#stupid theory

[natsuki208]

So I saw some Twitter posts of a possibility that Eren, Freida & Historia are siblings or Yeager & Reiss family are connected in someway.

Now this could be some kind of Film Theory ass Theory or it's for coincidental funsies which could be the intention.

But personally? I really like it, I mean compare designs of the three and you might get the idea, Same hairstyle albeit slightly different hair lengths, same eye shape and eyebrows, same face shape (stretch) and even pouty lips!

And most importantly! Family trauma. Someone needs to make an AU out of this.

So what do you think about the theory?

Okay, I heard some stupid theories about AOT in the past 5 years, but this one is just ridiculous. It’s almost as bad as the theory of Zeke being Erwin’s father.

Anyway, I think it just has something to do with Isayama’s artstyle being the reason why a lot of characters look similar. Nothing more than that.

(I bet people had theories on why Isabel looked a lot like Eren)

[kakisnowcream]

Random Deltarune theory lmfao

Guys i have a new theory:

If Dess is possibly the Knight and I believe Noelle will have a big battle against the Knight.

I call it the Claus Mother 3 Theory

[ub-silence]

Something I just noticed about the Pokkén Gardevoir

You know how people usually make the realistic variation of the Ralts line that have either feathers or fur... Well, they're dead wrong about that

Because Pokkén is the game that has the Pokémon models in the most realistic state we know. Shows that Gardevoir actually has scales

My stupid theory about this line being lizard people was right!!!

[psychicvoidtale]

pale skin

Yes.

@\ask-the-sect

[gudriva]

I have a theory about why Gigi has such indicators!!!!!

THIS FIGURE IS SIMILAR TO...

A GUM MACHINE!!!! yeah!yeah!!yeah!!!yeah!!!!

[elvenpathazalea]

Rather silly Candi theory!

Candi's mum is Camila from the Magical Funfair, but since Camila toured a lot with the Magical Funfair she didn't have much time to raise Candi, and when she's around 3, the relationship between Candi's dad & Camila fell apart like a Bad Piggies contraption running full speed into a wall while carrying 10 TNTs.

Candi's dad ends up having an affair, he & Camila break up and he gets with the other woman, who ends up as Candi's step-mum. Around the time Candi was 7, her dad has a kid with her step-mum, being her (half) brother Ben. Candi and Ben don't get along as Ben becomes the favourite. At the same time she starts being bullied by others at her school, Candi starts being mean back and at 8 she got suspended for getting into a fight with one of her bullies. Candi ends up becoming as bully while the other bully reforms herself and now works part time at the mall's video game store.

Candi begins styling her hair in pigtails to be more like her mother, though she doesn't dye it like her mum did. She doesn't know too much about her mother though, as she left when she was quite young, and she wants to see her again one day.

(This theory was spawned by someone in the Lego Friends discord posting an image of Candi & Camila 💀)

[your-local-number-simp]

A Xfohv theory so stupid it actually makes sense

What if the reason 3 and 1 are no longer in the modern episodes is because they subtracted into 2, it would explain why they are have not been shown as characters since (Not including recommended characters) and why 2 wasn't in Xfohv

[laststardust-sayonarajudas]

okay seeing how Gosho loves making everyoneTM cousin/ childhood lover/ office partners etc I can imagine one day if he reveals that Kir used to date Scotch and bc it’s GoshoTM he’ll be like “but they are cousins” and then I need Kir to tell Akai “cousin f*****” and Akai says “same to you” I know Kir and Akai have less violent relationship with Akai but who knows about Gosho if he can turn Bourbon from a “villain” to “ally” (tbh something feels off from him that doesn’t give ally vibes not like Akai and Kir with their red herring vibes) so there’s still a possibility plus Kir has better composure compared to Bourbon anyways chances are she’s holding it in

[koalaforlife]

Eren Kruger or Eren Jaeger?

This is something that bugged me since the moment I saw Grisha scream "Is this what you wanted, Eren??" (after annihilating the Reiss family). Which Eren was he talking about?

Hear me out.

Eren Kruger was the one that sent Grisha into the walls to retake the founding titan. Eren Kruger was the one that first said "you have to keep moving forward. Even if you die. Even after you die. ...This is the story you started, right?"

