#theres potential here. please

[banquetsinger]

I’m rereading dungeon meshi at the same time that i’m relistening to TAZ balance and now i desperately need to make a crossover AU where thb go to The Dungeon TM. does anyone want to make this with me. please

[roseetube]

Been playing around with some aus!!! Magical girl aus are good for the soul!!! ALSO! ALSO!! IM ATTENDING NY COMIC CON ON SATURDAY!!! I swear if the 7 train isn't running, im gonna spontaneously combust!!!!!! And now it's time my mandated 100 tags (well 30, actually)

[palletteofhyperfixations]

I WANT THE HUNTED ROBLOX FANFIC

PRESSURE, UNTITLED TAG GAME. REASONS UTG -LORE IMPLICATIONS, LIKE WILL GUY COME BACK? -ANGST? LIKE BAD ENDING?

PRESSURE -THE HOSTS. GOD DAYUM I LOVE THE HOSTS <3 <3 -ANGST FOR THE CROOKED

for both: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST

[puhpandas]

I want the fnaf dbd chapter to be good so bad

[laika-of-the-stars]

that scene with cyn/the solver and uzi at the very end where the solver/cyn is still a part of uzi.... so OSSDID/System coded fr fr.... im going insane abt it. im so autistical abt this

please please PLEASE send me asks abt this i am so eager to talk to ppl abt it

(rambles in tags)

[employee052]

CAN I FOCUS ON ONE FUCKIN THING AT A TIME PLEASE I BEG

[russetfoxfur]

wait has no one done anything with daisy bell and glados?? really???

[funshinebf]

i think my strabismus is getting worse cause its getting way harder for me to focus it to fix it for a while. like usually it adjusts after a bit of looking at something far away for a while but it hasnt been adjusting lately even when im looking at stuff for a long time

[orcelito]

So the tornadoes passed without issue. But my luck has been so bad today that While I'm fine, my living room... flooded a bit 😭

Specifically in the messiest part that I hadn't cleaned bc it's out of my way normally. I don't go over here.

I got the water up, tho the front legs of the chest got wet... & it being one of the nicest things I own, I am Not happy about that. I'm gonna set up a high power fan and dehumifier (thanks apartment people for never taking that back after the kitchen flood 3 months ago lmao) so HOPEFULLY it won't stain. It'd be minor damage overall, but I'd still rather avoid it...

[elibean]

Forget what we, the viewers, need after next week (therapy and another round of chibi shorts), can Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang just take a vacation or something

[floorpancakes]

we don't discuss the crossover potential between douwata and wataaka (tatami galaxy, not the xxxholic ship lol) enough

[gikairan]

Royal Mail is really doing everything to make me lose my faith in them, istg......

[wabblebees]

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[thewertsearch]

ARADIA: sollux lets do it! SOLLUX: what. ARADIA: the corpse party! ARADIA: theres no better time and there are so many corpses here to work with ARADIA: is everybody ok with that? do you want to have a big corpse party? ARADIA: we can incinerate the remains in the sun it will be just glorious

No, don't!

Now, don't get it twisted - I can appreciate Aradia's passion for all things necromantic. But those corpses can be prototyped, and if Nanna can be brought back after thirteen years, our deceased trolls will definitely still be Kernelsprite-ready after a measly three, decay or no decay.

So - we have seven corpses, and four kernels. That's assuming, of course, that the Alpha Kids don't have anyone to resurrect themselves.

As much as I want Vriska to come back, I couldn't seriously argue in favor of using our limited resurrection slots on the murderers of the group. Let's assume, then, that our actual options are Nepeta, Equius, Feferi, Tavros and Sollux.

These five trolls are innocent, and should be given equal priority - but there are only four slots available, and that's a cold hard fact. If I had to exclude one troll, I'd probably nominate Sollux, a Doom Player who seems particularly at home here in the afterlife.

To be honest, what we should actually do is ask Aradia to locate each of the trolls' ghosts out in the Furthest Ring, and see which of them want to be turned into Sprites. We've dragged ghosts back against their will before, and it didn't go well.

ARADIA: rose! ARADIA: can you please explain to my friends what a human funeral is like? ROSE: Of course. ROSE: I would describe it as an occasion marked by a great deal of jubilation at the expense of one or more well dressed cadavers. DAVE: hahaha oh god ARADIA: i couldnt have put it better myself ARADIA: could you go into more detail?

I genuinely can't tell if Aradia is deliberately playing along with Rose's bit here. On reflection, I don't think she is - she seems too sincere for that.

ROSE: Well, in my experience, a loved one, typically an elder, arranges to have the departed placed in a small box, and then forces you to stand in the rain all day. ROSE: Then, presumably winded by all the deeply ironic catharsis, she gets drunk and passes out on the couch. DAVE: oh my god we are never going to stop fucking with each other are we

Needless to say, this is amazing. The potential of all these new dynamics really is limitless.

