#third stop

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[nathaniacolver]

i don't think you guys understand the levels of lesbianism in this scene

this 90 caliber electric net is caitlyn's E ability......aka, she's the ONLY champion in league of legends that can use this ability.........thus, the writing decision to have vi, a separate, melee league champion, be the only one in the show that EVER also triggers it (someone informed me that cait does use it during Hellfire), with her bare hands (and against another champion, at that), suggests levels of intimacy and trust that i can't even comprehend

additionally, this isn't the first time caitlyn's given up her gun (aka ALL of her special abilities) for vi, either

oh to have a girlfriend

[kayascodelorio]

THE PITT (2025-) S01E12―6:00 PM

[zivazivc]

I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

[isjasz]

warning signs definitelynottober - day 13

shoutout to my friend who helped me figure out the song choice <3💥 This day got very derailed from what I was gonna draw originally because I found. these and proceeded to just blank out and put them on my canvas (hope these still make relatively some kinda sense HDKDNEKFN)

[nipuni]

Some autumn outfits I apparently forgot to share 😵‍💫 these are old so I'm at our previous apartment, but I still wear these so it counts! the second one may as well be my uniform honestly 😂

[may12324]

Eadaz and her queen

[benevolenterrancy]

Prince Jing telling everyone NOT to mention Li Yu's whole inability to do up his hair or wear his robes properly is hilarious to me. Because on one hand, this is a considerate way of ensuring no one makes his carp spirit feel bad about not knowing human customs. On the other hand, it also ensures no one stops his slutty, slutty carp spirit crush from being slutty

[sasmeo-bisaster]

There's just something about the fact that desert duo and renchanting so similar and opposite

Grian and Scar are the desert, the hottest day of summer, the burning sun, the cacti, isolation, loyalty born from guilt but never tested, being equals

Meanwhile Ren and Martyn are the forests, the coldest night of winter, the freezing moon, the trees, comradery, loyalty freely given but confirmed in blood, one above the other

[one-real-wrimonkey]

Gravity Falls AU where instead of dimension hopping after falling through the portal, Ford becomes incorporeal and the only people who can see or hear him are the ghosts (and a few of the other magical beings in the town).

He works out pretty quickly what’s happening. He expects Stan to leave, he expects he’ll be trapped this way forever.

Instead he spends the next 30 years watching Stan try to bring him back.

[technically-human]

Stone is a good liar

[prlssprfctn]

I recently came up with the idea of an immortal Jason who doesn't know that he's immortal because he wasn't killed after his resurrection ( or he just didn't realize it) . He learns this when he realizes that he is not getting old, but before these there is a moment of pure misunderstanding of the brothers "Why the hell does this jerk look better than me!!!"

yes, yes — absolutely yes!

i think he died, like, twice, and never realised it. woke up in the pool of his blood after the batarang incident, slit throat healed, and was like: oh, the Lazarus Pit, probably, healed me, lol. and then accidentally survived through something similar, and didn't figure that. he is not that lucky to die and be revived again, right?

...right?

on the other hand, here is like an elephant in the room — he barely looks twenty-two, no matter how old he gets. he shrugs it off on genetics and some stupid jokes. other bats are fuming.

Dick, self-consciously staring at his own wrinkles: what is your skin routine, again?

Jason, irritated: a smoothie with blood of my enemies, two times a day — after breakfast and dinner.

Dick: oh, come on!!! just drop the fucking routine???

Jason: THERE IS NO ROUTINE, OMFG

Stephanie: chat, do we really think Jason's genetics are just so slay?..

Damian: i don't believe it. his parents looked old on all the photos we had here, and they were barely thirty.

Dick: that's a rude thing to say, plus, their lives were tough—

Tim, murmuring: well, not Sheila. Sheila looked peachy.

Dick, grimacing: yeah, being modern Judas do that to a person, apparently.

Duke, shrugging: maybe Jason became vampire somewhere in the LoA. sounds possible to me.

Cassandra: seconded.

Damian: stop creating myths about Nanda Parbat, we don't do these things.

Duke: your mom does look good, though.

Damian: ...she does. and never say that again aloud.

Stephanie: okay, maybe not vampires. what else it could be, though—

Jason, appearing on the doorstep, eating yoghurt: god forbid a man look whimsical and youthful in his thirties

Dick: Ja— what the fuck.

Jason: yeah, i stole your yoghurt, and?

Tim, jumping on his place: MAN. YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR CHEST.

Jason: that's an old one.

Damian, cautiously reaching for medkit: how old exactly, Todd?

Jason: two hours, lmao. slept through it. it's fine now. anyway.

everyone: ...

[crimsonender]

So since Lily doesn't know this and is being. Weird about intersex people, let me, an intersex trans person, illuminate.

Intersex people have similar rates of being trans or nonbinary as perisex people do.

Intersex is not a gender or a sexuality.

Intersex people that identify with the gender they were assigned at birth are cisgender, just like their perisex counterparts.

Intersex people that identify with a gender other than what they assigned at birth are transgender.

Please educate yourself on intersexuality. Stop learning about intersexuality from smut. :)

[makowcy]

jayy

[funeralgreys]