#the prophet was an exception bc of her abilities...

[softstarsabove]

My worst trait in making ocs and self inserts is making them the lowest rarity bc I don't think I'm special enough

[yellows-secret-blog]

Okay, I'm feeling cringe today so, meet my little malevolent oc

Her name is Moira, she's 15, she's like a rogue pristess for Yog-Sothoth (she escaped her cult but is still favored by her god), least dangerous cultist of Arkham but will cause you psychic damage archivist style of you mess with her

Top left is her 1934 design, while bottom right is what she would look like in 13th century, just for fun tho

Lore under the cut

Moira was a child prophet for a nameless cult, she was consecrated as a secret object as a baby, receiving two curses with it: the ability of seeing the future and reviving the most recent/strong trauma of anyone she touches.

She has extreme trauma of being touched bc in her cult people believed touching her would cleanse them from their trauma, therefore she always covers herself and only lets people she trusts touch her skin

Since she is having visions 24/7 (random ones tho) it takes a lot of concentration for her to actually see/be in the present, which means sometimes she will walk into walls/holes/the middle of the road/etc, making most people think she is blind, she also has no common sense (raised in an isolated community, with no contact with people her age, where rituals and sacrifices were extremely common, she has like, no tangent idea of how the real world works)

She actually meets Arthur in harper's hill, she needs help getting into the island because she thinks it might be a safe destination

She nopes out there a week later because she predicts her own death, so, better leave

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She has her own little adventures and ends up in new york at the same time as Arthur, she sees him talking to Noel in a vision and thinks it would be nice to see her friend again (she thinks Arthur is her bff, she didn't have many friends in her cult you see, Arthur barely remembers her), she ends up going for Noel since she knows where he works, he ends up babysitting her for a couple hours and on the second time Noel and Arthur talk this happens

She's just there to handle some prophecies and leave lmao (except on the cringe indulgent timeline where she avoids Noel getting shot so she gets to live with him ((platonic, if ur worried) he is lowkey terrified of her, she has no common sense and no idea how non cultist humans behave and she will sometimes tell people how they will die, which is creepy) and they end up helping each other with their trauma, but that's sooooo ooc, I just wanted to see father/uncle figure Noel, let me be)

Tagging @pyxxie-nyxxie (thanks for being interested on my cringe lore)

[puriteenism]

Percabeth, planet au. (Except this is just a draft and is not the final product bc it's messy af and makes no sense)

@auroraofthesun1 @lemonsandsadness @ebony-reine-vibes (thanks for supporting me here it's making me really happy)

So if you've forgotten what which au god represents here u go bc I want everyone to always know and I have the clipboard feature on my phone.

Reminder that even though there are planet NAMES they are not related to the actual Roman gods. Separate thing. Like completely.

Mercury main: sea, stars, mischief

Venus main: sun, leadership, education

Mars: electricity, fire, mechanics

Jupiter: human brain, joy, mischief

Saturn: healing, kindness, flowers

Uranus: anger, war, protection

Neptune: music, beauty/romance, deception

Pluto: home,love, family, death

Perseus Jackson, Son of Mercury-

Raised by Sally Jackson and later Gabe Ugliano, Percy Jackson is the son of one of the most important gods, Mercury. Percys' abilities include general water control as well as more prophetic powers (the average demigod receives 300 prophetic dreams per year is a statistical error, children of Mercury, who's dad is the ruler of divination and the stars, is a statistical error and should not have been counted). As well as this, he also rules over mischief, similar to Jupiter, so those children have more of a mischievous streak.

Percy grew up with his mom and Gabe, and he had to attend school after school due to anger issues, dyslexia and ADHD (everything that affects demigods in pjo also affects demigods here). Tbh percys' backstory is pretty similar to pjo. He receives dremas about the future a lot and is running a small tarot business in every school he goes to. Its not that he really believes in it, but it makes him money and he's...surprisingly good. (Honestly I haven't really worked on his backstory a lot)

Annabeth chase:

Daughter of Venus, the Queen of the gods, meaning Annabeth is even MORE stressed. It also means that Thalia is her sister. Daughter of Fredrick Chase and later Niaomi Chase when her dad remarried, she is the daughter of the leadership goddess. So her powers include enhanced smarts and logic, excelling in the field of academics (with a favourite for architecture, but that's formed by herself, really). She also has light powers and is able to know every single law. All of them, depending on her location (I'm struggling to think of any other leadership ones, if u have any help a sister out?!).

She ran away at age 7, meeting her sister thalia Grace and the child of Jupiter Luke Casteallen (idk HOW u even spell this man's last name). They arrived at Camp. But thalia was HATED by her mother, and vice versa. Thalia was turning annabeth against the gods before Luke even had a chance frfr. Bur annabeth learns to hate her mother, too, partly because of thalia and partly because Venus never actually saved her. But they get to Camp, and instead of thalia being turned into a tree for her insubordination, it's Luke. This is because Venus thinks that if her daughters nearly favourite person, who was also not her child (annabeth, who still had potential to be manipulated) was harmed due to thalias mistake of hating her mom, thalia was follow the gods not to let that happen again. and it does not work. She runs off after a year and often sneaks in to try and get annabeth, who is mostly a vulnerable, lonely child who is in a camp which she was already skeptical about, is left to basically fight for herself and be very much manipulated by her mom. Who does. She manages to convince annabeth that thalia was wrong, that the gods love her and if she does everything her mother says, she can be a minor god one day and be loved by everyone

And it works. After years and years of convincing, she basically grooms her own child into being the perfect godly daughter and leader of the Venus cabin. While also being mean to her half the time. :) After a while, thalai realises that she's basically never going to get her little sister back or at least the one she knew. :)

I hope this wasn't bad :)

[stxr-bxy]

pagan marauders hcs

in this universe paganism/real witchcraft = wizarding world and paganism is actually respected as a religion

most of them are hellenists but there are also roman and norse gods too

james

- works with athena

- he just loves powerful women

- or women in general tbh

- also works with apollon bc he’s the sun

- not super religious but goes to temple every Wednesday to visit the athena alter and on Sundays for the apollon alter

- makes a stupid amount of moon water because he uses it all the time

- no clair or psychic abilities but is very intuitive

- i imagine he got into hellenismos because euphemia is part greek (hence her name)

sirius

- prefers roman mythology over greek but is eclectic/neo pagan

- she works with Dionysius because they’re both drama queens and Venus because she helped him with embracing his femininity and feeling confident

- wears a carnelian necklace all the time bc she’s ✨that girl✨

- when she first quit weed she would smoke lavender because it puts you to sleep without causing highs

- goes to temple with friends to hang out and leave offerings

- had really strict catholic parents but never felt very connected to the church and god never really interacted with him no matter how many times he reached out

- his parents don’t think that being pagan = devil worship but they’re those people that think any god except theirs is a demon trying to hurt ppl

- was one of those tiktok witches for a while but then realized that witchtok is shit for information

remus

- he’s jewish but he’s still a witch so he still counts for this

- burns a lot of sage bundles

- Sirius sometimes goes to temple(jewish) with him so he’s not alone but most of the time he goes with his parents

- was actually smart about his journey and immediately bought books because social media is mostly bullshit

- he’ll sometimes go to his friend’s temple(pagan) with someone (usually sirius) when their other friends aren’t going or are working

- he’s very supportive and does have some idea of what’s going on

- except he keeps asking who some people are like some obscurer gods or mortals from myths

- “who’s selene again?” “for gods sake remus you ask this every time” “sorry. but still who is she” “the moon goddess remus…” “oh yeah”

- claircognizant, he just knows things

peter

- he was raised pagan because his moms are pagan (peter has two moms argue with the wall)

- works with freyja and demeter and goes to temple on thursday and friday for both

- he and marlene go for nature walks when it’s nice out and they sometimes look for crystals when they walk

- one time he found a really big quartz and took it home (he asked first ofc)

- also believes in animism and loves animals

- has a cat named luna (i have a cat named luna so i am projecting)

- clairvoyant, has visions and prophetic dreams

lily

- was raised jewish and even though she went along with it when she was young she didn’t really feel connected to god so she converted to hellenismos when she was 15

- works with persephone and aphrodite (i know they don’t get along but it’s fine because they’re not on the same altar)

- goes to temple on mondays and fridays for persephone and aphrodite

- meditates a lot and likes to make sure her chakras are aligned (i know chakras originate from hinduism but i’m pretty sure they’re an open practice any hindus can correct me in comments or rbs)

- loves rose quartz and opal

- always does her crushes astrology charts to make sure they’re compatible

- one of those girls with lots of incense

- when she was crushing on mary she wore so much rose quartz and carnelian to get her to notice her

- lowkey scared of tarot bc it’s way too accurate, she prefers oracle cards

- wears pentacle necklaces for protection

mary

- works with medusa (because of the hc that mulciber sa’ed her so she likes her story) and aphrodite

- veils on holidays and when she goes to temple

- reads tarot for people as a side hustle

- loves florida water and uses it a lot because she’s latina

- wears her evil eye/nazar a lot

- has a little home guardian statue and it’s a statue of a little cat

- bought her first veil from amazon and it had such a bad energy that she couldn’t cleanse out so she just threw it away

- when she goes to the beach she looks for shells to put on her aphrodite alter

marlene

- works with hekate and persephone

- has always loved the idea of witches since she was a little girl

- her parents were also strict catholics but marlene never believed in god, she knew somewhere deep down that he wasn’t as real to her as her gods

- her parents basically thought that witchcraft was the devil’s work and they never approved of it, they still don’t but now they’re used to it

- meditates during the full moon

- makes devotional playlists for her deities

- has lots of crystals because “i just think they’re neat”

- avoids doing shadow work but then her deities get mad so she reluctantly does some

- one of those girls who has rusty nails and dead bugs just so she can hex your ex

- clairaudient, was always confused by the ringing in her ears and what it meant

regulus

- works with hades and persephone

- loves the myth about them

- his parents raised him catholic but he stopped believing in god pretty quick because his prayers were never answered

