#this is a long ass post oh my goddddd

[funkbun]

made some adjustments to my "How many people could’ve died based on the in-game actions they've taken" list, now including some explanations from least to most possible kills. All based on my memory and sometimes looking in the dialogue files.

Starting with the "0 people could've died" tier we have Beffica, Cromdo, Triffany, Shelda, and Wiggle. Their in-game actions realistically wouldn't have lead to the death of anybody

With "1 person could've died" we have Filbo, Floofty, and Clumby. Filbo because he made The Journalist eat a strabby, something they're allergic to and they easily could've died from that. Floofty because they tried cutting their own head off. Clumby because she allowed The Journalist go to Snaktooth, fully expecting them to die there.

"2 people could've died" has Chandlo. You shouldn't try lifting an entire cabin with someone in it above your head.

"3 people could've died" with Wambus. 1. Filbo could've died of a concussion because he made that Bunger ram him into a tree across the map. 2. Threw Cromdo 31 feet as of last Tuesday. 3. Probably would've straight up killed Gramble after Liz n Egg went missing.

"5 people could've died" has Snorpy. While putting a hidden flash bang on someone's body that could be activated by a code word the person doesn't know isn't automatically lethal, as that person was on a raft with 4 other people and could've easily said that code word at any point during that ride on accident, that could disorient everyone and make everyone fall out of that raft and drown n die.

"9 people could've died" with Gramble. Hoarding the singular food source on a island from everyone because you don't want them to them is bad I Think.

"11 people could've died" has Eggabell and The Journalist. Eggabell cause she was the only doctor on the island and when she went missing everyone in town could've caught the worst disease on earth and died, and also the avalanche with Liz (which she didn't cause, but she was the reason why Liz went to try n save her n fell). The Journalist because the Bad Ending exists and they fell head first into a boulder.

And last, but not at all least, we have Elizabert Megafig with 14 to 15 possible deaths! As the Queen of Bugsnax, she could've lost her grip on the island for a moment and cause Everything Bad To Happen At Once. This one is ranged because it depends on whether or not Alegander's on the island at the time (he was shown to go back onto the island in that post credit dialogue scene)

if i got anything wrong here ramble about it in the notes cause again, memory. also this isn't about how "bad" a grump is either btw im just thinking about possibilities lmao

[bunni-v1]

While I’m thinking about it, can we talk about Lighters hands? I know that they’re usually covered up with nice thick leather gloves (which I just know feel so good), but goddddd imagine those things.

They’re big, they’re veiny, they’re so pretty — Just like something else if you know what I mean ;)c He has such a fixation on them. His hands are a thing of pride, after all, they’ve won him countless fights. He takes good care of them, though they are calloused due to his line of work.

You better fucking bet he knows how to use them too. To bend you, to pull your hair, to smack your ass when you’re misbehaving… Each finger is such a nice streeetchhhhh when he puts them in. The calloused tips add just the right texture as he crooks them and rubs at just the right places — which he can reach, of course, cause his fingers are as long as they are big.

Just imagine it, he��s got three fingers deep inside touching you in places you could never reach yourself. The other hand rubbing at your clit in nice steady motions, perfectly in time with the flicks of his wrist. His other hand busying itself feeling you up elsewhere. Your tits, your thighs, your ass — it’s all fair game with him.

Oh and he loves watching the way your skin sinks in his touch. When he grips at your thighs and the meat spills over between the gaps in his fingers his cock THROBS. He’s so lucky to have someone as amazing as you, so pliant for him. It’s so often he leaves bruises on accident. He just can’t help it, you’re far too pretty to not mark up. Just be prepared to hide hand shaped bruises for a little while, okay?

Ugh, okay, last thing I promise because I’m ruining my own writing by posting this, but he has an oral fixation. Specifically he loves putting his fingers in your mouth and watching you suck them like they’re his dick. The way you work your tongue along his digits could make him cum then and there.

Sometimes he’ll make you taste yourself after he’s done finger fucking you. He’ll smear your juices across your lips and push his fingers between your teeth until you’ve licked them allllll clean~ He’s not happy until every little drop is gone!

(Please someone give me more reason to talk about this man before I ruin my in progress headcannons 😭)

[cakejerry]

Pls drop more fic recs

okayyy. the long awaited sequel to the wildly popular rec pt1 and rec pt1.5

mostly recent and underrated stuff. I have beef with 99% of jikook writers and high standards so this will not be your typical wattpad lite slop. enjoy

36k vacation romance oh my godddd I don't even usually like slice of life stuff but this was so readable and enjoyable, maybe drags on a bit at places but this is the perfect plotless fluff you need for a rainy day

24k gym/yoga trainers ok we get it author, you're australian 😑🙄🙄🙄. nah just kidding lol, despite this fic falling into some tropes I don't like such as 'womanly intuition' jimin etc and the prose being just a hair shy of self masturbatory, it struck a perfect balance all the way through and I enjoyed both of their povs and the way their relationship progressed.

42k miscomm angst pining YASSSS wet rag friendless loser jungkook yasss men who dont speak yasss men who cry and are pathetic and chad jimin has to step up and fix him >>>. But in a lighthearted ot7 nerd shenanigans way.

83k etl offline rival-journalist-coworkers online friends. Idk guysss I don't be reading long fics like this usually but this one really gripped me. jimin lowkey toxic and problematic but they communicate and make up and surprisingly the characterization and plot both feel actually mature and not wattpad-y.

***72k fae jm alpha jk. OH MY GODDDDD OH MY GOD THIS ONE. THIS IS THE ONE. Literally brilliant amazing showstopping if you read any fic from this list read this one. Literally cannot find a single fault with it, read every word with immense joy and stood up and clapped at the end.

12k meet cute through cloud storage. Guys idk, this rec list is making me realize I like this type of writing way more than I let on. artsy fartsy heightened romanticism "can you feel it? between us? even without saying?" ass prose rlly hits the spot occasionally idk....

12k youtubers travel vloggers au. which is cringe in and of itself but not the way it was done here. I liked it idk

32k. this fic's title is literally just 'unrequited love' and there's nothing more to say. unhappy ending. (jk is the one pining). I freaking love this shittt folksss

18k kinda cute sweet rival lawyers to lovers. aka jimin thinks they're rivals because jk flirts like a kindergartner.

41k kinda interesting take on heats and a/b/o dynamics but not really. sexless sex. it's giving "do I have your consent to touch your hair" hairdresser. still makes jimin a whore and a victim of misogyny but in a halfway woke feminist way.

