#source: Teen Wolf

[harringroveera]

AU where Joyce (& Jim) adopt Billy

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Lily: *stops kissing James* What do you think you're doing?

James: What do you mean?

Lily: I mean, your hands!

James: ...They're on your waist!

Lily: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

[nixster627]

Nie Huaisang: You're like the hot girl that every guy wants.

Wei Wuxian: I'm the hot girl?

Nie Huaisang: You're the hottest girl.

*Approaching Lan Wangji*

Wei Wuxian: I'm the hot girl.

Lan Wangji: Yes, you are.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate, after meeting Melina and Alexei: So, those people are your parents?

Yelena: Wasn’t my choice.

[lovclyboncs]

In an Injured Tim's room Tim: What are you doing? Jason: We were watching over you Dick: We wanted to make sure no more assassins tried to kidnap you. Tim: But both of you were sleeping *Dick & Jason turn towards each other* Dick: You were on watch last Jason: What are you talking about? You were on watch last. Dick: No. You were on watch last! *Jason turns to Tim* Jason: I might've been on watch last. Bonus: The Youngest by the window who snuck in when all of them were sleeping and actually kept watch last night Damian: Tt. Imbeciles

[spn-lesbian]

Cas: where's Dean?

Crowley: why should I tell you?

Cas: because I asked politely, and I only do that once

[incorrect-supercorp]

Kara, after meeting Lillian and Lionel: So, those people are your parents?

Lena: Wasn’t my choice.

[suzieloveships]

Miguel: Brown! Morales?

Hobie: Sorry boss, I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.

Miguel: When was that?

Hobie: The last time I saw him? Was definitely the time I saw him last.

[uncorrectintamed]

Jiang Cheng: [to Wuxian] Part of me wants to ask you about Lan Wangji.

Jiang Cheng: The other part says knowing, will be more disturbing than anything I can imagine. So, I'm going to walk away...

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Dabi: Why are you all looking at me like this is my fault?

Shoto: Because it’s probably your fault.

Dabi: Yeah, you’re right.

[iwannabealice]

simon: call xenk

edgin: no

simon: what do you mean 'no'?

edgin: i mean no. want to hear it in portuguese? não

[harringroveera]

Eddie: We have a serious problem right now, Steve

Steve: Can we figure it out while I’m practicing? Billy’s meeting me to help the freshmen that wanted to join the basketball team

Eddie: Billy? Incredibly hot Billy with the eight pack abs?

Steve: Pretty sure his name is just Billy

Eddie: He has an eight-pack...

Eddie: Do you know how hard it is for the human body to have an eight-pack? God!

Steve: Do I need to mop your drools or...?

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Crouch Jr.: You're supposed to be dead!

Harry: I get that a lot, actually.

[nixster627]

Lan Xichen: So you bit Wei Wuxian?

Lan Wangji: Yeah.

Lan Xichen: And you kidnapped him?

Lan Wangji: Yeah

Lan Xichen: And you brought him here.

Lan Wangji: I panicked.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Peter: But what about training?

Tony: Fine. Other than training. And no computer.

Peter: I need my computer for school.

Tony: Then no… [glances at Ned] No Ned!

Peter: Ned? What?!?

Ned: No Ned?!?

Tony: NO NED!

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: You shouldn’t have come

Mike: I had to. Safety in numbers

Stan: Yeah well, there's also death in numbers, it's called a massacre!