- loves it when mary gives him tarot readings

- prefers runes to tarot but still likes tarot

- goes to temple on mondays because of persephone

- he talks with lily and marlene about persephone a lot and celebrate her return together

- his favorite holiday is yule because he loves all of the folklore surrounding it and the trees

- he used to charge his rose quartz in the sun because he didn’t know you couldn’t do that and then the color faded so he stopped doing that

- does lots of shadow work because he’s fucked up in the head

pandora

- a lot of people think she works with gods like iris or aphrodite but she actually works with nyx and hekate

- does scryings for people

- clairsentient, always picks up on other people’s emotions and the vibe of a room

- goes to temple on saturdays for hekate and with reg on mondays because the services include nyx and persephone

- one of those girls who used a spirit/ouija board and then all of witchtok came for her

- very experimental, uses egg shells in hexes and stuff like that

- also works with the fae and leaves them offerings for ostara and litha (and just in general)

- gives people little rocks and crystals she finds

- little kids love her and they always have such a good energy

- makes art of her deities

barty

- italian folk witch and pagan

- always wearing his nazar to protect from il malocchio cause he doesn’t fw that shit

- works with hades and hermes

- he’s half italian on his mom’s side so he got his practice from her

- uses people’s hair in his spells and no one knows where he gets it from

- “barty why the fuck is my hair in your spell jar?” “idk man…” “liar”

- messes around with tarot and runes when he’s bored

- goes to temple on mondays with reg and pandora and wednesdays for hermes

- clairvoyant (to go along with the seer barty hc)

- mabon is his favorite holiday because food

dorcas

- works with selene and hekate

- her and marlene love talking about hekate and honestly they could talk about her all day

- lowkey wanted to work with freyja at one point but she already has enough deities

- veils a lot for spiritual protection, can be as simple as a bandana or her hair braided but she likes regular veils too

- one of those girlies who walks barefoot in the forest

- grows her own herbs in her garden

- selenophilic

- needs to know everyone’s big 3

evan

- not super religious but still a witch

- he mostly does kitchen witchcraft

- he makes simmer pots and uses herbs when cooking

- hangs rosemary over his front door to protect

- has a cinnamon broom

- mops with rosemary water

- can’t meditate for more than ten minutes because he gets distracted or has an itch or something

- forgot to mention he worships luna, solass ( idk how to spell it) , and the mother (moon, sun, and earth)

- avid pentacle wearer

[most-normal-eccles-cake-ignorer]

Metatron used to be human maybe?? and related thoughts about Aziraphale's persuasiveness in S2E5

(using it/its for Metatron since apparently that's how it is narrated in the book, with the exception of Aziraphale using he/him for it)

From the wikipedia page for 'Metatron':

Genesis 5:23-24 :

Gonna try my first 'the rest is under the cut' here:

Interesting given the Metatron's offer to reinstate Crowley as an angel... Human -> angel isn't quite the same thing but it's still quite "unorthodox," to use its wording. I kind of figured that offer was just to fuck with Aziraphale (since Crowley would never) and I still think that; this Enoch/Metatron possibility just gives me more questions.

The way the Metatron chews the inside of its cheek (or maybe just clenches its jaw, either way) talking about "ingesting" things in the past makes me feel like it pains the Metatron somehow to say this/remember it? I've seen many people point out this was a clear attempt to be relatable to Aziraphale and make Heaven seem more tolerant/progressive than it is, but also if this Enoch thing is in the story, who better to deal with this mess than angelic conversion therapy darling, Enoch/Metatron?

I saw a post saying that line had the same energy as Stanley Tucci in Easy A going "I was gay once. For a while. We all do it. It's okay." and it has stayed with me

ALSO during my daily rewatch of the series a casual review of S2E5, I noticed Aziraphale acting a lot like the Metatron while inviting some of the traders and shopkeepers of Whickber Street to the dance meeting:

Mr. Arnold @ music shop: Refuses outright at first, but is coaxed into it by the promise of the 1965 Dr. Who Annual proof copy

Mutt @ magic shop: Cannot attend under any circumstances bc of anniversary plans with their spouse ... until S.W. Erdnase's annotated personal copy of Expert at the Card Table becomes available for loan

Nina: We get "perfectly ordinary invitation with no hidden agenda of any kind" and then he lies to her again that the Christmas lights will be discussed so she accepts

"He's discovered his civic obligations," if by civic obligations we mean 'ability to identify what people want most and offer it to them in return for obedience'.

The Metatron does the same with with Aziraphale: Comes in all friendly, makes the invitation, gets immediately refused, then sweetens the deal by offering what Aziraphale really wants (to be with Crowley and have Heaven's approval again so he doesn't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance anymore).

What does this mean? (i have no hecking idea) Does the Metatron (in addition to just wanting to split the dream team up) also see itself in Aziraphale a little bit? Or is the parallel more for us as viewers to see (even more) how Aziraphale still uses Heaven's tactics and thinks he knows what others need better than they do?

On the other hand, apparently Sandalphon is said to be the prophet Elijah raised to angelic status in a similar way and that didn't really seem to be a thing in S1 soooo who knows.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

AU Raffle: Cryptid AU!

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The result of the random selection was the Cryptid AU! Multiple people suggested this, so I'm looking forward to hearing all the ideas and extensions you guys will come up with. This will be a masterpost collecting them all, and it will be pinned for the duration of the AU.

Original suggestion: "For the Raffle. Cryptid AU. None of the Hermits are truly human and they all are really powerful cryptids that are hiding their true nature. The catch! Every Hermit thinks the other Hermits are totally normal and they are the only cryptid one. Hilarity ensures with everyone trying to explain the extrange things that keep happening "

Some ideas I came up with:

- every Hermit is a cryptid or monster of some kind, except for Grian, who is fully human and completely clueless about everything that's going on (suggested by a previous ask)

- Team ZIT is an investigation group trying to prove the existence of cryptids, but each one of them is subtly trying to sabotage the investigation to hide their own cryptid-ness. None of the three know the other two are also cryptids. Hilarity ensues.

- Xisuma probably knows what's going on with everyone, but he's not saying anything

- Mumbo is doing an absolutely horrible job of hiding that he's a cryptid, but somehow people still don't notice. Iskall is probably the closest to figuring it out.

- VintageBeef has already figured out that Keralis isn't human, but Keralis is bribing him to keep quiet

I hope that's enough to get the ball rolling! Send in your ideas using asks, and I'll put them down here!

If you need ideas about which cryptid would fit best with which Hermit, this list may be helpful.

Anonymous Additions:

- I feel like xisuma should be some kind of shapeshifter

- cleo was brought back to life by a family that loved her very much- or at least, that was what they tried to do. in reality, they brought a completely new soul back in the body of a deceased relative. cleo felt uncomfortable around people who thought she was a different person than she was, so she ran away and eventually befriended the hermits bc she just felt ~drawn to them~. she disguises her bloodless skin and lack of body heat with thick clothes and lots of makeup

- Cleo, of course, is a zombie, but she also has ties to Cthulu that she doesn't really try to hide, but that people overlook all the time. I'm just saying, an avatar of an eldritch being having to be a zombie kinda makes sense...

- Cthulu needed a body, and this kind family was nice enough to supply one! It was kinda their fault really, praying to ancient gods and making deals without reading the fine print. Cleo might feel guilty, but it wasn't on her, not really

- cryptid au: joe isn't a human, but a changeling: a shapeshifting, nonhuman entity that evolved to invade human families like a cuckoo. he has the ability to bend light to make illusions, but he normally just uses his powers to make himself appear human. however he does like to make all lime green things he sees invisible, for the lulz

- What about mumbo being a vampire, it just introduces the idea of so many odd behaviors that the others are just oblivious to

- What if ren is a werewolf(I know it isn't original) and he just thinks of the other hermits as his pack and is therefor very protective of them

- Obligatory Ren is a Werewolf for the Cryptid AU. He is acts like a gigant puppy when he is in wolf form. Nobody questions why sometimes they found a gigant wolf trying to play fetch with them. But nobody is complaining. Everyone talks about it and Ren is just upset because the gigant pupper has never come to see him. Surprise!! Not even Ren knows he is a werewolf

- idk if your still doing cryptid stuff because i don't really know how this works but,, what if everyone thinks that Grian Is Something when he's not. They keep trying to figure it out by asking him weird questions or trying to get him to do weird stuff, but he still stays completely oblivious. And then since Xisuma knows what everyone is, he thinks it's hilarious trying to watch everyone try to find something that isn't there.

- Cryptid au: Doc has made it obvious that he is a cryptid like, he explains it so obviously even an idiot would tell that he's one, But no one has figured out yet. So after the 15th time of explaining things he decides to present how he's a cryptid, by making a goatess.

- For the au, I have 2 ideas for grian, either he is very outspoken about not believing in the super natural, or he very much does believe in the supernatural, either way he unknowingly befriends multiple cryptids and is very confused

- Cryptic AU: Tango has fire for hair, and no ones really questioned as to why?

- What if false was a siren, just because it seems like an interesting idea (my addition: Wels would also make a great siren)

- Stress seems like the type to be an elf, graceful and cheerful, and of course admiring nature's beauty

- What if Impulse was mothman, I like this idea because of the whole team zit being paranormal investigators and they just go looking for mothman on one trip, and Impulse is just standing there probably feeling a bit awkward

- If Impulse is Mothman and he can fly and Tango is like a fire demon that controls fire, is only fair that Zed is an aquatic Cryptid. Maybe related to a lake monster or he is a Sea Serpent

- Yeti Iskall getting used to the hot environment of the Jungle??? Maybe?

- i have no clue how this works but etho is related to ningen in a way (Antarctic sea creatures from Japanese folklore)

- Joe's poems seem to stick in your head, echoing around for hours after you hear them, ringing between your ears. Their subjects vary, but they often seem eerily prophetic, warnings encased in rhythm and rhyme. Sometimes you swear you can hear the soft scritch of a pen on paper, before you realize you are the only one around.