19k canon post-ms. not gonna lie guys I dont really remember this one but I never bookmark canon fics so this one was probably deserving of the praise

32k traditional a/b/o. YALLL yall know I don't fw this trope like that but this was truly so good. ajk ojm but it didn't piss me off once (huge deal). jm helping jk and not the other way around>>>>

*5k fae jm alpha jk. AGAIN. but this one is conceptually different (etl) and honestly might be one of my fave jikoo fics ever GUYSSSS the banterrrr. The brevityy.

26k magical. Realizing that I read this trope way more than I thought. usually I tell people I hate magical aus 💀. But this one was tew good and actually had very interesting lore that wasn't exclusively a backdrop to jkks relationship but also wasn't too distracting. UGGH I NEED TO REREAD

12k gcf japan pt2 teas

17k quite possibly nothing more cringe in this world than christians and their shitty ass christian guilt """art""" + the concept of jungkook being god is simply laughable + this writer is a dead dove writer (L) however it's a good fic officer. I do recommend it.

[tonycries]

Daddy Tony I've been following you ever since I created my Tumblr acc last year and never in my life I guessed you were Lankan coz SO AM I??!?!! OH MY GODDDDD!!!

Don't ask me why it took me almost like 8 months to read your FAQ blog— I just did. But I've never been this happy to discover that one of my favourite writers is from my native too, I really wanna be moots/friends with my people🥹 (I live in Europe, so ngl I do miss home xD)

(also I've never actually written in an ask box before, so I hope this works😭🙏🏻)

I love Tumblr (my ancient ass didn't know a place like this existed until 2024🗿), long live papa Tony and your amazing, creative work✨

LANKANS ASSEMBLE!!!

(PS: while I'm here, can I say that you got me fuckin whipped for Toji and Sukuna, maybe Nanami as well, when I haven't really watched JJK(?) LMFAOOO)

LANKANS ASSEMBLEEEE ❗ And ahaha dwdw lovely because I only posted that FAQ a few weeks ago so 💀

Ahhh I totally get you omg, moving around the world a lot n' having a majority international friends (whom I love and adore ofc) means I loooove to connect with my culture 🤩 SDFSJHDF WATCH JJK LOVELYYYYY it'll be awful for your mental health and your heart but stillllll....

[neomedievalist]

its jan 20th but that doesnt mean i cant still do a games i beat overview for 2024 still. here we go, games I beat sorted by date I beat them last year

1/17: Umineko Answers Arcs

yeah so i was stalling on episode 8 for a long time and i had finally finished it in january last year. i dont think this even needs me to say anything. fucking incredible visual novel

2/29: ULTRAKILL

not technically a "beat" but i finished all of the content thats out then (aside from. the second secret boss i havent beat yet). looooooove ultrakill love this i think everyone should play it even if they dont like shooters you just have to have a requisite level of adhd that not everyone has. it has brought me so much joy. cannot wait for more content to come out

4/27: Celeste

this shit has been on my backlog for so long. it was so satisfying to finally finish it. really solid 2d platformer really enjoyed it and liked the story. im not usually a 2d platformer person i prefer 3d but it is rly tight and satisfying. admittedly i dont understand why people think it was like, life changingly good, but i can see how itwould emotionally resonate w someone and its overall a very good game

4/29: Shin megami tensei V

My eternal agony. I fuuucking hate this gaaaaame oh my goddddd the ending was so bad. i already made a seperate post complaining about it so i wont bother you but seriously the fact that the end is unchanged in vengeance is so crazy. I have 0 desire to play vengeance. The foundations have some potential but its just like. holy fuck the story is so nothing. Gameplay was fun though! although i enjoyed the tsukuyomi fight more than lucifer.

6/8: Peggle Dinners

this counts. Everyone get dinnerspilled. Its peak.

8/15: Kirby Triple Deluxe

Lowkey one of those games i just picked up on my 3ds every once in a while and then it was like wait i beat it? huh? okay then. Its a good kirby game i dont really care abt the kirby formula or anything again not rly a 2d platfrmer person but its probably good. I liked gambling for keychains

8/22: Devil May Cry 4

another one of those games that has been on the backlog for fucking ever. I do not like the missions in this game very much there was a lot of screaming in agony. but i like dante and i like nero. it had some great moments. honestly the most important thing this game did was allow me to finally start 5. I also like the catholic beast mode theme that was really fun.

9/1: Super Mario 64

Finished a 120 star run on coop so i'm counting it. had never actually beat the game before so honestly really momentous occasion. Still holds up especially if you play the pc port LMFAO. We've moved on to star road now which now that I think about I should have put on my 2025 bingo

10/13: Heaven Will Be Mine

Good ass game. I finished we know the devil late in 2023 but it took me a long time to get thru hwbm bc i wanted to give it the full attention it deserved. Really confusing as shit but really rewarding once you start learning what all the terms mean, i really love theorizing and thinking abt the implications of the worldbuilding. pluto was a real sleeper hit character for me i think at this point she might be my favourite which is crazy considering how i didnt care abt her at first. realllyyy good game.

12/27: Balatro

Yeah i got it for my birthday. cleared my first run a few days after. its a good video game just like i knew it would be. never stop gambling.

12/31: Hypnospace Outlaw

the new year's special! i'm so glad i finally finished it. it definitely is a game that people probably spend a few hours in to gawk at and then never play again. it was so rewarding to really give it my time and full focus even if it took me a long time to finish it. still thinking abt it. its real good folks. its real good.

heres to more videogames this year<3

[heatwa-ves]

please explain your izuleo playlist with as much detail as you want im interestedddd

MIKIIII THANK YOU. okay here's my playlist and im gonna do a song by song breakdown... I'll try and keep it decently brief so this doesn't become one million words but we'll see. my playlist is vaguely chronological so it starts pre-checkmate!

astroboy- suggi

okay so this one is just straight up a leo song. you just have to listen to it it's literally about him "I raised my hands up real high, they called me stupid when I asked why we couldn't fly. am I too far ahead of my friends, or I am late?" hellooooo hello. hi. leo tsukinaga everyone!!!! right down to the moon/space theming

"oh, the rain, you're losing your flame, where'd the burn, the passion go? you run through the pain, you're losing your aim, and you feel like you alone missed the grow" LITERALLY about his breakdown post checkmate. uagh.

cheerleader- ashnikko

an izumi song!!! I don't have to explain anything here you get the vibes

brand new city- mitski

having to preface this by saying I do not listen to mitski this is the only song of hers I listen to and only because it makes me think of izumi so much I feel like throwing up.

