#sre process

[pallavinovel]

Is Your Team Ready for the SRE Mindset?

In the ever-evolving world of IT and software development, ensuring system reliability, performance, and scalability is more critical than ever. That’s where SRE, or Site Reliability Engineering, comes into play. This discipline bridges the gap between development and operations by applying software engineering principles to infrastructure and operations problems.

In this article, we’ll uncover the full form of the SRE process, explain its core components, and explore why it’s vital for modern IT organizations.

What is SRE? (Full Form & Definition)

SRE stands for Site Reliability Engineering. It is a set of principles and practices that incorporates software engineering approaches to solve IT operations problems. Originally pioneered by Google, SRE helps organizations build and maintain highly reliable and scalable systems.

In simpler terms, SRE ensures that websites, applications, and services remain up and running efficiently, even as they scale to support millions of users.

Core Components of the SRE Process

The SRE process is not a one-time activity; it’s a continuous lifecycle that focuses on balancing system reliability with feature velocity. Below are the key pillars that make up the SRE process:

1. Service Level Objectives (SLOs) and Service Level Indicators (SLIs)

SLIs are metrics that measure aspects like latency, availability, and error rates.

SLOs are targets for these indicators, providing a threshold for acceptable performance.

Together, they help define what reliability looks like for a given system.

2. Error Budgets

The difference between 100% availability and your SLO target (e.g., 99.9%) is the error budget.

It allows developers to take risks and innovate without compromising reliability.

3. Incident Management & Postmortems

SRE teams handle incident response, including detection, mitigation, and communication.

After resolving an issue, a blameless postmortem is conducted to understand root causes and improve systems.

4. Monitoring and Observability

Real-time monitoring tools and logs help detect anomalies.

Observability enables understanding why a system is behaving a certain way, not just that it’s behaving differently.

5. Automation & Elimination of Toil

SRE emphasizes automating repetitive tasks and manual operations to reduce human error and increase efficiency.

This “toil reduction” helps engineers focus on engineering solutions rather than firefighting.

Why the SRE Process Matters

✅ Improved System Reliability

SRE ensures systems stay up and available. Downtime costs businesses money and trust—SRE helps minimize both.

✅ Faster Product Releases

With a structured balance between reliability and speed (via error budgets), SRE enables faster deployment without sacrificing quality.

✅ Better Incident Response

SRE teams are prepared for outages. Their incident handling playbooks and tools allow them to restore services quickly.

✅ Enhanced Collaboration

SRE promotes DevOps culture by encouraging collaboration between developers and operations, resulting in more reliable software delivery.

✅ Customer Satisfaction

End-users experience fewer bugs, less downtime, and better performance, leading to increased trust and retention.

Who Should Implement SRE?

Tech Startups aiming for scale

Large Enterprises managing distributed systems

E-commerce Platforms, Fintech Apps, Cloud Service Providers, and others, where uptime and performance are critical

If your business relies on digital services, adopting the SRE process can be a game-changer.

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Final Thoughts

Site Reliability Engineering isn’t just a trend—it’s a proven approach to building and managing resilient systems. By uncovering the SRE process and understanding its components, organizations can deliver robust, scalable, and efficient digital services.

Whether you're an IT leader, engineer, or business stakeholder, integrating the SRE mindset into your operations is essential for long-term success in the digital age.

[spoopdeedoop]

idk if you’ve ever answered an ask like this, but do you have any tips for characters designs or redesigns for existing characters? i adore what yoy did the the c!dsmp redesigns so i wanted to know your process behind that

i love your art sm, and i hope you’re doing well!!

heyaaa i haven’t actually gotten an ask like this before…. i love character designing so much so THANK YOU SO MUCH for giving me an excuse to talk about it i loveyou. i am doing spectacularly also thank you! i hope you’re doing well as well ^^

idk if this is gonna make sense and i���m by no means qualified to talk about this but. when you’re designing a character you should be able to clock a few important things about their personality and story just by looking at them! essentially just simplifying their background into something tangible and visible. i made this superr quick to break down my cbee designs in specific….

this is also primarily based on how i personally read these characters too — ctubbo is reserved, strong and somewhat repressed, so he gets a squarish burly figure ! cranboo is nervous, uncertain and fairly unstable, so they get a slim, willowy sort of build like you could snap them in half. idk idkk. essentially just focusing on communicating as much as i can about the character without outwardly stating anything!