SOLLUX: will y0u co0l it on the c0rpse party shit for a minute? ARADIA: whats the matter? SOLLUX: i mean, everyb0dy here has just met, and i guess just went through a l0t of really heavy bullshit, d0 you think that maybe this isn't the best thing t0 harp on right n0w?

SOLLUX: not everyb0dy is as into death as y0u though. like, it's c0ol t0 see you s0 excited about s0mething, i'm seriously thrilled ab0ut that.

Even in her worst moments, Aradia wanted Sollux to be happy - and even in his worst moments, Sollux always returned the favor. Despite his crabbiness, he really is thrilled right now.

[requiemsystem]

ADVICE FOR NEWLY DISCOVERED OR SUSPECTED SYSTEMS

if you suspect you may be a system or have recently discovered that youre a system, things can be confusing and hard. im making this post as someone who has been aware of being a system for about 5 years and has been diagnosed for 2. these are things i wish we knew and did. i hope it will be helpful to some of you and i wish you luck on discovering things about yourself and your system keep in mind everyone is different and systems are no exception, so what i list here might be incredibly beneficial for one person but do nothing for another. find what works for you. i will try to provide a variety of advice in order for you to see what fits you best DO YOUR RESEARCH research the disorder, try to find others experiences and things you think would help you. this is especially helpful if you are suspecting and not yet sure if you have it, researching symptoms and others experiences can be very helpful in determining START SYMPTOM LOGGING this can be as simple as "i blacked out today" or "i dont feel like myself right now", you dont have to be identifying switches or putting names to alters, theres no rush to be able to do that and some systems have no desire to do that symptom logging is useful because it can help you identify potential triggers and patterns in your symptoms. for example, if you can remember what happened before a period of amnesia and remember being exposed to a stressful event or something potentially triggering, this would be worth writing down to see if its a recurring pattern REACH OUT TO OTHER ALTERS this can be done in a variety of ways, but the easiest way would be to leave a note in a place itll be seen. for example, a sticky note on a mirror (if you live with other people and cant do this, try leaving a note on your phone in a frequently checked app) i would advise saying something along the lines of "hello, i am (name) and i would like to communicate with you. i suspect we have a disorder called (DID/OSDD) and we share the same body and mind. please write back to me in (location, can be a notebook or app etc) and tell me some about yourself if you feel comfortable" but you can say whatever works for you. i just think the main points to cover are having DID/OSDD and introducing yourself as well as asking for an introduction in return START WORKING ON COMMUNICATION this takes a lot of practice, so i always say its better to build up early rather than late. we have a whole post on it that can be found here REMINDERS AND THINGS TO REMEMBER if you do not remember your trauma, do not dig for it. it isnt safe to try to remember trauma without professionals help. if you happen to remember, thats one thing, but dont intentionally seek out triggers to try to remember denial is common and not a sign of faking, if you were faking you would know and would not be in denial. being wrong about having DID/OSDD (if you are suspecting but not sure) is not the same as faking no two systems are the same. you dont have to look exactly like some other system you know or online to be real its normal to not know everything right away. you wont know all your alters immediately, you may not be able to access (and you may not have) your innerworld, you probably wont remember all of your trauma without professionals help, etc. its all normal its totally ok to keep information about your system private. there is no need to share with anyone you do not feel completely safe and comfortable with switching at any frequency is normal, there is no "correct" amount to switch. any amount of alters is normal, there is no "correct" amount of alters. any level of amnesia is normal, there is no "correct" level of amnesia apps like simply plural and bots like pluralkit can be incredibly helpful for some systems, but there is absolutely no pressure to use them if you do not feel comfortable - grey

[bewitched-hours]

Hello again, i hope you don't mind requesting two things a request and a ask? if so then can i please ask for a...

Kyoko x Traveler! Moth/Butterfly Hybrid Reader, Oneshot and maybe some Fluff (i Love her)

Where kyoko is traveling somewhere (you choose though), then finds the reader stuck in a tree bc of the wings so kyoko being a sweetheart, she helps them. therefore they get to know each other. especially the reader talking about their likes and dislikes. and most importantly, their backstory. where they used to be a normal insect caterpillar,

but stumbled upon a lab and some chemical spilled onto them and therefore turn into a hybrid after evolving into a moth/butterfly hybrid.

I like to imagine the reader hugging kyoko to their fluffiness.

And here's the ask, Please do a part 2 on Yandere! Alien Elliot and Chance x reader, i really want to see what happens next after, its okay take your time and theres no rush.

Okay thats all, Ty

Aww, that sounds absolutely adorable! Moths are my favourite of the two so I'm going with that- The part two will also be underneath!

Reader's pronouns are They/Them!

Kyoko x Moth Hybrid Traveler

Kyoko thought befriending a traveler carrying the Ice Dagger, Venomshank and Ghostwalker was gonna be the only exciting thing she'd experience during her own travels.

Turns out, she was wrong.

Whilst traversing the jungle one lovely morning, she had found you stuck with your wings caught in a tree.

She was quick to help and tried to patch up your wings the best she could but you were stuck walking for a while.

That's to say... She's stuck with you now.

