#source: incorrectocquotations

[totallycorrectprimos]

Tater: So, let me get this straight—

Lita: More like, let me run this bi you.

Cousin Bud: Let's see how this pans out.

Tabi: Lesbi honest with each other.

Gordita: Let me ace-ess the situation.

Lotlot: We need to queer the air.

Scooter:

Scooter: I'm bi.

[incorrectspquotes]

Kenspeckle: Do you know what an amulet is? Clarabelle: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Kenspeckle: Clarabelle, those are omelettes. Clarabelle: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Chadrick Woolsworth Tuffington IV: Yeah, I looked both ways before crossing the street. Chadrick: I looked both gorgeous and radiant! Chadrick: Too bad I got hit by that car.

[definitely-correct-hamilton]

Mulligan: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.

Laurens: But I am gay???

Hamilton: I'm bi??

Lafayette, from the lazy river: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're FUCKING COWARDS-

(Source: submission on @incorrectocquotations)

[canonical-incorrect-ml-quotes]

Kagami: You guys want to hear a fun fact? It’s about Shrek.

Juleka: Sure.

Kagami: The grass in the original Shrek movie isn’t grass.

Kagami: It’s hair.

Juleka:

Juleka: What the fuck, Kagami?

Kagami: The actual grass in their computer modelling programs didn’t behave like grass, so it’s the hair textures but green.

Juleka: WHAT THE FUCK?

Luka: That’s hot.

Juleka: No, it’s not, you’re just into Kagami.

Luka: Don’t mock me.

Kagami: I just wanted to talk about Shrek, open parentheses, 2001, closed parentheses.

Luka:

Luka: Did you just say parentheses... out loud?

Kagami: Did I?

Juleka: She did. She says parentheses out loud all the time.

Luka: Cool.

Luka: I hate it.

Kagami: So, what do you guys think about Shrek?

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Toga: I spilled milk tea on my hair, please help.

Uraraka: Lick your hair.

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

Dean: Did you eat all of my milk duds?

Gabriel: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* First of all, I don’t appreciate the accusation...

[spiltinksky]

Seungcheol: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hansol: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Junhui: I got distracted about halfway through.

Jihoon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[incorrectghostgame]

Angoramon: Do you even know what an amulet is?                                                                                                    Gammamon: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!                                                                                                    Angoramon: Gammamon, those are omelettes.                                                                                                    Gammamon: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

[incorrect-epithet-erased]

Sylvester: In terms of intellect, you’re about as sharp as a rock.

Indus: Really? Thank you!

Sylvester:

Indus:

Sylvester:

Indus: Wait—

Sylvester: Point proven.

[totallycorrectprimos]

*when Tere got her first period*

Tabi: I have a question.

Lita: I have an answer.

Tabi: How do you get period blood out of leggings?

Lita: Soak a washcloth in cold water, wring it dry and scrub the stain out from the inside. Keep doing that until there's no blood coming out, then toss it in the wash machine with cold water and gentle detergent.

Tabi: Thank you so much.

Lita: Now I have a question.

Tabi: Sure.

Lita: Why did you need to know that? You don't even HAVE a vagina!

[john-jungkook]

Yoongi: Are you drinking Sprite for breakfast?

Hoseok: Yeah, what did you have for breakfast?

Yoongi: Nothing

Hoseok: *shrugs* I'm doing better than you then.

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Dr. Sloth: I may be a disaster, but I'm a disaster with a doctorate degree. Fight me.

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Remus, to Sirius: You're not really the ‘mad dog’ type.

Remus: You're more of a slightly upset puppy.

[definitely-correct-hamilton]

Washington: Secretary Hamilton, no!

Hamilton, standing still: What?!

Washington: Sorry, force of habit. Secretary Jefferson, no!

Jefferson: Not me either, Mr President.

Washington: Oh...

Washington: Then who lit the kitchen on fire?

Madison: *silent, in the corner*

(Source: submission on @incorrectocquotations)

[canonical-incorrect-ml-quotes]

Adrien: Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.

Marc: But I am gay???

Nathaniel: I'm bi?

Marinette: Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're FUCKING COWARDS-