[cringelordofchaos]

SOUTH PARK OMORI AU BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY INSANE

If anyone has any questions about what the actual fuck is supposed to be going on feel free to ask !!!

Hopefully this makes sense to someone out there

(basically stan is sunny, Kyle is somewhat Aubrey, Kenny is somewhat kel and a little hero, Cartman is NOT hero though, butters is basil and shelley is mari. And tolkien is kim now ig.)

[supmaww]

Okay it's been a couple of weeks since I binged the first 3, it's time to watch the BITB finale. Wish me luck.

[sheepcreature]

squishing the robots till they squeak. I'm gonna project into you so hard

[emet-selch-apologism]

if one of you ever screenshots my tags and says "why are you hiding this in the tags" as if you don't know the rules I'm biting you with my teeth

[0bsc3ne]

getting dysphoric from emotional fluctuations likely due to my menstrual cycle <<< saying my sudden manwhore tendencies are blonde male syndrome

[redr0sewrites]

dabi x reader where you're also a part of the league of villains; it takes him a while to warm up to u but once he does you're just on his mind constantly, he never wants to let you go, wants to be near you as much as possible ^_^

🌀 A/n: AAA I LOVE THISSS

🌀 Cw: mostly fluff, canon typical violence ig? hcs + blurb!

🌀 dividers

honestly, i think that having a partner who's a part of the Lov would honestly be ideal for him. it allows him to both focus on his goals, but also slowly learn to trust his comrades and realize that he does deserve love. it also gives him the opportunity for lots of close contact with you, which certainly helps in terms of a growing relationship

similar to how he acts towards the rest of the league, i think Dabi would be very stand-offish and do his best to avoid you, simply because he doesn't want any distractions

however, the more intrigued you sre by him and the more effort you put into pursuing him, he slowly but surely begins to at least accept you as his comrade who he may also have a tiny crush on...

there's something about you that's so,, endearing to him, and he isn't used to the feeling. once he realizes that he likes you romantically, i do think he'd avoid you for a while, both because he needs to process his feelings, and because he's afraid. genuinely doesn't know how someone like you could even handle being around him platonically, and doesn't want to burden you with his feelings that he can't even describe.

obviously you don't know why he's upset, but you can tell he's avoiding you, and i think that seeing you upset by how he's ignoring you would be the ultimate breaking point for him to realize that he truly cares for you- that and the fact that he missed you too.

your friendship with him changes after that incident, most likely blurring the lines between platonic and romantic very heavily. Dabi slowly begins to show you more of his softer side, revealing more of Touya to you, and in return you also trust him more. he's always at your beck and call, willing to do anything you ask but not willing to say it outright. it's obvious to everyone else in the league that you both have something going on, but no one says anything out of fear of yours and Dabi's wrath

he gets a lot clingier and more worried about your safety, such as insisting he be the one to patch up your wounds after a nasty fight or covering for you during a difficult mission when it really isn't necessary for him to tag along

considering his past, i do think that your his first (and most likely last) love, as he hasn't had the opportunity to engage in many- or rather, any- non sexual and intimate relationships. Dabi isn't going to confess, he's not brave enough or romantic enough, but it gets to a point where you either have to outright confess to him or continue dancing around your feelings for eachother for all eternity

if and when you confess, i think he'd be very... confused, to say the least. he doesn't know how anyone could possibly like him romantically, especially you. it takes him off guard, and i think he'd panic and run away or snap and say something harsh without meaning to. either way it's incredibly awkward and he internally beats himself up for it until he gains the courage to apologize and admit that he does like you too

