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petitprincess1 · 7 months ago
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Satan: I ruled the endless dark since long before the golden angel's fall.
Lucifer: Hey, Satan! Satan, look at me!
Satan: *snorts in annoyance and turns to Lu*
Lucifer:
Lucifer: Bitch.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year ago
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Dave: okay, ladies and gentlemen!
Dave: uhh.. a grizzly bear. grizzly bear?
Grizzly: *is bear*
Jake: *wakes up from his nap*
Dave: alriiiight…
Jake: *sees the bear and skedaddles behind dave*
Dave: ohhh my god…
Dave: uh
Grizzly Bear: *starts ripping up the couch*
Dave: do- do you uh… welcome to the show!
Dave: …aw fuck…
Dave: this is still safe, right?
Grizzly Bear: *starts climbing on the interview table*
Jake: *is visibly unsafe*
Dave: I no longer am a fan of this bit
Grizzly Bear: *crushes the interview table*
Dave: AGH!
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hinge · 28 days ago
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Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co
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hawkinsincorrect · 1 year ago
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Max: I'm dying.
Robin: We all are.
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coochiequeens · 1 year ago
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Another reason not to have sons.
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Left Side: Andre Eugene [L] and his mother Donna Hyman [R]. Right Side: A photo of Gigi the poodle on Hyman's Facebook.
By Reduxx Team January 27, 2024
A trans-identified male is in custody following the horrific stabbing death of both his mother and her beloved dog. Andre Eugene, who reportedly identifies as a “woman,” is facing charges of murder in the second degree and aggravated cruelty to animals.
Eugene’s mother, Donna Marie Hyman, was found dead in her Brooklyn apartment on January 19 after police were called by Hyman’s sister. The woman says she had received a call from Hyman, but when she answered could only hear blood-curdling screams.
Content warning: descriptions of how he killed his mother and her mini poodle
Hyman was found “lying lifeless on the floor” and had been stabbed over 50 times in the head and chest. The corpse of Hyman’s mini poodle, Gigi, was found outside of the building, having apparently been stabbed and thrown from the 11th floor.
According to court records, police officers found Eugene “naked and covered in blood” in the building’s lobby. Despite the obvious indications of foul play, Eugene reportedly attempted to claim that Hyman had died by suicide and that Gigi had fallen from the balcony by accident.
Eugene was later treated for stab wounds that were suspected to be self-inflicted, as well as a dog bite.
Eugene worked as a paraprofessional with kindergarten-aged students at the Henry D. Woodworth School in Brooklyn. At the time of this writing, his name still appears on the staff roster for the school.
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From the staff list at Henry D. Woodworth.
Following Eugene’s arrest, there were some discrepancies in the way in which the crime was reported. While most media outlets correctly referred to Eugene as Hyman’s son, information was later released by police which indicated that Eugene identified as a transgender “woman.”
While it is unclear when Eugene began to transition, multiple early photos of him and his mother posted to her Facebook show him with a masculine appearance. Comments under photos featuring Eugene all suggest he was well-liked by friends and family.
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Eugene with family members. Source: Donna Hyman / FACEBOOK.
Though Eugene’s gender identity is not mentioned anywhere on Hyman’s Facebook where she often shared photos of her family and friends, two photos of Gigi, her poodle, were posted that suggest Hyman was in favor of LGBT causes. In one, Gigi is seen with a Gay Pride Month banner. In another, the dog is centered in an Human Rights Campaign photo frame that says “Fighting For Transgender Justice.”
Eugene is currently being held at the Eric M. Tyler Center on Rikers Island, a facility that houses male adults and adolescents. His intake information lists his sex as “male.”
There have been multiple incidents involving trans-identified males murdering their parent or parents in recent years.
In December of 2022, Nikki Secondino, a trans-identified male Instagram influencer, fatally stabbed his father and severely injured his sister while on a violent rampage over a laptop. Secondino gave a chilling confession to police after being arrested, revealing that he had first bludgeoned his father’s head with a hammer and then stabbed him with a knife. He then stabbed his sister when she attempted to intervene.