- Wait how the hell would jevin hide that fact he's a slime? Better yet how do the other hermits not put to and to together? Through I think jevin probably wouldn't even bother trying to hide it, I mean he's a huge blob of slime how would you not be able to tell

(my response, summarized) Jevin inhabits a body of slime because that's the easiest way to hide his true form. "Jevin" is a non-physical entity that can possess other lifeforms by destroying their will. He chose a slime this time because it was easy and inconspicuous.)

- Cryptid au: Team ZIT have a headquarters and they all pitched in to commission Etho to make their door bell chime, the ghost busters theme, and afterward interrogated Etho to the ground.

- Doc is not a creeper with cyborneticts. Doc is the AI that came with the cyborneticts and over-wrote the conciousness of the creeper. Figured that making Doc something else would be too dificult so maybe subverting what he is with what we got alredy is enough (like you did with Jevin)

- I am putting this here for vampire mumbo in the au because the thought will not leave my head. It's dark, and mumbo's eyes seem to reflect light very well, his canine teeth seem just a bit too long and sharp, they seem to be stained red,was he always this tall? Something about him seems off, he seems very elegant in this darkness.

- cryptid au: when joe was young, he was ignored so much that he turned invisible. you can still see his shadow but you could look directly at him and not see him there with the best tools. he disguises himself by staying quiet, using text to communicate with the other hermits or by covering himself with clothes and masks so nobody would be able to see his body even if he wasnt invisible.

- For the au I think that Iskall could be a dryad because of his base this season

- Imagine if you will: Tango leaves town for a bit so the team ZIT can't do their "investigations". Impulse gets bored and decided to pretend to kidnap Zedaph in mothman-form. When Tango returns, Zedaph tells him how he almost was kidnapped by Mothman (and is over-exaggerating on every detail)

- What if in the au there is a situation where team zit is in some sort of danger, and so each of them just independently decide that they have to reveal the fact of their cryptid selves, and they just collectivly think,"huh. Okay." And after they are safe, they just talk about it as a group

- Beef is big foot.

- Biffa looks like a robot or cyborg, which one? He won't say. Maybe its because its neither, maybe he's just a walking body with a mind, maybe he's just a suit of armor roaming the world, maybe a spirit or ghost from the past, maybe a mob whose inhabited and pilots the body, maybe he's just Biffa. Only he knows, but he won't say

- Cryptid AU: I’m just imagining zedaph or tango throwing a bell at grian in an attempt to “capture” him under the suspicion that he’s part fae or something at a server meeting

- About Cryptid!Wels, sometimes, when the night is dark and the world is silent, you'll hear it; a soft voice in the darkness. You can't help but listen to it as you get lost in the song, swaying to the melody as your foot moves to the beat. The song gets louder and your feet are more frantic as they seem to take you somewhere. Suddenly, the voice stops singing and so you stop moving, and when you open your eyes you find yourself on the edge of the cliff overlooking the ocean. The siren lurks near

- Doc isnt a Creeper with cybrog parts but a robot made to look like a creeper, that arm and eye? yea just exposed parts from years of just not caring enough. He's waiting to see when someone will call him out on it. So far, only TFC and X but they like to watch how long this will go. Doc isnt even hiding anymore, he loves to mess with Grian by making remarks that imply he's a robot but Grian just can't figure it out

- tbh I love the idea of Joe as a regular human who just acts super cryptic and strange, and has a bit of skill at poetry. others try and figure out what he is, and he's just vibing in a corner, the last one anyone would expect to be the sole normal person on the server

- Cryptid AU. Joe and Cleo as the ‘One Bagel. No!! Two bagels!’ Vine. Joe being the one that asked and Cleo ignoring Cthulhu

- Joe starts sharing different ideas of what he could be, and only Cleo knows (mostly... she's the closest at least). Joe's mystery is a Hermitcraft classic, greeting every hermit except X, who still only has what Joe's told him to go on. He delights in the chaos he causes

- Scar is a poltergeist, he hides it well. One time Grian caught him using his powers, after scar fessed up, in private, they both bring some amount of chaos to the server, but not to much so the ZIT crypt hunters, name in progress, don't know about the chaos, thus not puting the duo in danger.

- Mumbo might be a vampire, but it isn’t for blood (at least, not anymore). Only Grian has come close to figuring it out, and it’s due to seeing how refreshed and satisfied his friend looks after being around 2+ groups of people. If only he would just straight up and ask. - 🦊

- Rather last minute but do you have any ideas of how Evil Xisuma could fit into this? Would he be a shapeshifter as well. A copy of X's true form? A demon haunting Xisuma? Just X's pesky brother? There's a handful of ideas I can't personally decide what would fit best. Maybe none of them at all, who know?

Cryptid Au. Xisuma shapeshifts for fun. Thats how we get Turtle!Xisuma, Beesuma and Stridersuma. All hermits just assume X changes his suit because they have never seen his face so there is no way for them to know he shifts. Also clasic headcanon that TFC is Herobrine and he is just laying low in Hermitcraft after years of going around worlds. Everyone knows the legend about Herobrine but have not connected the dots yet because TFC is just everyone’s grandpa. No way he could be Herobrine.

- @/ivi-prism

- While most might assume that Grian would be a harpy, its actully Scar. He's incredibly flexable in Human form, hes able to manuver his foot behind his head, and moret than once has Cub walked in on Scar with a living fish in his mouth. He never questioned it because "Hey, Vex magics weird."

- Imagine- sytyr Zedaph and Fae Impulse walking in on Willowwisp Tango who,because willowwisps are typically tiny, shrunk in response to panic and is now stuck in a caldron. I think that be hilarious. Just the idea of impulse going-"YOUR A CRYPTID?" while Zed just "WAIT I KNEW I DIDNT BURN THOSE PAPERS!" Which leads into a discussion of ZIT internal sabotage, and suddenly ZIT invesigation changes direction from "Are cryptids real" to "Is anyone else a Cryptid cause this cannot be a Coincidence"

- @/crypticalwitch

- Cryptic AU: Tango can also control his hair, to an extent. He can slick it back, but it still looks like burning embers. It's a bit mesmerizing

- Cryptid AU: Cub was a normal guy, maybe with some weirder interests, before the Vex. "Playing" with their magic too much is what made him a cryptid. So maybe he understands that the other hermits aren't exactly "human". But it isn't his business, and it means they don't question what the Vex get him into, so he just doesn't say anything about it

- Cryptic AU: Team ZIT's strongest evidence for Grian is the fact he's a master with an elytra, especially since he first said he "might use it a little bit" for long journeys. He's flown into a dark hole in a dark wall that's barely big enough to fit him multiple times, with ease, among other risky stunts that would get other hermits killed. The fact there's not much else to go on, besides his pranking zeal only matched by Zed himself, drives them up the wall

- Cryptic AU: when you stay out too long at night, you might start to feel watched. You'll turn around and nobody is there, but still you feel eyes on your back, and the breeze always seems hot and brushes your neck like too-close breathing and a hand. Finally, you catch it: a familiar figure that stands too stiffly, always just too far away to name. Then it vanishes with an airy shriek, and phantoms descend from the stars. Bdubs did always say the worst things happen in the night.

- Cryptic AU: Impulse's smiles are just a little too big. If you look at one too long, you feel as though it's stretching wider and wider, the cheery shine in his eyes twisting into a hungry gleam, but then you blink and he's back to normal ol Impulse and you question if you really saw anything. That time you saw his smile glinting in the darkness just beyond your bed must've been a nightmare. Your imagination.

- Cryptic AU: Don't look into his eyes. Look in, and you will see the universes. Billions of stars, trillions of futures, all impossibly swirling together, hauntingly beautiful. You'll fall down, down, down through the glittering spirals, until with a breathtaking snap you're on your knees, on solid ground. You're lucky he doesn't want to keep you, like others might. The lives and worlds you glimpsed will echo through your mind, weave through your dreams. Do not fear. Do not look into his eyes.

- The mountain is his territory. If you enter it unbidden, he will ensure you leave, lucky to keep your life. His contraptions are nonsense, seeming to serve no purpose other than to confuse. They distract from how the air crackles on your skin, how it tastes of storms and thunder. They distract how, from the corner of your eye, Zedaph's limbs are too long, fingers with too many knuckles and legs with too many knees. All angles and bones, like his designs. Do not look too closely at his garden.

- Everyone learned not to ask about him. Mostly because in trying to form the question, you'll find the words slipping from your mind. So Tango's hair burns, his eyes are red cherries. In the darkness he glows, the embers of a forgotten fire. His skin is always hot, almost feverish, yet he isnt sick. If he gets too close to lava, the illusion fades, reveals the magma that forms his skin. Illusion? No, that was just a burn. He relishes the smoke and rubble of explosions. Control. Always controlled.

- xB doesn't mind being away from the other hermits. It's quiet there; far enough away that most aren't bothered to prank him. He doesn't like surprises. Surprises get people hurt. Gets his friends hurt. His guardians appreciate the still predictability. The calm. Yes, he prefers to sit back, quiet, and watch. If he looks too long, bad things happen. So he observes it all, never focusing too much on one detail, never letting them go unseen. It prevents surprises.

- Because that last one wasn't all that clear, xB is a guardian-based cryptid! While nothing seems inhuman about him at a glance, he has a close affinity to water, and when threatened the spines he hides with his clothes will stick out. (Guardians only spawn in water, but they actually don't suffocate in air! Though their desperate flopping is a sad sight to behold) Plus, laser-eyes

- Xisuma wasn't always able to change his form as easily or drastically as he can now. But by now, he's forgotten his own face. Now, he'll feel his skin, his body begin to itch with the need to change. He's glad the hermits don't seem to care when he does. Keralis's mimicry was a surprise, but a welcome one. He feels less alone. Loneliness is how he would lose himself. He's scared of that possibility.