the second the both of you are official the league congratulates you (and all pay Toga $20 for having the most accurate bet on if/when you'd both get together ), and after that you and Dabi are practically attached at the hip

he's suddenly a lot more clingy, and touchier too, but you'll have to initiate at first. like he'll come up beside you and stand uncomfortably close until you get the message that he wants you to hug him, but won't say anything. he's also a lot more possessive, even getting annoyed if you're spending too much time with Toga and Twice instead of him. despite being a fearsome villain known all across Japan as ruthless and cruel, he has an absolutely adorable pout when he's annoyed with you and its impossible to resist

overall, i think a relationship with him in this type of scenario would follow along heavily with the slowburn trope, and you both teach eachother how to love and be loved

if someone told you last year that you'd be laying in bed, snuggled up with one of the most fearsome criminals in Japan, you would have laughed- and yet, sure enough, Dabi nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck as he lays atop you. his lanky form is splayed across your entire body, with one scarred hand clutching your own as his low breathing tickles your skin. one of your hands is tangled in his dark hair, slowly massaging his scalp and toying with the small hairs at the base of his neck. Dabi lets out a groan with each caress, practically purring like a cat as he indulges in your warmth.

"y'know," he murmurs, voice sleepy and rough, "y'used to annoy me when i first joined..."

"everyone used to annoy you," you tease, and he hums lazily in agreement.

a few more beats of silence pass, interrupted only by the sound of your breathing.

"you don't annoy me anymore though.." he mumbles, and you feign a shocked gasp.

"are you finally admitting that you like me? who are you and what have you done with Dabi?"

"shut up, forget i said anything," he grumbles, pulling away from his position against your collarbone to look at you with a disgruntled pout. however, it didn't have the intended affect of conveying his teeth chattering, horrifying irritation as you let out a soft giggle before leaning down to kiss his nose.

"you're so cute, Dabi," you tease, and he huffs.

"this is harassment."

"if anyones harassing anyone it'd be you, mister i'm going to come up behind you and lean all my body weight onto you instead of just asking to cuddle like a normal person!"

"you complain as though you didn't immediately tackle me into bed," he huffs, and you chuckle again.

"not complaining, just observing."

he rolls his eyes. "you're needy."

"and you're cute," you reply, and he glares at you halfheartedly before burying his head back against your neck.

"ignoring you," he mumbles, muffled against your skin.

"aww, am i making the big bad Dabi blush by calling him cute?"

"goodnight, y/n"

...

"goodnight, Dabi. love you,"

...

"love you too."

i am powering through all the fics for his bday omg. this whole event is gonna eat i KNOW IT

[heartbeatsnice]

Senior Rescutitation Engineer — that's what it says on my ID tag, I think about it every night as I swipe in to the Company research complex. I saw the words just an hour ago as I passed the security bot. I earned my "SRE" position by having a morbid talent: my hands are really good on a woman's heart. It's hard to explain. It's like a latent gift. Give me a dying woman, cut her open, and I will squeeze life back into her.

All for the Company to take it away again. But hey. We all have to make a living.

My long, skinny fingers have been on your heart for about two minutes. I have a method, one hand tugs gently at the tubes, keeping the pulmonary arterys from getting stiff. The fingers of the other dig in, really hard, massaging each chamber for several seconds before pumping it manually: my fingers forcing quick, burst half-pumps, then long and deep ones. After each chamber is touched I compress the entire organ under my palm, then lift and slap — there's a trick to it — and repeat the process.

And that's what I've been doing inside you for too long now.

"I'm not going to let you die, not so easy. I'm going to bring you back…" I mutter under my breath. "Come on, let's get this pretty heart pattering again. Pump pump pump, stay with me stranger."

