#source: Willy Wonka

[sundove88]

Cookie Run Kingdom- Beast Yeast Incorrect Quotes- There’s No Earthly Way of Knowing

“Pure Vanilla”: There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing... or which way the river's flowing... Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Gingerbrave: Uhhh… Pure Vanilla, are you ok?

Wizard: You don’t sound like yourself.

(He turns around creepily)

Strawberry: I don’t think that’s Pure Vanilla.

White Lily: *Nods*

Pure Vanilla?:...Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing... Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Silverbell: What the..?!

Pure Vanilla: I’d never act like that!

(His deranged facial expression begins to show fully)

Mercurial Knight: Look!!

Shadow “Vanilla”: YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers... keep on rowing... And they're certainly not showing...

All: *Gasp*

(He reveals himself to be Shadow Milk)

Shadow Milk: ANY SIGNS... THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

All: *Scream In terror*

Sweet dreams!

[nebulanightsky]

More Uncorrupted Nightmare and Lux

However this is just a bonus from my last post of uncorrupted nightmare doodles :'D

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he is a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near-limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves.

JOHN: “wonka” again?

ROSE: Absolutely “Wonka” again. You cannot make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming-of-age tale; you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon.

JOHN: not entirely a train of thought i’ve ever had about willy wonka, but i can see what you mean. he’s kind of like the god of the chocolate factory. that’s, like, his realm.

ROSE: Exactly. All the audiences want is for him to be given some new victims, some new interesting kills, and to set him loose.

[daily-cborle]

Day 131 — CATCF :33

Source: ☆

[its-stimsca]

Stimboard of The Unknown from the Willy Wonka Glasgow experience

⛓️ 🔪 ⛓️ / 🔪 ⛓️ 🔪 / ⛓️ 🔪 ⛓️

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

*Willy cheerfully suggesting they should sneak out to go sell chocolate after everyone explained how impossible that is*

Noodle: Read the room

Willy: I can’t even read a book

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Wonka: You're a little absent-minded, kiddo.

Augustus: Nein, I am a LARGE, absent-minded kiddo!

[yuorpal-main]

Wonka (2023)

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Sometimes There Are Things An Estranged Father/Daughter Agree On

[Green Rod and Dario watch as Anana Pina and Miss Heed argue with one another while on a mission with both of them.]

Green Rod: (about Miss Heed) Why doesn't she listen to Ms. Pina, Dad?

Dario Polo :(sighs as he buffs a smoke) Because, Paulina, she's a nitwit.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Plucky: What was that we just went through? Daffy: Hsawkcud. Shirley: Is that like Japanese? Daffy: No, that's Duckwash sthpelled backwards.

[ariel-seagull-wings]

Winston Zeddemore: I assume there is an accident indemnity clause?

Peter Venkman: Never between friends!

@inevitablemoment @bixiebeet @spengnitzed @professorlehnsherr-almashy

[alicewhimzy]

Mr. Salt; Rule no. 2?

Wonka; What was rule no. 2?

Mr. Salt; Don't hurt anybody. It's a big one.

Wonka; Then why isn't it rule no. 1?

[neonartistycauseidk]

Look who made a WWATCF as vines video———me!

The sheer lack of WWATCF or CATCF as vines videos is criminal…so, I decided to make one of my own!

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(I also used two of the scrapped characters from the book, Miranda and Marvin, and two of the characters who are only in the Jr., musical version of Willy Wonka, James and Matilda)

[daily-cborle]

Day 189 + 190 — CATCF

Source: ☆

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

Willy: Good morning, gentlemen!

Slugworth: Good morning. I see the assassins have failed

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Wonka: (Sips his coffee, then looks shocked) Charlie: (Singing) Feeelings… Wonka: (Angrily spits out his coffee) What is a karaoke machine doing in the Chocolate Room?