- When he sleeps, he walks through the minds of those whose eyes met his, as if it were his own dream. He'll hear their thoughts as if they were his own. He doesn't like this. It feels like an invasion. He feels like a parasite, and maybe he is. Whoever he dreamed through last, they seem exhausted and jumpy after, while he feels energized, near invincible. It's through this ability he knows their deepest secrets, but they aren't his to tell. Sometimes, he wishes he could understand. (Xisuma pt 2)

- Cryptid AU: another reason that Grian cant possibly be a human is his clothes. Just. How does he have something for every occasion. He even has a janitor one? Why did he have that? This "man" doesn't own a single closet yet has at least 20 different costumes-- not to mention you blink and he's changed! Wh- he had a REAPER costume for himself AND SCAR???

- @/basaltdragon

- Cryptid AU: Grian used to be against cryptids because of Sam (YHS) and his bunny attributes, but has since accepted the fact Sam was just a bad apple, and cryptids as a whole are neutral/good.

- Your heart, it beats, like redstone ticking away within you. He knows redstone through and through... so why not you too? Every pulse sent though the machine of your body is one more reason for him to reverse engineer you. But he restrains, takes a step back, as these machines could never be put back together.

- He's been here since the beginning; not of Hermitcraft, but everything. Watching as the game evolved over the years... He smiles at the thought. His hair now matching his eyes - like harsh reflective snow - he recalls these memories fondly. As his eyes fade to their piercing blue, he sighs, for this is home.

- When any of the other Hermits (at least the ones with blood) get injured, Mumbo has to step away. The need for their blood, their lifeforce, is too overwhelming.

- @/12u3ie

- Cryptid AU: with the team ZIT headquarters I thought of something similar to the TEA headquarters from season 3. Probably more confusing, colourful and chock full of even more excessive redstone doors. Why not add another elevator? Where's the coffee machine? Maybe the next room over? Was that corridor there before? I don't know. What's the use of that room? What's behind that door? What's behind you?

- Cryptid AU: with the whole burning hair thing on Tango, another explanation for why no one questions it. That's just Hermitcraft, people just assume he either royally messed up a redstone machine, or succeeded completely, you never know with Tango. Or maybe they think they're sleep deprived. They haven't slept in a while, Bdubs has been reminding them to do so. What were they doing? Maybe they should go home instead. Whatever they were doing can probably be done later. What were they doing?

- @/the-royal-bat-snake

- If joe is a changing then he is some kind of fae folk or as the irish and the Scots call them "the good neighbours" he could like anything, from a human, a small man, like knee height or a small green impish or goblin esque creature. Also changlings were the very old fae folk, not just the babies (humma women were stolen to be nurse maids cus fae folk cant make milk, also stolen to be mistresses) I know a lot of irish faerie lore so if you want to know anymore

- @/whatschooldoesntteachyou

[usertoxicyaoi]

Hey Faiza, i've seen you've been posting a lot more about Islam, it's great to see you're not afraid of showing your beliefs. I was just wondering if Allah is the same God that Christians worship or if there's a difference? I apologise if this comes across as ignorant.

hiiiii anon!!!! ohhh great question!!!

so, the answer to this, is yes. it is. Allah is the same God that muslims and christians, even jews, worship. thats bc islam, christianity and judaism all are abarahimic faiths that are rooted in monotheism, meaning the believing of one Allah/one God, and no God besides Him. in fact in the Arab Bible, God is called Allah! thus arab christians call God, Allah. the Qur'aan it self says that the people of the book (including the christians and the jews and the muslims) all believe that your God and my God is One - Allah.

a person is a muslim if they believe in the One Allah, in all the Books, all the Prophets (peace be upon them all), the angels, in the day of Judgement and in the belief that all bad and good comes from Allah (predestination, al-Qadr). so therefore, every single prophet (peace be upon them) that has ever came (124,000 in total), was sent down to spread this message. that every single messenger, that was given a holy scripture or Book, was sent to spread this message that was contained in those books.

therefore, you cant be a muslim until you dont believe in abraham (ibrahim), moses (musa), jesus (isa), solomon (sulaiman), david (dawood), noah (nuh), adam etc (peace be upon them all), because they were all messengers and prophets of Allah, that were given the same message by Allah over and over again to spread and believe. you cant be a muslim unless you dont accept that the torah and the gospel and the psalms exist as the books of Allah, bc they are the holy scriptures sent down by Allah!

now, here's where things differ. what muslims dont believe in is the holy trinity that christians believe in, or that Jesus (peace be upon him) was the (begotten) son of Allah, or that Jesus (peace be upon him) is God, bc we don't associate a human attribute such as reproduction with Allah, since Allah is above that - He is The Creator of all creators, and neither do we associate any partner in worship with Allah (yes we believe in the all the prophets (peace be upon them all), but we don't worship them - worship is only for God, Allah), because when you testify and become Muslim, you say: I bear witness that there is no god/diety (worthy of worship) except Allah, alone. in the Qur'aan, the story of Mary (Maryam) and Jesus (Isa) (peace be upon them both) has been mentioned several times. in fact there's a whole chapter in the Qur'aan called Maryam (mary, peace be upon her), and Aal-e-Imraan (the family of Imran, the name of Mary's father, peace be upon them all), where the story of the birth of both Mary and Jesus (peace be upon them both) is explained. Jesus (peace be upon him) is mentioned in the Qur'aan, by the arabic name Isa, even more times than Muhammad (peace be upon him) is.

so, in the Qur'aan, we as muslims believe that in the story of Jesus (peace be upon him), he was born without any male intervention, just like Adam (peace be upon him) (and this comparison of Jesus and Adam (peace be upon them both) is mentioned in the Qur'aan!) thus Jesus (peace be upon him) is also given the title as being the Word of Allah, since in the verse of the Qur'aan, it says, that Allah simply said "'Be', and so, it is.". we also believe that Jesus (peace be upon him), was given many miracles from the mercy of Allah Himself, just like many other prophets have been, such as giving life to the dead, treating the blind and lepers. another miracle is that he was also given the ability to speak as a baby, from the cradle. thus, when the people of Jerusalem asked Maryam (peace be upon her) who this baby in her arms was, Jesus (peace be upon him) himself replied, as stated in the verse of the Qur'aan: "I am the servant of Allah." which means that as Muslims we believe that Jesus (peace be upon him) was not the begotten son of Allah, nor is he God.

thats where the difference lies. but when it comes to whether we believe in the same, one God, then yes, muslims and christians and jews believe in the same, one Allah/God.

this video is actually an inter-faith dialogue between a priest, an imam and a rabbi, and if you go to the 7.00 timestamp, theres a great discussion about "do we pray to the same God?", which is v v v informative, as well as the rest of video is too tbh!

[lobanri]

untitled asscreed & one piece crossover

Desmond Miles dies using the Eye in an attempt to save the world form the Sun. When he awakens it’s to a completely different world, filled with pirates and marines and powers that seem magical. The marines find him, and he awakens when a pirate crew decides to attack the marines and ends up finding him and freeing him. At least he’s lucky enough that Edward Kenway was a pirate, even if one very different to the crew he’s now a part of.

this goes in a couple different ways, too.

first idea was that the OP world is Earth after the Calamity, so DFs are what happens when the Pieces of Eden get assimilated into fruits- thus they affect Desmond by making him have the whole ‘golden circuitry’ thing whenever he touches a DF user and can potentially… temporarily use their abilities? Steal them? Idfk, ok. Something alongside those lines. Whatever. Or maybe he can get parts of the Piece of Eden they came from originally? And like, Mythical Zoans are Apples or pieces of the Eye and they affect him more, Logias can be Apples or the Scepter or the Belt, Paramecias are the Shroud or the Scepter, etc. So now he has to go touch enough DF users to have a whole Piece, and they’re tattoo like, gradually appearing on his torso until he has the whole Piece and they can leave his skin and appear in his hands, bc i apparently thought it was cool? i mean, i wasn’t wrong, it sounds dope.

so there was that, and the idea that genetic memories can result in a pseudo-reincarnation, so their memories make some renown Assassins make a resurgence. i thought about making it like they only half-remember them and get the full blast when Desmond- key that he is- comes back. 

i made a plan for this, y’all. i had a list. it’s mostly ‘cause i’m kinda crazy, but jeez. looking back i was way too willing to actually write this out. sadly i probably won’t.

1-      desmond dies and lays forgotten in the grand temple. marines/pirates find him and decide to kidnap him bc he has golden circuitry under his skin and his arm looks a bit weird and who the fuck knows. then the withebeards find him and save him. he becomes friends with most of them but gets along w/ace pretty well (weird childhood buddies!)

2-     thatch dies via teach, ace sets out to get revenge and desmond goes ‘what the hell, why not’ and goes with him. during the trip, he starts getting weird dreams about the other assassins (originally this was just ezio but i think it’d be better if he’d get snatches of what each of them is doing, based on how close to them he was physically) but sees hallucinations about Edward instead and tires not to let it affect him. ace is busy w/revenge, but can tell smth is off. they arrive at an island in which desmond sees a wanted poster of himself next to one of another man in a with hood called ‘the assassin’. he has the same scar. cliffhanger. (this could be either ezio or altair, but it just proves that he’s not the only one from the Brotherhood here)

3-     we change pov to ace, who is watching his new friend/brother become increasingly frantic about this ‘assassin’ and tells him some about his family to try to distract him from the dreams he keeps getting and the things he sees. ace keeps getting more worried about his hallucinations bc they can’t find any doctor to do anything about it and kureha left the island- then someone in sakura island tells him that the strawhats have ‘the doctor’s apprentice’  so now ace is trying to both hunt teach and find someone to heal desmond so we see him having a moral debate about what’s more important to him- his revenge or his family’s lives.

