#source: The Suite Life of Zach and Cody

[nerdasaurus1200]

Charlie: NO RUNNING IN MY LOBBY!

[criticallyincorrect]

Beau, coming back after shopping and finding out Yasha is gone: How do you lose a woman?!

Caduceus: You forget to cherish her

[incorrectteganandsaraquotes]

Sonia: I’m still on the letter Sara sent about Europe. It’s like 25 pages.

Sonia: I like Tegan’s better, it’s short and to the point. Like, “Hi Mum, send money.”

[merlins-mushrooms]

Cedric: I know what “genealogy” is!

Cedric: It’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes

Y/n: I’ve met bread smarter than you

[incorrectstarkfamily]

Theon: I know he's having a miserable time. We have best friend telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.

Sansa: Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up.

Theon: No, I can sense these things. Remember when Robb broke his leg and I sensed it?

Sansa: That's because you fell on him and broke it.

[overheardatabbeyroad]

John: What are you doing?

Paul: Homework.

John: There was school today?

Paul: ...Yeah?

John: I thought it was a long weekend.

Paul: It’s Wednesday.

John: Oh, the week’s almost over! No point in going now.

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Dean: I will put my A down to make “A”

Castiel: I will add to your A to make “AT”

Gabriel: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”

Sam: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

Dean: *flips the board*

[icapturethecastle]

*playing scrabble*

F.P: I will put my "A" down to make “A”

Fred: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”

Gladys: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”

Alice: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

Gladys: [flips the board]

[fiercefray]

Will: How do you lose a woman?!?!

Joy: You forget to cherish her.

[totallycorrectokko]

Rad: I know what genealogy is. It’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes.

Enid: I’ve met bread smarter than you.

[totallycorrectundertalequotes]

Sans: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Papyrus: I don't care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense.

[totallycorrectmsaquotes]

Lewis: I will put my A down to make "a".

Arthur: I will add onto your "a" to make "at".

Vivi: I will add onto your "at" to make "rat".

Mystery: I will add onto your "rat" to make "biostratographic".

Vivi: *flips the board* Oh no! Tidal wave!

[incorrectteganandsaraquotes]

Sara, onstage: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Sara: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Sam: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Tucker: I don't care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense.

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Hawks: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?

Twice: Well I must be gorgeous right now because I’m furious!

[incorrectpunisherquotes]

Micro: How do you lose a woman?!?!

Frank: You forget to cherish her.