You should be gone by now. The Company people are gesturing to call it time and bring in a fresh, squirming living girl to experiment on. I can't explain it. But you can hear me. You're dead, the unresponsive heart in my hands proves that. But you're not completely dead, there's still time. How much? Minutes? Seconds?

"Fucking Company crap!" I suddenly exclaim, lifting my fingers from your silent life force. Gloves should have charged by now. Goddamn corporation and their junk. I discard the gloves and frantically reach for a new pair.

Did I just lose a heart to defective equipment?

New gloves are on and charging.

"You can hear me, I know you can. I'm going to keep squeezing your heart. Keep pumping you in my hand. Quick little compressions, then nice, deep compressions. Okay? But you're about to feel something else okay, between your legs. I'm going to rub your G-spot, pretty roughly, and give it a mean jolt. It helps gets things going again. It really does."

One hand grips your heart as the other moves down your belly and then lower. My wrist rests on the cold metal as two fingers push in. Somehow, I've always found it easier to find the right spot on a dead girl.

It's hard to tell with the gloves on. But. I think you were wet as the pump stopped dead between your naked breasts. I smile, all the more eager to bring you back. There's something about your heart. Something different. I want to feel her natural rhythm reclaiming your life. And I want to hear it, know what living sounds like for you.

Gloves are charged.

Your heart gets a much bigger shock than normal at this stage but I know you can take it. Maximum voltage, delivered by small electrodes embedded along the bottom of the gloves. I sqeezed my fingers on your heart hard, as hard as I could, as the electricity delivered. And between your legs, the curve of my two fingers rubbed in the surge.

"Come on stranger, I'm not going to let your heart stay dead on my table. I want to feel you beating again."

My heart throbs like mad, giving one solid beat before falling still again only for you to shock the red organ again.

Despite me being dead, I could hear your orders to me faint as it is. I could feel your fingers inside me and around my heart. Each thrust, each squeeze.

Oh I had never been so aroused as I was when my heart gave out. And knowing there is someone here trying desperately to bring me back so it could be done all over again…

I want it so badly!

You shock me once more, a higher voltage that sends my chest arching and my breasts shaking. My heart skips before finally then shuddering back to life.

You’ve done it. You’ve brought my battered heart back.

[walkersbeloved]

dragged my feet right down the aisle

cw// daddy kink, accidental voyeurism, infidelity

they keep their relationship behind closed doors. that is until alice overhears something she’s not supposed to.

words: 2.1k

“Brendan—“ Simon groaned as his hips were pulled back onto the other man’s cock, knees slipping against the mattress, “come on—I’ve gotta—I’ve gotta respond…” He fumbled with his phone on the bed, the screen opened to his message exchanges with Alice.

Brendan made a displeased noise in the back of his throat. “She’ll be fine, it can wait.” He emphasized his point with a particularly hard thrust, one that made Simon’s hair bounce from the force of it.

Simon whined, high and nasally. “If I don’t answer s-she’ll call me. Sh-she doesn’t trust me.”

“Fine,” Brendan huffed, “but I’m not stopping. You can type and take my cock at the same time, right?”

A soft moan pushed past Simon’s lips as Brendan’s cock slammed against his prostate. “F-Fuck you,” he spat, but his flushed cheeks and watery blue eyes prevented him from being particularly intimidating.

Brendan chuckled. “Isn’t that what I’m doing?”

Simon groaned, both from the stretch of his cock and the awful joke, and took his phone in his shaking hands. The force of Brendan’s thrusts made the phone bounce in his hands, his fingers fumbling against the keys, resulting in several typos.

Alice: Where are you? We were supposed to meet thirty minutes ago. Alice: Simon, if you’re not serious about this you can forget about working things out.

Simon: Sowry. Simon: Sorry. Simon: Got cught up in simthong. Simon: Got caught up in spmthing. Simon: Something. Simon: Will meet in ine hpur. Simon: One hpur. Simon: Hiur. Simon: Hour.