4-     we see a mysterious scene w/ ezio in which he talks to someone- nico robin- and we reach the conclusion that he wants to join crocodile for some reason??? which is that he wants to get info and money but when he sees what’s going on he plans on murdering croco. the strawhats end up interrupting him anyway so when he sees robin sneak into the ship he goes ‘eh, well, whatever’ and goes with her in a weird parallel arc that mirrors desmond’s decision to go with ace, except that desmond goes because he’s more of a passive person but was worried about ace and ezio goes because he’s an active person who wants to know why; why is he here? why can he remember? why is he not dead? why does he keep thinking about some strange man he sees in his dreams sometimes? he decides his new “dream” is to get justice for everyone- remake the brotherhood- when he learns about the crew’s stories.  

5-     we come back to the disaster duo, who are now each other’s other half in being a complete and total mess. desmond is still hallucinating Edward and his search for ‘the assassin’ finally gets him a place: alabasta. they arrive just as the strawhats are in the middle of defeating everyone, so ace decides to butt in and desmond just doesn’t want to see his friend get eviscerated so he helps out in the shadows. desmond is quiet and kinda unassuming the whole time that ace is talking to the strawhats so they don’t really notice him much or anything. this makes it much better for when robin shows up, introduces herself and then ezio steps out and does the same (strawhats: ‘what!? another one!??’) and then asks “and who is that gentleman, if I may ask?” to which desmond steps out. “desmond miles. I’m the key. glad to finally meet you properly, prophet.” cliffhanger.

6-    look the first part of this is various ppl just going

then some weird explaining and desmond finally getting someone to look at his head when ace remembers that “oh yeah btw my friend’s been having vivid hallucinations for a couple of months/weeks. is that normal or…? because he keeps telling me not to worry about it and that it’s been happening for a couple of months but im pretty sure I should be worried about it” and chopper trying not to have an attack then and there while the strawhats that have braincells just look horrified .

7-     so moving on from explanations arc- now we reach…uh. ace and desmond separating but promising to check in with each other every day, because I think that’d be a neat way to cut between scenes- they’re all retellings of what hijinks went down that they’re giving each other, and occasionally they comment on some detail and it gives you a break for bickering from all the drama. they buy snails ig.

  this is also when i ran out of plot, but! i do have like, two pages of notes about what some of the others are up to, so i’m gonna add that at some point later. 

(if anyone sees this [which i doubt, but you never know] and wants to use it, feel free! just @ me!)

[eldunea]

god ok i haven’t even started anakin’s blog yet but i already have his entire pokéverse thought out here i go

ORIGINS.

anakin was born in my fakémon region of preuzien to an enslaved old prussian (prūsai) family. in real life the old prussians were exterminated but in the pokémon world they were made the slaves of the junker ruling class. when the allies came into germany after wwii they tried to put a stop to this but unfortunately were not entirely successful.

as in canon, he has no biological human father, he’s like……the universe’s kid or something, it’s where he gets his insane powers from. in this verse he is also definitely a chosen one, but don’t take that to mean he isn’t a douche because he still totally is

like in canon he was a racer, but he didn’t race pods he raced dragons. his master knew he could make big bucks off him from an early age due to his abilities so according to prussian custom he was put on a dragon before he could learn to walk and learned how to ride that way. 

he speaks three languages: german, prūsiskai (the old prussian language) and english. his inability to speak japanese has been a weakness of his that he wants to improve on, and so he is studying that as well.

his first pokémon was a racing noivern that he named majjis, which is old prussian for “corn.” she loves her name and he didn’t even change it after he went vader, it was real fucking obvious which one of “team sith” would go back to the light side when all the other admins named their pokémon stuff like “void devourer” and “bone crusher” and here was darth vader with his ace named fucking. corn. he is currently 36 and starting from like age 10 he never lost a single race while riding corn until he was finally defeated by his son luke.

also like in canon, he won his freedom in a race but was unable to free his mother. much like lotor at the age of 12, anakin had the sense to get the fuck out of preuzien, but unlike lotor, nothing pressing dragged him back. he went to make a name for himself as a trainer and racer around the world, and also became the world’s strongest psychic.

he did go back to prussia briefly to rescue his mom. by that point shmi had been brutally beaten for refusing to give sexual favors to her master, and died in anakin’s arms. enraged, he slaughtered the entire family that had enslaved him.

DESCENT AND REDEMPTION.

as in canon, he was tormented by prophetic dreams of his lover padmé amidala dying and was corrupted by sheev palpatine to join the sith order (colloquially referred to as “team sith”), a criminal organization in orre that stole some of team snagem’s shadow-turning techniques and aimed to do it on a grander scale. palpatine’s goal was to build something known as the shadow star, a weapon so powerful that when aimed at a planet, it could turn all beings shadow, even arceus. the sith order would then use shadow control techniques to rule the world. but one thing that palpatine was also obsessed with was the search for immortality, which is how he baited anakin into joining him--by promising he could save the one he loved.

when anakin became darth vader, he allowed palpatine to turn him into a SHADOW HUMAN, just like all the other team sith admins. this means that much like a shadow pokémon, the door to his heart was sealed and much of his original personality was subsumed into just. this roiling inner turmoil of anger and violence. formally, nobody knew that star trainer and dragon racer anakin skywalker was actually underground crime lord darth vader, but they could all tell that something was really, really wrong because he started becoming colder and more withdrawn to his fans that he had formerly loved. 

nobody guessed that he had become a shadow, however, because they all attributed his change in personality to the cybernetic enhancements he had been given. by this point he had lost half his head and three of his limbs in battle, and so they were replaced with prosthetics and his artificial brain was enhanced with programming for metagross supercomputers. metagross are known for being assholes who think more like machines than living beings, so it was easy for his adoring fans to believe that anakin’s change of personality was no fault of his own.

he was purified by his children, luke and leia. they were battling rivals who later discovered that they were twins and figured out who their father was. meeting them, he felt human again for the first time when he was around them…then they told him they wanted to defeat the evil darth vader and darth sidious and restore balance to orre, and he was just. well this is awkward.

his first instinct was to just kill his children but something held him back. so instead of killing them, he accompanied them on pointless missions that would ultimately lead them nowhere near close to defeating him and sidious--just to keep them distracted. little did he know, the more he fought alongside them and spent time with them, the more his heart gauge was emptied and the closer he became to purification.

much like a shadow pokémon, the more he was purified, the more his body and brain resisted it. finally the temptation to stay shadow became too strong, at which point he told his kids he was vader, locked them up, and turned them over to sidious to dispose of them. they managed to escape, however, after which there was a double battle of luke and leia vs. vader and sidious. the twins found themselves quickly overwhelmed, and sidious was about to kill them--when the sight of the two children about to die in front of them instantly emptied the remainder of anakin’s heart gauge. finally feeling real love again for the first time in years, anakin killed his master and saved his twins. luke and leia then took him to a purification chamber to be fully restored.

CURRENT STATUS.

anakin has returned to preuzien to become one of its strategic gym leaders. his gym’s theme is sky battles, which are fought only by pokémon that can stay airborne such as flying-types and those with the ability to levitate. though this may seem to be restrictive, anakin can still fight with a diverse mixture of pokémon.

he’s actually a league member in two regions: preuzien, aka german prussia, and prutenia, the newly-instated old prussian nation. essentially he’s a diplomat but in many ways he’s the wrong choice because……darth vader, have you fucking met him? however, lotor deliberately chose someone who was angry and undiplomatic to fulfill this role because he wanted to make it very clear to the german prussians that the rights and sovereignty of the prūsai are completely non-negotiable and there is a guy in the prutenian league who will happily beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise.

he and lotor have a very strained relationship. on one hand anakin has healed a lot since he left the sith, and he is very concerned because he sees lotor going down the same path as he did. but on the other hand he still has a long way to go yet acts like he’s 100% redeemed when he lectures lotor, and lotor sees right through this…then when lotor calls anakin out on the fact he still has issues, anakin gets all pissy. also, anakin correctly suspects that lotor is using him as an ally for his “chosen one” status, inviting him to the league and giving him a second chance in spite of him being vader because he wants to get on the legendaries’ good side by treating their chosen one well. basically them being colleagues is an Angry Bastard Disaster that they need a lot of sorting through if they are ever going to be on truly good terms.

one time anakin straight up “force choked” lotor using his psychic powers in a fit of rage. lotor taunted him by choking out the words “vader…you haven’t changed.” this could easily have led to lotor’s death, as anakin was highly emotionally charged, but instead of snapping his neck psychically at that moment he dropped him to the floor and left the room. a sign of hope in their relationship perhaps?

honestly he’s? still a fucking mess??? like just because he left the sith doesn’t mean his issues are over. he’s still angry over his mother’s death and over padmé’s death, and now he’s angry that he let palpatine manipulate him and suffers from crippling guilt that he nearly killed his two kids. not to mention psychologically he’s part machine now so he has forgotten how to be human in some ways, and it’s in this way that he still hasn’t stopped being vader.

he doesn’t feel love for anyone except his twins, majjis, and padmé. he feels small likings toward other people and pokémon and he is trying to turn that into something deeper, but he’s still extremely stunted.

he gets terribly impatient with humans when they’re not as precise or as exacting as he is. in the og movies darth vader hated anything that he perceived to be incompetence, and anakin is the same way…except now that he’s part metagross, his standard of “competence” is so far above anything humans can do that he inevitably gets irritated and lashes out at people just for being human.

he’s lost all interest in “the little things.” he doesn’t appreciate the warmth of a sunny day or the coolness of a soft breeze or seeing a pretty looking bug on the sidewalk or anything like that, the only thing he is fixated on 24/7 is sharpening his intellect. he’s kind of like sabrina in that way.

