#these two in a nutshell

[hainethehero]

[val-of-the-north]

His greed sickens me.

[aroaceleovaldez]

mildly entertaining pjo fandom curse (mostly in that you can make games out of it):

everybody draws Piper showing skin. half the time Shel as well. literally almost EVERYBODY. go look at Piper fanart. is she wearing a crop top? i bet she is. or if she's wearing a dress hers is gonna be one of the most revealing. bonus points if they gave her a belly button piercing. and it's almost always only Piper and/or Shel. i thought we had a whole discussion about sexualizing young indigenous girls back in like 2021 but i guess nobody processed that part cause pjo fandom acts like if they dont have Piper show her stomach or have her shirt ride up they'll die.

the curse is that you will never unsee this. have fun with that.

[befuddled-calico-whump]

feeling less and less like a writer and more and more like a guy who just shakes the jar their OCs are in to see what happens

[cringefail-clown]

[floofle-universe]

Just a father and his beautiful children

[clarissaweasley-10]

Kaz *mumbles: I really want to kiss you... Inej: what?? Kaz *panicking: if you die, I won't miss you

[mx-giraffe]

yuuma: if you go, you're going to die

osamu: no i have to do it

yuuma: you 👏will 👏die👏

osamu: ...so what you're saying is my chances of living through this are slim...

yuuma: BRO NO IF YOU GO YOU'RE GONNA DIE AM I NOT SPEAKING JAPANESE OR SOMETHING?? AM I SPEAKING THE WRONG LANGUAGE??? YOUR CHANCES AREN'T SLIM THEY'RE NOT THERE. IF EIGHTEEN OSAMUS WOULD DIE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE EIGHTEEN OSAMUS!!!

osamu: im gonna do it

yuuma: ...fucking idiot oh my gosh

[ccxssi]

Number One Spock defender: James T. Kirk

Someone: Captain, Mr. Spock has kidnapped former Captain Christopher Pike, stolen your ship, and marooned you on some starbase! He must be punished!

Kirk, looking lovingly at Spock: Nuh-uh

[apricusapollo]

"we're not who we used to be,

we're just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me,

trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat."

[weirdlotiel]

Sportacus: eat dinner!!!

Robbie: I ALREADY DID

Sportacus: CAKE AND ALCOHOL DOESN’T COUNT

[tingoesttongo]

[bluespring864]

If anyone is in need of a silly tennis story, here's one for you:

You know the ceremonial Wimbledon Champions' dance which has become a thing again in recent years?

It's an old tradition but it had been pretty much forgotten about until a player thought to bring it back. They even got the approval of the chairman of the All England Club and of course then had to run this by the other player who won the Championship that year, who happened to be Serena Williams.

Now before you even ask who would be brave enough to ask Serena Williams to dance... yes of course it was Novak Djokovic.

They danced to 'Night Fever' by the Bee Gees because why the hell not.

But what Novak in his usual impulsiveness did not think about or perhaps did not care about was that this meant that he was settling every winner thereafter with this dance tradition again - which, since he did this in 2015, meant that, sure enough, in 2016 one Andy Murray immediately got asked about whether he would dance with the winner of the Women's Championship who happened to be, once again, Serena Williams.

Well, who would be brave enough to refuse to dance with Serena Williams? Yeah, you've guessed it.

A quote and a pic under the cut. Enjoy. And choose your fighter :D

2016:

"No. No, no," said Murray, in his dry, deadpan fashion, during one of the many media commitments that followed his [win]. "It can go into retirement again and the next winners can try again, but no dancing for me tonight. Unless I've had a few glasses of champagne - then it's possible."

quoted from the Sunday Morning Herald

2015:

from Serena Williams' instagram

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Had to explain to a friend today that No Really I Swear Magneto And Professor X Are Friends And Like Each Other Thats Canon And Real

[feanorianethicsdepartment]

the more i think about it the more i believe doriath not letting the refugees from himlad - even pass through their lands, let alone shelter there, was perhaps a contributing factor to that part of the fëanorian host’s. virulent hatred of doriath