#somewhat of a shitpost

[dejf-rzeczny]

(Wow a lot of people want to commission me)

[the-crystal-femmes]

Being called darling and love, but not in a romantic way but a platonic vampiric way >>>

[canonically47]

you ever look at canonical female characters and go "yeah that's a trans man right there". or the opposite where you see a canonical male character and say "oh yeah definitely a trans woman"

[kay045]

do you ever remember something you did years ago and cringe?

[terrestrialextraterrestrial]

Mfs will be like ''Things that will make gen Z SCREAM, CRY, COLLAPSE TO THE GROUND ON THE SPOT, HYPERVENTILATE, PERSPIRATE AGGRESSIVELY, EXPLODE ON THE INSIDE, and DIE'' and then just show a picture of CD player

[petrichorthefox]

Lamb took the picture

[tvlandofficiall]

[abnomi]

another horrifically high effort joke animation for everyone! 😁 hello guys

deleted scene from turbo dating simulator

ORIGINAL ANIMATION THIS WAS BASED ON (by casteranimatez on tiktok!!)

bonus higher res pictures hehehe ... the background is kind of ugly but i wasnt too worried about it because the messiness was going to be obscured in the final product LOL !!! ignore how the kart has no internal details or handles or anything i Did Not Want to Draw any more

ibispaint premium come back to me baby i miss you...TONE CURVE COME BAAACK

[kapacb413]

casually making half of the cast colorblind

[cherryfennec]

gay dad, thot daughter and homophobic dog

this is geniuenly the only thing i have drawn properly during the last 2 months because school is absolutely kicking my ass 💔 hi guys i hit them with the headcanon beam

[shinythingsarecool]

love how tma (and also tmagp) are sometimes like "hey, here is a well known historical figure, but in THIS universe, he's actually a fucked up spooky little guy who does weird creepy shit"

and then we EAT THAT SHIT UPPP

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Shit post on Konrad and Sanguinius' relationship: Konrad: I bring gifts, brother Sanguinius: This is a dead body. Why are you giving me a dead body?

Konrad: Oh that was supposed to be alive still, must have accidentally touched something vital then. Oops, I can get something fresher if you like

Sanguinius: Konrad... no, it's fine... just why? You're not answering my question.

Konrad: Don't you need blood? I thought it I'd bring food because I never see you eat any.

Sanguinius, oddly touched: Konrad, that's what the Karash is for, why do you think I don't offer it to my guests? It has human blood in it.

Konrad: So you're getting drunk on wine when you feed?

Sanguinius: .....Not really, do you have any idea how strong alcohol is on Baal? Karash is nothing compared to that. I'd have to consume over three barrel's worth for it to do anything to me.

Konrad, now curious: May I try some?

Sanguinius: I guess? You are taking this far better then Horus did-

Konrad: That's because Horus is a pussy. Anyway, *tries some, proceeds to choke* That isn't wine, that's straight up fermented blood, I like you're style. Still, eat the fucking body it'll do you good

[cloned-sheep97]

[synonymroll648]

silveny's name is so fucking funny because like. it is one letter off from silvery. she is a silvery equine. and her name. is silveny. and it took me like 7 or 8 years to put that together. shannon you nailed it

[attaiii]

thinking about how when chuuya was taken, his puppy barked so loud it woke the neighbors. scratched up the door trying to follow him. when the men in coats didn’t bring him back, the little thing curled up in chuuya’s bed and waited. refused to eat for days. cried at the window every night like he thought if he just watched long enough, chuuya would come waddling down the street again. even months later, he still padded into chuuya’s room at night, curled up on his pillow just to smell him on the sheets.

by the time chuuya's integrated into the mafia, the dog is old and gray. he still whines at the bedroom door. and he will probably continue to do so until he physically can't anymore, till he grows too weak to walk the house and check the windows and doors every night before bed. till he resigns himself to the (too) little dog bed that chuuya handpicked for him and dreams of his kids smile and voice before he dozes. even in rest, loyalty is a hard thing to put down.

[dreamymaccready2287]

Pyrrha, after suddenly getting a growth spurt during Beacon: I must say, it is quite nice to be able to lean down and kiss you on the forehead.

Jaune: I'm still confused... I don't know the statistics but the chances of you spontaneously growing taller at this age has gotta be low?

Pyrrha: Oh, do you not... like it...?

Jaune, without hesitation: Absolutely not, it makes me feel safe and protected.

Pyrrha: giggling

Jaune: Ughhh why did I blurt that out you're gonna tease me all day for this...

Pyrrha: But you're so adorable!

Jaune: Damn straight I am!

Pyrrha: Jaune, you and I both know neither of us are straight.

Jaune, grumbling and flushing as he sits down on his bed: Just shut up and cuddle me