MISC.

this would be his battle theme, full stop.

he has an aegislash variant that is basically a lightsaber: the hilt is metal but the blade is pure energy. 

he is an overprotective dad and in that way he’s kind of a hypocrite, because of how he was once the biggest threat to his kids before he reformed. he gets rEAL FUCKING ANGRY when leia starts dating han solo, saying he’s just a street rat from orre and he’ll eventually stab her in the back and she’s like do i need to remind you of how you almost killed us?

he doesn’t need to hold out his hand to force choke someone bc that’s not how psychic powers in pokéverse work, he just does it because he’s a dramatic little bitch

he eventually has five grandchildren, all of which he gets overprotective toward. on luke’s side: ben skywalker. on leia’s side: jaina, jacen, anakin and ren solo. and if you thought him disliking han solo was bad, you should see his reaction when ren starts dating palpatine’s granddaughter rey…he just tENSES any time he’s around her saying i sense a great potential for evil in her and his kids are like oh really, well we’ve been sensing that in YOU ever since we met you and we don’t judge, so………damn i hate canon reylo but i mean it could work in an AU where kylo ren was never evil

[saltine-kakyoin]

PLEASE what is sda I’m super curious I’ve seen u mention it so many times and now I Gotta Know

ahh, ruth!! howdy! I would like to apologize if this ask is all over the place, ya girl is currently goin thru an emotional meltdown + this is my only respite 🤠

The Sergio-Divergent AU is my Baby 😭 it started out as two separate aus, actually! The first one was an "all the crusaders live" au and the second was a "joseph had a son who is josuke's father" au because I could not and tbh still can't accept Joseph cheating on the legend that is Suzi. I realized there was no reason to have them as two separate aus, so they became one.

I have a more detailed page about it all if you're on desktop, but I'll give you the quick rundown! Years after Holly is born, Joseph and Suzi have another son, Sergio! He spends a lot of his childhood with Lisa Lisa because everyone is super busy, and bc of that he gets the whole 411 about his family's history and Hamon. Joseph doesn't let Lisa Lisa send his kid through Hell Climb Pillar, so Sergio and Lisa Lisa agree on music as a good way to practice Hamon. He becomes a huge music kid because of this, which leads to him becoming really good friends with Sadao! (much to joseph's despair lol) He is mcShooken when Jotaro is born, and spends many weekends and school vacations in Japan with the Kujos bc he adores the little guy.

Aside from having Funky Breathing Powers, he has a relatively normal life until he graduates from uni! He has a mild existential crisis, but Sadao comes in to save the day and gets him a few gigs over in Japan. This is where Sergio meets Tomoko, and they hit it off really well (after Holly is able to convince him that yes, she is flirting with him lol).

There's a golden year or two where things are nice. Tomoko graduates from uni, and Sergio gets a nice residency for his compositions! They get engaged! But, things go haywire when Tomoko is like bro.. I am jus DYIN?? And they rush to the hospital to find out!! AHHH the bitch has been pregnant the whole time and her baby said yo I'm fuckin outtie! (I wasn't entirely keen on this concept at first, but this exact thing happened to my sister so I will let it be) Cue the age of madness, in which Sergio and Tomoko try to juggle their jobs, their upcoming wedding, and their newborn.

Things get even madder when Joseph rings to be like, "Heyyy... I do not mean to alarm you but we found Dio's coffin and, uh, he's not in it lol." Sergio is deeply alarmed by this bc Dio was like, the monster under his bed AND in his closet as a kid. He filed the fear away growing up because Dio was dead and couldn't hurt anyone anymore, but now!! Aha! He tries to keep sensible about it, and to his credit, he does for about a year! But then Dio makes his thotty thotty trip to Japan to go crazy go stupid with Giorno's mother and Sergio, a Joestar and big experienced Hamon user, feels his presence deeply. (Dio also senses him [and Holly, Jotaro, and Josuke but he has no idea lol]) All pretense is thrown out the window, Sergio flips his lid because not Only is dio back... but hE'S IN JAPAN AHH.

There's a mild lapse in logic here because it'd be safe to assume that Dio's in Japan to kill all of them? But right now Sergio's just like, he's here to kill ME (and then everyone else. The idea rn is that Dio's coming for him first bc he poses the largest threat, but ahh idk.) Anyhow, Sergio has a mild meltdown about it and postpones the wedding because he doesn't want to run the risk of making Tomoko a widow. Tomoko is not pleased by all of this and is like bro.. you've gotta go to Tibet and get better at fighting with Hamon, I'll go live with my dad in the meantime.

So he goes to Tibet! I need to rework this section a bit, so I won't write too much about it. But! His stand, Golden Prophet, manifests here + he is directed to Abdul by one of Abdul's childhood friends! (This is messy to read, sorry! This is an artifact from before the rework, and I haven't addressed it yet ahh) So he goes to Egpyt, and becomes good buds with Abdul as he learns how to use GP better. The whole time, he's been having the migraine and nightmare of his Life because Dio is also in Egypt! Confident (and perhaps too confident) in his abilities, he sets out to kill the family scourge once and for all. However, he's intercepted by a particularly destructive stand user, Suad, whose stand circumvents his own. He ends up suspended in mid-air by a pole through his lung, which. :( He freaks out for a hot moment bc he Knows there's no way out, and that he won't get to go home and marry Tomoko or help her raise Josuke. In the mania, he has a moment of lucidity and realizes nobody knows Dio's whereabouts except for him... So, he uses Golden Prophet to make one final spirit audio call to his dad, and spills all the beans. With his final breaths, he urges Joseph to seek out Abdul and also make sure Tomoko and their son are well supported.

The stand user, Suad, comes back into consciousness during this phone call and realizes that Sergio is not as horrible as Dio made him out to be, and that he's literally just a Dude. He's just a dad. Wracked with guilt bc she is also just a parent trying to secure a future for her child, Suad defects and seeks Abdul out herself. Abdul is familiar with some of Dio's stand users, but Suad was one of them and knows More. She tells him everything she knows + acts as one of his informants.

This is all set-up for the "All the Crusaders Survive" part of the AU. Joseph is way more cautious going into Egypt because it already claimed his son's life. The Speedwagon Foundation is way more present in Cairo, which is fundamental to Kakyoin's survival. The rest of the AU is very long and basically just follows everyone in the aftermath of the crusade and beyond!

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Tobi does the recap.

Tobi unties Naivara when she’s not a werewolf anymore. Roscoe finds out about the whole Werewolf Situation. Tobi is rude to Kuori and we continue travelling. Roscoe, and no one else, swears he hears a voice whispering his name on the wind.

Naivara is tied to a tree for the night. Tobi tries to move the Immovable Rod (holding her neck to the tree) off her- but he’s grappled by Kuori and stunned by Roscoe and yelled at.

Ash catches Roscoe with his fishing rod. (Those were my notes. That’s all that’s there.) We untie Naivara come morning and she plays with Lucky. We’re getting pretty close to the Everwood Spine.

Tobi gettin real angry at camp, at Kuori. He knocks down a tree in anger.. then him and Kuori have a heart to heart. Kuori is concerned that Ironfang is doing the same thing to Tobi that it did to him, and he doesn’t want to see Tobi go down that path. At his request, Tobi lays Ironfang out of his own reach for the evening.

During Tobi’s rest, he dreams and remembers the night that Kuori left the group, the events dramatized. The bonfires fade and things get dark, he’s on a pillar of stone in a dark cave. He hears a rumbling before he sees a green glow emanate before him and he sees a behemoth made of stone, with green crystals protruing from him. Ogrémach.

He’s just looking down at Tobi. Tobi tells him he’s going to kick his ass. Ogrémach replies with “Anger”. Then he says “Destroy”. Tobi replies that the only thing he will be destroying is Ogrémach.

Ogrémach tells him “Prophet.” Tobi tells him that the only being he serves is Tyr. Then the tower crumbles, and Tobi falls into blackness and he awakens.

Tobi and Kuori have good good RP and a good chat. Tobi pats Naivara’s back until she’s not a werewolf anymore. Come travelling, Naivara asks Snowball is she can sleep on his back. He allows her to.

It’s about midday when we start to see more flowers, and animals being undisturbed by us being there. Roscoe picks up a rabbit and asks if we can have it for dinner. It turns into a person. Tobi wakes Naivara up.

We start seeimg more humans, wood elves, half-elves and a few gnomes. We even see a scattered few goliaths, halflings and orcs. But it’s mostly humans and wood elves. Roscoe tries to feed alcohol to a fox, who turns out to be a child. 

We head to the home of Naivara’s mentor (and dad away from dad), Damascus. He’s with some younger druids, who appear to be blossoming seed pods. Damascus is a bald human, kinda shortish, thick eyebrows and around 80 or so. He dismisses the group of druids of Naivara approaches him. 

We notice a small owl perched on his house and before Naivara can tell him herself, Roscoe yells out “BY THE WAY SHE’S A WEREWOLF NOW.” Thanks, Roscoe. We are all invited into his home for tea, except Roscoe pours whiskey in his.

Damascus is allergic to Ash. 

Naivara asks if there’s a way he knows of to control lycanthropy, without going evil and doing the murders. BUT BEFORE THAT. Shenanigans.

The owl perches in the corner and we find out her name is Ginger. Roscoe implies that Damascus screws his owl. Naivara turns Roscoe into a tortoise to shut him up. Roscoe is kicked out by Tobi, because he’s Still Ridiculous. 

Roscoe the tortoise has a good time. The rest of us enjoy the peace and quiet. The lythari is an ol- nope. Nope we’re laughing too much at Ryan’s stupid impression of Tortoise Roscoe and him saying what Roscoe is doing. We had to take a five minute break from the table bc we’re all gone. Jesse couldn’t sit at the table until Aidan was almost done with his story bc they couldn’t look at him without laughing.

ANYWAYS.

The lythari is an old elven legend. Not many know it, but Damascus is old enough to have heard many things. The story begins when the gods roamed the earth, Sylvanus was a great protector who kept things safe for the elves. Over the years, she gained followers who were blessed to change their form. She would have a pack of followers who could become wolves, and aid her in protecting the forests.

He doesn’t know if it holds any truth, but it’s food for thought. He might know of something, however. Some circles actually embrace lycanthropy. The circle he speaks of aren’t stationary, but he knows how they achieve it. But there’s a high price: they can lose themselves, and end up becoming a wolf for good. But through this, some can learn to control it. 