"If I gave up on being pretty I wouldn't know how to be alive, I should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die." yeah. izumi sena.

yoru ni kakeru- yoasobi

well I'm sure you know this song and the story behind it "the seduction of thanatos" I think it works very well about the izuleo dynamic around this time when they're very codependent and leo is so severely depressed and suicidal. they're fucked up 👍

it's all so incredibly loud- glass animals

so this one makes me think of izumi going to see leo in a similar vein to lionheart but probably before that and he sees leo so broken and neither of them can bring themselves to say anything. "I tried, for you and I, for too hard, for too long" makes me think of the ending scene of lionheart and so on

softcore- the neighborhood

"you've been my muse for a long time, you get me through every dark night. I'm always gone, out on the go, I'm on the run and you're home alone"

"every time I kiss you, baby, I can hear the sound of breaking down"

you get it. you see the vision. more depression era stuff.

less of you- keshi

depression era leo... there's so many lines in this song that correlate to them but a fav is "too much time in the limelight, gimme your all on the land line, want it so bad but I won't lie and it just gets worse in the night time."

are you happy? - shy martin

"and I know I thought that pain's part of love, but I think I broke you, though I didn't mean to. but are you happy, looking back at us when you met me? would you go back and tell yourself to leave it, knowing what we know?" UARFGHBHBB izumi.... who killed cock robin ass song.

from now on we are enemies - fall out boy

I've talked about this one EXTENSIVELY before but it really is just a song about leo tsukinaga. what else can I say.

always- keshi

well yk.

bad thoughts- half alive

i love when they hate eachother. they don't actually truly hate eachother but man sometimes it feels like it. everything hurts. "like a time you gave your all but just got hurt, like a crack in the mirror bringing out your worst"

to everyone who wants to die- takayan

read the translation oh my goddddd. leo. leo

sing to me- missio

this is a song I DREAM of making an animatic to its just so deeply fundamentally leo

never ending song- conan gray

okay this one is a bit more specific but I like to think of leo while he's out of school seeing izumi in a magazine or an ad or something.. and that brings with it a whole ton of complicated feelings

"but we've grown too close, now it can't amount to nothing. I can hear your voice in the music on the radio, and it goes on and on and on, like a never-ending song" you get ittttt

bodybag- chloe moriondo

more of the vibes more of the complicated feelings . this one is mostly here bc I love it and was thinking about izlo while listening icl. unrelated but chloe moriondo is cool as hell they have some awesome music videos especially the one for this song

love or the lack thereof - isaac dunbar

the epitome of pre/early ! izlo love. to meeee also I just love love loveeee it as a song

last minute - kitty

"you're the loop of rope I hung up in my stupid closet" "you're all poised and im made of poison" do you get it do you GET it. it's leo about izumi frfrfrrr

"could you wrap your hands all the way around my neck, and tell me where I stand, tell me everything I'm wrecking when I spin. take over my breath, in out in, I am missing you to death"

android girl- deco*27

I love this song and while I love the original im partial to rachies english cover especially the lines

"we restart and fall apart together, what we have will drag on in this way forever"

"make it stop, make it stop there's so much guilt and regret, I don't get how I can forget and start to hope again, we haven't even come to the end, so much for promising together forever, we aren't even friends"

the girl in my memories- jeebanoff

"in place of your fleeing love, only my sad solitude remains, even though that time won't come again, the memories that are gone, are forever" more depression yaaay

achilles come down- gang of youths

SORRY it's just such a compelling look at depression and being suicidal... so many of these songs are about Leo's depression but I swear this part of the playlist is over soon and moves further in the timeline. I really love this song it's just... everything about it... leo is achilles here of course and the voices talking him down and telling him to go through with it are his family/izumi and his own mind/the students from school respectively.

calender girl- stars

"all of the things that I thought were so easy just got harder and harder each day. december is darkest, in june there's the light, but this empty bedroom won't make anything right, while out on the landing a friend I forgot to send home, who waits up for me all through the night- calendar girl who's in love with the world, stay alive"

HEALING!!!!! GROWING AS A PERSON!!!!!! OVERCOMING DEPRESSION!!!! DO YOU GET IT

"I dreamed I was dying, as I so often do, and when I awoke I was sure it was true. I ran to the window, threw my head to the sky, and said "whoever is up there, please don't let me die," but I can't live forever, I can't always be, one day I'll be sand on a beach by a sea"

crush of judgement- knights killers

i don't need to explain this one

move me- half alive

THE izuleo song THE reason I made this playlist. won't you be my song when I cant dance WON'T YOU BE MY SONG WHEN I CANT DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! LIGHT MY FIRE BURN THE TREES!!!!!!!!! also watch the music video it's gorgeous

the third heart- harumaki gohan

first of all go play genei ap rn it's a short mobile game created by this artist featuring lots of their songs about a reserved girl who loves music and her more extroverted friend who asks her for song recs. it's a very izuleo vibes game and just a beautiful game in general I think you'll love it sm mikiii

second of all.... just. this song. play the game and watch the music video for the full impact frfr 🫶 anyway back to izuleo

back around- half alive

depression never truly leaves but you get better!! it gets better!!! there are bad days but there are so so many good days!!! this whole album is kinda izlo vibes

you get me so high- the neighborhood

"you're my best friend I'll love you forever" 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 makes me think of them... kind of talking about their past .... not very well because they have no emotional maturity but still.

silent oath- knights

for obvious reasons

reunion- harumaki gohan

I imagine this is after the end of ! era .. they've both grown and matured immensely as people.. it'd probably have more impact if I read requiem but um..... I'll get to it... (I've been saying this for a year and a half) to me it's a goodbye to their teenage years and the ups and downs and them moving forward into adulthood and a more stable relationship

don't be so hard on your own beauty- yeule

they help eachother heal 🥹. this one is a bitttt more reliant on some of my takes on izumi that I don't really wanna get into rn but yk. it's here. it's vibey. things were bad and now they are better. there's sunlight streaming though their apartment window. they don't have anywhere else to be this morning. yk.

work of art- downer Inc, kellin quinn

ueeeghhvhb they love eachother.... izumi brings leo inspiration.... these descriptions are getting less and less coherent

I swear ill never leave again - keshi

ueeeeueueueuehhhehhehhehuuueueue

infinitely ordinary- the wrecks

I like the romance of mundanity.. I think they could be happy.. it's very hopeful and a good ending to the playlist

[questionablepastries]

Completed The House in Fata Morgana (no spoilers — review thing i felt the urge to type up while my feelings are still fresh)

let me start by saying i will never forgive reddit

if you search the game right now one of the First results under Images is a CG of the true ending - the FINAL CG might i add. from a reddit post praising the game. which pissed me off to no end, having that moment ruined for me. death upon every user of Reddit.

