#source is gravity falls

[littlexredxhoneyxbadger]

Incorrect Hogwarts Legacy quotes, 14/?, again ft. my favorite MC, Slytherin Tzipora Strausser + bonus Fig.

Tzipora: [voice over] My name is Tzipora. The guy next to me about to puke is Professor Fig. You may be wondering what we're doing flying half a carriage through the sky, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

[stephreynaart]

[meatgrinder-0]

(INTERDIMENSIONAL CHESS ISN'T FUN WHEN YOU'RE A PAWN)

[dazzlemebaby]

Regulus: We need a distraction.

Remus: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

James, whispering: My time has come.

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

heartbreaking: the most annoying denizens of the woods might be your only resource on magic and cursebreaking

[poltergeist-404]

Obsessed? Very much so.../////

Yes. I drew the part that got covered up too.

[maple-leaf-feet]

[space-bunz]

Yelana: Uh oh!

Bob: What?

Yelana: Somebody’s in loooove!

Bob: Yeah right. I just think Y/N is cool, ok? It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about them!

Bob: *Laying awake at night thinking about Y/N* Uh oh…

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Bill: (trying to get Ford to take him back)

(Name): (picks Ford up like a sack of potatoes) Oops, got your man! Shoulda treated him right, now he with a real (redacted), he loves it over here!

Ford: Yeah, I love it over here!

(Name): You want him back? Too damn bad!

[gay-dorito-dust]

You: *points to Stan/Ford* that’s my boyfriend suckers!

Stan/ford: your husband y/n.

You: my husband?! Even better.

[stephreynaart]

Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested

But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec

[mint-fixates]

There's this weird take I've seen floating around on TikTok that Bill doesn't actually care about his family/dimension or Stanford at all; that we're supposed to take everything in TBOB as non-canon basically because he's lying to garner sympathy from reader to make a deal with them. I'm all for having your own interpretations of media, but I just don't think this idea that Bill is a completely heartless unfeeling creature is supported by canon at all. In fact, it kind of feels like the opposite of the point of the book.

Like, yeah, most things Bill says should be taken with a grain of salt because he lies a lot, but he's not actually a very good liar? It's usually pretty easy to clock when he's full of it. But okay, even if we assume every word Bill says while trying to recruit the reader is a lie, there are three major things that this doesn't account for.

Bill is not the only source in the book. The lost Journal 3 pages were written by Stanford, we only know about the interdimensional Taco Bell incident because of an included police transcript, etc.

Even once he's lost any chance of making a deal with the reader to escape, Bill is having a complete breakdown and mentions all the people he so totally doesn't miss for real you guys. Why bother with reverse psychology double-lying for sympathy once his shot at getting the reader on his side is already gone?

Trying to garner the reader's sympathy makes sense to a certain extent, but why go out of his way to make himself look pathetic? Does revealing that he got drunk and cried over his ex in a fast-food drive-through really help his cause if that cause is to convince the reader he's still a powerful being capable of starting the apocalypse again so they can rule with him?

And that's all without even mentioning that, as previously stated, I think the entire point of the book is missed if we're interpreting Bill as having no genuine feelings or attachments. The book ends with Stanford healing from his past by being open about what he went through with his family and accepting their help, while Bill insists he doesn't need anyone and refuses to heal, actively making himself worse in the process. The clear theme imo is that accepting your past and accepting help from people who love you is essential to healing, while denying those things just makes everything worse. If Bill doesn't actually care about his family, his dimension, Stanford, or anything/anyone else, he has no trauma to heal from or regrets to learn from that he's refusing to accept and deal with, and the entire meaning of the book is made moot.

[paintedcrows]

"Bill... Can I call you that?" / "You can call me whatever you want except 'My Love'!"

"Ha ha! That's a joke! Everybody loves me!"

Y yo a ti Ford, or whatever. @fearoftriangles pointed out that in the Spanish version of The Book of Bill: Bill says Ford can call him anything but "Mi Amor" instead of anything but "Late for Dinner" and-

...I swear, Spanish translators cannot keep getting away with this

[velichorus-k]

Your god is smiling up at you :)

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Viago: Rook, what was the one thing I asked you not to do?! Crow!Rook: Fall in love with a Dellamorte. Viago: And what did you do?! Crow!Rook: Fall in love with a Dellamorte...

[januscorner]

Pfannee: Uh oh! Somebody’s in love

Galinda: Yeah right I just think Elphie’s cool okay. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her

Galinda Awake At Night: Uh Oh