSMOS, MY GENDER IS AN ANCIENT DIETY! GENDER IS A FUCKING CONSTRUCT AND FAKE” when he tells her he thinks they’re cringe and he starts looking them up and finding one’s he IDs with or “just think are cool” (also ID with but in an autism way /hj) and then he accidentally collected a hoard and now he has a sick as fuck matrix themed rentry about his gender hoard lol

[rotteneldritchhorror]

At least a small part of Chosen’s gender is just LOZ twilight princess and tbh… good for him

[smosh-tickles]

do you do smosh hc/ideas for smosh characters? like chosen or brianna boho?

ehhhhhh I'm gonna be honest anon. Most Smosh characters I have no knowledge on. The only ones I know are Sarah Christ and the Spud Hut characters.

Idk know if you wanna send a character I'll try to look into but I can't promise anything.