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ok with that aside. simply calling it an amazing game isn’t enough praise or accurate. it’s so much more than words. i thought it was gonna be straight horror. naw. they had to make it everything. although i did get scared too many times lol. & the funny scenes are actually funny. idk how they managed to make a scary, funny, heartwarming, SAD game all at once. above all the horror the game is simply that. SADNESS INDUCING.

i think i must’ve cried —at least 4 times, and lost count of the amount of times i teared up (more than 5 minimum). certain moments towards the end had me doing the elbow on table head in hands thing. two points in the story made me want to stop entirely for the night. i did Not expect to shed tears multiple times? but . it’s so well written. i don’t even cry at things in media that often, i can’t emphasize how human the story made me feel like in a “oh i can actually sympathize to this degree huh” i ain’t know i was capable of feeling That hard. oh man. mundane irl things make me tear up all the time, but it takes a LOT for media to make me feel overwhelmed to that degree (because in the back of my mind im always like well it’s fake anyways). but they . they wrote a lot of believable characters in here it’s kinda nuts.

The protagonist is an amazing person. i won’t say who they are because some fuckin how they managed to keep that detail under wraps (you’re introduced as having amnesia on your identity after all). i always joke that the main character of fgo (as well as sei shonagon) could save me if i was a part of that world — well now im adding the protagonist of this game to that list. what an actual literal saint and … its so weird. the way they’re so pure hearted and kind???? Beyond human comprehension really - and YET the way it’s written…it’s like the character is THAT real to life. like ya, i can see myself meeting a motherfucker like that.

my singular criticism is that the “prologue” or rather the meat of the main story took way too long to get to. to the point that i was beginning to lose faith if the entire game was gonna be like that. but like some rabid attack dog, once the story gets you it doesn’t let go. i did the second half of the game in like two sittings because of how engrossed i was by everything. i just kept wanting to find out more and more

i was fist pumping near the end as things started to wrap up, felt like a sports coach seeing shit develop lol

that sums up my feelings. i feel like some characters are written better than others but the game doesn’t hold back when it comes to realistic character interactions. otherwise please give it a whirl. actually this would be my first visual novel ! guau. good shit.

highly recommend this for sure. slow start is my only warning. after that i had several instances where the pain was so great i wished to microwave myself to explode for having made to feel so awful, my sympathy and sadness were so overwhelming. i didn’t think i was capable of feeling pain so deep it reminded me i was human lol and ohhh my goddddd like i felt SEEN with what they were saying sometimes..! bleh !! (in a good way)

and now i’m off to read the prequel/sequel next - which from the stream reviews are also tear inducing. Great. need a break though, way too many raw emotions right now i feel like an EXPOSED NERVE

Really small spoiler: they got my ass good with the spooky things happening in the backlog text not matching in game dialogue in that one chapter LOL legit got spooked there and i was like aaaa godddd oaaaauuug fuckkkkkkk aaaaaaa like im soooo serious that shit got me BAD LMAO

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oh right another final note to an already massive wall of text this has become: the game revitalized in me the importance of being honest/true with yourself, being honest with those around you (including communicating those emotions), in not waiting for “the perfect moment” and most importantly: the value of people in your life, no matter how minuscule u may think it be. to the other person, what seems a small encounter/gesture w them could hold a gravity you can never imagine. so i really appreciate all those themes being put on blast - as these were all themes that heavily resonated with me ❤️

[lucabyte]

oh my goddddd art post shadowbanned again haha. it was even queued this time!!! how long do u want to review these things you fuckin weird ass website lol. time to leave it to sort itself out again but if you scroll back 1 post on my blog from this it should be there. at least on desktop idk on mobile

[dog-girl-zezora]

:~

[foxstens]

started reading king’s beast

[vanishbyers]

Some headcanons:

- Eddie picks up on Mike being gay really quickly, and absolutely knows Mike has a crush on him.....

- When not in a public space....there is a 90% chance that Mike and Will are holding hands, the other 10% is them sitting stupidly close to each other

- Post breakup Mike and El start a book club with each other as a way to hang out and it's exactly as adorable as it sounds

oh my god oh my god oh my GOD. im accepting this all as canon now DUUUUDE

i can definitely see eddie picking up on mike being gay quickly, eddie strikes me as someone who is pretty emotionally intelligent and observant, like how he dealt w chrissy. i also just think that mike is obvious asf and rlly gay. i feel like eddie probably sees his (younger) self in mike a bit, yk the whole repressed gay bullied dungeon master nerd thing. i could see mike maybe coming out to him (way later tho, he rlly has shit he needs to deal with) and eddie being really kind to him and telling him what he wished someone had said to a younger version of himself. eddie has the potential to be a really positive presence in his life and someone who he can be himself in front of and to get advice from with general life as well as his sexuality, similar to steve and dustin.

i’m a big believer in mike and will being clingy asf like it took THAT long for them to get together AND they keep being separated by life threatening inter-dimensional creatures??? nahhh they definitely the type to hold hands w each other and do every other task one handed to an insanely irritating degree lmaoo

mike and el book club is SO real to me now you have no idea what this has done to my brain oh my goddddd. it probably starts with el wanting her writing and vocabulary to be better since we know she struggles with that, and mike offering to help. and man there is no way mike isn’t a book nerd like look at him, dramatic ass gay little dungeon master. i could totally see them doing little book club meetings in mike’s basement and talking and giggling for hours abt their favourite books. i could also totally see them getting in big (but lighthearted) arguments over their differing opinions for hours.

send me your theories/headcanons abt st4!

[ichayalovesyou]

The One With The Whales (Live Reaction):

Saw parts of this one when I was super little! Oh good! This one is also directed Leonard Nimoy! He has my whole heart already so can’t wait to see this play out!!

Uh Oh. TOS crew on trial 😬😬😬 SAREK?!?! Oh shit oh shit oh shit!! Ohhhhhh man the gang is already in deep shit.

Awww looking at Spock from the distance all dramatic like huh Jim? You getting some mini therapy from yo mommmmmm 😭😭 I love Spock so so muchhhhhh. And I LOVE Amanda!!!! Oh, and the Captain of the Saratoga! She seems awesome!

Bye Saavik, you were cool and I hope we see you again someday. Awwww Bones is worried about Spock :( he and Jim both want Spock back so bad but don’t wanna push him and awwwwwwwww!! Also why does the probe sound like Jumanji drums??? Bones and Spock are actually killing me, this conversation is actually killing meeeeeee, arguing really is McCoy’s first love language! 😭

Whatever I may think of Sarek as a father, he is such a cool character and Mark Lenard really is an absolutely fantastic actor. Oh yikes, looks like the stars have aligned for Jim and the Bridge Family to save the world yet again lmao. Honestly this whole thing with the message for the whales makes me think of “So Long & Thanks For All The Fish” from Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Also Bones being protective of Spock ☺️

I’m so glad at least Bones is acknowledging the plot of this movie is absolutely fucking insane 😂 THIS IS WHY I LOVE OLD STAR TREK! It’s not afraid to be absolutely unapologetically ridiculous! I love it!!! Thaaaaaats a weird dream right there, you good Jim?

