#text posts funny

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[faequeentati]

thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

[bruciemilf]

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[marinaratrench05]

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[dishesoap]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[leebyunghun001]

yes, officer, my moot who lives across the world from me and is always reblogging stuff and being unhinged on tumblr hasn't been online in 18 hours. I'd like to file a missing person report

[bebx]

[aropride]

i LOVE images like this truly i love the vagueness of "i heart music" No need to specify What music or under what conditions Music is simply enough .......... &i understand. i have the musiclistener's spirit

[myfandomistingling]

Mon Mothma in Andor (Star Wars)

[nessa007]

everyone: we’re so getting rep tv in the year of the snake (2025)

taylor:

[sami--onley]

Richard Barnard and Ken Loach

Two British activists who went on hunger strike and protested against arms factories that support Israel, and their continued support for the Palestinian cause. They also donated everything they had to families in Gaza.

So, I speak from a broken heart filled with disappointment at those who ignore the Palestinian cause, and to all Tumblr users to stand with my suffering family in Gaza, just as these heroes stood with Gaza. Share this post, donate everything you have so that children can live without hunger and fear and regain a modicum of the rights that have been taken away from them in this genocide.

True solidarity begins with a simple step from you. Don't hesitate, be part of the change, and support the people of Gaza now. Donate here and revive our dying hearts.

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[moondustinfj]

[matcha-omega]

EVIL TRANSMASC

A flag for when you're EVIL and transmasc

EVIL Color meanings:

Red: The BLOOD of transandrophobes. also for EVIL gnc transmascs yay yippee yay :3

Cyan: Our TWISTED agenda (supporting our fellow transmascs and the trans community as a whole)

Navy Blue: Our SCARY masculinity/manhood

Blueish Black: Our DARK brotherhood