There’s a special wolfsbane concoction and Damascus has the ability to do the ritual. Naivara can also make a potion to suppress it with wolfsbane. We leave his home and decide to buy stuff instead of looking for Roscoe. 

Tobi goes on a quiet walk with Naivara. Roscoe is flipped on his back under a tree. Ash flips him right side up and then climbs up the tree with him. Roscoe goes down the branch and eats a few leaves. Then he is put on the ground, and starts heading towards a nearby pond where he finds an older female tortoise.

He moves on. Meanwhile, on the walk, Snowball lets children braid flowers into his fur. There’s a teenage boy too shy to talk to some girls.

There’s a female druid making a new home, who Naivara hugs from behind. Her name is Laurel. Naivara introduces Tobi to her. She’s an elf with dark green hair, flowers interwoven into it. She gives Tobi one of her hair flowers.

Naivara and Tobi go to get the rest of the party. Roscoe gets tossed into the turtle pond, and turns back into Roscoe. The one who tossed him was a squirrel, but we find out he’s Hagren, the village weirdo. We go off to meet more druid elders.

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Proceed to Yad Vashem Holocaust Museum & Memorial- purposefully located on the environment-friendly inclines of Har Ha Zikaron (" Mount of Remembrance"). Breathtaking trip this extending center in addition to check out the Grove of the Exemplary amongst the Nations, the Kid's Memorial in addition to take component in an unique "Yizkor" (funeral service) in Bikat Ha Kehilot (The Valley of Communities).

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Continue to Mt. Herzl, the website of Israel's across the country cemetery which is called after Theodor Herzl, the maker of modern-day political Zionism, whose burial place exists on top of capital. Appreciate the Machane Yehuda Market as well as likewise submerse by yourself in the vibrant energy of Jerusalem's Shuk (market). Wander around the various neighborhood vendors offering tasty cheeses, breads, flavors, nuts and also far more.

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in which MC is a witch!! (I got a lil carried away with some of these oOPS) WARNING for death mention, animal death, and uhhh… some blood

Zen

-what kind of witch: earthy, into gardening -how he finds out: -MC is always bringing him flowers after his shows -and they do that thing that magicians do, the sleight of hand bouquet thing (except, of course, it’s not actually sleight of hand) -he just thought they were really good at like.. stage magic -but then one day they’re together at Zen’s apartment and there’s a bouquet of wilted flowers in a vase on the counter that MC notices -Zen starts to head toward it to toss it bc they’re getting close to brown and brittle -hates throwing out MC’s gifts to him but…. -but MC is already there, hands gently cradling the delicate, dying blossoms, and leans down close to whisper to them -it sounds like a very quiet little song -Zen watches slack-jawed as the flowers begin to perk up and regain color and fullness -he can even smell the fragrance they’re giving off -MC pulls back and lets their hands fall to their hips, triumphant and glad to see the flowers rejuvenated so quickly with that spell (such love left on them made it easy) -they turn to Zen with a big smile, teeth showing -and Zen is…… freaking out??? -not that he really has room to talk his healing speed is monstrously fast and he has the occasional prophetic dream so like……. magic isn’t totally out of left field… right? -freaking out suddenly takes a complete 180 to Excitementville -MC has special abilities too!!!!! holy shit!!!!! (and they cAN SING???? BEST DATE MATE) -rushes up to MC to hug them -“They’re alive again babe!! How’d you do that??” -MC laughs and kind of shrugs -“Uhh well i mean….. it was a rly simple rejuvenation spell..?” -“Spell? so, like….?” -“Iiiii’m a witch?” -MC honestly thought that Zen had to have figured it out by now so this is…….. interesting.. lil awkward but….. also good -Zen’s hella accepting of it -loves it!! -loves MC!!!! -asks if they can teach him magic -asks MC to sing more often -high key wants to do like.., Disney duets

Yoosung

-what kind of witch: necromancy, study of life and death, decay, still learning -how he finds out: -he brings an injured bird home to their apartment to nurse it back to health -with his major of choice he should be able to do this much!! -but it turns out the bird wasn’t just hurt…. but was also sick. -and it died. -MC comes home to find Yoosung crying over the little feathery corpse -MC cautiously approaches and wraps their arms around Yoosung’s shaking shoulders -“Oh, Yoosung….. I’m so sorry…” -he turns to cry on their shoulder and embrace them back -MC and Yoosung stay like this for a while -then MC shifts and speaks -“At the risk of sounding weird… can I….. take a look at it?” -they speak gently, hesitant -Yoosung sniffles but agrees -MC examines the bird for a minute -“….how long?” -Yoosung’s just been watching quietly, spacing out -“huh?” -“how long since it passed?” -“m-maybe an hour?” -MC goes over their options -they nod decisively -“I can do something about this” they declare quietly -they leave for their room for a moment and come back with a very small golden bell -they’re holding it by the handle and carefully holding the clapper from moving -they lean over the bird, glance at Yoosung, who is very confused and curious, and then rings the bell once -they chant -the air around MC goes cold -rings the bell again -a few more words -frost forms around them (in their hair on the ground on the bird’s feathers on the table by MC’s hands) -a final ring -and the bird chirps -Yoosung is very confused and possibly crying again -he asks what just happened the bird was dead just a minute ago what the heckie??? -MC tries to explain -“I’m a witch and I….. study necromancy. So I…… brought its soul back? If that.. makes sense….” -Yoosung’s thoughts immediately go to Rika after this revelation that MC can raise the dead -“Then…. you could do that for Rika, right?? MC???” -MC is rightfully alarmed at this -does not want to crush Yoosung’s hopes but……. necromancy is so dangerous especially if done wrong -they shake their head and maybe babble a bit -“I’m sorry! I can’t! I’m still just a student and b-besides it’s been years and human-centered necromancy is so complicated and dangerous – I mean!! It’s all kind of dangerous!!! – but humans…. they almost never come back right! Especially the longer it’s been and, and, god, Yoosung, I can’t I really really can’t and I’m sorry!” -“MC….” -Yoosung wants to ask why, but he also doesn’t, afraid of the answer, especially because of that “almost never come back right” thing -“no, I-I’m sorry, MC. I didn’t think…” -the bird chirps again, drawing the couple’s attention -“Right! Let’s take care of the lil birdie! Just ‘cause I brought it back doesn’t mean it’s not still sick and injured.” -“Yeah… we’ll have to take good care of it.” -it takes a few weeks for Yoosung to gather the courage to ask MC what they meant about human-centered necromancy and the general danger -MC explains that when someone dies their soul leaves their body for, usually, the River of Souls (also known by many other names; Styx, the River, the Other Side, the Veil, Beyond the Veil, Valley of Death, Purgatory, etc) -there are many different parts to it. Veils between levels. all of it water-related. (think Sabriel by Garth Nix) -the first few levels are simpler, easier to navigate, easiest to retrieve a soul from -but the longer a soul has been gone, and the longer a soul lingers there instead of moving on to whatever is beyond the River, the more twisted it could become -maybe someone retrieves the correct soul… but by then they may not be the same person anymore -other times, too often for comfort, things goes wrong, and something else comes back -it might look and act like the loved one lost. for a while. but that’s just the summoner’s will imprinted on the…… thing possessing the body, and often the Thing’s plan -it’s often……. very messy.. -THANKS 4 THE NIGHTMARE FUEL MC -Yoosung is horrified -it takes him a while to get used to how…. utterly creepy he find’s necromancy -but….. apparently it doesn’t just apply to people and animals?? -MC one time found a moldy piece of bread and like.. reversed the mold???? the bread was fine!! they ate it -Yoosung had a potted plant from his mom that he forgot to water and it died, but MC!! brought it back!!!! -apologizes to MC for possibly avoiding them, he’s done a lot of thinking and he accepts MC and their necromancy studies fully -MC is so relieved

Jaehee

-what kind of witch: potioneer, but also makes charmed objects and gives out little blessings -how she finds out: -catches MC slipping something into a customer’s drink and then hiding a little vial up their sleeve -confronts them asap -while MC waves to the customer who seems p happy with their drink, Jaehee grabs MC’s wrist (not completely unusual….. all the regulars know MC and Jaehee are together and p affectionate) -Jaehee whispers with a customer service smile, “MC, what did you just put in that drink?” -MC blinks in surprise but then grins -“A drop of Good Luck!” they whisper back -Jaehee is taken aback and skeptical -she squints at MC -“Is that a drug euphemism?” -MC is now taken aback, and briefly confused -“no? It’s Good Luck. Like, I made a batch and, just,” they stop and gesture toward the customer who just left and is now hurrying back into the café with something gleaming in hand “Look, Jaehee.” -“You’ll never believe it!” the customer crows with a grin -MC turns their attention just to the customer with interest -“Did something good happen?” they ask -the customer waves the object in their hand. “I found it!! I found my wedding ring! It was in my pocket the whole time!” -“Oh!!” MC exclaims “What good luck! I’m so glad!!” -Jaehee is understandably baffled -after work Jaehee and MC are in their apartment kitchen and just……. this is the moment that Jaehee takes notice of the literal cauldron by the stove -not that Jaehee didn’t notice it before but she thought for the longest time that it was just a Halloween decoration?? -MC is also baffled because… ??? “Jaehee I use that cauldron all the time??? I’m a witch I thought u knew??” -Jaehee puts her face directly into her hands -“I thought you were just really into Halloween..” -“well I mean,,,, you’re not wrong,, ,” -honestly Jaehee is p dubious about this whole thing but she warms up to it -they start giving out MC’s charms (some even sell???) as complimentary gifts (like for protection against evil, good luck in love, promotion of studies, etc.) -the bi-weekly special usually has a drop or two of one of MC’s potions in it -MC super plays it up for Halloween tbh -dresses in their best stereotypical witch outfit -breaks out the cauldrons -there’s a black cat decoration somewhere in the café (sometimes its eyes move????) -all the cookies are shaped like bats and pumpkins and pointy witches’ hats