Stupid problems require stupid solutions! LOVE the headband Spock 😂🤣 what an ENTRANCE!! Wow it sure is the 80s, WOW, the cognitive dissonance of these bozos wandering around 20th century San Fran I am LOSING MY MIND! They are just little kreatures and they have no monies 😂😂😂 NUCLEAR WESSELS!!!! Oh god stahp I can’t breathe!!!!

I BELIEVE IN THE BEASTIE BOYS MEETING SPOCK ON THIS BUS THEORY OHHHHH MY GOD!! Jim is so old lmao! And then everyone clapped! Kirk please, I’m already laughing so hard PLEASE don’t teach Spock how to swear I’m losing my mind!!!

Wow that vibe when you remember this movie actually legitimately helped save the blue whales as a species. SPOCK IS GOING SWIMMING HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!! JIM’S FACE! Also Nimoy can get it, damn “these are not the hell your whales.” Lmaooooo

I love this marine biologist lady she’s great! Lol. “No ma’am no dipshit.” Also “Gracie is pregnant.” *HITS BREAKS* this movie is fucking amazingggggg the legendary Italian food conversation I love themmmmmm. Bones & Scotty’s improv skills are legendary “millions of- I mean thousands of miles from Edinburough” look at this insanity, I love it.

Why do I hang around with that ditzy guy who knows Gracie’s pregnant and calls you Admiral? “He’s my husband.” (Totally posting this one! XD)

UH OH PAVEL!!!! 😨 RUN PAV RUUUUUUUUUUUN!! Oh noooo. NO THE WHAAAAALES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BAD YALL AHG MY FEELINGS FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE AND CRAP!! This poor woman oh my god lmao, that look on her face when she saw Spock she was like “oh, he’s an alien, that makes a lot more sense.”

SPOCK HES BACK HES OKAY HES ALL THE WAY BACK AND HE LOVES STUDENT SURROGATE SON PAVEL CHEKOV IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! “It’s the human thing to do...” 😭😭😭😭

“Pavel... rank... Admiral!” ON BRAND LMFAO! SHE GREW A NEW KIDNEY! This movie is going to kill me in the opposite freaking way TSFS did lmao. Oh wow whale lady was just like IM COMING TO THE FUTURE FUCK YOUUUUU and honestly, mood.

Bones and Jim being so happy to see that Spock is (for the most part) back to his old self and my heart is meltingggggg

ADMIRAL THERE BE WHALES HERE!!!

I really do not understand people who don’t like Kirk I really, really don’t. He’s wonderful and sweet and smart and brave and I love him. Nobody convince me otherwise that he is good and awesome and good.

Dude this scene is so wholesome and good and fun!!! Oh my god!! The music! SPOCK IS SMILING! This is single handedly watering my crops and clearing my skin! “I stand with my shipmates.” THEY GOT OFF BECAUSE THEY DID IT FOR LOVE AND THEN SAVED THE WHOLE ASS PLANET AFTER YASSSSSSS!!! Spock & Jim should’ve kissed right there I’m just saying. Also Jim & whale lady deserve a long lasting (if long distance) friendship.

Spock even gets to reconcile with his parents awwwww, Sarek is finally recognizing that his son can move mountains because of who he is. “Tell her (mother) I feel fine.” Okay good I’m crying again. 💚🖖🏻💚😭😭😭

ITS THE ENTERPRISE B!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 THEYRE HOMMMMME *Pterodactyl shrieking*

That was so wholesome oh my goddddd

[goatsandgangsters]

it is Finally Goddamn Friday which means it is finally time for “Things I Am Screaming About In Episode 5 of Shadow and Bone”

this post was going to be “Things I Am Screaming About In Episodes 5 and 6 Shadow and Bone” but then I screamed about too many things and this post would have been too long so I’m making two posts 

side note: it’s only been a week?? this show only dropped a week ago??? god it feels like ages. I have been clawing my face off waiting for Friday so I could watch more. ANYWAY IT’S TIME NOW, I’VE EARNED IT.

how is EVERY single person on this show uTTERLY ADORABLE like JESUS. Genya and Alina’s EVERYTHING. D a v i d. Alina’s little “you like david, don’t you squidward” face :3 TWO HATS. alina and everyone else is SO! GODDAMN! CUTE!

FEDYOR! ALSO EXTREMELY CUTE! DOING HIS IVAN IMPRESSION! ALSO ARE THEY BOYFRIENDS????????????? There has absolutely never before been a point in my life where I said to myself “you know what? Fedyor and Ivan should be boyfriends” but now that this has been presented to me, Fedyor and Ivan Should Be Boyfriends. holy shit. the pairing I never knew I needed but how did I live without. 

I

do not have

the vocabulary

for the next thing I want to scream about

I AM!!!! TOO SOFT!!!!!!!!! I AM TOO SOFT AND TOO TRAPPED IN DARKLINA HELL TO HANDLE WHAT THEY’RE GIVING ME JESUS CHRIST I HAD TO LIKE. PAUSE. AND TAKE A BREAK. AN EMOTIONAL BREATHER. I’m done, it’s fine, we can all go home, good episode, good season, good trilogy, it ends here right and nothing else happens ever

the fucking…….. I don’t think I have ever iNAHLED SO LOUD in my LIFE as I did at her put. putting on. helping him put. I’m sorry. helping him put on his kefta. literally what kind of rEGENCY BULLSHIT are these two ON oh I am so

low-key going into this, I was like “you know. I hope they let him smile At Least Once in this show. it’s a big ask, I’m not sure it’ll happen, but I hope.” good god I am fucking YELLING. just, like, hold on bro I need a minute. I NEED A MINUTE.

OH I REWOUND IT TO WATCH AGAIN AND HE HAS A FUCKING HORSE STATUE IN HIS BEDROOM. THERE’S A HILL THAT I’M DYING ON AND IT’S THAT THE DARKLING IS A WEIRD HORSE GIRL AND I AM VALIDATED TONIIIIIGHT. fuckin nerd. 

