#that dude wants to be here | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

musicalmoritz · 11 months ago

Text

Every time a piece of media introduces a male character who’s overworked and lost his childhood due to the amount of pressure that was put on him to be the strongest I’m like oh okay. So he wants to be a housewife.

#as a treat #being a housewife is hard work btw i have nothing but respect for those ladies #shout out to my mom #and i don’t typically write them that way bcuz ehhh give them a fun job instead #but i still get the urge to hit them with the malewife beam #teru minamoto #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #osamu dazai #soooooo many dc superhero dudes #besides tim ig #he may not want to be batman and yeah he’s had like a million identity crises but one thing’s for sure #that dude wants to be here #i feel this way abt several female characters too but i’m afraid the haters would try to silence me

10 notes · View notes

edlucavalden · 10 months ago

Text

Learning to eat with your hands.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #kabru #kabru of utaya #kabru dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #art #labru #not rlly #whatever #toshiro dungeon meshi #HES THERE FOR 1 PANEL #kabru the “eat rice w hands” asian and toshiro “eat with chopsticks” asian #and laios our local white dude #aweeesommmeee #okonomiaki trio #I THINK? THAYS WHAY THEYRE CALLED?#comic practice kinda. i just wanted to f around #idfk where they could be eating #this was inspired by smth irl actually.#but it was a budol fight so ion think it matches here #and yes this is how you eat rice with your hands. you look weird if you do it any other way #weird not in an ugly way but in a “you will lick and suck your fingers on the dinner table weird”#update:my dad disproved this comi bc kabrus palm touched the rice in the 3rd panel. im a disgrace.

11K notes · View notes

blessyouhawkeye · 11 months ago

Text

i love that every time magneto loses his helmet in the x men movies he immediately starts going charles you could make me do ANYTHING YOU WANTED right now......... i'd be POWERLESS TO STOP YOU........ you could GET IN MY MIND and HAVE ME AT YOUR MERCY..... i think a lot of their problems could have been solved if charles just took him up on what was a very blatant proposition

#saying nothing new here by stating they should have just fucked it out. but like god dude we get it #you have kinks you want to explore usinf telekinesis why are you making this the x men's problem #x men #cherik

21K notes · View notes

krysmcscience · 10 months ago

Text

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

10K notes · View notes

truuskn · 4 months ago

Text

he's so cute and sillyyy 😫 my goood, look at him, just look at him!! how do we even have the nerve to pump his life with angst? my dude deserves to be happy 24/7

#this guy is impossible to hate. it's just so so impossible #i actually think he doesn't have any sworn enemies among the decepticons bc even they can't really hate him #no matter what you will like him #it just automatically happens. it can't be any other way #people are like NO we forbid you here strange extraterrestrial robots! find yourself a home somewhere else! we don't want your problems!#and then optimus is like okay you leave me no choice... here are my secret weapon #and jazz comes out and smiles and says “hi there tiny dudes 👋😄”#and people are charmed. okay autobots you can do whatever you want on this planet as long as you keep this little cutie with you #tf jazz #jazz transformers #transformers #maccadam #tf

5K notes · View notes

prlssprfctn · 5 months ago

Text

To this day, I think the crack-au with Jason joining Bruce Wayne alike competition for fun and accidentally winning, and this becoming a reason why the whole Batfamily finds out that Jason is alive in the first place, is the funniest version of a fix-it scenario.