Jumin

-what kind of witch: animal transfiguration, and animal communication -how he finds out: -comes home to find two cats in the penthouse -MC is nowhere to be found -assumes that MC brought home a stray and stepped out for extra supplies or something -calls MC to find out where they are -MC’s phone rings from inside the penthouse -the stray, a fluffy gray tabby, looks directly into Jumin’s eyes just before Jumin follows the ringing to MC’s phone -the tabby meows and follows Jumin, Elizabeth the 3rd following along and meowing back -if Jumin wasn’t so worried about his beloved, he would find the cats meowing at each other really cute -like they are having a conversation -he still finds it cute -MC’s phone is sitting innocently on the bed, ringing -Jumin huffs -the stray cat leaps onto the bed, approaches the phone, swipes a paw out, and ignores the call -Jumin Han just got hung up on by a cat -?????????? -he is concerned about MC’s wellbeing but also….. this cat?? is weird…? -Elizabeth the 3rd has joined the party -she sits primly and stares up at Jumin -she meows -Jumin sits on the bed to pet her and suddenly the stray is in his lap?? -he pets two cats -nice -Elizabeth the 3rd meows again -and from Jumin’s lap… -“Nya.” -sTARTLED Jumin Han -that was MC’s voice!! -????? -the cat in his lap is staring at him. it looks smug. and has the same color eyes as MC -it opens its mouth and -“Nya” -Jumin hesitates. “MC. Are you…. a cat?” -the cat….. grins?? -and then Jumin’s lap is full of human person MC!! -“Only sometimes!!” MC cheers -Elizabeth the 3rd seems to be laughing in the background

Seven

-what kind of witch: miscellaneous, dabbles in lots of fields, but specialty is time magic -how he finds out: -the first time he catches a glimpse of it is Day 0 -there’s a disturbance at Rika’s apartment that should be empty -this is the first time he ever even hears about or sees MC -and in this timeline, the last. -he checks the CCTV for Rika’s apartment and there are two people there in a struggle -Seven can’t see either one clearly, they’re moving too fast and one of them has a knife???? -Seven is on his feet and shouting and calling V and he can’t tear his eyes away and something flashes and -the fight ends. -but no one is dead. -one of them is just…. gone -not a fucking trace -he runs himself ragged trying to find out just what the fuck happened -spends hours going over every single frame of that encounter on the CCTV -the second time Seven is just checking in on MC on Day Two, giving them a call and checking the hallway CCTV -MC has just gotten back to the apartment with their arms full of grocery bags -like so full they can’t even move their arms to open the front door or get to their phone -so when their phone starts ringing…. Seven sees something weird happen -MC just barely flicks their fingers a little and their phone floats out of their pocket so they can answer -and they do -“Ohh~ a call from the Hacker God, Defender of Justice, Seven! Zero! Seven!” MC answers while gesturing the apartment door open -and……. it just sort of… slips out of his mouth -“Are u a psychic?? Telekinesis?????” -MC just laughs bc “No?? But I know a few.” -“but! Floating phone!” -MC freezes -“……..I forgot about the security cameras..” they keep walking, picking up the pace physically and orally, “I can’t believe I forgot about the security cameras! Please don’t tell anyone! It could be dangerous!” -MC is…. like frantically waving their hands to put things away while they talk to Seven -it’s surreal?? -Seven is fascinated -the third time Seven finds out he feels some very intense déjà vu -it’s the day before the RFA Party -and the mysterious hacker, Unknown, has compromised the special security system on the apartment -there’s a break-in -he hadn’t even thought that anyone could get in through the window -MC has their teeth bared at the intruder -who looks just a little too familiar -this is so fucked up -a struggle ensues -turns out MC is scrappy af -and then shit starts flying around the apartment??? -there are a few flashes of light -it honestly looks like a video game or cartoon fight this is FUCKED UP -Seven is pretty sure that MC is a mage or something omg they just shot ICE OUT OF THEIR HAND???? -and then the intruder has a gun. -and he doesn’t hesitate to use it. -Seven is screaming -he should have revealed the address he should have done something -MC is bleeding, and it looks like they’re saying something -Seven is too distracted to read their lips at that moment but……. later he realizes that they said “I’m going to find out everything” -MC raises their hand and sketches out a quick little something in the air (circles, lines, runes, all made of light) and all that’s left -is Unknown -and a pool of blood -in the completely trashed apartment -he feels like he’s seen this before -the last time Seven finds out that MC is a witch: -they’re on their way to Mint Eye HQ -it’s Day 10 -Seven….. has been getting strange flashes of memories for the past week or so, involving MC mostly, but also other things.. -sometimes it just feels like déjà vu….. and others it’s.. -Zen’s leg is broken (but it’s not?? Zen’s fine!! wth????) and Jaehee goes to take care of him and quits her job a few days later, or MC goes to take care of Zen and pop star Echo Girl is involved?? -or the one where Unknown (Saeran Saeran Saeran) breaks into Rika’s apartment and Zen’s the one who saves MC then the one where MC gets shot -or driving on this same path going to this same place in the mountains with Yoosung (there are two like this.. one where they find Elizabeth the 3rd, and one where…… Yoosung is injured……… by Saeran) -or MC being trapped in Jumin’s penthouse suite for literal days and something about….. Sarah claiming to be engaged to Jumin but also turning out to be Glam Choi’s sister -and there are memories of the party. the fundraising party -they go so well, but each one is different?? -and MC is there (and sometimes they’re not) -and there are some pretty suspicious conversations with V.. -and he gets the feeling that….. these weird parallel memories have something to do with MC -so, since he and MC are going to be stuck together in this car for a while…. he asks about it -he explains the memories as best he can -“so….. thoughts?” -he glances at MC to see that they are very tense in the passenger seat -MC has a hand covering their mouth -“Seven…. you…… you remember all that?” -they sound a little horrified, voice shaking -he’s not sure how to take that.. -“Yeah.” -“you…. weren’t supposed to,” MC says and Seven finds that a little alarming -what does MC mean by that??! -“Hardly anyone ever does,” MC says. “Oh, god.. I’m sorry. You weren’t supposed to remember.” -“MC… please explain clearly.” -Seven’s voice has gone flat -so they do. -they explain. -they try. -“It’s.. time magic. Which is complicated and there are regulations and limits and…. shit! I just wanted to know what was really going on so I…. I turned time back to that first day…. when Saeran.. led me to the apartment? I thought that things would get clearer if I got to know everyone better, but that’s really hard to do with even just one person in eleven days, let alone five or six! So I.. kept going back.. -“and things kept getting more complicated…. and I’ve never done so many turns over the same span of time, so I should have expected consequences.. usually it’s just people experiencing some déjà vu, but most people don’t remember a thing!” -MC laughs. It’s self-deprecating -they cover their eyes with a hand -“of course……. of course things got so off track..” they mumble just loud enough to hear over the engine of the car “i messed with things too much…. it must all be getting jumbled up together… trying to realign..” -MC uncovers their eyes and looks out the window -“I’d wondered.. why things went so differently the last few turns…. guess it was because of me. fuck. I just wanted–” -Seven interrupts, knuckles white around the steering wheel as more memories creep up on him -“–to find out everything” he says -“…….yeah.” -they’re both silent for a long time while Seven and MC process this turn of events -finally, after at least twenty minutes -“we’ll uncover the truth together. once and for all.”

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Assassins Creed Origins

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Assassin's Creed: Origins is a reboot of Assassin's Creed series. Set in Ancient Egypt circa 2496 BC, Assassin's Creed Origins features a pair of playable characters and the return of naval combat. Ac Origins features the largest open-world yet for the series, stretching from Egypt up to the coast of Assassins Creed Origins Greece, with less linearity and reworked character progression. There's also an entire RPG system. Bayek levels up, and the map is broken into regions based on level-reminiscent of Ghost Recon: Wildlands or The Division I can't say I love Assassins Creed Origins PC Download it. It's a decent first attempt, but I think whatever follows Origins will be more refined. Leveling Assassins Creed Origins hasn't been too arduous but the new skills you get just aren't that interesting (being mostly things you acquired over time in previous Assassin's Creeds). You're also forced to search for new gear or upgrade the gear you have, because you need a sword that does damage appropriate to your level. Like The Division though, gear is all pretty interchangeable, which diminishes the appeal.

But playing Assassin's Creed: Origins, I was struck by how much it felt like Black Flag-even before I knew it came from the same team. Abandoning the single-city conceit of Unity and Syndicate, the Egypt of Origins feels...well, like the Caribbean, oddly enough, but with shining cerulean seas replaced by figurative oceans of sand.

My wife is a gentle, loving, and nurturing woman. She is a wonderful mother and a loving wife. She is tender, beautiful, and passive. Except there is a dark side to my wife. She is a super hero to some.. to others, an evil villain. My wife has an alternate lifestyle. She has been trained in the ancient arts of the Ninja hundreds of ways to assassinate insects without cause, without provocation, without an ounce of consideration, and without a thought. It must have taken years of training and conditioning for this woman to be as effective as she is. She can assassinate a bug coming near her.. not even really going in her direction.. just near her and not even really notice that she just killed it.

Ancient Egypt: not only are you a beautiful and mesmerizing setting for a game, but you also don't have a lot of tall buildings (with the exception of, y'know, a couple pyramids). Assassin's Creed's trademark activity, having you endlessly clamber up and down the sides of buildings, is reduced by about 75% in Origins over past games, and thank fuckin' Ra for that. Climbing in AssCreed hasn't felt fresh or novel in ages, and I found it immensely tiresome in Assassin's Creed: Syndicate Mostly, I get around by camel or horse, and that's way better than just pointing the mouse up and holding down the space bar.

Curious about Assassin's Creed? Want to more? This article provides a brief overview of the saga including the first game in series through to the latest edition, Revelations. As well as this, the short film Lineage and movie rumours are discussed.

Invisible Writing : Many instances exist of characters using Eagle Vision in order to see hidden messages. The first game infamously ended with Desmond discovering this ability and finding Subject 16's writings all over the lab where he was kept inside Abstergo.

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