#source: Doctor Strange

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

They really should put the warnings before this.

Echo checking labels of dangerous items

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Cam, about Zag: You must really like him.

Francis: I do. And I hope you do too.

Cam: Hey, any boyfriend of yours is a boyfriend of mine.

Francis:

Cam: That sounded less weird in my head…

[meanya]

Me when I wash my stimulant meds down with a sugary coffee and chase it with black tea because I wanna meet god today:

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: I’m using my veto.

Stephen: Veto? You don’t get a veto.

Peter: Why not? You veto me all the time!

Stephen: That’s because you have bad ideas.

Peter: Name one!

[Later]

Peter: That went on for a while.

[romanoffshouse]

[Y/N and the Avengers sitting in the living room.]

Y/N: Can I tell you a joke?

Steve: Sure.

Y/N: [starts to grin and looked at doctor strange and then back to Steve]

Y/N: Knock, knock

Steve: Who's their?

Y/N: Doctor

Steve: Doctor Who?

Y/N: No, Doctor Strange.

[Everyone starts laughing except of Doctor Strange]

[angelofthenight]

Stephen: My cloak is not the new love of my life, you know I love you.

You, pouting in the back: Then how come the cape gets to ride in shotgun?

Stephen: He gets carsick, (Y/n), you know this-

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!

[twilovesshuake]

Future-Y/n: Are you happy, Y/n?

Present-Y/n: What?

Future-Y/n: Are you happy, Y/n? It's the question that... Shoto Todoroki asked me at his wedding with Momo...

Future-Y/n: I said, yes, of course, I'm happy. I'm a Pro hero now with my powerful qurik ability. What person wouldn't be happy? Then I came back to this god damm haunted house. Sat down... and wondered why I'd lied.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

When Pitch tries to convince Jack Frost to join him:

Pitch: You have no idea just how reasonable I've been.

Jack: Right. Kidnapping the tooth fairies, stealing the teeth, killing Sandy, ruining Easter. I don't exactly call that being reasonable.

[funkylittlebidiot]

Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!

Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.

Tony: You really love him, huh?

Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!

Peter: Most of the time more than him!

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn't mean they're lost forever.

Omega

[incorrectgotgquotes]

[Tony Stark and Stephen Strange won’t stop arguing]

Peter Quill: If I’m the one mediating, we’ve hit rock bottom.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: I’m totally useless.

Stephen: You’re not totally useless.

Stephen: You can be used as a bad example.

[mariocki]

Colin Baker makes some excellent faces as an unnamed town hall clerk, assisting Frank Marker with his case in Public Eye: The Man Who Didn't Eat Sweets (5.9, Thames, 1971)

[angelofthenight]

You: Do me a favor, promise me you won’t drive

Stephen: That’s sweet. You’re worried about me driving

You: No, I’m worried about me.

You: I’m a pedestrian

[s-pyder]