Months later, a trans-identified male in Virginia Beach was arrested and charged with the murder of his father. As previously reported by Reduxx, Michael Aaron Horwitz, 34, stabbed Dr. Abbey Horwitz to death at his home for reasons which are still unclear. Horwitz is being held at the Virginia Beach Jail awaiting trial.
here's an article written just over a year ago
"The Femicide Census, co-founded by Clarrie O’Callaghan and Karen Ingala Smith, records the death of every woman killed by a man in England and Wales. The number of women killed by sons has shown a steady and alarming rise since 2016, after decades of remaining stable. The number of grandmothers killed by grandsons has also risen. While younger women are more at risk of being killed by a partner or ex-partner, it is women in their 60s and older who are risk from their older sons and grandsons."
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officialcelebrity · 7 months ago
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"gonna tell my kids this is the eric andre show"
by Sally Darr Griffin (@sallydarrgriffin on TikTok)
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[origin date Nov. 27 2019]
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cuetzpalin1234 · 1 year ago
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Chicano report back on International Day Against Police Brutality
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Today is Friday March 15, 2024. It is International Day Against Police Brutality. Yesterday on Thursday March 14th, I decided to write this piece since there are several things going on this month. March marks Women’s Herstory Month, Social Work Month, the Cesear Chavez March, the historic Chicano blowouts, and so much more. This day also marks the 2-year anniversary of the murder of Kevin Johnson by police. It happened in March of 2022. If you are new to the story, you can find out the details here: Man killed by SAPD officers shot 12 times, including 8 times in the back, autopsy shows (ksat.com). However, I must say that the capitalist media has never been the greatest source of information. If you are familiar with Malcolm X you can remember he was quoted saying, “If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
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What happened to Kevin Johnson is a case and point. We can see another case and point currently going on right now with Palestine. They are portraying the colonized Palestinians who are the oppressed as the villain or terrorist and the Israeli Zionist colonizers who are the oppressor as the hero and victim.
Since we have been conditioned for some time now by the capitalist system, their narrative almost always goes unquestioned because people believe the working poor (working class) and “criminal” class (lumpen proletariat) are elements that should be looked down upon society. Whether it is within or without those classes, there are people out there who willingly advance reactionary ideas that were developed by the capitalist system to criminalize those very two classes.
According to Romero (2001), “Characterization of this population as super predators is socially constructed through a racial lens-the lens that reflects the images of White middle-class youth as “our” children and Indigenous/Latino (& African) adolescent males as violent, inherently dangerous and endangering” (p. 1084). Based on my research I found that John DiLulio was the “academic” proponent behind calling inner city youth “super-predators” and he described those very same youth as “growing up surrounded by deviant, delinquent, and criminal adults in chaotic, dysfunctional, fatherless, Godless, and jobless settings” (Romero, 2001). Is it any wonder why the following people who were also murdered by the police were portrayed the same way to the public? Marquise Jones, Charles Roundtree, Andre Hernandez, Norman Cooper, Jesse Aguirre, Darryl Zemault, Eric Mejia, Damian Daniels, Antronie Scott, and the list goes on unfortunately.
All this capitalist propaganda and/or "Copaganda" we see when something like this happens is designed to keep us from the truth and justice. The truth is the masses of working African and Indigenous people or even so-called gangs or street organizations are not the main problems that we face. Of course, everyone bears responsibility for keeping these reactionary ideas going, which is why I am involved in an organization working for justice to see that these ideas are checked. We should be directing our attention to the African and Indigenous/Latino/Hispanic petit bourgeoisie. The majority in that class who were not involved in the struggle benefit from the sacrifices made by people involved in social movements struggling for liberation. They don’t want us to focus on how they got to those positions off the backs of the masses of people, those two classes mentioned before. They don’t want us to focus on how it was the masses who pushed the capitalist system to allow programs to be created to have an African and Indigenous petit bourgeoise, which for the system meant protecting its interests and keeping the masses in check.