I’M NOT AGAINST THE OCCASIONAL LIGHT ROLEPLAY !!!!!!! every man I have ever loved is a chaotic bisexual and an absolute bastard

Inej’s face during the Sankta Alina scene was So Much

AH. WELL. POOR MARIE. I GUESS IT… UH, COULD HAVE ENDED WORSE, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. BUT POOR MARIE, ALL THE SAME. COUNT ME SURPRISED AT THAT. also genya kicking ass HELL YEAH

oh the ANGST OF THAT LAST KISS, BECAUSE Y O U  K N O W  W H A T ‘ S  C O M I N G. like REAL GOOD KISS, because I was like “oh noooo and that’s the end of th—oH ONE MORE! OH ONE MORE. oh goddddd one more :((((“ fUCK!!! OH I’M SOFT!!!! AN END THAT NEITHER OF THEM KNOW YET IS AN END fuck I’m gonna d i e, I told y’all I was too soft for this

god zoe wanamaker is SO terrific. in the book that scene felt like an... exposition dump? but OOF she’s bREAKING my hEART and really bringing out the emotion of it. not just alina’s, but baghra’s as well, instead of it just being like i’M HERE TO MOVE THE PLOT ALONG and then fuck off into the night. (tho admittedly I feel like baghra’s life motto is actually “move the plot along and then fuck off into the night”) 

y’know, you’d think ben barnes would have learned his lesson by now about leaving paintings lying around that prove you’re immortal, eternally youthful, and also evil. now he’s got two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

OHHHHH INEJ KILLED A MAN FOR HIMMMMMMMM

jdfhgskjdfhgsjkdfhgk JESPER JUST WATCHING ALINA FUCKIN CLIMB IN THE KSDFHGKSDJHFG fantastic

OKAY THAT EPISODE WAS AMAZING. like I enjoyed the first four a lot because I was already invested from the jump and In Too Deep but I felt like the pacing of the earlier eps was a little wonky, whereas this episode I’m like. They Found It. Their Rhythm. They Found It. God that was A REALLY FUCKING GOOD EPISODE. I’m gonna go run around the bLOCK it is 10 PM and I am in a batHROBE BUT LIKE WHO WANTS TO SPRINT INTO THE NIGHT BECAUSE I SURE DO!!!!!!!

The episode was so good that my quesadilla got cold before I finished eating it because I was That engrossed  

[yessoupy]

annual writing self-evaluation (2019)

i. Optional if applicable: link to last year’s self evaluation:

here’s the 2018 eval!

1. List of works published this year (in the order that they were posted):

your skin makes me cry (the walking dead, daryl/jesus)

yellow (harry/reader)

and.... that’s it!!!! yeesh.

2. Work you are most proud of (and why):

Not that I have a lot of works to choose from, but I’m genuinely proud of YSMMC, my very first longfic. I put so much into that fic and actually FINISHED it. And I’ve re-read it a few times top to bottom and STILL love it. It’s probably my favorite piece of my writing ever.

3. Work you are least proud of (and why):

I like them both, lol. But I guess I can say I wished I’d been able to write more.

4. A favorite excerpt of your writing:

I re-read YSMMC on the plane so I could do this. This is my favorite passage, from Chapter 16 (warning: scene is explicit, and why I’m cutting the rest):

Daryl felt him, all over, from the tips of Paul’s hair slipping over his shoulder to brush against Daryl’s chest to Paul’s hand grazing up over his ribs and up his good arm to intertwine their fingers… “You feel fuckin’ amazing,” he groaned, clutching Paul’s hand.

“Shut up,” Paul hissed, hips stuttering and hand clenching tight.

Daryl swept his free hand down Paul’s side and on around to his ass, pulling him closer. “That an order?”

“That’s a ‘shut up or I’ll come before I get to fuck you like I want to.’”

“I make you feel that good?”

“Fuck. You have no idea, do you?” Paul panted, pulling out all slow and gentle, making Daryl’s toes curl and his eyes squeeze shut when he thrust back in. “Hottest thing I’ve ever seen, you lying here for me. You hear those sounds you’re making? Like you can’t help it, like what I’m doing is just what you need—”

“That’s right—” And it was, more than he’d thought it could be, a return to what he’d been denying himself, or maybe wasn’t ready to give himself, for all this time. He blinked open his eyes and Paul was right there. “You’re right,” he breathed.

“Shut up,” Paul repeated, eyes soft and full of something Daryl knew how to name.

“Shut me up,” he ordered, letting himself feel it instead of naming it, taking the moment for the rest of what it was—Paul inside him, finally, like the final piece in a thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle he was afraid he’d lost pieces of. That’s right, he thought, eyes rolling back as Paul took him in hand. That’s right.

5. Share or describe a favorite comment you received:

@gaydaryl left my favorite comments on YSMMC over on AO3. I’m reposting all of them because it felt like everything i had consciously tried to do and put into daryl’s character was getting picked up and appreciated. 😍 v affirming [spoilers ahead.... lol]

on chapter 18:

this entire fic is like a warm hug and makes my entire body get the weak gay tremblies!!!! desus's dynamic is so good the entire way through and also daryl having had a husband before and it never being a point of contention and paul getting it and talking about jesse with him... god. it's so beautiful

also i've always been a sucker for "asshole but trying to be a good brother" merle characterization, and this Hit The Spot

i love this !! so much!! i can't wait to see the rest

chapter 19:

OH MY GODDDDD this was MORE than worth waiting for it's BEAUTIFUL i LOVE this fic their complete faith in each other is so good. and daryl's line about negan losin to TWO? SEXY OF HIM

chapter 20:

this fic the entire way through felt like such a breath of fresh air. having daryl be confident in his being gay, having had a long term relationship before, the absolute softness with which you wrote it all... it's so good. i loved it so much and it's one of my fave fics ever, i think, because the characterization is so utterly perfect and feels so real. thank you so much for writing it! 

💜💜💜

6. A time when writing was really, really hard:

That last chapter just did NOT want to get figured out. Didn’t help that I was heading into the worst mental health of my life. And then after I finished that fic in September, I ... stopped writing. I’m only just now getting to a place where I can imagine again.

7. A scene or character that you wrote that surprised you:

Reader, lol! Yellow came from a dream I had and the feel of it wouldn’t leave me so I had to translate it into words somehow. It only made sense to write it from that point of view, which was not one I ever thought I’d find a use for.

8. How did you grow as a writer this year:

From last year’s: “It’d be great to actually have the ability to write something long. I feel like the ideas I have are for short pieces.” I 100% accomplished that. I feel much more comfortable writing explicit scenes, although they still take so much more effort than basically any other isolated scene. 😩

9. How do you hope to grow next year:

I want to contribute to more fandoms. I have been nudging along at a timestamp for YSMMC, I’d like to write more in-universe TWD (not canon, because Fuck Canon is my refrain for like, everything), I want to venture back into Star Wars and positively contribute there, and of course baseball!Harry. Maybe even... Prodigal Son? Who knows! the Chappy/Olson from 2018 needs a sequel.

10. Who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc):

For the second year running, @chasm2018. My go-to beta is not as comfortable with helping to improve explicit scenes and Hannah volunteering to not only offer help with those but also the rest of the fic... invaluable! Couldn’t have done it without her. And I definitely owe her baseball!Harry.