And then Eren says the same words when he manipulates Grisha in his memories. Now, I wonder, how does that translate exactly in the scene? What does Grisha see or hear?? Does he hear an unrecognizable voice that dictates things in his head, and attributes it to Eren Kruger? Or does he actually know it's his son's voice? Similarly, what did Kruger think of or hear when he said "If you want to save Mikasa, Armin and everyone else..."? Who really is pulling the strings? We never see confirmation that Eren went as back as Kruger to dictate him that mysterious sentence, the only thing we know is Eren accessed his dad's memories and that's how he knew some things, and after also reading the journals, he knew about Kruger and what happened then. We never see him have a mindblowing moment where he realizes he went back in time to change the course of history, as it is implied happened when he kissed Historia's hand.

Now, the rest of that scene after Grisha killed the Reisses and told Zeke he had to stop Eren pretty much hinted at Eren Jaeger being behind all this, but I really wonder what exactly Grisha saw, and when he became aware that he was tapping into future memories, or rather, he was being shown future memories, and most importantly, when did he know that it was his son doing all this, and how did he learn that? It's something I'd like to know more, how do these glimpses of the future get shown to the Attack Titan users, by who? Eren also got some, as well, right? So who shows them? *cough* ymir? *cough*

And can we really know for sure Grisha meant Eren Jaeger when he said "Is this what you wanted"? I don't know but I find it fun to sort of theorize that it could have been Kruger instead and that he thought he just heard the same words that Kruger had said to him before.

If anyone has more proof against my theory please share, I'm sure I forgot some important details or lines and my theory isn't as strong as I'd like it to be. Like I said, I just found it fun (now, when I randomly remembered that scene lol) how that line could be quite ambiguous.

[re-bee-key]

Luffy is so Jesus coded

Is the second coming of Joy Boy that is destined to unite the world

His two ships are a lamb and a lion

Shares a meal and a drink with his friends to signify their bond

His yellow strawhat literally frames his head to look like old depictions of celestial halos

Scars are a prominent motif in his design

Has been to hell and back

Accepts people of all walks of life

Wears sandals

Asexual?

Luffy is Brazilian. And you know whats in Brazil? The biggest statue of Jesus. I rest my case.

(This is mostly a joke, please be nice to me. Im an ex-Christian but i still think of Jesus as a home boy.)

[wifeofvinsmokereiju]

I’d like to tell you about a stupid theory I had that I legitimately believed. Pre ch 1044 (around where the anime is now) I was trying to figure out who JoyBoy was. I thought it must be someone who was in Fishman Island and is currently in Wano. And I thought that it being Luffy was “too obvious” so naturally I thought it must be Caribou!

[notadndguy]

LONG BLOCK OF TEXT AHEAD: BE ADVISED

Wow! This is a WAY more informed, realistic, and generally just better theory on the story than what I came up with myself. Like, you really outdid yourself here.

Honestly just posting my original idea on what's happening in the album because I like the bullshit I came up with.

So the whole thing with 'Phantom Love’ stays pretty much the same. Juanita is manipulating and abusing him into lashing out for song ideas, then leaves him to rot.

Then ‘Francity’ comes along and it's more of the same. People are spreading rumors and misinformation and either the stress of it or the relationship itself leads to Zach turning to drugs.

Next is ‘She don't know’ which is where I get on my bullshit. Some of the lines in the later songs had me come back and reexamine one line that repeats a lot: “My heart's beatin’ out my chest”. Now, the heart is often used as a metaphor for the soul or the self. So I somehow reached the conclusion that this line meant that his heart was literally separating itself from his body, thus creating a new and separate self (instead of the obvious meaning of drugs and adrenaline making his heart beat at dangerous speeds). The whole idea of him spiraling into a drug and depression induced episode is the same though.

Then 'Christie only knows’ is where we REALLY diverge. The biggest of these being that I interpreted Christie as an actual person. Whether or not she was his actual sister or just somebody he's known all his life I never thought too much about. But what you really want to hear about is the whole soul separation thing. Basically, I made up the idea of Zach's heart and body becoming two separate existences. Basically, his heart separates out into a more “pure” (or less damaged by Juanita's machinations) version that continues living Zach's life. Not necessarily happy, but less jaded and willing to give up (initially) than our main POV. The body that was left behind becomes our main POV and I always imagined him looking older, or at least more tired and gaunt. The body is found by Christie, who sees it as an easy way to manipulate and gain access to Zach's massive fame and fortune. For the rest of the story, they do stuff as a unit. Maybe Christie was already trying to manipulate Zach and that's why we get that line in ‘Showtime’. The main sticking point is that the final line is:

“And my shadow, he's holding the gun

With those hands that I once possessed”

Basically foreshadowing that Body Zach (Who is literally those hands (and body) that he once possessed being piloted by a shadow of his soul) will kill him.