You can see this play out in the case of Kevin Johnson. After the day Kevin was killed by police there were news reports following the reaction from the police and the community. If you pay attention, you can see that the strategy of pacification was implemented. Just like how Malcolm X described the difference between the field slave and the house slave on the plantation. The slave master would use the house slave to keep the masses of field slaves in check when they would rebel. Just like when the community righteously rebelled against those officers for killing their family member, their brother, their friend. The capitalist media busts out the house slave, but this time it's the Black over seer. Former San Antonio law enforcement officer looks to bridge relations between police and community (ksat.com) This ex-police officer stated, "The community has gotten afraid of the police and, I believe the police became afraid of the community". When cops are not blatantly using their brute force under the "Iron Fist" approach, they are using community policing model as another tool under the guise of the "Velvet Glove" approach to infiltrate our communities to keep us from becoming militant.
Please don't take this out of context. The masses wanted us to gain knowledge and skills that would benefit our movement for justice. So, we must not avoid attending college, but we must become more conscious about our situation here in the US because it affects us politically, socially, culturally, and economically. For more context and background just look up the Kerner Commission report: 1968 Kerner Commission Report | Othering & Belonging Institute (berkeley.edu)
It is time to start challenging the dominant narrative and creating our own platforms to share our narrative so we can tell our own side of the story without it being coopted or watered down. The problem is too many people do not want to get involved in an organization working for justice for whatever reason they may have. I am always down to meet people where they are at, but we must challenge those reactionary ideas when they come up in our work. Most working-class people today are not class conscious. Instead of uniting together to defeat the capitalists to build a better society they want to be involved in that system and milk it as much as possible.  The criminal class whether it be from the African or Indigenous community is designed to exploit the people instead of uniting with the masses of their people to try and find collective solutions to the problems which come from the system that sets them up to be outlaws. If you understand how capitalism works you understand these paradoxes because the masses of people are propagandized in a certain way to see how the world operates and appears to be. This means we cannot hold our people in contempt. We must hold the capitalist system in contempt. We have to go beyond just being anti-racist. We must be anti-capitalist, anti-patriarchal, and anti-colonial. Why does this system allow a criminal class to exist in the first place? To keep us from organizing and fighting back against it. It serves the adversaries of the masses of our people. Just look at all the drugs coming into the community, for example. Just look at who makes up the masses of people who are incarcerated. That is why the so-called criminal justice system makes sure to keep crime going among our people. We tend to leave the system of capitalism outside of the analysis, thus always placing blame on the very same people who are being held in the grip of that system. Take for example, the 1033 program that is being implemented as we speak or the Project Safe Neighborhoods program. Did you know that these programs even existed? Do you know anything about them? If you do your research, you will understand that the situations people are put into like those mentioned above are not random. People are being systematically targeted. Particularly, the African and Indigenous community.
Thinking about brother Malcom’s words I thought to myself if people here are consuming news or information that is providing a narrative that is bought and paid for by big multi-national corporations then that must mean why so many people are so miss informed about so many things that are and should be important to us. This is why so many people must hear what reactionary entertainers have to say about our problems, or even your local/national news giving only a tip of the iceberg level of analysis if any instead of asking the hard questions and looking at the root of the problem. Fear is used to control us. It makes the masses afraid and portrays actual revolutionaries and revolutionary organizations on the frontlines bringing you information based on truth and justice as violent and loveless. This is how the system keeps us divided and dependent. It is love that guides us revolutionaries not hate. Join an organization working for justice today!
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ear-worthy · 2 years ago
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Pod-Alization: Fantasy Football Podcast; Spotify At Podcast Movement; Bombing At Life
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NFL Network & iHeartPodcasts collaborate on fantasy football show
It's a smart move by the NFL Network and iHeartPodcasts to collaborate on NFL podcasts. After all, the NFL knows its football product, and iHeart knows podcasting. Earlier this week, iHeartMedia and the National Football League (NFL) announced an exclusive multi-year deal to bring “The Fantasy Footballers Dynasty Show” podcast to the NFL Podcast Network. A spin-off of the Fantasy Footballers Show started in 2014 by hosts Andy Holloway, Jason Moore and Mike Wright, the recently launched podcast will dive into the Dynasty world of fantasy football including NFL rookie scouting, NFL draft coverage, Dynasty draft advice, player breakdowns, and more.