11. Anything in your real life show up in your writing this year:

Anytime you see something about a character being insecure in some way about their queerness, that’s me. an example, from your skin makes me cry:

There was a rainbow flag tacked up over his desk. Daryl had known because of what Rick had said when they were out for drinks, that Paul never tried to hide and managed to avoid any bullshit about it because he was so good at his job, but it was another thing to see those bright colors just out there for everyone to see.

“Problem?” Paul asked, a hard edge to his voice.

Daryl had been caught staring at the flag. Fuck, now Paul probably thought he was some ignorant hick homophobe. “No, ‘course not.” He cleared his throat. “Me too. Nice to have some company, ‘s all.” He wanted to punch himself, wanted to slink away out of sheer embarrassment. He hated every time he had to do this. In his head he knew that Paul wouldn’t think less of him, but he couldn’t help but think he didn’t exactly look like he belonged with all the other people who could put rainbow flags up over their desks. Only places he ever felt like he really belonged was out on his bike or in the shop. Only places he felt like he belonged anymore, anyway.

Paul didn’t say any of the worst things he could have said. Daryl had heard them all from well-meaning people who didn’t realize how all of those phrases cut him in different ways. “Oh, I could tell,” was just as bad as, “Oh, I never would have guessed,” if for different reasons. Paul just smiled and said, “Thank you for telling me.” Then they walked together the short distance down the hall to Eugene’s office where Paul told him to let him doing the talking.

12. Any new wisdom you can share with other writers:

Same as always: write what you want to read. And don’t be intimidated by the writing of others. :)

13. Any new projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year:

I left Poe and Marek alone for ANOTHER year. I keep opening those docs and poking at them and now with the sequel trilogy done maybe I can shape them up. 

[bae-seju]

Personal Faves [wlw manhwa edition]

[Long Post]

1. Fluttering Feelings by Ssamba

This was the very first “shoujo ai” manhwa that I ever read so I probably love it more than I should. Before you even get into this you should know that the slow burn in this manhwa is absolutely Horrendous and that basically the entire universe is against the main couple getting together. If you’re willing to overlook this flaw(????) FF is a super charming little manhwa with some really sweet and downright heart-wrenching moments. Unfortunately it will remain incomplete as the author passed away earlier this year, but I would still highly recommend it if you haven’t read it already. 

2. Serenade by Keum Kyesoo

All you need to know about this manhwa is that I finished it in one sitting (deadass from midnight to like 5 in the morning,, it is That Good) and that I spent like twenty minutes on two panels because I was crying so hard that I couldn’t read. Also, it’s about pro piano players,, like,,, big sexy. Beautiful art. Intriguing plot line. Insanely awesome side characters. And a crazy ass bitch that just won’t quit. What more can you ask for? [NSFW]

3. Moonlight Garden by Kang Unnie

This is the fantasy(??)/historical manhwa I didn’t know that I needed until I read it. First of all,,, thE FUCKING WORLD BUILDING oh my godDDdD. Fucking amazing. The art is beautiful and the concept is So So Unique and Complex I can’t even begin to do it justice by simply summarising it. All I can say is to read it (although at first you might need to wrap your head around the plot line,,, it might take a little getting used to). MG is one of the only manhwas where I can confidently say that I fully support and love the main character (also idk if this is worth anything but this is the second manhwa that has made me cry after Serenade lmao) [NSFW]

4. Miss Angel and Miss Devil by MAEU Malgeum 

This is the cutest shit that has ever blessed my life. It focuses on two main pairings and they’re both cute as fuck. It’s split into structured arcs that are dedicated to one of the two couples which makes it easier to get a feel of each character and the dynamics of each pairing. There’s some angst and one-sided pining (especially with the pair on the right) but mostly it’s just heart-warming and a really nice read. [a couple chapters are NSFW] 

5. What Does The Fox Say by Team Gaji 

Yes, yes. We all knew this was coming. The staple of wlw manhwa... Okay but first of all, I’ve got to say that I don’t really care for the main couple in WDTFS. What puts this manhwa in my favourites is the character of Seju (pink) and her relationship with Sumin (black). Every single scene/chapter that includes an interaction between these two just Exudes pure chemistry. I don’t think the authors intended for Seju to be so appealing but It Happened. Baek Seju had so much potential as a character that I’m disappointed that she was somewhat stuck on the sidelines. She wasn’t your traditional ‘easy-to-hate’ character but she also was never given the opportunity to fully develop which left her in this strange grey zone between main character and irrelevant side character (that’s as objective as I can be about Seju, I love that bitch). Personal opinions about Seju aside, WDTFS is an extremely well-made and polished manhwa with beautiful colouring and fairly nice art. A majority of this manhwa is focusing on developing the main couple’s relationship so the plot line is somewhat vague and makes a semi-regular appearance throughout WDTFS. [NSFW] 

6. It Would Be Great If You Didn’t Exist by Carbonara 

A sweet little manhwa that’s bound to make you smile while simultaneously causing you to melt because,, gOD these two... There’s nothing dark or serious about this manhwa which is what I love about it. It’s cute and simple and cuts to the point. The way that the couple originally gets together is kind of abrupt and strangely out of place but once you get into their relationship you kinda just forget about it because they’re literally just a great couple LMAO a;slkdjf;alkd. 

[erikismybitch]

Drillmonger

A series

Part 5

This was becoming the new normal . It was like a pattern . Each time Candy flew to a location , if Young Kill was close enough they saw eachother . The most common place was Los Angeles . Hollywood to be exact . He was there often because most of his adult film scenes were filmed there .

The Uber he sent to her LA hotel pulled up to the contemporary styled home. It was like nothing she’d been close to before . It had asymmetrical lining and huge glass windows . She could see straight through the house that overlooked the lit up city below the mountain. From what Kill had told her, earlier he had shot scenes here. Lesbian scenes for his newfound company, Drillmonger Productions. She knocked on the steel door, he opened it .

Candy stepped back in shock. Kill stood in front of her , nothing on but his briefs and some sort of huge african tribal mask. He walked closer to her .

“What kind of freaky Lion King shit is this?” She teased , In result Kill said nothing . He grabbed her face roughly with one hand and squeezed her cheeks together .

“Shut up , take your shit off” his free hand reached around and slapped her ass. The sound echoed through the house , so did her squeal . He closed the door and watched her through the small slits that revealed his eyes.

“Take it off here ?” She asked , unsure if her next move would result in another slap . It did , on the opposite cheek this time . She wasn’t ready.

“I said take this shit off!” His voice airy and muffled behind the huge mask . Candy did what she was told , after she was exposed , Kill lead her to the living room. Where he pushed her onto the black leather sectional. This must have been the house of some kind of millionaire , one who just rented for the hell of it . The set up, like an article in Architectural Digest.