Brendan laughed behind him. “Think one hour is enough? Maybe I’ll keep you here for longer.” His hand slid across Simon’s quivering stomach and teased the deep V of his hips, so, so close to his needy cock.

Simon’s hips jerked in an attempt to get Brendan’s hand to move further down, but the man didn’t so much as tremble.

“No,” he whimpered in protest, the noise shaky from how hard he was being bounced against Brendan’s cock. “I gotta go after this.”

Alice: Are you drunk? Simon, I swear to God. Alice: Fine. I’ll meet you in an hour, but if you don’t show up, I’m done.

Simon: Nut deunk. Simon: Not drunk. Simon: Sre you then.

Brendan laughed again and thrust into him hard, the hardest one so far, and Simon flew forward with a gasp, his hands slipping across his screen and accidentally pressing the phone icon at the top of his messages.

His eyes fluttered closed before he could see it, phone falling on its face on the bed. His head dropped between his elbows on either side of his head as he moaned, long and loud.

So loud that he couldn’t hear Alice pick up the phone.

“Hello?” came her voice, soft and confused.

“Are you gonna fuck her when you see her?” Brendan purred in Simon’s ear. “Hm? Put your dick in her while your hole is still stretched open from my cock? My cum dripping down your thighs while you’re buried in her pussy.”

Simon moaned. “S-Shut up. I’m not going to fuck her.”

“Simon? What’s going on?” Alice demanded, trying to process the filth she was hearing through the receiver. Was that…a man’s voice?

“No?” Brendan cooed, reaching between Simon’s spread thighs to grip his leaking cock. “So does this pathetic thing ever get used then? Hm? Such a pretty cock and nowhere to put it. Maybe I’ll buy you a fleshlight just so you’ll have something to fuck.”

“Brendan,” Simon whined, cheeks flushed with embarrassment, “stop it—“

On the other side of the phone, unbeknownst to the both of them, Alice was gripping her phone in an iron clasp, fists shaking from shock and revulsion at the mental image of her husband sleeping with someone else.

“Oh come on, baby, you know you love it.” Brendan gripped Simon’s hair in a tight grip and tugged, forcing his head back. “I’ll even let you fuck it while I fuck you. Think about it, your pretty cock pressed inside a plastic pussy while you take me. You’ll be rocked back and forth between both of us. God, I can already picture the way you’ll shake and cry for me.”

“D-Daddy, stop it,” Simon whined. “Shut up, shut up.”

“Daddy?” Alice whispered through the receiver, her voice unheard. She felt a wave of shock and horror course through her.

“Say it again,” Brendan growled in his ear.

Simon’s whole body trembled with each violent thrust, his cock bouncing between his legs. ”Daddy,” he repeated with a shaky breath.

“That’s my good boy.” His fingers dug into the skin of Simon’s hips, leaving behind deep red circles and crescent moons from his nails.

Brendan fucked into Simon hard, forcing moan after moan from his throat, all high pitched and shaky. The word “Daddy” fell from his lips each time Brendan’s cock stretched his hole wide, the large tip of his cock slamming into his prostate.

“So tight,” Brendan growled. “Does she know how tight you are? Huh? Has she ever played with this pretty little hole, milked your prostate the way you like? Did you let her play with your ass in an attempt to replace the thing you really wanted deep down?”

Simon whined and hid his face in the mattress, but Brendan was quick to grab him by his hair again, forcing him to show his face.

“No, no, no hiding. You’ve done enough of that, haven’t you? Answer the question, baby.”

“No, daddy,” he whimpered. “She doesn’t—only you’ve touched me there. Only you. Never had anyone else.”

Brendan’s groan rumbled deep in his chest. “That's right. This little virgin hole is all mine.” His head tipped back as memories of he and Simon’s first time flashed through his mind. He could still see the look of nervous anticipation on Simon’s face so clearly in his head, the way he’d bitten his plump bottom lip as Brendan’s finger pushed inside him.