‘Nightmare’ is mostly the same except for some noticeably different interpretations of the parts where the mirror symbolism comes up. Basically, this song is Body Zach talking about Heart Zach, who again is the one actually facing and being watched by the public. He is (obviously) suffering severely. There might also still be some kind of mental link between them (nothing concrete but enough to see flashing hallucinations of each other). The final lines I interpreted as a confrontation between Body and Heart before the big moment.

‘Second Thoughts’ is exactly that. The moment right before Body Zach pulls the trigger to kill Heart Zach. I came up with the idea that Christie wants to kill Heart Zach for any of a multitude of reasons. Life insurance, a boost in her fame for being related to such a high profile suicide, being written into his will, replacing him with the easily manipulable Body Zach, or a mixture of any/all of them. Body Zach is doing it out of some twisted sense of self-love (maybe even a…..Phantom Love). He sees how much Heart Zach is suffering, he’s suffering too after all, and wants to free him from it. Maybe he even thinks that since they're linked it'll end him too. A nice little cherry on top to make it all come together (one might even call it……picture-perfect). But, he looks into his eyes and hesitates, but his “dear sister” Christie urges him on and he takes the shot.

Now a little interlude (heh heh) bit I need to talk about song order. I know that ‘Curtain Call’ came out before ‘Showtime’, but I need to put it after chronologically for this story to work. I literally have them switch positions in my playlist for this reason. I know it doesn't make sense, but just work with me here okay?

So ‘Showtime’ is right after second thoughts. Body Zach took the shot and immediately regretted it. He has this moment of clarity of the sheer wrongness of his actions and comes to a conclusion: the only way this ends with him having any sort of closure is if he actually faces the problem, Juanita. Christie is obviously trying desperately to reclaim her pawn, but he's on the warpath (he he). He even sees Christie's manipulations for what they were when he says

“You choked him out of his own goddamn mind!”

She made his life so much worse to the point that he literally separated into two different beings to cope.

He also comes to the realization that he and Heart Zach need each other. They are parts of the same whole and if they are to face Juanita, they must do it as one. So he says in the final line, not to Christie or the audience, but to Heart Zach’s cooling corpse;

“The show's ‘bout to start, don’t be late.”

A peculiar call to action to give to a dead body, ain't it?

And if you’ve listened to the album, you now know exactly why I put ‘Curtain Call’ after ‘Showtime’. But before we get into that, let’s learn a little Italian! The opening line of ‘Curtain Call’ is a Bible verse. It reads:

“O Signore, per amor del tuo nome,

Perdonami la mia iniquità... Perciocchè ella è Grande”

This is the Italian version of Psalms 25:11 which reads:

“O lord, for the love of thy name, forgive me of my iniquity, for it is great”

Then, the ending line is also in Italian:

“E in quei giorni gli uomini

Cercheranno la morte, e non la troveranno; e

Desidereranno di morire, e la morte fuggirà da loro. Amen”

This, I believe, is the Italian translation of Revelations 9:6 which reads

“And in those days men

will seek death, and will not find it; and

they will desire to die, and death will flee from them. Amen”

Basically, I believe that this entire song is a prayer from Heart Zach to end his suffering. He constantly asks God to “Send [him] either way” or to “make it all go away”. He seeks absolution like a zealot seeks salvation and validation from their uncaring god. Yet, no matter how hard he prays, he is stuck in a “limbo”. This could symbolise the limbo he was stuck in during life, a famous and rich celebrity who is simultaneously loved and hated by the masses, or the literal limbo his soul is stuck in after his death, unable to move on since his body still draws breath. However, even though he may be different from the body that killed him, they are still the same person. They lived and loved the same way and came to the same conclusion: rage. The boiling, rolling, and raging storm of anger roaring in their heart. And this rage, especially after being called upon by the body, will not be held back even in death. The body may complete physical actions but it needs the guidance of the heart’s righteous fury to do them with purpose. And as Heart Zach says in the song “A concrete grave cannot contain [his] rage.” And in the final line before the end of the prayer, Heart Zach says this:

“So / Take my hand / Hold my shame / Take a bow / They won’t look away”

