#source: charmed

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: Did you get my flowers?

Rio: Yeah. “Sorry I tried to strangle you” Probably not a card a florist gets to write everyday.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Hunter: Did you get my flowers?

Crosshair: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday, huh?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Otto: Some of us have a job.

Jon: Some of us have fun.

Rhaegar: And some of us are having a really bad hair day.

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Drax: Are you talking about demons?

Gamora: Oh no, something so much worse than demons…

Drax:

Gamora: Sisters.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle: This whole family needs a shrink.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: Rely on your natural instincts!

Poppy: Well, dear, my natural instincts are to panic.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Janice: Hey, cool costume! Like, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Miss Piggy: I'm going to be a very good witch.

Floyd: And you picked a role model who wears lots and lots of pink?

Miss Piggy: Yes.

Fozzie: Glinda helped innocents, didn't she?

Miss Piggy: Yes!

Floyd: She had the answer all along. That's not help, that's mind games.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Ms. Pauling: *rubbing her temples* This whole fortress needs a shrink...

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Bugs: It's okay. The man is here to save the day. Lola: Bugs, it's the 21st century. It's the woman's job to save the day.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Usher: Ugh, I hate it when you're right!

Edgar: Really? See, I usually like it.

[wish-incorrect-quotes]

Hal: Hey, cool costume! Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Asha: I’m going to be a very good witch.

Gabo: And you picked a role model who wears lots and lots of pink?

Asha: Yes.

Dahlia: Glinda helped innocents, didn’t she?

Asha: Yes!

Gabo: She had the answer all along. That’s not help, that’s mind games.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Thinking about the time I said 'all I want to do is be a little hater but I'm so bad at hating things' and Shar-Teel grabbed my face with both hands, looked deep into my eyes, and said, 'I can teach you'."

-Imoen, probably

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

T.J.: Okay. We'll figure this out. Vince, let's go over our options. Vince: Options? We have two. We're screwed and we're more screwed.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon: Okay. We'll figure this out. Rhaegar, let's go over our options.

Rhaegar: Options? We have two. We're screwed and we're more screwed.

[misswriteress]

Phoebe: Rely on your natural instincts!

Victor: My natural instincts are to panic!

[inevitablemoment]

Out of Context Spoilers for Chapter 17 of Our Guiding Star