#these are mostly shitposting sorry

[shrimpbat]

it's been a long time since I've asked sth like this but can I have cute IU facts? i love the IU guys........

Yes you can!! :D I love writing stuff like this it fuels me.

Amara feels bad when Bonnie's scared of her. She loves cat wife and when cat wife is scared of her, her heart aches.

Don't worry though cat wife warms up to her over time and accepts the fact that "yes this is in fact a demon from hell".

Mason's believed to be the more "masculine" one of him and Jamie and is scared of nothing. No, this boy squeals if he sees Jeff the Killer.

Funnily enough Jamie can stomach horror movies more than Mason can. Mason hides in Jamie's shoulder.

Everyone in IU loves Nellie-Bell. Everyone shall love the Nellie.

Carly's a gamer and tries teaching Lucille how to play a fps. Lucille cries because she accidentally clipped an NPC frog. Carly hugs Lucille.

Marsha and Lavane share a braincell because the two of them can sit in a bean bag and just watch a 2 hour crazy frog video.

Amara's very protective of Mania, and was actually very suspicious of his and Vex's relationship. Amara then realizes she's also dating an Earthling and comes to terms with her brother's man.

Mania also finds Vex doing the most basic shit really attractive. Vex washing dishes? Vex turning on the TV? Vex putting on his glasses? Vex sitting in a chair with a shitty posture? Mania loves it.

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[starscream-is-my-wife]

(Thundercracker drew that he just doesn't want to get angry dms from Starscream)

[palkea]

i found a cool brush

[malvolios-yellow-stockings]

fellas is it gay to be a directionless lonely insomniac approaching your 30s without having accomplished heterosexual milestones of settling down and having kids and also not having an outlet to exorcise your feelings of loneliness, shame, dejection and inadequacy, being a faceless consumer in the age of neoliberal hegemony who is unable to form meaningful human connections or feel pleasure in any meaningful capacity. is it then gay to only be vulnerable in support groups where others believe you are dying or seriously ill, in groups where you are frequently embraced by other men who share your sense of urgency, in the only context where everyone can get over being temporarily embarrassed and ashamed of their flood of emotions?

is it then gayer that this scheme you built for yourself is obstructed when a woman disrupts the all-male group you go to and that woman is everything you don't want yourself to be - a "weak person", outwardly self-loathing and ironic, painfully self-aware, lethargic and hysterical at the same time, undoubtedly feminine and carelessly vulnerable and only violent towards herself, never others (maybe that she’s free in all the ways you are not)? is it gayer still that this disruption triggers the appearance of another "man" in your life who is your own edgy, idealised version of maleness, masculinity & manhood. (is it gay that you show your anger and jealousy towards this woman, expressing your distaste by saying “if only i had wasted a couple of minutes and gone to watch marla singer die and none of this would’ve happened” after your idealised man saves her from suicide and has sex with her very loudly so you can hear (“i could’ve moved to another room… where i might not have heard them. but I didn’t”?) Is it gayer still that you reject her advances multiple times later on while loudly expressing your disinterest in her sexually)

fellas is it gay that this man turns your life upside down, convincing you to found a club that by definition and principle excludes women (“it’s for men only”), where men intimately fight underground, in a dark basement on an increasingly regular basis and where your fighting partner is almost always different every time, where you recognize each other in the wild but are instructed not to be publicly open about your membership to this secret fraternity of sorts (almost resembling the dynamics of gay cruising and hook-up culture)? is it gay that your previous need to be embraced by men in a no-questions-asked context is replaced by the same but different mechanism/ritual, this time with expected, welcomed and consensual violence intricately tying your idea of freedom and therefore pleasure with pain? fellas is it gayer still that the guy who taught you to embrace and overcome that pain lives with you and kisses your hand before leaving a chemical burn there in a shape suspiciously resembling lips?

