#taylor swift textpost

[finstermond]

"why is it called 'tortured poets department' if taylor is neither a poet nor was she tortured.

this is actually a frequent misconception. you see, her large house has an even larger basement. it is in fact so large, that she divides it in departements. the album title refers to where she keeps her kidnapped poets to torture and abuse them. hope this helps!

[fakemonalisa28]

“Songs that would give Swifties aneurysm” and it’s just The Tortured Poets Department

[missmarreynolds]

Yellowjackets as The Onion Articles part 3!! :P

Happy Yellowjackets season 3 everybody

[silver-horse]

nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha

[formulafanfics13]

🏁 F1 Drivers + Icons as Taylor Swift Songs 🎤

because every man on the grid is one Taylor Swift lyric away from an emotional breakdown.

🧡 Current F1 Grid

Lando Norris - “Cruel Summer” he’s chaotic, flirty, emotional. kissing in cars and crying in bathrooms energy. it’s new, it’s cruel, it’s beautiful.

Oscar Piastri - “You’re On Your Own, Kid” quiet, focused, softly powerful. underdog energy. he won’t say much, he’ll just show up and deliver.

Charles Leclerc - “All Too Well (10 Minute Version)” he remembers everything. the scarf, the crash, the trauma. he is the tragic hero you still dream about.

Lewis Hamilton - “The Archer” gentle. reflective. fighting battles you can’t see. the soft strength behind the armor. “I’ve been the archer, I’ve been the prey…”

Max Verstappen - “I Did Something Bad” dangerous, cocky, thrilling. boo him and he only gets better. “They say I did something bad… so why’s it feel so good?”

Yuki Tsunoda - “Stay Stay Stay” short king rage + ultimate loyal boyfriend. yells, loves hard, then brings you a snack. unhinged and adorable.

Carlos Sainz - “Don’t Blame Me” he’s addictive. hot, dangerous, makes you fall for him then ruins you in Spanish. and you love it.

Alex Albon - “Sweet Nothing” pure, gentle, steady. writes poetry in his head and rubs your back through anxiety. soft love in its purest form.

George Russell - “Bejeweled” main character energy. suits, smirks, sparkle. he walks into a room and makes the whole place shimmer.

Kimi Antonelli - “The 1” young but already wistful. quiet, nostalgic, carrying weight he hasn’t even earned yet. “It would’ve been fun…”

Lance Stroll - “This Is Me Trying” misunderstood rich boy sadness. tired of proving himself. just trying, and no one notices.

Fernando Alonso - “...Ready For It?” experienced, seductive, quietly terrifying. he knows what he’s doing. “touch me and you’ll never be alone…”

Liam Lawson - “Getaway Car” you fell for him fast, crashed harder. he didn’t mean to ruin you. but he did.

Isack Hadjar - “Better Than Revenge” hot, angry, full of fight. “she’s better known for the things she does on the mattress” energy. he wants your seat, your girl, your crown.

Nico Hülkenberg - “I Forgot That You Existed” passive-aggressive king. says he’s moved on. hasn’t. muttering about podiums in his dreams.

Ollie Bearman - “Enchanted” soft, golden, giggly. the “please don’t be in love with someone else” boy. forever young, forever sweet.

Esteban Ocon - “My Tears Ricochet” dramatic. scorned. emotional in a way that haunts people. you betray him once, he remembers.

Pierre Gasly - “Gorgeous” he knows he’s hot. you hate how much you want him. flirty, smug, and somehow still soft.

Franco Colapinto - “Hey Stephen” sweetest boy energy. patient. loving. waiting for you to realize he’s the one. he already knows.

💿 others

Jack Doohan - “Long Live” prince of the new era. hopeful, powerful, heart-on-sleeve. “i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.” and it never worked out.

Mick Schumacher - “Nothing New” legacy pressure. soft eyes. doing everything right, but it still might not be enough.

Sebastian Vettel - “Daylight” growth. peace. wisdom. a man who burned bright, then found his light in love and clarity.

Kimi Räikkönen - “The Way I Loved You” emotionally unavailable? yes. unforgettable? also yes. you’ll never get over the way he made you feel.

Toto Wolff - “Mastermind” calculated. elegant. completely in control. “i laid the groundwork and then… i saw a wide smirk on your face.”

James Vowles - “The Lakes” soft-spoken. poetic. quietly intense. the type to hand you a flower and say nothing, but mean everything.

