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Malkus Vile: Here’s a fun April Fools’ Day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of neopoints everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make is a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

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Seshatia: We've been over this before. Seshatia: For the last time… Seshatia: You can't just sleep until all your problems go away. Orion, in bed, wrapped in blankets: WATCH ME!

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Reina: Do you have any resolutions for the new year? Orion, reaching into his pocket: As a matter of fact, I do! Reina, reading the piece of paper given to her: “Set unrealistic expectations for myself”. Reina: ... Orion, proudly: It's the one resolution I always keep.

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Chadrick Woolsworth Tuffington IV: Yeah, I looked both ways before crossing the street. Chadrick: I looked both gorgeous and radiant! Chadrick: Too bad I got hit by that car.

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Mysterious Faerie: It’s a subtle game, Painter. What you just saw was the first step in our overall strategy. The Grey Painter: Well, what do we do now? Mysterious Faerie: Now we wait. The Grey Painter: For what? For them to make a mistake? Mysterious Faerie: No. For me to think of the next step.

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Parlax: Everything can be solved by diplomacy, or by running away very fast.

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King Roo: Fruits that do not live up to their names? Passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew, draikfruit. King Roo: Fruits that do live up to their names? King Roo: Orange.

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Lord Darigan: $#@! King Roo, gasping: Watch your MOUTH! Lord Darigan: I'm VERY frustrated, what ELSE would I say? King Roo: You should just say APPLESAUCE instead! Lord Darigan: ...If you're trying to express an extreme feeling, that's basically still swearing, but it sounds absolutely SILLY. King Roo:  King Roo: Well, that's just not applesaucing true.

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Lord Darigan: *screams* King Skarl: *screams louder to establish dominance* King Roo: Should we do something? King Hagan: No, I want to see who wins.

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The Grey Painter: Every time I go out in public, there are other people here. The Grey Painter: The audacity.

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Reginald: Man, I’m still pretty bummed Halloween is over. Reginald: Where does the time go? Reginald: Like, I spent a whole month excited, and now I’m just... Reina, offscreen: WHAT?! Reina, clinging to a decorated tree, placing a star at the top: I CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM UP HERE.

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The Grey Painter: Jackets to hide the wings... nail polish to hide the claws... Vira: The nail polish was not to hide my claws, it was to enhance my finest attribute. And jackets look good on me.

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Nyx: Okay, which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? Baelia: Y- you were putting it in cold water? Tavi: Nyx. Answer the question, Nyx. Nyx: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. Nyx: Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water? Baelia: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? Tavi: Wait, B, why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? I can just— Nyx: Again, do you think I have the patience to boil water? On the stove?? Luxinia: It takes less than a minute. Nyx: ...Is your stovetop powered by the sun??? Luxinia: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Nyx: Like seven minutes?? Luxinia: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like, 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! Baelia: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Luxinia? Your stove is enchanted! Juni, internally: (Every single person here is a lunatic. Do none of you own a kettle?!)

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Parlax: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Parlax: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

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Restocker, pointing: I want that item. Inflator: Okay, what do you have to trade? Restocker: I have a bat. Inflator: I don't need a bat. Restocker: The bat isn't for trade. Restocker: *raises bat*

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Gorix, about Parlax: I feel guilty now, looking back.  I should have known there was something seriously wrong.  He always poured milk into the bowl before adding cereal...

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Baelia: I just feel so empty inside, you know? Nyx: Oh, I used to feel like that too, but then I discovered cake.