All it took was one finger to get Simon begging for more.

Simon whimpered below him, his thighs trembling now.

“Gonna cum?” Brendan purred and Simon nodded with a small whine.

“I haven’t even touched your cock yet.”

“I know,” Simon whimpered, biting his lip. “Please let me cum.”

“You have ten seconds,” Brendan warned and with that he pushed Simon’s face into the mattress, pressing his chest against his back, hands against the bed for leverage as he fucked him hard.

The loud sounds of their hips smacking together, Brendan’s balls slapping against Simon’s ass, echoed through the room.

“Daddy, Daddy, Daddy—“

Alice could hear the obscene noises through the phone. She’d never heard Simon sound like that, so—needy and fucked out. Her husband had always been the rough dominant type, or so she thought, but the pathetic whines falling from his hips told another story.

“Five,” came Brendan’s deep voice.

“Daddy, I can’t, I can’t! Touch my cock, please—“

“Six,” Brendan continued, ignoring Simon’s protests.

“Daddy—“

Brendan’s hand wrapped around Simon’s throat, squeezing with light pressure. “Seven.”

Simon pressed his face into the mattress with a moan, droll coating his bottom lip. He tried to push back into Brendan’s thrusts, but the other man’s weight was too heavy on top of him. He couldn’t move.

“Eight.”

“Daddy,” he was crying now, quiet sniffles in between every pleading moan. “Please—“

“Nine.”

Brendan’s hand squeezed tight around his throat then, forcing the air from his lungs as Simon tried to gasp in surprise, the tip of his cock colliding with his prostate at the same time.

His hips jerked violently, whole body convulsing, as cum squirted from his cock, painting the towel underneath him in milky white stripes. Brendan has purposely chosen the color black to make sure they stood out.

“Fuck,” Brendan moaned as he came deep inside Simon, painting his tight hole white. He made sure to keep his hips pressed firmly against Simon’s ass so that none would leak out. He wanted to fill him to the brim.

“Ngh—“

Brendan’s hand dropped from his throat. “That’s my good boy,” he panted. “You look so good pumped full of my cum.”

Simon’s hope fluttered around Brendan’s soft cock. “Thank you, Daddy,” came his now scratchy voice.

Brendan hummed as he kissed along the back of Simon’s neck, across his shoulders, and down his spine. The soft hairs of his mustache scratched against Simon’s skin, sending a shiver down his spine.

“We have enough time to take a shower before you leave,” he whispered when his kisses returned to Simon’s neck. “Let me clean you up before you go.”

His cheeks flushed a bit at the thought. Brendan’s strong arms wrapped around him underneath the warm water, gentle kisses pressed against his skin before calloused fingers made their way through his hair, scratching at his scalp.

The thought made him feel disgustingly soft.

Simon’s lips stretched into an uncharacteristically dopey smile as he came down from his high. His sweaty hair fell into his face, cheeks flushed red from exertion.

“Okay, just let me check my messages first.”

Brendan rolled his eyes. “She’ll survive without you for a few more minutes.”

“Stop being so jealous,” Simon chastised him. “It’ll only take me a few seconds.”

Brendan huffed, making Simon smile despite himself. It wasn’t often he got to see the softer, more childish side of Brendan.

He picked up his phone from where it lay next to his arm and flipped it over, ready to respond to Alice’s message. When he saw the screen, however, his heart dropped.

He put the phone up to his ear with shaking hands. “Alice?” he whispered, voice still hoarse from Brendan’s hand around his throat.

“I guess I shouldn’t be surprised,” she chuckled, too stunned to do much else.

Simon’s mouth opened and closed as he frantically searched for an explanation. “Alice, look—“

Behind him, Brendan was smirking. He chose that moment to pull out of Simon’s ruined hole, watching the cum drip from his rim. He brought two fingers up to his sensitive rim and pushed them inside, forcing his cum out with an obscene squelch.

“Brendan!” Simon whined, smacking his arm to try and get him to stop.

