#incorrect sugar rush quotes

[tobikomigames1997]

Felix: "Yesterday, I overheard Candlehead asking "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Jubileena replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one place to another so quickly in my entire life."

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: *Sitting on the porch with a pumpkin bowl full of candy* Not to sound like a predator but where are all the kids??

[demigoddessqueens]

Masterlist 11

Writing Drabbles

Intimacy

avert your eyes

SFW writings

Match up pairings - Valkyrie // Trevor Belmont // Alucard // multi-fandom pairing //

Song 🎶 fics - Vax fic // Percy fic // Grog // Caleb // Cadeuces // Grog - fic 2 //

Song fic: multi-party - Pike/Jester/Laudna //

Pretty Little Liars 💋/Original Sin 🔪- being mouse’s sibling //

Genshin Impact - Neuvillette flirting //

Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon 🐉- aegon + writing prompt // aemond headcanons // incorrect quotes // jock 💪 aemond //

Ewan Mitchell - Martin (in the modern world) //

The Decameron - Dr Dioneo fluff // Dioneo and the artist //

Hades - making out with Moros //

Marvel

MCUniverse - Namor + female general // Paradox ⚡️ headcanons // incorrect quotes // incorrect quotes 2 // incorrect quotes 3 // incorrect quotes 4 // incorrect quotes 5 //

Werewolf by Night - Jack Russell fluff //

X-Men - relationship headcanons //

Bridgerton - Benedict SFW (+ NSFW) //

Fallout - found family + Lucy //

Dune - Chani + sister!figure //

Ultraman Rising - kenji x male!reader //

A Quiet Place: Day One - dating Eric //

Monkey Man - writing prompt ask //

Blood of Zeus ⚡️- ares x Hindu!god!reader // Dionysus with pregnant!reader + twins // hard to get Ares // can’t carry a tune 🎶 // Hermes and Apollo twins // sneaking with Poseidon // childhood friend // rise of Venus 💕 // friends of monsters // plus size reader //

Critical Role 🎲

Vox Machina - thicc thighs // (my darling) yandere // grog + sorcerer!reader // Percy + harpy kiss // yandere Vax and Percy // bard oc + scanlan // kidnapped?! // wild witch 🧙// domestic + affectionate //

Mighty Nein - hold my ale // you get separated // flirting as a bard 🎵//

Bell’s Hells - constellation Druid //

Other -

Dungeon Meshi - toshiro headcanons //

Castlevania/Nocturne 🌙 - once upon a December // Fae healer lover // fall asleep on their shoulder // Trio + modern au // lover’s voice kink // divine paladin, cleric // roasts and insults // richter + elf!reader // sugar 🍬 rush //

Assassins Creed - Kenway friend // drunk Haytham // Connor and author s/o // the cuddling type // gyaru reader // altair and day off // Altair and eagles // Malik headcanons // markings of Eden // supportive Altair //

Codexmonthly prompts

July “magic”

August “rooftop”

September “leap”

Baldurs Gate - linking pinkies // peck 💋 on lips // practicing “I love you” // Gale + insecure!body reader // blue dragon in the rain // too close to call //

Batstarion 🦇 Week 2024 - day 6 // day 7

Star Wars - Rey skywalker + reader with anxiety //

NSFW writings

Twisters 🌪️ - sweet darlin //

Critical Role 🎲

Multiparty - match freak //

Vox Machina - lover & giver // ride of your life //

Mighty Nein - your reward + round 2 //

Bell’s Hells - braius fic //

Castlevania - you taste good (ft C.R.) //

[dichard-grayson]

Music poll game

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most! Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going

@calsvoid thank you for tagging me!!

I’m going this using my current favorites playlist but let me know if you want me to do it with my entire playlist.

I’ll tag @incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly @i-care-bout-things-too @audhd-nightwing @rt-nique @somanyrobins and anyone else who wants to play!!

[drinking-with-cupid]

Hi everyone! Welcome to my blog! ₊˚⊹ ᰔ

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You can call me Akira, Chocolate or Orcinus. I'm a 21 year old girlie from Germany.

This blog is dedicated to my relationships with my partners from One Piece. Please keep in mind that these relationships are real and meaningful to me and not just some fun hobby. My partners have my heart and soul and I love them endlessly.

