#source: twitter/x

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

"If my girlfriend thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants... she's absolutely right."

- Zooble, probably

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Goddess!Nora: Be not afraid ...

Jaune: Would.

God!Ren: ... Be more Afrai-

Jaune: Would.

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

The Grey Painter: Every time I go out in public, there are other people here. The Grey Painter: The audacity.

[selfshipquotes]

S/I: Guess I'll just sit in bed

S/I: Alone

S/I: Cold

S/I: By myself

S/I: With nobody to cuddle with

S/I: All alone

F/O: Oh shut up I'm putting my shoes on

[prkrknr]

peter: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definiton of dread

tony: are you okay???

peter: harley stole my fucking chocolate chip muffin

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!

[utmoved]

桜🌸

[apinchofm]

this gif of noah wyle lives rent free in my head. domestic robby putting on his glasses to listen to collins give him the tea from her brunch with some of her non medical friends.

[forsapphics]

Art by @ QndQnddl_ on Twitter

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Rachel: (on Crosstalk) One like and I commit arson

Rachel: (likes her own post)

Rachel: Say no more.

[gardentool]

[At a coffee place]

Y/N: *returns from the bathroom to the line*

Y/N: *walks up to Gojo and grabs his hand*

Y/N: This is crazy.

Gojo: *looks at Y/N*

Gojo: Um... 

Y/N: *looks at Gojo*

Y/N: You're not my boyfriend.

Geto, from behind Y/N and Gojo: You're holding the wrong hand, Y/N.

Y/N: You sure?

Gojo: Yeah, we're sure.

Y/N: I feel compelled to finish this coffee experience with you.

Gojo: I'm not paying.

Y/N: Never mind, I'm going back to my boyfriend.

Geto: I'm not paying either.

Shoko, at the front of the line: Come hold my hand. I'll buy you anything you want.

Y/N: *goes to hold Shoko’s hand*

Y/N: At least somebody cares about me. 

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Baelia: I don't struggle with anxiety, it actually comes very easy to me.

[altariartx]

he's doing his very best ✨

[prkrknr]

harley: where's peter?

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony:

tony: yeah, hang on

[en-lov3r]

250621 ENHYPEN Sunghoon at World Tour 'WALK THE LINE in BANGKOK' D1

𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙- 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮..

[r2in2p]

Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...

Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...

Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...

Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??

Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...

Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...

Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??