“So, you fuck men now?” Alice spat through the receiver. “God, I can’t believe you. So all that shit about working things out was a lie?”

“Alice—“ Simon tried, his voice still shaking from the stretch of Brendan’s fingers, but she cut him off.

“Don’t. Don’t bother. I don’t want to hear it.”

The call ended with a click and Simon dropped his head, groaning. “Fuck.”

“Well,” Brendan drawled, pulling his fingers from Simon’s hole, “I guess that solves that problem.”

Simon glared at him. “Shut up. You’re not helping.”

“I’m not trying to,” he said, taking Simon’s phone from his hands. “Lay on your back.”

“Why?”

“Do it.”

Simon shivered at Brendan’s commanding tone and flipped onto his back, looking up at him curiously.

Brendan pushed Simon’s thighs up silently so that his cheeks spread open, revealing his puffy red hole, dripping with cum, his heavy balls and soft cock resting against his stomach.

With a smirk, he angled Simon’s phone maliciously, a bright flash following.

“Brendan—“ Simon went to complain, but he was silenced by Brendan holding up a finger.

Brendan’s fingers zipped across the screen, sending the pornographic image to Alice with a few clicks, and then to himself.

“Brendan!” he whined.

“Shhh.” Brendan placed Simon’s phone on the nightstand before flopping down beside him, kissing along his neck. “Just be glad you don’t have to go anywhere now.”

Simon crossed his arms with a huff. “I feel like this worked out better for you than it did me.”

Brandan pulled back and raised an eyebrow. “Did you want to still be in a relationship with her?”

Simon’s face dropped at that. He was quiet for a moment before speaking, his voice soft. “No.”

“Then you have to let it go,” Brendan drawled, idly playing with the silver ring through Simon’s helix. “That’s what I did.”

“Yeah, but…” he played with his fingers idly, “I don’t know. She’s my wife, Brendan.”

“That part of your life is over. Trust me, once you get out you realize you’re better for it. At least you’re not hurting her this way,” he offered.

Simon looked at him curiously. “Since when do you care about me hurting her?”

“I don’t,” Brendan rolled his eyes. “I’m just saying. After me and Eileen broke up…I don’t know, I saw things differently. I wasn’t as bitter and I realized I didn’t like hurting her when we were married. I wasn’t in love with her, but she’s the mother of my kids.”

Brendan wrapped his arms around Simon’s waist then, tugging him against his chest with a naughty smile. “Besides,” he murmured, pressing kisses along his neck, “you’re all mine now. I don’t share.”

“I can’t believe you always get what you want,” Simon huffed, unable to resist leaning into his soft kisses. Brendan laughed.

“Not always,” he smiled, looking up at Simon with a fondness he’d deny tomorrow. “But I’m pretty happy I got what I wanted this time.”

[ask-the-stchoir]

Norl I think I've solved your problems.

Get ocean to run for whatever the Canadian president is, get her to give your about 30k, then have her start another world war and flee to France. From there you get your name changed to Monique, and you can be a hooker in post war France!

🌹that took me a minute to process but YES, YOU SRE GENIUS.

🌊so you're gonna let me run for PRESIDENT??

🌹Unfortunately but WHATEVER

🌊HECK YEAH

[emexotech1]

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[3dens-serpent]

So I imagine Ichor could work like this. (Yes I saw that goddamn Ao3 that shit got me TWEAKING/pos)

If a toon comes against a small amount ichor in a sense, they just straight up absorb it and nothing happens. Because, they ain’t really overloaded with the wannabe batim liquid/j, But if they go against a huge ass lethal amount, they wouldn’t seem twisted as first as their bodies absorbed it, but not fully. Some Ichor could be leaking out of their bodies, that’s the enough amount of Ichor to turn a toon twisted? Besides, Ichor is a gods-blood (i think) that’s deadly to human, so the toons do get a daily dose of watered Ichor, but not just because that the toons need it to keep their minds mentally stable and their bodies physically stable (i hc when the toons are first made, their bodies might be still dripping of Ichor, but it doesn’t hurt them as much, but they do leave Ichor footprints.) but it’s watered down so the humans don’t get fucked up after the process, maybe even the smell of Ichor is fucking deadly idk

This is a huge ass yap fest holy god.

