#spongebob question

[kaydenunderthesea]

Correct me if I’m wrong. I’ve never heard Mr Krabs call SpongeBob “Mr SquarePants”? Like he says “Mr Squidward” I’ve heard him say “boyo” and I can’t recall if Mr Krabs ever said that to SpongeBob.

Please help me.

[yomi-art]

johns favourite nightmare <3

[iheartsyaosaku]

you shouldve seen this coming

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Manny: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Jimmy: I burned my tongue once drinking coffee

Danny: I have a piece of graphite in my hand from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil

SpongeBob: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it

Timmy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and got a really bad burn

Jenny:

Jenny: I have emotional scars

[mcflymemes]

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE (2004) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

my eyes!

pull up your pants, [name]. we're going home.

did you see my underwear? did you want to?

i love being purple.

his chops are too righteous.

you don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

it's some kind of wall of psychic energy.

you two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line.

we paid nine dollars for this?

who turned on the ac?

i suppose i can't execute you.

that's it! i'm through with messing around!

are men afraid of anything?

hey, you know, i actually feel a little better.

i don't even remember why i was sad.

wow, the pressure is already setting in.

your life is in our hands.

hey, look! free ice cream!

i'm making a complete what of myself?

wait, how did you know my name?

eww, i think i stepped in something.

you know, david hasselhoff was a great artist.

stalling? i'm not stalling anything.

are they laughing at us?

don't worry. this'll only hurt a lot.

after going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don't want what you thought you wanted. what you really wanted was inside you all along.

are you crazy?

i was just going to say that your fly is down.

this is the greatest day of my life!

i haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.

lord knows i've tried.

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

i'm supposed to get a toy with this.

i am 100% man!

there. i think i made my point.

you said it yourself, this is man's country. and let's face it. we're just kids.

we don't belong out here.

we do not worship him!

oh... it's evil. it's diabolical. it's lemon-scented!

i got you right where i want you.

can i help you with something?

i've been hired to exterminate you.

you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so i'm gonna let you off with a warning.

they were fake?

of course they were fake!

uh, perhaps i've said too much.

that's a big boot.

hold on there, baldy.

oh, grow up. what, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground?

you never had a chance to defeat me!

i'm an evil genius. and you're just a kid.

i guess you're right.

you know, i've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty seven and a half seconds.

if i've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.

that's great. now get back against the wall.

i did what everyone said a kid couldn't do!

all right, we get the point!

okay, settle down. take it easy.

too bad [name] isn't here to enjoy [name] not being here.

i couldn't agree more.

there's something i need to say first. i just don't know how put it.

[marclef]

From what I’ve learnt from the fact about how much Fake Peppino hates water to the point where he’ll drink it to avoid having it on him… it got me thinking.

Let’s put this into a scenario here. Let’s say, hypothetically, someone where to take Fake Peppino and throw him into something like a pool, would it be possible that he’d attempt to consume all the water before it makes him go all goopy and loose his form? And that’s assuming he can actually swim…

AGAIN, a hypothetical scenario.

what a fun scenario... and wonderfully worded too! 😅

so, let's have a look-see at this hypothetical here, the way i see it there are two ways this could go!

the hypothetical though: SOMEBODY decides to be a jerk VERY rude and push this goopy fella into a big pool of water! obviously not ideal for Fakey.

now, the first direction it could go from here: usually, Fakey reserves trying to suck up any outside water if it's a smaller body, say falling into a puddle or being shoved into a bathtub. but, it's always possible he'd try it here, anything to stop the water from touching his sensitive outside skin! his insides are like a sponge though when it comes to liquids; they absorb very quickly, but it'll stay saturated in his skin for a while afterwards, until he dries or manages to fully convert it into goop.

but... an entire pool of water though... that's a lot of liquid.

and another fun fact, Fake Peppino hates being soggy. so now he's been shoved into a pool, panicked and drank a ton of water to save himself, and now he's wet and spongy...

he is not gonna be in the best of moods.

of course, that's only one of two ways this could go though! the other is much more simple....

that being, that it's way too much water to try that with. so the much more likely scenario that'll happen is simply this:

the well-known Fake Peppino Goop Pile. too much liquid and he can't even hold his form down! he won't dissolve in the water at least, just reduced to an extra-slimy, writhing blob of Goop. at which point he'd do everything he can to flee from the water, and start trying to find any way to dry off quicker.

how rude of somebody to push him into the water like that though; don't they know how uncomfortable being like this feels? at least there's one benefit to being a living pile of goo, and that's being able to smother the jerk who did this to you!

(haha, get GOOPED idiot 👆)

[pipfrankenstein]

my two comfort characters

[ocwonderland]

Would your OC be able to make it through

the perfume department?

[chlorophyll-tints]

DOUKA PLEASE CAN U KEEP MY SECRETTTT

[springbon-t-art]

You were in my dream last night and Like In the dream I was laying on the bed with my phone and Then Um A notification came on and It was You made about the SpongeBob musical and like Idk You were the middle and SpongeBob was, I don't know talking in circles and you were just there for some reason?? But then Also I think you just drew him Like a doodle, And I literally got so excited in the dream I literally started typing Complete gibberish because I got so excited like “OMG RHAT DOSIR RCYEUWLSPINRFN” Anyways Yeah, That was the Dream 😭 I DONT KNOW WHY (the SpongeBob musical fixation has gotten into my dreams bro 💔 TWICE NOW)(sorry for the yap session)

LOL THAT'S CRAZY!

The Spongebob musical is great, I have to watch it again… you’re the 3rd person that has had a dream with me, what does that mean?

…Maybe Spongebob is my special one…

[leifsheep]

Finally decided to post this, heheh

Based on this:

[ghost-in-fools-garments]

here are my shitty incredibly self indulgent karen and plankton playlists if anyone's interested :]

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

The Question Answerer: He's just sitting there...

Wally: *staring from the end of the bed, holding a toy phone*

The Question Answerer: ...MENACINGLY.

[cakeofdepression]

@vivianthedog gave me a probably illegal website to watch spongebob on so i could get some screenshots!! yayy thank you viv!

okay so maybe the others were souvenirs and i was mainly wanting this what but i just wanted to know...

does he have his cheeks up in the air..