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My partners:

Charlotte Katakuri -> husband

Donquixote Doflamingo -> fiancé

Arlong -> boyfriend

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My tags:

Katakuri: big bad boy🍡

Chocolate: deadly sugar rush🍫

-> our ship: the taste of heaven🍫🍡

Arlong: ocean eyes🦈

Orcinus: killer queen🪸

-> our ship: deep sea kisses🪸🦈

Doflamingo: a god among men🦩

Akira: bullet of dressrosa🦅

-> our ship: bird in a cage🦅🦩

Nsfw: akira after dark

My art: akiras art

Incorrect quotes: akiras incorrect quotes

Responding to asks: akira answers asks

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Do not interact if you ship anyone with my f/os (this includes yourself, self inserts, friends, ocs and canon characters). My relationships with them are real and meaningful to me. I do not wish to see anyone else with my boyfriend, my fiancé or my husband.

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My side blogs:

Furry: @citrus-paws

Fictionkin: @mahitos-corner

Objectum: @gasoline-in-my-blood

Age regression: @sweet-bunny-bun

[twinsunstars]

Omega's Behind-the-Scene Vlog (Part 7) *Omega sitting in the breakroom on set, her camera focusing on her eating a donut* Omega: It’s the afternoon, Echo brought us some donuts for us to share! He brought a lot too! Echo *off camera*: I only brought you two. Omega, mouthful of donut: Why? Echo: I don’t want you running around set after you got a high sugar rush when you ate so many last time. Omega: I don’t remember that. When was that? Echo: First season filming, you knocked out for hours. We’re not going through that again. Omega: *pouts* *Echo is heard walking away, Crosshair comes by behind Omega* Crosshair, secretly handing Omega two more donuts, then walking away: Cause chaos, kid. *Omega smiles brightly, enjoying her donuts* BONUS: What Happened Last Time During Season 1 Filming: Omega, frosting and sprinkles on her face: *running around on set as fast as she can* Omega: I am as fast as a ship through hyperspace! The Batch and the set crew: *trying to catch her and get her to rest*

part of my Bad Batch Season 3 Actors/Behind The Scenes Incorrect Quotes series!

The Bad Batch Season 3 Actors/Behind the Scenes Incorrect Quotes Masterlist 🎬

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Sun and Moon show incorrect quotes 3.

1.Ruin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

2.Lunar: When I was your age- Bloodmoon, mocking Lunar: When I was your height. Lunar: Lunar: Listen here you little shit-

3.Bloodmoon, to Moon: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

4.Bloodmoon rushes by with an armful of water bottles Sun: What's going on? Moon: Bloodmoon wouldn't drink water. Sun: …And? Moon: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle. Bloodmoon, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

5.Moon, texting: Ruin, will you please go to sleep? Ruin, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Eclipse, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! Moon, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Ruin, texting: I’m trying Eclipse, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH Moon, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

6.Eclipse: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Bloodmoon: …I was hungry.

7.Sun, texting Moon: Moon! Help I'm being kidnapped! Moon: Where are you? Sun: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help. Moon: I'll call Earth. Earth, answering their cell: Y'ello? Moon: Where's Sun? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Earth: Sun? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me- Earth: Earth: I'll call you back. Hangs up Earth: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD! Sun: WHO ARE YOU!?

9.Eclipse: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Lunar: Even better! Eclipse: What the fuck did you- Lunar: holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.

10.Bloodmoon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Eclipse, used to Bloodmoon being dumb: Sure… Bloodmoon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Eclipse: Okay? Bloodmoon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Eclipse: Bloodmoon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Eclipse: Jesus, that one is a little- Ruin, interested: No, no, Bloodmoon, keep going.

11.Bloodmoon, grinning: I have a knife! Earth: Put it down, Bloodmoon. Bloodmoon: Make me! sprints away

12.Monty: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. Earth: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because she is in love with him. Bloodmoon: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for her secret deliveries in the middle of the night. Lunar: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. Chica: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. Ruin: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

13.Earth: Regular soda is too sweet!

Bloodmoon: Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Earth: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn’t have sugar! It’s SPICY!

Bloodmoon: It has other weird stuff in it! I’ll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Earth: It’s SO SWEET like it’s a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Bloodmoon: I’m going to physically attack you.

Earth: Which is better, Ruin?

Ruin: Oh, I usually drink water!

Bloodmoon: Wha- NO!

Earth: DISGUSTING!

14.Sun, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Moon: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

15.Eclipse: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend? Earth: Tell them how you really feel. Sun: Slowly distance yourself from them. Bloodmoon: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price. Eclipse, being handed a sword: …well heck.

16.Moon: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

17.Bloodmoon and Ruin texting Bloodmoon: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely. Ruin: Isn't Eclipse there? Bloodmoon: Yes but I like you more.

18.Eclipse: They… well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Lunar: Um, murder??? Ruin: Adventuring! Bloodmoon: Tuesday.

19.Eclipse: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Lunar, Sun, Earth, and Bloodmoon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

20.Sun: Christmas lights? Moon: Check. Lunar: Thermos of hot cocoa? Moon: Check. Earth: Santa suits? Moon: Check. Eclipse: Shovel? Moon: Check. Bloodmoon: Alibi and bail money? Moon: Check- wait, WHAT?!