Paul Aron - “Gorgeous (Demo Version)” too beautiful for this world. flustered when flirted with. still a menace when confident.

Arthur Leclerc - “The Other Side of the Door” emotional. dramatic. second son syndrome. loud fights, louder love.

Pato O’Ward - “Holy Ground” a whirlwind. all smiles and speed. the kind of guy you never stop talking about, even when it ends.

David Coulthard - “Mine” classic forever-boyfriend vibes. porch light on. golden hour softness. you trust him.

Jenson Button - “Stay Beautiful” sweet, shiny, golden-retriever energy. the nicest man in the paddock. and you still think about him.

Checo Pérez - “The Moment I Knew” he gave his all, and it still wasn’t enough. loyal, overlooked, soft ache under a strong face.

Christian Horner - “Look What You Made Me Do” petty. sharp. smiling while he stabs. “i got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined.”

Logan Sargeant - “Innocent” awkward. lost. trying his best. this is his “it's okay, life is a tough crowd” era.

Nico Rosberg - “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” legendary chaos. the champagne fight. the mic drop. “i can’t even say it with a straight face.”

Valtteri Bottas - “peace” quiet loyalty. strength in silence. he doesn’t need the spotlight — he just needs to be loved gently.

[wispexists]

Season 2 textpost redraws

[mouthtapedguy]

Who is Shakespeare??? thank god Taylor Swift quotes him sometimes

[wouldvegonealongwiththerighteous]

We actually don't talk enough about Taylor playing WCS at her 19th show, pairing it with Mine from Speak Now, right after announcing the rerecord, and then not playing another Speak Now song for 13 shows until she played Haunted at her 32nd, because it's objectively one of the funniest things she's ever done.

[scarlicbread27]

you say ‘the prophecy is remus coded’ but what if i said that it’s lily coded? it’s about lily losing faith in dumbledore, lily trying to find a way to keep harry safe from the prophecy, lily BEGGING for her sons life.

[teathattast]

Just heard a taylor swift song and enjoyed it am i cooked

[lesbiandemondaddy]

Taylor saying cosmic love in Down Bad, Florence singing throughout the entire song and getting her own solo part in Florida!!! and now Taylor and Florence both have a song called Cassandra how are we doing Flo Swifties

[fakemonalisa28]

I think enough time has pass to declare the bridge in I Can See You to be one of the most earwormy bridges Taylor ever made

[jackgirlboy]

‼️important post‼️

hey!! I’m getting more messages from Palestinian families so I’ll be making another donation list for all of them! if you’re able to, please donate, and please check out the first donation list as well! sharing/reblogging is also helpful if you don’t have a means to donate <3 thank you!

• Imtithal’s family / @d-imtthal

• Osama Al-Anqar’s family / @osama-family

• Mohammed Almanrasa’s family / @save-mohamed-family

• Ashraf Alanqar’s family / @ashraf-baker

• Sara Hussein’s family / @sara-97a

• Ehab Ayyad’s family / @ehabayyad23

• Sameer Al Khaldi’s family / @sameer-17

• Kareem and Carmen / @adham-89

• Ahmed Alnabih’s family / @ahmedalnabeeh11

• Mohamed Jadalhaq’s family / @motaaz37

• Mohammed Ayyad’s family / @mohammednasers-blog

• Hashem Muhaisan’s family / @hashem-fromgaza

• Zaen and Yahya / @zeanyahya

[gordonstanheight]

indycar’s “villain” is the goofball who got his wife by leaving his EMAIL for a princess at disney world & casually took her to a taylor swift concert 😭 sorry i will never buy the evil narrative

[sopheadraws]

10 tunes, 10 tags

aka shuffling your Spotify "On Repeat" playlist 10 times and then tagging 10 people

I was tagged by @thatiwouldbe <3

"Hair" by Lady Gaga

"G.U.Y." by Lady Gaga

"Nebraska" by Bruce Springsteen

"American Teenager" by Ethel Cain

"Sexxx Dreams" by Lady Gaga

"Crush - Stripped" by Ethel Cain

"Say Don't Go (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

"No Surrender" by Bruce Springsteen

"I Can See You (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

"'Slut!' (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

I was expecting more than four artists, but this is unsurprising.

I'm tagging @wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj @anewstartrekfan @hoodiedmenace @thelog33 @doctor-whu @delayshay @forth3loveofgod @katyobsesses @spocks-got-a-glock and @birdofmay :)

[oh-god-a-four]

I return