#source: Taylor Tomlinson

[thesecretdcblog]

Tim: I started taking edibles at night, these chocolate covered blueberries, to help me sleep - because if I'm gonna be a drug addict I'm gonna have a treat

Tim: And at the beginning I was so nervous about becoming a "druggie" that I would cut them in half, and just nibble on half. Until I got sleepy.

Tim: Do you know how afraid of your own personality you have to be, to be hunched over one blueberry - the smallest of the fruits - with a plastic knife from Taco Bell like "Ooh be careful. You don't want to be fun to hang out with."

Dick: *horrified noises*

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Bastila: By the Force, your master is- Revan: I know. I know. Bastila: I mean, seriously Revan, how did you ever- Revan: I don't know, I don't know. Kind of seems like maybe people should cut me some slack when I'm being a bitch, though, huh? Kind of seems like maybe now that we have all the information, turns out I could be a lot crazier if I wanted. But I keep a lid on it pretty good, and I deserve to go to Yavin Station on the way home.

[shieldofiron]

Billy: *trying to buy a father's day card*

Billy: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "you are my dad?"

salesperson: Well, i-

Billy: How about "you banged my mom?"

salesperson: No...

Billy: You know what, I'll just get a blank one

Billy: You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card. Disrespectfully, Billy

[cosmicsproutcake]

oh yeah i guess they would have problems like that what with sonic being such a people person while shadow is aggressively not lol

Sonic, once Shadow gets settled after moving in: Hey, think maybe we should have some people over?

Shadow, visibly horrified: Over what? My dead body?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Do you have trust issues? Raph: Doesn't everyone? Leo: No, turns out!

[oceanview15]

Zuko: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*

Zuko: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad”?

Associate: Well, I-

Zuko: How about, "You banged my mom"?

Associate: No...

Zuko: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Zuko: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

[barclaysangel]

Junior: *trying to buy a Father’s Day card at Hallmark*

Junior: Excuse me, do you have any that just say “You are my dad?”

Associate: Well, I—

Junior: How about “You banged my mom?”

Associate: No…

Junior: You know what, I’ll just get a blank one.

Junior: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Marianne: the only mental health advice my parents gave me is when I was having panic attacks at school, and I didn't know what they were, and I was very stressed out and didn't know what to do. And I told my parents.

Marianne: and they told me, "All I can tell you, is that when you feel like this... get as far away from the people you care about as possible until you feel different."

Charles: ...genuinely, what the fuck.

[incorrectwicdivquotes]

Tara: the only mental health advice my parents gave me is when I was having panic attacks at school, and I didn't know what they were, and I was very stressed out and didn't know what to do. And I told my parents.

Tara: and they told me, "All I can tell you, is that when you feel like this... get as far away from the people you care about as possible until you feel different."

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Clarence: You can pep yourself up when you're a child because you still believe in stuff like the legendary heros, and god, and the government. You still think-

Clarence: "You're going to do it because you are great and I believe in you!"

Clarence: As an adult, you're just leaning on that sink, like-

Clarence: "You're going to do it, because WHAT OTHER GOD-DAMNED CHOICE DO YOU HAVE?"

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Tyler: Do you have trust issues?

Zenblock: Doesn't everyone?

Tyler: No, turns out!

[thesecretdcblog]

Steph: I told my therapist I got cheated on and she did not say what I wanted her to say which was "poor baby sweetie, this session is free"

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Kreia: The distrustful pilot seemed to like me. Revan: I know what you're doing. Kreia: Perhaps the grayed padawan wants to meet me next. Get my side of the story. Revan: I cannot wait till you're in the ground. Kreia: All right, well, I would like to be cremated. Revan: I will scatter your ashes where the Force can't find them.

[demonforthesemen]

Lucifer: I'll have you know I'm a wild animal in bed. Yeah, way more afraid of you than you are of me.

[yay-depression]

“i’m getting married!”

“i’m getting old”

i am getting taco bell, who wants something?

[sunshineandlyrics]

6 February 2025 x

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