Each Wednesday, one or more of the Fantasy Footballers – Holloway, Moore or Wright – will join their Editor-in-Chief Kyle Borgognoni and injury expert Matthew Betz to walk listeners through player rankings and trade values that will help take their Dynasty fantasy football game to the next level and dominate their league.
“The Fantasy Footballers Dynasty Show is an incredibly high-quality and entertaining podcast from the best in the business,” said Will Pearson, President of iHeartPodcasts. “We look forward to bringing the show to even more fantasy football fans across the country and are excited to welcome it to the NFL Podcast Network.”
“With the start of the 2023 season right around the corner, we’re looking forward to the continued growth of the NFL Podcast Network” said Meredith Battin, Vice President, Head of Business Operations & Club Media. “We’re excited to partner with iHeartMedia to add The Fantasy Footballers Dynasty Show alongside other fan favorites like Around the NFL and Good Morning Football, among others.”
“We're honored and excited to be partnering with the NFL and iHeart Media on our Dynasty show,” said Jason Moore, Host of The Fantasy Footballers. "Together with these outstanding partners, we look forward to providing fans with even more entertaining and useful content that makes fantasy football so much fun."
NFL Podcast Network is a collaboration between the NFL and iHeartMedia. It is the premier destination for coverage of the NFL and its 32 Teams, serving as the home for all official podcasts produced by NFL Media and the NFL. The network is home to popular podcasts including Around the NFL, Good Morning Football, Move the Sticks, The Season with Peter Schrager, and more.
Fans can see the full lineup of podcasts here.
Football has already captured your eyes. Your ears are next.
Three iHeart Podcasts to recommend
Here are three iHeart podcasts that each offer their target audience a listening experience that can enjoy.
First, it's Princess of South Beach. Tune in on Tuesdays to follow South Beach’s most dysfunctional family for season two of the hit iHeartPodcast. Join Estrella as she teams up with Raúl and Andrés on a wild journey to find her long-lost high school sweetheart, Gabby. Meanwhile, Esteban discovers that the role of mayor may be more challenging than his time in prison, leading him to seek help from an unexpected source… all while a newly single Luisa connects with a special someone from Esteban's past. As relationships intertwine, new secrets come to light and a sudden reappearance threatens to disrupt everybody's schemes.
These people make the Real Housewives look like amateur drama queens.
Second, it's Bombing with Eric Andre. I personally enjoy any podcast that focuses on how failure can lead to success. Fans of Eric Andre know there’s never a dull moment when he’s a part of the conversation, and listeners of his new podcast will find themselves laughing alongside the comedian as he hangs with his friends to talk about BOMBING.
They talk about their worst moments in all sorts of ways - on stage, in public, bombing in life and many more gnarly stories that may or may not involve audience members throwing a punch. Tune in on Wednesdays to hear more.
A similarly themed podcast that I love is Yeah, I F*cked That Up by Warner Music, which challenges the stigma of failure as the podcast highlights stories of defeat from prominent figures in the entertainment industry. The interview series premiered July 11 with featured guests Kelly Rowland and Steven Van Zandt.
Third, it's a podcast that is a stress reliever, and we can all use that safety valve.Nothing much happens: bedtime stories to help you sleep can be your answer to long, restless nights. Host Kathryn Nicolai’s bedtime stories are here to help you escape the chaos of everyday life, providing a soft landing spot for your mind to relax, settle and sleep. Press play on Mondays and join the millions of listeners who’ve found sweet dreams and better mornings.
Podcast Movement Conference in Denver a big success
The Podcast Movement conference in Denver (August 21-24) brought together the best minds in podcasting. Bryan Barletta and Tom Webster of Sounds Profitable attended and spoke. Podcast influencer Arielle Nissenblatt attended, as well as Podnews Managing Editor James Cridland. For the last decade, the goal of Podcast Movement has been to bring together and educate active and aspiring podcasters, and to grow the podcast community and industry as a whole.
This year, the conference in Denver offered over 150 educational and informative breakout sessions and panels spread across several tracks, enlightening and encouraging keynote presentations, and fun virtual networking events and parties.