[issy5316]

criminal case incorrect quote 172

‘An alternate scene from “death below zero’

Fili: STAR!’runs over to her’

Adalet: SUNSHINE!’Runs over to him’

Fili: STAR!

Adalet: SUNSHINE!

FILI:’with a much angrier tone’STAR!

Adalet:…fili?’realizes fili is rushing over to whoop her ass for getting herself in danger’OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA’begins running the opposite direction as fili chases after her’

Oberon: so……

Nathan: We'll just wait for them to calm down.

Oberon: i just want cake ;-;

(adalet, fili, and oberon are ocs that belong to @astra-galaxie)

[oceangirl24]

Incorrect Quotes- AiP AU Edition

These are fun and I have nothing else to do.

Use this generator to generate incorrect quotes if you want to play too.

Same AU. Same Shawn.

Audrey: *kisses Jon* Jon: ! Audrey: ...Did you steal my chapstick? Jon: Did- did I what? Audrey: My chapstick, Jon. Did you steal it? Shawn: Audrey, for the love of God, not this again. Jon: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick. Audrey: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my chapstick. Jon: Chocolate and popcorn? Shawn: Why do you think it got discontinued?

Jon: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Jon: One... two... three. Shawn: ... Jon: ... Jon: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Jon: If there are no questions, we’ll move on to the next chapter. Shawn: I have a question. Jon: Certainly, Shawn. What is it? Shawn: What’s the point of human existence? Jon: I meant any questions about the subject at hand. Shawn: Oh. Shawn: Frankly, I’d like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.

Shawn: Are you reading fan fiction? Jon, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Shawn: Oh, is it on AO3? Jon: This is CNN.

Jon: Why are you always trying to aggravate me? Shawn: To relax

Jon : Stop failing. Shawn: Don’t tell me what to do! I'll fail right now! Shawn: *Succeeds* Shawn: Dang it!

Audrey: Where have you been all day? Jon: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

Jon: How would you like your coffee? 

Audrey: As dark and as bitter as my soul. 

Jon, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar! 

Audrey: What did you two do? Shawn: Jon : Audrey: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Audrey: What are you two arguing about this time? Jon: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! Shawn: Cry me a table, Jon.

Audrey, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Jon: Audrey, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Shawn, would you get Audrey some water? Shawn: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

Shawn: Hey, Audrey, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? 

Audrey: Yeah. 

Shawn: And you, Jon? 

Jon: Umm... yes? 

Shawn: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! 

Jon: Did they just- 

[cosmicbob]

YANG: So what did you and Nora do for Valentine's Day?

RUBY: Nothing!

YANG: What?! She didn't forget did she?!

RUBY: Ohnonono. See, only a sucker buys Valentine's Day candy before or the day of the holiday. Me and Nora wait till the day after when everything is on sale and discounted. We walked in with just 20 Lien and left with three bags of chocolate!

YANG: Oh gods...

RUBY: IT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME! I had so much chocolate I blacked out from the sugar. I woke up two days later, topless and with war paint on my face, standing on the roof of a grocery store shouting "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!" Best. Valentine's. Ever.

[cipher-zoo]

Kalifa: Why are you in such a bad mood? Kaku: Paulie went on a coffee run and asked me if I wanted some as well. Kalifa: So? Kaku: I didn't want to fall out of character, so I told him to bring me a venti vanilla latte with caramel drizzle... Kalifa: But you only drink black coffee. Kaku: Yes. I know.

[tobikomigames1997]

Vanellope: You’ve got trust issues?

Ralph: Oh, I have trust issues, all right. Yeah. I trust you about as far as I can throw you! *pauses and looks Vanellope up and down* Well, actually, I bet I could throw you pretty far. So, let’s just say I don’t trust you and leave it at that!

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Steves birthday*

Steve: Man, i'm getting old... 105 already

Thor: Well, as they say in Asgard, age is just a number!

Peter: No it isn't

Harley: "age" is a word

Tony: how much cake have you two eaten?

Peter and Harley: *shaking from a sugar rush* 80

Tony: 80 what? Bites?! PIECES!?

Harley: Just... 80

[constantly-questioning-reality]

kevin watching andrew inhale his ice cream and candy

[mha-vilain-au]

Izuku: We are going at a candy store?

Dabi: No morons it's night time, candy stores are close.

Tosho: WE ARE GOING TO ROB A CANDY STORE? :D

[pj-was-here]

Taffyta: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Rancis: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.

Candlehead: I got distracted halfway through.

Vanellope: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.