Turns out she was the first person you really interacted with and her genuine care and kindness made you want to follow her and find a way to repay her kindness. She didn't know that though.

You couldn't speak but you could understand so Kyoko decided to teach you sign language which allowed you to tell her everything that's on your mind. (Granted there wasn't much usually)

Kyoko actually really liked your company though! You were big, fluffy and scared away potential danger with your height alone.

Although she doubted your ability to actually understand what was dangerous, she was still glad you stuck around.

Eventually, you even opened up about your past!

You'd explain that you were a normal caterpillar but found your way inside of a strange laboratory one night to explore and look for food. Granted, now you had the intelligence to reflect back on that thought and recognize that you would've starved there if it hadn't been for one of the chemicals that spilled onto the floor and dripped onto you as you drank. It tasted just like water despite its neon coloured properties.

It took days for you to quench your hunger, growing extra limbs and feeling as though you were growing more than your body could accommodate for. This resulted in you choosing to metamorphize early and despite your unconscious state, you could still feel yourself and your cocoon growing.

It was agonizing but in the end, you found yourself emerging with a new conscious.

You had remained a caterpillar but your new body no longer hurt from the growth. You were confused and scared with your newfound intelligence. Although, you were a quick learner and found yourself adapting to the world gradually while your body was subtly changing.

Fur growing all around your new body, wings sprouting from your back without so much as a sting, even your eyes seemed to get better.

Of course, Kyoko could only offer unnecessary comfort for your story and you ended up hugging her. You thanked her for her companionship and kindness, promising her you'd happily spend your life repaying her for it.

Although cheesy, Kyoko felt warm. Not just from your body warmth and fur, but because you've become someone of romantic interest. Something which she couldn't exactly figure out was normal or not.

Then again, there's someone running around collecting highly dangerous swords for a quest and- as she found out- finding a way to romance Griefer of all people...

Oh well, if the weird plant mutant can be loved, so could you...

Part 2 | Yandere Alien Bois

It's been a few weeks now...

Your body was almost done changing with the only spots left to change being covered easily. These aliens have an oddly comfortable sense of fashion...

On that note, you actually found out they called themselves Zobloinks... Like their language.

Welp, just another thing you'd have to get used to. At least you had your kitty with you.

Speaking of Gubby, she seemed to handle herself quite well with her new body. Her meows even got funnier and Elliot even took you and Gubby out yesterday to show that Gubby was perfectly fine with her new body.

You entertained this vet's small-talk but tried to stay vague after Elliot suggested it being a safer option.

Apparently, you were the first human their kind interacted with so he wouldn't be able to tell how others might react to your past. Even Gubby's story was covered by him and you made sure to listen to what he told the vet to remember for later and avoid suspicions.

He was surprisingly accurate with most things about you and just changing them to fit the lifestyle of the Zabloinks. Down to even habits you thought neither him or Chance would know... Just how much were they stalking you from day-to-day life??

Although unsettled, you've come to just accept you were their lover now. You may not have an out but at least they weren't making it hell for you. Quite the opposite, actually.

You've found them practically spoiling you with affection and gifts.

They're clingy, sure. Maybe a little needy- but overall, they were acting like normal boyfriends. You've even begun sleeping in the same bed together, just cuddled up like plushies.

You'd even find yourself feeling an odd sense of warmth around them after a while... You weren't seriously falling in love with them, were you??

But Gubby seemed to like them too at this point... You couldn't think of any reason to reject them anymore.

"Hey guys? How do... How do relationships work on this planet?" You were quite awkward in asking but you figured being straightforward wouldn't hurt.

Both Elliot and Chance gave you a confused and surprised look. "Well, it's largely how we've been going so far, similar to human traditions, I'd say?" Elliot was clearly wondering what you were getting at as you could only sigh.

"Well- Yes- but I mean... Do you guys have such a thing like marriage? You don't have religion but I've seen ceremonies during my time here that seem similar?"

Your question clearly caught them off guard but you could tell they were getting flustered. "W-well..." Both of them began stuttering before they could settle down again.

"We have something... Similar." Elliot began sheepishly, Chance wasn't so shy though. "The ceremony is how it usually starts. Too fancy for my tastes though. It's meant to last a whole day where the married couple are all lovey-dovey and do whatever they want and at the end they're supposed to have sex during a double moon..." He was almost grinning at how flustered you got.

You've never even considered...

"But there's nothing to worry about, sweetheart..." Elliot quickly came up to you to pepper your face in kisses. "The next double moon isn't for a few weeks so you've got lots of time to decide what you'd like and we can even skip it all together if you feel uncomfortable."

You appreciated that they were at least trying to give you options. You've still been studying the cosmos of your new home but had spent most of your time with your boyfriends so you obviously knew when the next double moon was...

The question was just if you wanted to find out how sex works with your new anatomy...

I DID IT- CAFFEEINE HOORAY- (If I get an ask for part 3, just know it'll very likely be smut-)

Anything you'd like to request/ask? Check out my pinned post first and I'll be happy to write up whatever you want!