The conference organizers were careful to format the conference in a way that there would be four days worth of sessions and activities, starting with a day of orientations and workshops, followed by three full conference days, that directly benefit anyone currently involved with, or looking to get into, podcasting and the podcast industry. With over 200 speakers and panelists participating in over 100 different sessions for you to pick from, Podcast Movement offered value to aspiring, indie, and new podcasters.
Of course, Spotify just had to steal the limelight to announce a number of features for podcasters to engage with audiences, get discovered, and grow. Spotify announced show page customization, which will enable creators to personalize parts of their podcast show page for the first time.
Impressions analytics will enable creators to understand how their show gets discovered on Spotify. They can use their Spotify for Podcasters dashboard to see the total number of impressions for their show and individual episodes in the past 30 days, how they have trended over that period, as well as specific sources on Spotify those impressions came from.
Creator controls for podcast previews will make it possible for creators to edit podcast previews, so they can select which part of their podcast they want to have included. Spotify’s new home feed presents users with automatically-generated previews of their personalized recommendations, which helps more listeners discover more content, and this will give creators more control over that content. Hosted and non-hosted creators can unlock this feature through Spotify for Podcasters this fall.
Podcast Movement 2023 was a huge success and should be considered a "must-attend" by aspirational or indie podcasters. Unlike the TV or film industries, where backbiting and gossip mongering are essential tools for survival, the podcast community is a collegial and collaborative community. That is, if you don't count Spotify, Apple, or Amazon, who all want to rule the podcasting world.
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musicudio · 2 years ago
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Rosario Dawson Net Worth 2023, Bio, Upcoming Movie, Boyfriend, and many more
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Rosario Dawson will earn $18 million in 2023. After acting in popular movies and TV shows, she became famous. She debuted as Ruby in Kids, in 1995. Her initial film’s popularity led to numerous job offers.
Who is Rosario Dawson?
Dawson is an American actor. On May 9, 1979, Dawson was born. Most people desire to know Dawson’s wealth. The search for Dawson’s net worth has begun. Online sources list Rosario Dawson’s net worth. To learn additional information, let’s dive into the details and Read the complete post.
Rosario Dawson’s Net Worth
Monthly Income And Salary$1,60,000 +Yearly Income And Salary$2 Million +
The actress “Dawson” is worth $18 million. Wikipedia, Forbes, and Bloomberg all say that the most well-known American actor, Dawson, is worth $18 million. Dawson has been in a number of movies and TV shows that did well. After she became famous, she got a big contract for movies and TV. Her first movie in 1995 made her famous.
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Rosario Dawson Bio
Source of Wealth: Film and Television
Full Name: Rosario Isabel Dawson
Age: 40
Birth Place: New York, NY, USA
Height: 5′ 7″ (1.70 m)
Weight: 60 kg (132 lbs)
Marital Status: Single
Nationality: American
Date of Birth: May 9, 1979
Ethnicity: Puerto Rican, Cuban, and African
Occupation: Actress
Education: Columbia University
Children: 1 (Lola)
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Dawson turned 44 on May 9, 2018. She was born in New York. Her full name is Rosario Isabel Dawson, but she goes by  Dawson at work. Her Afro-Cuban and Puerto Rican mother, Isabel Celeste, raised her family there.
Her mother had her when she was 17. Her mother is neither Afro-Cuban nor Puerto Rican. Her mother married Greg Dawson, who worked on building projects. Her family went to the Texas city of Garland. She has become well-known as an actress.
The films Side Streets, He Got Game, and Girls’ Night Out from 1998 all featured her work. She is well-known for her appearances in film and television. She made her film debut in 1999’s music video for Out of Control. In order to gain fame, she has collaborated with well-known individuals. gamers and voice actors.
In the video game Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure by Marc Eck from 2006, she plays Tina.
Her work is also featured in Lego Dimensions, Dishonoured: Death of the Outsider, and Dishonoured 2.
She spent a lot of time working on television.
She made her Punk’d debut in 2003. She has won the American Black Film Festival and the NAACP Image Award.
How Tall is Rosario Dawson?
Famous American actress Dawson is one of them. Dawson receives an excellent salary. Dawson is 54 kilograms and 5’7″ tall.
