#thepandaredd

[luminouslumity]

Aww! So cute!

[montic0]

Credit to @ thepandaredd on TikTok!

This is taken from his "Jason escapes the grave" skit

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

THIS!!! OG BATMAN NEVER CARED ABOUT THE FUCKING LAW, HE CARED ABOUT JUSTICE CAUSE HE WAS A LITERAL ILLEGAL VIGILANTE CRIMINAL!!! AND THAT CORE PART OF HIM WAS LOST ONCE THE WRITERS TURNED AWAY FROM THAT!

AND IT'S CRIMINAL THAT THEY NEVER LET JASON KNOW ABOUT THIS!! OR ABOUT DICK KILLING THE JOKER!!

@dark-elf-writes @blackkatmagic @north-peach @secret-engima @in-the-gardens-of-inspiration @wolfsrainrules

[spite-and-waffles]

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Link to Video. (Please help Panda make money.)

Video description and transcript under the cut.

Description: TikTok video by The Panda Redd. Re-enactment of final scene of Under the Hood. All roles played by Panda (a tall, well-built young white man with a mohawk, wearing a grey hoodie). Setting is a dark basement lit only by a hanging light bulb.

Transcript.

Jason: (holding gun on Bruce) "Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me."

Batman: (glares silently)

Jason: "But why? Why on God's Earth—" (hits Joker across the face)

Joker (tied to a chair): *cackles*

Jason: "—is HE still alive??"

Joker: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Batman:

Batman: "I'm sorry, d'you want me to be serious here or—?"

Jason: (in disbelief) "YES, Bruce! I want you to be serious right now! If he had done what he did to me to you, I would've done nothing but search the earth for this pile of death-worshipping garbage!"

Joker: "I love you too, Sugar Plum."

Batman: (holds hands up) "Okay, yeah, I get that, totally, I get that. Um. Have you tried?"

Jason: "Excuse you?"

Batman: "Have you tried to kill him yet?"

Jason: (to Joker) "Is he being serious?"

Joker: (also confused) "I'm gonna be honest with you, Junior. I don't know."

Jason: "Got it. Great." (turns back to Batman) "What the fuck does THAT mean?"

Batman: "Okay, so no, you haven't. Cool. Do it."

Jason:

Jason: (lowers gun) "What."

Batman: "Do it, cap his ass. Shoot him."

Joker: (finally rattled) "I'm gonna go with Junior here, and say...what??"

Jason: "You want me to shoot him?"

Batman: "I want someone to shoot him! Give me the gun, I'll do it!"

Jason: (mutters, brain blue screening) "What is going on right now? This should a lot harder than it is."

Batman: "C'mon, son! You decapitated like eleven people three days ago! Fuckin' do it!"

Joker: (turns to Jason quizzically) "This has gotta be some sort of test, ri—"

(BANG! Jason fires. Joker lands on the floor lifeless, eyes still open.)

Jason: "There, you happy? Jesus. Was that so hard? All of this time and it was THAT easy!"

Jason: "What the fuck is that supposed to—" (looks down at floor where the Joker was lying)

Batman: "I don't know what you're talking about 'easy'. There's nothing there." (nods at floor)

Floor: (is devoid of Joker)

Jason: (stares)

Floor: (continues to be sans anything but carpet)

Jason: "What the fuck?"

Batman: "Yeah."

Jason: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Batman: "Take as long as you need with this."

Jason: (looking around frantically) "I just shot him! He hit the floor! What the f—" (turns back to the floor)

Floor: (is just vibin')

Jason: "Where the fuck did he go??"

Batman: "See that shit? That shit right there happens every fucking time!"

Jason: "There's not even a blood stain! It's just gone!"

Batman: "Yeah, like two days after you died, I chased him into a helicopter where he got shot like six times. The helicopter exploded and crashed into the ocean. And his body was gone before Superman could find it."

Jason: "Oh my God. I don't understand how this is even fucking possible!"

Batman: "He's like a cryptid! I don't fucking get it!"

Joker: (disembodied laughter) "AHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!"

Jason: (freaked out, turning in circles trying to find him) "Oh my God!"

Batman: "THAT OMINOUS SHIT HAPPENS TOO! I DON'T KNOW, DUDE!"

Jason: "Dude. Fuck whatever's going on here, that's some fucking bullshit."

Batman: "Thank you! Finally someone gets it!"

[nucipheram]

Video skit is by thepandaredd, I just added open captions

Lemme know if there’s anything I can fix up 👍

[loveyourfandom]

What are they doing to Jason Todd now?

[forthegothicheroine]

At last, thepandaredd has explained The Batman Who Laughs once and for all.

[dragonpyre]

Every day I wake up

[arrowmaker15]

(Spoiler and Red Hood interrogating an annoying criminal [no, not the Riddler... This time])

Criminal: I'm tellin' ya, no lie!

Spoiler: I don't believe you. Start telling the truth.

Criminal: I'm serious!

Red Hood, pulling a gun out: Tell us!

Spoiler: I'd tell him. My partner here isn't in a very good mood. If I were you, I would talk, because he looks very close to stealing your bones.

Criminal: Stealing my bones!? What the fuck!?

Spoiler: Yeah. I mean, it's the Red Hood. Haven't you heard of him putting heads in a dufflebag? I've seen his bone collection, and I've seen how he gets those bones. Honestly, not pretty.

Criminal: Okay! Jesus fuckin' Christ I'll tell ya everything! Just let me keep my bones!

Spoiler, perking up: Thank you very much!

[damiansgrayson]

thepandaredd's message of hope within a superhero metaphor

[danaclese]

The AbsoluteChaos™ that Man-Bat would bring to Gotham

Imagine being an average Joe, who is following Bat-rumours on social media (used to be called Postr but renamed to leX)

@BruceWayneOfficial: batman is evil i told you we have video proof, look at this security footage of people being killed by giant bat.

@Nightwing'sAss: That isn't Batman, we have traffic cam footage of them fighting.

@DamianWayneOfficial: That video is AI, Batman is evil.

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Superman: Bruce, are you home?

He says while flying into the Batcave only to find Bruce in front of the bat-computer. He addresses Clark without looking up.

Batman: The files are on the table to your right. It's all the files Lex has on synthetic kryptonite.

Superman: Oh, thank's Bruce-

Cass and Y/n pass through the Batcave after returning from patrol.

Y/n: Oh, hey guys!

Cass waves as they walk off and continue their conversation.

Clark watches in confusion before pinching his nose and exhaling.

Superman: Bruce-

Batman: Don't worry, they're not one of mine. They're Cass's partner, both in the field and romantically.

Superman: Good. Now to deal with Luthor.

After a few moments, Bruce makes sure Clark is gone before picking up the bat-phone.

Batman (whispers): Alfred, call the guy!

Superman (In the distance): I heard that!