#t: incorrect quotes

[gossipwitchcinematicuniverse]

Svea: You're too young to be dating a senior. Aeren: You sure you wanna play that game? Arthur: You sure you want to, son?

[intothesportsaniverse]

Barista: Hello! Can I get you anything? Sena: Take a big cup, put 6 shots of espresso into it. Nothing else. Chiyo: That sounds fun, does it calm you down? Sena: Not really.

[dragons-and-cake123]

[percabethconvos]

Percy to Annabeth: I hope they put our names next to each other on the government watchlist

[everwalldigan]

Jason: I fight crime the way god intended, with a t-shirt jeans and a dream

Dick: shut the fuck up jason you’re literally more pain killers than human right now, you’re literally so riddled with bullet holes you’d make a sieve jealous.

[fat-orangutan]

[97b0n3s]

Kirk during a mind meld with Spock probably

[mousestar369]

Bones: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus- wait, is that-

Kirk: Fist fighting a god again

Bones, getting up from his chair: God damn it, my circus, my monkeys-

[star-trek-shallot]

[During the events of Journey to Babel]

Kirk: We need a doctor!

Sarek, nudging Spock: That should've been you.

Spock: Not now, Father.

Sarek: Not asking for a computer scientist, are they?

Spock: Father, seriously, there is a medical emergency happening right now.

Sarek: Why don't you save the patient as a PDF and see if that helps?

source: @delahuntagram on X

[gossipwitchcinematicuniverse]

Arthur: I'll spend some father-daughter time with Nia, and you can spend the afternoon with Aeren. Svea: Aww, that's so sweet, you can take her to her baby class. Arthur: I think she already knows how to be a baby. Svea: I love you, but I can't laugh at that again.

[marvelmaniac715]

How I think the Dugga Doo pitch went down (based on a comment I read which said that Murray Gold wrote it on his own without prompting and it wasn’t in the script):

Murray Gold: Hi, Russell, listen, it’s so great that you’re doing another episode devoted to music. So glad I could contribute some songs.

Russell T Davies: Well thank you, it’s a pleasure to have you on board for this, you’ve written some great tracks for Doctor Who over the years, always so thought-provoking and moving.

Murray Gold: Thanks… so anyway, I’ve written another song. It’s three minutes long, it’s a bit like that one song from the Muppets sung by the pink hoover things with eyelashes.

Russell T Davies: …I’m not sure if we’ll have time for that-

Murray Gold: It’s called Dugga Doo.

Russell T Davies: It’s called what? Anyway, like I said, I’m terribly sorry but-

Murray Gold: *Heavy breathing* DUGGA. DOO.

Russell T Davies: …Right, you know what? Okay, we’ll put it in the episode, it can be in the background of a character’s mental breakdown, it seems quite fitting for how I feel right now.

Murray Gold: *Happy Dugga Doo noises*

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Idea for an animated kid's movie/comedy.

So there's this dinosaur park that's a thinly veiled Jurassic Park knock-off (call it Cretaceous Island), and it's a bit of a toy story situation, in that the dinosaurs can talk and communicate when the humans aren't looking, mostly at night.

The dinos don't really want to break out since they like their cushy zoo lives and five-star treatment from the staff, so they're willing to get oggled by a bunch of twelve year olds to keep the food coming.

Out main characters are a T-Rex, two raptor sisters, and a wise old triceratops. The raptors are bored with their lives and long for adventure, the triceratops is a wise-old mentor figure, and the T-Rex is lonely since the park won't engineer any other T-Rex's for safety reasons.

Through magical shenanigans they get sent back to the actual Cretaceous period.

Now these pampered genetically engineered dinos have to survive in the savage dinosaur era. To underscore the differences between them, the future dinos are animated as pretty standard cartoon dinosaurs, a la Land Before Time, while the dinosaurs from the past are animated to be as scientifically accurate as possible.

The dinos go through shenanigans, amke friends in the past, evade predators, and eventually make their way home through magic portal stuff, except for the T-Rex who elects to stay behind since he's fallen for a female T-Rex he met in the past. His friends are sad to leave him behind, but go to the present anyway.

Back in the present, the dinos think nothing has really changed, but they find that the exhibit in the visitor's center, previously a single roaring T-Rex skeleton, has been replaced with two T-Rex's, famous for being found fossilized together called "The Deadly Lovers", and its their friend and the mate he found in the past. It ends on the bittersweet note.

[ahfrickenfrick]

*bruce is showing steph a new upgrade to his gadgets*

steph: i fuck with it hard

bruce: …what??

steph: i fuck with it hard

bruce: no- i heard you, what?

steph: i like it

bruce: …

bruce: *hands the gadget to steph* you can have it

[lukeishope]

Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!

Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME

Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing

[azure-bluet]

i don't know anymore man. from mapicc's vod

[fat-orangutan]