Rosario Dawson Children and Parents
Rosario Dawson Dating Life
Dawson’s personal life includes the adoption of Lola, a 12-year-old child, in 2014. She dated the actor Jason Lewis from 2004 to 2006, followed by the director Danny Boyle (2012–2013), before starting a relationship with the comedian Eric Andre in 2017. However, it’s thought that she is still legally single at this time. Los Angeles, California, is where she lives. Rosario is renowned for being a Trekkie because she adores “Star Trek” and even knows a few Klingon words.
Rosario Dawson Boyfriend
Dawson confirmed her connection with US Senator Cory Booker in March 2019. Their romance came to an end in February 2022.
Rosario Dawson Appearance
Eye ColourDark BrownHair ColourDark BrownHeight170 cm( 5 feet 7 inches)Weight(119 lbs) 54 kg
Rosario Dawson Education
EducationLee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute
Rosario Dawson Career 
Dawson’s big break came with the controversial movie “Kids,” which came out in 1998. Later, she was in the independent movies “He Got Game,” “Side Streets,” and “Light It Up.”
In 2001, she was in the movie “Josie and the Pussycats.” Dawson was in “Sin City,” “Daredevil,” and “The LEGO Batman Movie.” Dawson was in “The Mandalorian,” “Luke Cage,” and “Jane the Virgin.” She helped start Voto Latino, an organization that urges young Latinos to vote.
Rosario Dawson Upcoming Movies
Haunted Mansion- On July 28, 2023, the English movie Haunted Mansion will come out. Dawson, Winona Ryder, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Jared Leto are all led by Justin Simien. Haunted Mansion added Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito, Lakeith Stanfield, and Tiffany Haddish.
Rosario Dawson Awards and Achievements
Dawson has worked in showbiz since the mid-1990s. Here are some of her most important accomplishments:
⇒“Rent” won her the 2005 Satellite Award for Best Supporting Actress.
⇒She won the NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Actress in Motion Picture for her work in “Rent” in 2006.
⇒“Top of the Lake” won her the 2013 Satellite Award for Best Actress in a Dramatic Television Series.
⇒“Top of the Lake” earned her the 2014 Gracie Award for Outstanding Female Actor in a Leading Role in a Drama Series.
⇒“Jane the Virgin” won her the 2019 Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series.
⇒“Luke Cage” helped her win the 2019 NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series.
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jasonsthunderthighs · 3 years ago
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Jason: Hey, hey, B. Look at me.
Bruce: *Turns around to face Jason*
Jason: Bitch.
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incorrectafcrichmond · 2 years ago
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Isaac: Y'all fit as a couple, that's what's up.
Keeley: Thank you lord!
Isaac: Don't thank the lord, I gave you a compliment, thank me.
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petitprincess1 · 3 years ago
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Belos: I don't need these blasphemous witches anymore! Finally after 400 years, I'm finally free! Why can't you just be happy for me!?
Luz, spittin' straight lies: I mean, if you're happy, then I'm happy, y'know-
Belos: Of course I'm happy! Do I not look happy!? ...This is the face of a happy person!!
Luz: Hey, Philip, look at me.
Belos: *turns to Luz*
Luz:
Luz, grabbing his arm with the branding glove: Bitch.
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buddy-anon · 3 years ago
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incorrectlumityquotes · 4 years ago
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incorrectpsychonautsquotes · 3 years ago
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Ford: I don't need my meds anymore, Otto! I'm free for the first fucking time! Why can't you just be happy for me man?
Otto: If you happy than I'm happy-
Ford: I'm happy, I'm happy! Look at me, do I not look happy? Do I not look happy? This is the face of a happy person.
Otto: Hey. Hey Ford, look at me.
Otto: Bitch.
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theenbynightingale · 3 years ago
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Pete on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change, but when is Dante gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies? 
Crowd of People: *cheers* 
Pete: *pulls out a gun and shoots Dante until they run out of bullets* 
Pete: *reloads, then shoots Dante until they run out of bullets* 
Pete: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed Dante?
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pinktwinkiezoppo · 4 years ago
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Rex: Hey, Kevin, look at me.
Kevin: *Turns around to look at Rex*
Rex:
Rex: Bitch
Kevin: *Chases him*
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