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incorrect-thunderbolts · 1 month ago
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Val: Who's in charge here?
Yelena: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 months ago
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Jason: I'm gonna go to bed.
Cass: Go to bed? What are you, forty?
Jason: We're the same age!
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vices-aand-virtues · 2 years ago
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Xaden (after meeting Violet): This is crazy. I'm having...feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid. You remember feelings, right?
Garrick: ...yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Xaden: Do you?
Garrick: ...are you saying you don't have feelings?
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ricketycr1cks · 6 months ago
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And if I say Mac grew up equating love to cigarette burns and absent fathers and getting told to toughen up, that Mac doesn’t understand love that isn’t conditional, love without equal parts hate or distaste, that never in his life has Mac understood earnest love, that even though Dennis isn’t trying to, he often ends up re-confirming this idea in Macs head, that love is hatred, that-
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curtis-brothers-hug · 5 months ago
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Ponyboy: “look Soda, I’m sorry I called you and Steve codependent, ok? I think you have a great friendship and it’s perfectly natural for two practically grown men to need each other this badly.”
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The Narrator: You're not even listening to me! Stanley: No, I heard you. You said a bunch of words right?
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incorrect-turn · 1 month ago
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Rogers: I’m not scamming the government.
Washington: Your license plate says “SCAMMIN’.”
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therighthandofvengeance · 5 days ago
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Vir: I had the craziest dream last night that I was in Cleveland, Ohio, which is really weird, because I’ve never even been to Ohio. This guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out–
Londo: You know what, Vir? I don’t wanna hear about your dreams. Okay? I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of ‘em and nobody’s having sex, I just– I don’t care.
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soundwaves-big-natural · 7 months ago
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Wiggly: how do 2 magic users only have 1 jacket between them? Wilbur and Holloway looking at each other awkwardly: th-the timeline's in shambles
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freaquin · 1 year ago
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krawling in my skin
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incorrectringsofpower · 5 months ago
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[How I expect the Season 3 marriage proposal to go] Míriel: So, when you say “eliminate”… you mean you were gonna kill me? Pharazôn: I don’t know. No, yes. Maybe I was going to, maybe I wasn’t. The point is moot now, so can you please help me out here? Míriel: So you WERE planning on killing me? Pharazôn: Oh my Morgoth, you’re still talking about this? Eärien: Listen, listen, stop arguing! [to Míriel] Are you gonna help us or not? We got no time here! Míriel: Pass. Pharazôn: “Pass”?! Míriel: Yeah, pass. Super pass. Uber pass. Pharazôn: How do you super pass on something like this? We gotta- Míriel: What? I pass! I pass! Because you were planning on killing me. Pharazôn: Oh my Morgoth! I feel like you’re really focused on one tiny part of what I’m trying to talk about here!
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 months ago
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Walker: I'm just saying that the plan was genuinely dumb, as many of our plans are, I now realize.
Bucky: What about your whole speech about 'I have the grace of a falcon, and I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper'?
Ava: Dude, you stood up on your chair and said that speech for everybody.
Walker: It was a damn good speech. It was very persuasive, but I regret it now.
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ofpaint · 2 years ago
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he’s not sorry btw
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Person A: So, when you say “eliminate”… you mean you were gonna kill me?
Person B: I don’t know. No, yes. Maybe I was going to, maybe I wasn’t. The point is moot now, so can you please help me out here?
Person A: So you WERE planning on killing me?
Person B: Oh my god, you’re still talking about this?
Person C: Listen, listen, stop arguing! [to Person A] Are you gonna help us or not? We got no time here!
Person A: Pass.
Person B: “Pass”?!
Person A: Yeah, pass. Super pass. Uber pass.
Person B: How do you super pass on something like this? We gotta-
Person A: What? I pass! I pass! Because you were planning on killing me.
Person B: Oh my god! I feel like you’re really focused on one tiny part of what I’m trying to talk about here!
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curtis-brothers-hug · 2 months ago
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Soda (reading aloud): “‘Dear Paul Newman, my name is Ponyboy Curtis. I feel like you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. I love your hair. You’re a real good actor. Do you have any big brothers? Me too! These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends.”
Ponyboy: “……….strike that from the record, please?”
Soda: “no, leave that on the record!”
Darry: “that one stays on the record.”
Judge: “can we get back to your hearing?”
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Employee 432: Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.
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