#text: bunny

[evenlyevi]

Happy pride! I offer you some bunnies on cakes!! 🌈

[sweetsaintess]

🐇 needy bunny princess ... she's so me ♡

[bruciemilf]

More thoughts about cigarette mom! Thomas and Bruce HERE WE GO—

I just. I love mean dad Thomas, man.

Not mean in a way that makes Bruce feel small and worthless and insignificant, no, —

Mean in the sense of refusing to sugar coat and coddle because this is Gotham, and he can’t.

“Bruce I am NOT buying you that dumbass squeesh-mellow bullSHIT. Cause it’s 300 bucks, that’s why! We’re rich, not STUPID. You want it so bad, how about getting a JOB.”

Bruce is 5 years old and 4 feet of nothing and every inch his mother, which is why he could swallow the universe whole, Alfred thinks,

“I’m too CUTE for a job!”

“Well, babe, you can either be cute, or you can be broke. When you choose, let me know.”

Bruce’s first job was being Martha’s model for paintings, bringing Thomas his Budlights after long nights at the hospital, and taste tasting for Alfred.

I feel like baby Bruce was such a brat and Alfred is trained for inhuman composure. It’s kinda like watching a baby kitten try to use claws they don’t have. “Are you ready to count to 10 now?”

Thomas, not even looking up from his newspaper, “Bruce! Boy, you better listen to Al if you wanna keep your teeth, you hear me?!”

Baby Bruce called the CPS on Thomas MULTIPLE times but it’s always been for like. Dad smoked in the house again even if mommy said not to and it bothers my dolls.

[dumblr]

[critter-creature-or-beast]

original tweet

[heartfullofleeches]

Tiny Sea Bunny Yan who doesn't understand why the nice human who visits them won't take off all that gear and cuddle them. (Apparently they're poisonous?) Alternatively, Sea Bunny Yan with a Darling who has to sternly worn guests not to hug the adorable slug no matter how much they cry. (They are actively trying to poison anyone Reader gets close to)

-

Sea Bunny Yan: <3 <3 <3

[The Bunny pulls the zipper of Reader's Jumpsuit - puckering their lips as they attempt to pull off the human's mask. Reader gently brushes their hands away, adjusting their clothes]

Reader: Sorry- not today, buddy.

Sea Bunny Yan: </3

-

[Hearing a knock on their front door - Sea Bunny Yan races past Reader to unlock it, throwing open their arms for a hug as they recognize the human as one smiling next to reader in a photo on their table]

Friend: Oh- Hello there. Aren't you cute-

Reader, picking them up by the collar of their shirt: That they may be, but their intentions aren't. Don't let them touch you.

Sea Bunny Yan: :'(

[nicodefresas]

𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓚𝓪𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓳𝓲𝓼

໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ ૮(๑╥ᆺ╥๑)ა ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ ₊ ⊹₍ᐢᐢ₎ ໒꒰՞ ܸ. .ܸ՞꒱ა

₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ⌓ `∩꒱ྀིა ₍ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ₎

૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა ₍ᐢ._.ᐢ₎♡ ༘ ૮ `⎚⩊⎚´ ა

૮₍_ ̫ _ ₎ა ♡ ໒꒰ྀི〃 .〃꒱ྀི১ ૮꒰ྀི⊃´ ꒳ `⊂ྀི꒱ა

/) /)

( • ༝•) ᘏ ⑅ ᘏ   ഒ    zᶻ

꒰˶  - ˕ -꒱ ⌒)ᦱ

 ꪒ ꪒ

> ᆺ <

[eternalera]

more text posts because... im just bored okay?-

[leggyre]

Can't game in these conditions

[glucoseprincess]

Whose leg do I need to hump to get some attention around here?

[cathrt1c]

My exclusive SP text message series is back 👀

[mysticdevil6-9]

“Self care day ☺️✨”

and it’s just me laying in bed eating and masturbating

[heartfullofleeches]

Yan: Cute wittle bunny. Gonna take you home and spoil you rotten. You really think you're tough enough to stop me from getting what I want?

KickBoxer Bunnyboy Darling: If I socked you dead in the chest, your heart would explode like a blood balloon.

Yan: ...

Yan, furiously blushing as they clutch their shirt: I think you crushed it without even touching me.

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[legendsnjk]

Happy Easter from Phathon to Vivian.

[leggyre]

boy happy I got up from the computer bc we gonna hang out