#source: wreck-it ralph

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[bbu-fan-blog]

Elaine, before an attack: All right, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once!

Elaine: "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!

Elaine: It's "Make your mamas proud" time!

Spoons: I love my mama!

[rodneyfuncomiccollectiontwo]

Ma-san: *jumps out of a taxi* Matt: Why it's Ma-san! What brings you here? Ma-san: ꩜;&?@# Paula: What's she saying, Matt? Matt: Stand by, my Ma-sanese is a little rusty. Matt: Ahem... ♯?꩜=&! Ma-san: ꩜!#?&; Matt: Uh, um... 𖡎ຊ%? Ma-san: %!&?÷£ Matt: *gasp* ☄✘🕱? Ma-san: ☄🕱✘⚡︎ Matt: PJ's gone missing?!

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: I've been thinking

Elisabeth: That’s dangerous

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *crossing his arms petulantly* I don't have to do boo!

Wally: ...

Wally: *sheepishly* Forgive my pottymouth.

[milesdoesstuffyt]

Pintrest, but it's a fandom fracture

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW MUGMAN AND SHADOW MILK COOKIE ARGUING WITH TURBO ABOUT THIS CAUSE THIS WAS HILARIOUS 😭

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Blitz sees Stolas really bummed out after failing to help cook dinner, so he tries to cheer him up)

Blitz (Emphatically tells Stolas): Everyone makes mistakes Stols! Everyone fails at one point or another and it's okay! You've just got to take your biggest mistake and embrace it!

Stolas (Gives a small, grateful smile before bending down to hug Blitz)

Blitz (Hugs back until a moment later exclaims): Hey!

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(Asmodeus confronts Mammon after he tries to mess with him and Fizzarolli again)

Asmodeus (Growls and becomes surrounded by flames as he stomps towards Mammon): I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF YOU!!!

Mammon (Spots the other Sin before frantically putting on a pair of glasses and saying): You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? (Asmodeus plucks Mammon's glasses off and smacks him with it)

Mammon (Works through what just happened): You hit a guy...with glasses, that's uh, well-played. (Asmodeus proceeds to kick Mammon's ass)

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Jimmy: As your merciful Emperor, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be…

Jimmy: …Executed.

Gem: Well, this place just got interesting.

[arwenkenobi48]

Enmu: *puts on a pair of spectacles* you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would you?

Tanjiro: *takes the glasses and thwacks Enmu over the head with them*

Enmu: oh, you hit a guy with glasses…that’s well played

[king-crawler]

Found an old blog post on wordpress by theragingfanboy that goes into lots of good details comparing differences between Wreck-It Ralph's trailer and the final film :] AND ALSO JUST LOTS OF FILM DETAILS.

[danisha-tdh]

Turbo and Cruella interactions-

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Joxer: I've been thinking...

Xena: That's dangerous.

[totallycorrectoddparents]

Jorgen: What's the first rule of the Fairy Academy? Cosmo: Uh, no cuts, no buts, no coconuts?

[tobikomigames1997]

Felix: "Yesterday, I overheard Candlehead asking "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Jubileena replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one place to another so quickly in my entire life."

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: Anything to declare?

Geoffrey: I hate you

Edgar: I get that a lot

[find-a-canonmate]

Current Name/Pronouns: kailla or maximillian (ask me how to pronounce those) | they/he/she

Body Age: 18!

ID: fictionkin!

Source: wreck it ralph (movie)

Character(s) you are: turbo/king candy

Type of relationships you want: any, but mostly platonic!!

Canon lenient or divergent: mostly canon lenient!

How to contact you: you can int on this post and ill come say hi!

Extra: no one under 15 int please, ill be very uncomfortable!! and im moooosttlllyyy looking for other candy or turbo, felix, and sour bill!

Good luck, Kailla!