is it gay to semi-ironically describe your co-habitation with him as married life, comparing yourselves to ozzie and harriet while tying this guy's tie, this action making you the (house)wife of the pair, then later on basically imagining that he slaps your ass after handing you beer to serve other men with? is it really gay that you get jealous of the two people this idealised man you live with shows deference to interest in? first the woman you yourself previously showed no (outwardly sexual) interest in and who was established as a kind of a rival (wherein it was impossible for both of you to be satisfied in the same way at the same time, who invades your power animal coping mechanism sequences, and whom you later embrace as an ally and quite possibly a part of yourself) and then another guy whom you then monstrously, savagely beat after feeling an "inflamed sense of rejection" and explain ruining his body by saying you “felt like destroying something beautiful"? fellas is it gay that this idealised confident man dresses eccentrically and flamboyantly, accessorises rings and big colourful fuck-you-glasses, mesh shirts etc. going against the subdued yuppie masculinity of corporate male America, who is free in all the ways you aren't and who spews (and seduces you with) anti-social undercooked anti-capitalist rhetoric and pseudo-scientific cool guy bullshit which goes against mainstream society bro!, who uses his job/pass time as a projectionist to smuggle pornographic imagery into family films (and who represents your own violent subconscious lurking in you in the form of a penis appearing for less than a second right at the end of the film?) and who tells you that maybe neither of you need women in your lives, while you discuss your absent father figures. is it gay when he spits his own blood into the mouth of a presumed gangster telling the gangster "you don't know where i've been lou" in a time where the impact of AIDS is looming large and heavy over everyone, but is inextricably tied to gay/queer men and IV drug users?

is it gay (of the repressed, self-hating variety) to create a whole fella you can pine after and effectively beat yourself up after he picks you up to live with him and punch the lights out of another dude you recognize is beautiful because the imaginary best boy friend you created in your head, that being you, has possibly experienced homo lust which is becoming increasingly hard to suppress?

and fellas is it gay to want to be tyler and want him at the same time?

is it also gay when... [gunshot]

[violent138]

Leslie, glaring suspiciously: "And this is all the medications you're on?"

Batkid: "Well."

Leslie: "You know this doesn't work if you're not honest right?"

Batkid: "No I know, it's just I don't know the names of all of them."

Leslie:

Leslie: "Are you kidding me right now? Where did you get them?"

Batkid: "Some of them are from B's utility belt, in some random pocket."

Leslie:

*moments later*

Bruce: "What was so urgent--" *sees look on Leslie's face* "--how are you doing today Lesl--"

Leslie: "Save it. What are these?" *gestures to assortment of meds*

Bruce: "Well I'm not--"

Leslie: "Do not lie to me."

Bruce: "I wasn't going to, Alfred buys them."

Batkid: "Alfie's buying the drugs?"

Leslie:

Leslie, sighing deeply and reaching for the phone:

[mini-godzilla]

The fact that Sha Hualing got a guy who looked like Binghe’s old teacher to feed to his evil sword enough times that he had to tell her to knock it off is hilarious. Like “my boss sleeps next to the corpse of a guy that he’s obsessed with bringing back from the dead. It seems like giving him a look a like for human sacrifice purposes is a good idea.” Peak girlfailure. Love her.

[ouaw-facts-i-just-made-up]

Sorry i forgot to queue a post for today but in my defense it's finals and I'm tired. So I'll think of a hc right now. Uhhhhhhh did you know that..Frost's favourite ice cream flavour is.. pistachio. Cause he's a little freak like that

[asteroid-fruitcup]

copying the way you type is my love language

[karpachev]

They're just a couple of haters

What's the benefit of that many hands in the fight? Yes 😎

[thrilling-oneway]

Atp I think Rui's like this because 1. If Tsukasa improves his fitness it makes for more elaborate stunts 2. He enjoys messing with Tsukasa and playing with his ego because it's funny to him 3. He just wants to see Tsukasa build up some muscle. None of these contradict canon and in any case he's gay

[lasersheith]

One of my favorite things so far about Hades 2 is where it looks like the romance options are headed because of the potential for Melinoë to square up to Nemesis and hit her with the "I'm gonna fuck as many of your siblings as I can get my pussy on and there's nothing you can do to stop me"

[chibishortdeath]

I guess these count as shitposts, they’re just based off of some random text posts I was looking through on Pinterest tho idk. :3

[lepitorus]

i don't usually post self-portraits here. but.

[just-hyde]

"Intrusive thoughts"

@oopsarboreal @doinkadoinkk

[cherub014]

various pl au marshall doodles from the last week :,3