#snacksize

[that-sounds-mighty-oof-to-me]

I don't check em for two days and suddenly they're all ripe...

[hpowellsmith]

finally indulging myself after 4 years of wanting to and never having the time/brain for it and writing a small tragic wartime Florin AU as a little treat for myself (and eventually for patreon people)

[niabrooksx]

Snacksize bar 🍫

[myfandomrealitea]

There are some days where I will absolutely happily chew through 3934849 fics of the exact same premise/trope/plot and then some days where I don't even want to touch a fandom or pairing because the Popular Trope Trap is so significant within it I simply don't have the energy or willpower to wade through it all to find something else.

I think maybe on those days my main issue is that there's sometimes not much variance within the trope itself. Coffee Shop AUs, for example. They're almost always meet-cutes or meet-awkwards. Its always some harried barista wistfully using hot drinks to flirt with an even hotter customer. Its almost always winter or Christmas and its an endless cycle of the same puns, dialogue and endings.

Give me the coffee shop that's a front for the mafia. Remember that post about the guy who went into the restaurant and it was so very clearly a mafia front but he got served anyway and had the time of his life? Give me that!

Give me the customer watching a "barista" in a three piece suit nearly lose an arm trying to froth a latte for the first time. A man who kills for a living slowly experiencing a mental breakdown as he tries to add a leaf decor to a cappuccino. Mr. Dark and Deadly dying inside as a gaggle of sorority girls rush the counter for 32 pumpkin spice vanilla two-pump caramel syrup extra shot whipped creams.

Give me the customer accidentally ordering the one very specific drink that is actually a secret code and getting a cup full of cocaine baggies instead. Or a man who joins him at the table with an expensive iPad and begins asking him all sorts of weird questions about how he wants his lawn mowed or his pest control problem handled.

Give me the poor barista who applies for the job not knowing its a mafia front. Who just thinks its some weird rich people business venture because nobody really buys coffee there but it never goes out of business and oh my god that is not a bag of coffee grounds that is a bag of so, so many drugs.

Teacher-parent AUs? Hey, guess what, my child is actually a werewolf but hasn't had his first change yet and we all just assumed he was born human except oops, he isn't, because he just suddenly became a little snacksized werewolf in the middle of detention and you're screaming and he's stuck in his desk chair howling and wow you are absolutely right when you say teachers do not get paid enough to deal with what they do.

Hi hello yes, I'm the private tutor you hired, what a lovely little family of... 5.... 9.... 15 children you have. I'm so sorry to hear you're single, Mrs. Henderson. I'm sure their father would be proud you're raising them so well. What do you mean there's no father? What do you mean you made them? What do you mean; 'would I like to see the lab'?

Just. Give me some flavor sometimes.

[beanscreens]

snacksize starwar - han solo goofball era

han solo's just a silly guy isn't he. this is also a video in which the game runs perfectly and nothing goes wrong

[gildedagent]

oh oh oh because hes snacksized ohhhh oh </3

[raccoonfallsharder]

i a m d y i N G what the fuck what the fuck this is not a four panel comic it is a four-panel GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS thank you fairy-haired goddess. i shall treasure this always. i am not exaggerating i only hope i can do you justice you are so fukcing cute i could die if i wasn't ALREADY dead from how sweet you are, you snacksized pink parakeet

i had already doodled my gotg self insert last night (aka literally just me) and THEN @raccoonfallsharder made a post about wanting to doodle ocs so BAM

hella dumb, overworked, underpaid, surviving off of stale dunkin donuts coffee she begs quill to send, and beloved dj of knowhere. besties with kraglin, simping over nebula, while secretly being simped over by rocket.

[photojenicphotography]

#ricekrispietreats #ricekrispies #snacksize #addicting #ieatlikeatoddler #wheresmygrilledcheese #lol #givingtheboygrief #bubblecaption

[some--nobodies]

Sunday's guest is our friend @lalaluzious from Snack Size Podcast! We have a great convo and then make up one of our more wild stories! Watch Sunday (12/21) at 4:30est/2:30 mst! After that, check out Lala's show! It is shorter than our and way better! Links in the comments! #somenobodies #talkingupstream #writer #ibmtv #snacksize (at Boulder County, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI9ZK6pJMji/?igshid=17w6j96nj3je9

[fruittreat]

If you had three wishes that would end all your snack cravings, what would they be? Choose wisely and make way for the magical taste of vacuum fried snacks from FruitTreat. #bestsnack #favouritesnack #bestsnackever #snacks #snacksehat #snacksaludable #snacksmart #snacksforkids #snacksonsnacks #snackstime #snackshop #snackstagram #snacksubuh #snacksfordays #SnacksOnSnacksOnSnacks #snacksbox #snacktime #snacksize #SnackSociety #snacksolo #snacksph #snacksalatiga #snacksallday #snacksanddrinks #healthysnacks https://www.instagram.com/p/CITAhOPFJeg/?igshid=lp2x4tvyywui

[winter--haze]

For the first time in my life I was too tall for something 😂 #veryshort #154 #snacksize

[onsecondscoop]

Would you rather... go snack sized or super sized? . . . It's 5 Tollhouse minis for the same calories as one giant Byrne Dairy sandwich. . #tollhouse #icecreamsandwich #snacksize #supersize #chocolatechipcookie #wouldyourather https://www.instagram.com/p/CFaey1mlHW1/?igshid=15shjsqrzcle1

[beanscreens]

snacksize starwar - ruining C3PO with our wild abandon

somebody has to put that little gold man in his place (his place is in the dirt)

please enjoy funny video

[woodslcharleen]

A fan of the mini size 🌮🧀😋 #LsKitchen #SnackSize https://www.instagram.com/p/CE-6odWJQOyDe7N_w1Ie5kwk3JIuJ8adi_FJRk0/?igshid=17uft66bq8tcx

[erocery]

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