I interpreted this as not only Heart and Body Zach becoming one again (Take my hand), but them also deciding to take their fame and the detriments that come with it (hold my shame) and use the masses constant eyes on them to publicly out Juanita for what she did to them, finally ending this once and for all (take a bow / they won’t look away). And as a little cherry on top I can tie in those bible verses too. In the beginning (hehe), Zach asks God to forgive him for his iniquity (immoral or grossly unfair behavior). This can mean either all of the things that he’s done during and/or since his relationship with Juanita, or Body Zach’s killing of Heart Zach. He literally killed himself and suicide is a sin in Christianity. They are one and the same, so forgiveness for one is forgiveness for the other as is sins committed. The final prayer relates directly to the killing itself; Both Zachs deal with suicidal thoughts and Body Zach ends up killing Heart Zach to end his suffering and maybe even kill BZ as well. Neither happened. Then, in this very song, Heart Zach begs desperately for absolution, even if it means death, and he does not find it. Then, the final word is “Amen”, which ends prayers, primarily Christian ones. Amen literally translates to “so be it”, a declaration of determination to go through with a decision. In this case, Zach’s (the whole’s) decision to finally confront and call out Juanita for her actions.

And that callout happens in ‘War!’, which I (maybe disappointingly) interpreted almost exactly the same as OP did. As a fun little extra note, when I was memorizing this song and singing it out loud, I spent a REALLY long time practicing the part where Zach raps:

“The litmus of our difference

Is you going hitless

While my record’s spinning like a discus

Throwing shit fits

While I go the distance”

Another cool little note; the discus line is referencing the legend of Apollo and Hyacinthos, where Apollo accidentally kills his lover Hyacinthos with a discus that was blown off course by a jealous wind God. Apollo honored his lover by turning him into the first Hyacinth flower.

I know that my interpretation is significantly more outlandish but I am proud of myself for coming up with this level of bullshit anyways. Hope you enjoyed it!

What was “A Picture Perfect Hollywood Heartbreak” Really About?

What was Zach Callison’s A Picture Perfect Hollywood Heartbreak really about?

Hey all you people out there! How are you surviving quarantine? I had a bunch of spare time, and so I decided to write an essay that focuses on Zach Callison’s album, A Picture Perfect Hollywood Heartbreak. The album has been out for a while, but most people either only know Interlude IV or are really confused about the story it tells. I think I’ve finally got an answer, and I wanted to share it with you all.

If you’re only here to better understand Interlude IV, you can skip down there if you want, but you’ll still be pretty confused. Besides, you should listen to the rest of the album. The whole thing bops. 

Personal favorite song is Phantom Love, but I’m pretty sure no one cares about that.

Anyways, on to the show! One song at a time, in order.

WARNING: REALLY, REALLY LONG POST UNDER THE CUT!!

Keep reading

[waffleslashermaster]

You’re not sly, bud

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

[afterartist]

Tiny… oversight in the planning

Re-visiting Colour theory for a Uni assignment and I can’t get over the fact that, with his red visor, Sounders would 100% be colourblind

N e ways, bonus images without the text for u (cause im proud of the perspective on Screamer okay shush)

[i-simp-4-psychopaths]

I personally agree with this, but I think it won’t immediately happen.

I think when Solar finally comes back to life, he would see that Nexus is acting like his Moon did, and if you remember, he said he felt bad for his Moon. I think Solar would notice that what Nexus is doing is bad, but he can see where he is coming from.

Maybe when everyone is constantly talking bad about Nexus, Solar would be there partly disagreeing with everyone. He knows how Moons act when they are grieving and he’s used to it. The only difference is that instead of grieving for Sun, he’s grieving for Solar.

If they are still in their process of finding/trying to get rid of Dark Sun and Nexus, Solar might jump in to help so he could try to talk to them. When they confront each other, Nexus could try to get Solar to join him and Dark Sun, and that might be where that happens.

Sorry, my random shower theories are so random here.

Just want to get my thoughts out there

In my honest OPINION, I believe Solar will join Nexus and will be resentful of Moon

Theory

Solar’s mental problem mainly dealt with the fact that he feels useless. (Correct me on that if you wish.) He wants to be useful, so he became the family’s mechanic. But now Moon’s come in and shown that he’s a jack of all trades when it comes to engineering and science. Meaning that when Solar comes back. He’ll be absolutely useless.

Sure he could do other things, like assist Moon. But I doubt he’ll feel on the same playing field as Moon. He might feel like a pawn. Or just dumb. And Moon might not be all that Brotherly to him just because he’s an Eclipse. Sure they could grow closer, but it still feels wrong to just, completely replace someone you’ve known, with a practically complete stranger.

With this feeling of uselessness he might reserve himself, just like Nexus did. (Not to insane, but be distant.) He might long for Nexus’s company. He might join Nexus to try to try and change his ways. Maybe believing that this is a way he can be useful, but instead will be falling into Dark Sun’s trap.

But that’s just my Opinion and theory. (Just wanted to get my thoughts out there) also please be slightly nice in the comments, I’m sensitive.