He didn’t even give her a chance to brace herself before he climbed in between her legs . Kill leaned in, staring into her eyes. He said nothing , all Candy could hear was the eerie silence of the house and his heavy breath . She would be lying if she said the “Darth Vador “ like sound didn’t turn her on. The mask suited him, because he sure did fuck like an animal .

His dick was growing hard in his underwear , she could feel it . Candy reached down and slipped it out from the fly hole. Anxiously she rubbed it against her folds , indirectly telling him she wanted it. Young Kill still did nothing , just hovered over her staring . She tried another approach and removed her hands from his erection. She ran her fingers against the mask . It had the most intricate wooden patterns. She tugged at the horns located at the top , swearing that she heard Kill growl .

“Fuck me, please “ Candy pled. Even though the mask covered everything but his eyes , she could see the smile in them. He sat upright and spread her legs wide, seemingly admiring the open view.

He reached behind him and retrieved a black large lenses camera . The red recording light was turned on and he held the camera to Candy’s face .

Candys expression hardened. “I do a lot of shit for you , but this is where I draw the line” she tried her best to snatch the camera but Kills reflexes were too quick .

“Do it just for me ? “ His eyes were still smiling and the weight of his heavy dick was tapping on her Clit, then teasing it by sliding up and down. Her breathing almost matched his . She bit her lip .

“Don’t show anybody” she cursed herself , praying that she wasn’t making a mistake . She got ahold of the device and looked right into the camera lense . “I do not give you permission to post this video anywh- oh my goddddd!”

Kill had slid inside of her without warning and began to fuck her . Her eyes closed and the camera was slowly falling from her grip. Kill grabbed it and filmed her face , getting an HD view of the fuck faces she made .

“You so damn fine to me” he mumbled , still stroking and looking at screen .

“This my pussy now? He aimed the camera to an aerial view of his dick sliding inside of her . It coated his inches with her gloss .

“Yes baby “

He played with her clit , rubbing it in circular motions . She loved watching how his muscles flexed against her body . Candy didn’t even care about the camera anymore.

Kill carefully positioned the camera on table , still recording but screening a side shot of the two of them. He pulled her body in a lower position on the couch , so the camera could see her perfectly . He went into his signature move , one that had become her personal favorite and guaranteed an orgasm each time .Kill gripped her neck tightly with two hands , giving him leverage to fuck her so hard that the couch was shifting . Euphoric tears started sliding down the side of her face to her ears. She was about to cum , but nothing like she had ever felt before . It was as if the spurt of pleasure was building from the depths of her soul . Then it happened, what she had seen him make other girls do . Her body went numb as her juices erupted all over Kills lower body and the couch . She screamed.

“That’s that shit daddy like!” It always excited him, the act of making a woman squirt. He kept going at the same pace while Candy convulsed beneath him, feeling as if she was going to pass out.

Until it fucking happened again.

Kill slowed down, and let her neck go. He caressed her face and allowed her to come back down from the high . “You good?” He lifted up the mask, for the first time she was able to see his handsome smiling face . She nodded her head . Kill pulled out and sat upright , resting his back against the couch .

“Take a seat” Candy eyed his hard dick in disbelief, he was a monster . He embodied the mask fully. Candy wasted no time sitting on his lap, knowing that if she didn’t , she’d get a painful slap on her ass. He liked to hurt her when she didn’t listen. Kill slid right inside of her with satisfaction. She used her thighs to slide up and down on his shaft . He noticed her hesitation , she was nervous .This had been the first time Kill asked her to be on top .

Kill guided her hips and tried to direct her, but when he let go she froze up. He took the mask off again, instead of tossing it , he placed it on Candy. She reached to take it off but he removed her hands .

“Let this shit turn you into a monster” he redirected the grind in her hips to his liking. “Just do it, you good.” He assured her .

Candy relaxed her hands on his knees and began to grind her body upward, gripping his shaft with each move . Allowing herself to break free and make sure she made him feel good. He deserved it . Kill rested his head back on the couch and lips parted . He liked it just like that . She squeezed her muscles tighter and sped up . His fingers pierced her ass cheeks as he couldn’t hold back his moan . He tried to compress his sounds by biting his lip , he slapped her ass and brought his eyes back to view . Young Kill made sure to look directly into hers when he snapped . “Ride this dick bitch “

“Shit! “ Candy cried , off just those words alone .

“This shit feel so good , make me get this nut” he directed her hips still , helping her move at a quicker pace. His head fell back again and he shouted . “Fuck!”

He moved her hips a few more times and then lifted her completely off of him . She hovered just above his top. They both watched as his white dropped down from her swollen hole . He tossed her body to the opposite side of the couch, like a rag doll.

She took off the mask .

They both laid on the couch for a long time , exhausted and sticky from sweat . He though she had went to sleep , until she decided to break the silence .

“Erik Stevens “ she inquired . He looked to her with brows of confusion. Months of conversing and occasional Fucking . But this was the first time she had actually said his name .

“Wow, by my government name?”

“Want me to call you Young Kill ?” She asked in that innocent tone that seemed to get his dick hard every time. He knew she meant no harm.

“Nah , you can call me Erik if you want” he told her .

“Why porn? “ she asked him. It was a question he had gotten many times before . But he would always give some bull shit answer . Oddly, he told Candy the truth .

He’d recorded himself having sex once and decided to upload it to a popular porn site . His amateur video had gotten a significant amount of views and the website contacted him. They informed him that if he uploaded a second video and it got the same response, there would be compensation.

The second video did better than the first . He was contacted my a Mass porn production company who wanted to work with him. His first professional video earned him four thousand dollars for just a thirty minute scene . It was easy money and his career took off from there .

“You think you’ll ever get tired ? “ she asked after listening to his long story .

“I’ll never get tired of having sex, I just want to do shit the right way. That’s why I’m producing now” he explained to her the ins and outs of the way production works. The people behind the camera make five times what the actors make . Candy had no idea that Porn was such a lucrative business.

“Why fly ? “ it was his turn to ask questions now.

Candy explained that she always wanted to travel and eat food from every continent. She’d been to almost every one . Except Asia and Africa . She was real adamant about visiting Africa and hoped to go soon. She mostly flew domestically but hoped to be promoted to international flights .

“I’m from Africa “ Erik told her . She pretended as if she didn’t know . He had forgotten that she was a fan, Candy knew his bio.

“Does your family know what you do ?”

“They do” he laughed a little .

“Were they angry when they found out ? “

Erik said that his family was upset at first . That was until those checks be sent back home increased in revenue . They didnt complain much afterwards .

“What’s the deal with this mask, is it yours?”

Erik grabbed the mask and placed it back on to Candys face. “You asking too many fucking questions” he hissed, yanking her legs wide open once again. His face eased down until his mouth was met with Candys clit . He kissed it a few times until he got a good moan out of her .

“It was hanging on the wall, I think I might steal it”