OOOOOOO!!!

NO THIS IS REALLY COOL / gen!!!!

DIRECT CONTACT WITH A TWISTED ISNT FATAL BRCAUSE OF THIS PREHAPS??? BUT THEY SRE FATAL TO HUMANS WHICH IS WHY WE DINT SEE ANY BECAUSE THEYVE EITHER LEFT OR BEEN HUNTED DOWN-

[skiplo-wave]

I wish they would leave Gypsy Rose alone. Seriously... this poor woman barely had time to process the real world. I am not defending what she was part of... but you know, karma is a bitch. Her mom Dee-Dee starting trying to claim she had illnesses when she was only a 3 month old infant. I mean you thought the Gypsy Rose story was crazy, while people defend the mom, Gypsy's mom Dee-Dee, her siblings believe Dee-Dee had something to do with their mother's death but couldn't prove it. Dee-Dee had a history of lying, stealing and doing weird shit even before Gypsy was born.

I hope they leave her alone

And wherever she lives build her new life folks around sre decent to her. No walking on eggshells but don’t be boasting what she had do and go through. She’d already stated she regretted killing her mom

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

Brazil opens public consultation on digital platforms

Ministry of Finance opens public consultation to receive input on economic and competition aspects of digital platform regulations

On January 19, 2024, the Brazilian Ministry of Finance’s Department of Economic Reform (SRE-MF) opened a public consultation concerning how digital platforms are regulated in the country. The consultation seeks to assess whether there is a need to amend the Brazilian Competition Law (Law No. 12,529/2011). The consultation period will run until May 2, 2024.

Beyond issues of fake news, enhancing transparency, content moderation, and ensuring fair compensation for journalistic content on digital platforms (all of which have been debated extensively in Brazil’s Congress), the SRE-MF has also emphasized the importance of discussing the economic and competition aspects of digital platform activities. A key challenge lies in accurately defining what constitutes a digital platform, as this remains unclear. According to the SRE-MF, digital platforms rely on digital infrastructure and operate via business models that differ from traditional markets – one example concerns how digital platforms incorporate search engines, instant messaging services, social media, and online marketplaces.

Many of these platforms operate as ‘two-sided’ marketplaces, where both customers and service providers interact with the platform. They also need to process significant volumes of data, including that concerning consumer habits, preferences, relationship networks, and purchase histories.

In its explanation of the need for public contributions, the SRE-MF underscored that interdependent relationships are more complex in the digital realm and require attention. For example, a company may own several interconnected digital platforms that cross-promote their respective uses. These attributes maximize the network effects of such platforms – the more loyal users a given platform has, the more valuable it becomes.

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[magnesiumxp]

haii sorry for following you like so long ago and not elaborating. anyway i would like to ask,, if you've played/watched mo4? if you have i need to know if you speak japanese or if you translated it somehow. no need to actually answer that i just really want to watch and/or play mo4 somehow but i dont know japanese so i haven't really found a way around that, the wiki is my only source of info and im sure you've seen how . the wiki is

AH HI

Ive played mo4 yes, I odnt speak japanese really [try to learn but no avail mostly ive never been good w/ languages] and instead I used a translator 4 it-using translator++ to machine translate the whole game and then fixing anything it broke in the process lol… its easy enough 4 me but also maybe that was just me being autism insnae and wanting to play by any means necessary so i learned a whole thing just 2 do that quicker

there sre currently like sctual translations in progress 4 the game but noen that are truly completele , one ik as like an. actual game trnaslation and the other as a playthrough on youtube that i can gvie links 2 if u want