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Lucky Contestant, to Real Frankie: If you want to date me, first, you’ll have to defeat my seven evil exes.
#Incorrect Finding Frankie Quotes#Source: Scott Pilgrim#Finding Frankie#Rabbitroyale#Bunnybank#Lucky Contestant#The Contestant#Other Frankie#Real Frankie
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Clint: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Kate. Break out the L-word.
Kate: Lesbian?
Clint: The other L-word.
Kate: Lesbians?
#source: scott pilgrim#clint barton#clint barton incorrect quotes#hawkeye#kate bishop#kate bishop incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Fritz: *when explaining the Respawn Machine* Jeremy... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?
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Daisy: I think you're the nicest guy I've ever dated
Donald: that's kinda sad
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Paul: I just sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you Chani: Paul: Not that I do drugs Paul: Unless you do drugs. In which case I do drugs all the time. Chani: Paul: ....every drug
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If Melli joins Ingo in the present:
Melli: *heading out with Elesa before calling* Be back in a bit, baby!
Ingo: *loudly from the opposite side of the house* OKAY, BYE! I’LL MISS YOOOU!
Melli: I'll miss you fucking more!
#source: scott pilgrim#Melli (Pokemon)#Ingo (Pokemon)#Elesa (Pokemon)#pokemon#incorrect quotes#mellingo#highlandshipping
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Hyuna, answering phone: Hello?
Dewey: It's Dewey.
Hyuna: What did he do this time?
Dewey: No, it's me, Dewey. It's actually me.
Hyuna: What did you do this time?
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Stealth Elf: (answering her phone) Hello?
Spyro: It's Spyro.
Stealth Elf: What did he do this time?
Spyro: No, it's me, Elfy! It's actually me!
Stealth Elf: What did you do this time?
#skylanders#skylanders academy#incorrect quotes#incorrect skylanders quotes#source: scott pilgrim#Spyro#Stealth Elf#admin post
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Lila: Hello. It's Lila. Yu: What did she do this time? Lila: No, it’s Lila. It’s actually me. Yu: What did you do this time?
#who's lila#who’s lila?#lila#detective yu#source: scott pilgrim#mod lila#i believe in yu as will and lila's father figure supremacy
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Mr. Moseby: *Answers phone.* Hello? Zack: It's Zack. Mr. Moseby: What did he do this time? Zack: No, it's me, Zack. It's actually me. Mr. Moseby: What did you do this time?
#source: scott pilgrim#mr moseby#zack martin#the suite life of zack and cody#the suite life on deck#incorrect quotes#disney channel
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Zenblock, answering his phone: Hello?
Kevin: It's Kevin.
Zenblock, keys in hand: What did he do this time?
Kevin: No, it's me, Kevin, it's actually me.
Zenblock: What did you do this time?
#supernoobs#incorrect quotes#incorrect supernoobs#kevin reynolds#zenblock#zen#supernoobs zen#supernoobs zenblock#source: Scott Pilgrim#source: scott pilgrim vs the world
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[Armor Baron knocks on a door, holding a package. Squid Baron opens the door]
Armor Baron: Are you...Hypno Baron?
Squid Baron: No, I'm Squid. Squid Baron. Hypno Baron is my cool roommate. He lets me use his credit card.
Armor Baron: Oh, so like a sugar daddy situation.
Squid Baron: Sugar what?
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I couldn't even get a reservation at McDonald's. They laughed at me when I called.
Tyler Navarro, Power Rangers Dino Charge
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Lime Chiffon: (answering her phone) Hello?
Lemon Meringue: It's Lemon.
Lime Chiffon: What did she do this time?
Lemon Meringue: No, it's me, Lime! It's actually me!
Lime Chiffon: What did you do this time?
#strawberry shortcake berry in the big city#strawberry shortcake#berry in the big city#incorrect quotes#source: scott pilgrim#Lemon Meringue#Lime Chiffon#admin post
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Aven: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Edda: It's Edda.
Aven: What did she do this time?
Edda: No, it's me, Edda. It's actually me.
Aven: What did you do this time?
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Lilian: *Answers phone.* Hello? Penelope: It's Penelope. Lilian What did Parker do this time? Penelope: No, it's me, Penelope. It's actually me. Lilian: What did you do this time?
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