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Val: Who's in charge here?
Yelena: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.
#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts#yelena belova#bob reynolds#john walker#ava starr#bucky barnes#alexei shostakov#valentina allegra de fontaine#mcu#marvel#incorrect marvel#incorrect thunderbolts#source: iasip
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Jason: I'm gonna go to bed.
Cass: Go to bed? What are you, forty?
Jason: We're the same age!
#dc incorrect quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#source: iasip#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia#dc comics#dc#comics#comic books#its always sunny in philadelphia#it's always sunny in philadelphia#batfam#batkids#batfamily#batsiblings#jason todd#red hood#cassandra cain#batgirl#funny#batman characters#dc characters#comic characters#incorrect quotes#funny incorrect quotes
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Xaden (after meeting Violet): This is crazy. I'm having...feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid. You remember feelings, right?
Garrick: ...yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Xaden: Do you?
Garrick: ...are you saying you don't have feelings?
#incorrect quotes#incorrect fourth wing#xaden riorson#garrick tavis#xaden x violet#source: iasip#personal#fourth wing#iron flame
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And if I say Mac grew up equating love to cigarette burns and absent fathers and getting told to toughen up, that Mac doesn’t understand love that isn’t conditional, love without equal parts hate or distaste, that never in his life has Mac understood earnest love, that even though Dennis isn’t trying to, he often ends up re-confirming this idea in Macs head, that love is hatred, that-
#sorry got shot with the rpg before I could finish my sentence#it’s always sunny#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#source: iasip#it’s always sunny in philly#mac mcdonald#macdennis#dennis iasip#iasip headcanon#iasip dennis#mac iasip#iasip mac#anyways Mac and your twisted fucked up perceptions of love you will always be special to me#it ain’t much but it’s earnest#there are two wolves inside of me#the one that wants Mac to get gentle soft love that changes his perceptions completely#and one that loves the moral complexity and grey area that iasip specialize in#always Sunny is weird like that in the sense that you somehow end up equal parts rooting for them and wanting their downfall#multiple spelling errors in the tags that I refuse to fix because it would be too much of a headache to retype them all#so just pretend you don’t see them or read through them please and thank you <3
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Ponyboy: “look Soda, I’m sorry I called you and Steve codependent, ok? I think you have a great friendship and it’s perfectly natural for two practically grown men to need each other this badly.”
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The Narrator: You're not even listening to me! Stanley: No, I heard you. You said a bunch of words right?
#source: iasip#the stanley parable#tsp incorrect quotes#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#we're so back baby!!!
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Rogers: I’m not scamming the government.
Washington: Your license plate says “SCAMMIN’.”
#they said this I was there#amc turn#turn: washington's spies#incorrect turn quotes#incorrect quotes#robert rogers#george washington#amrev#source: iasip
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Vir: I had the craziest dream last night that I was in Cleveland, Ohio, which is really weird, because I’ve never even been to Ohio. This guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out–
Londo: You know what, Vir? I don’t wanna hear about your dreams. Okay? I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of ‘em and nobody’s having sex, I just– I don’t care.
#who are queue? what do queue want?#incorrect babylon 5 quote#vir cotto#londo mollari#source: iasip#dee reynolds#dennis reynolds#other dreams? yuck. Londo’s own dreams? yeesh.
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Wiggly: how do 2 magic users only have 1 jacket between them? Wilbur and Holloway looking at each other awkwardly: th-the timeline's in shambles
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krawling in my skin
#that's how mobile assault went. right guys.#source: iasip#stranded au#ren krawler#stoica#lythirus#bakugan#gundalian invaders#bakugan gundalian invaders#bgi#bakugan battle brawlers#art#my art#artists on tumblr#aot#gundalians#meme redraw#stoica bakugan
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[How I expect the Season 3 marriage proposal to go] Míriel: So, when you say “eliminate”… you mean you were gonna kill me? Pharazôn: I don’t know. No, yes. Maybe I was going to, maybe I wasn’t. The point is moot now, so can you please help me out here? Míriel: So you WERE planning on killing me? Pharazôn: Oh my Morgoth, you’re still talking about this? Eärien: Listen, listen, stop arguing! [to Míriel] Are you gonna help us or not? We got no time here! Míriel: Pass. Pharazôn: “Pass”?! Míriel: Yeah, pass. Super pass. Uber pass. Pharazôn: How do you super pass on something like this? We gotta- Míriel: What? I pass! I pass! Because you were planning on killing me. Pharazôn: Oh my Morgoth! I feel like you’re really focused on one tiny part of what I’m trying to talk about here!
#trop#trop spoilers#trop crack#the rings of power#the rings of power spoilers#miriel#pharazon#earien#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: iasip#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Walker: I'm just saying that the plan was genuinely dumb, as many of our plans are, I now realize.
Bucky: What about your whole speech about 'I have the grace of a falcon, and I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper'?
Ava: Dude, you stood up on your chair and said that speech for everybody.
Walker: It was a damn good speech. It was very persuasive, but I regret it now.
#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts#john walker#bucky barnes#ava starr#mcu#marvel#incorrect marvel#incorrect thunderbolts#source: iasip
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he’s not sorry btw
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Person A: So, when you say “eliminate”… you mean you were gonna kill me?
Person B: I don’t know. No, yes. Maybe I was going to, maybe I wasn’t. The point is moot now, so can you please help me out here?
Person A: So you WERE planning on killing me?
Person B: Oh my god, you’re still talking about this?
Person C: Listen, listen, stop arguing! [to Person A] Are you gonna help us or not? We got no time here!
Person A: Pass.
Person B: “Pass”?!
Person A: Yeah, pass. Super pass. Uber pass.
Person B: How do you super pass on something like this? We gotta-
Person A: What? I pass! I pass! Because you were planning on killing me.
Person B: Oh my god! I feel like you’re really focused on one tiny part of what I’m trying to talk about here!
#source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes ideas#incorrect quotes prompts#source: iasip#long quotes
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Soda (reading aloud): “‘Dear Paul Newman, my name is Ponyboy Curtis. I feel like you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. I love your hair. You’re a real good actor. Do you have any big brothers? Me too! These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends.”
Ponyboy: “……….strike that from the record, please?”
Soda: “no, leave that on the record!”
Darry: “that one stays on the record.”
Judge: “can we get back to your hearing?”
#incorrect quotes#source: iasip#I watched the scene of Dee reading Mac’s letter to the baseball player in court and I had to do this#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#the outsiders se hinton#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders book#the outsiders movie
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Employee 432: Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.
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