#this is honestly the funniest thing ever

[the-ace-reader]

So how about the latest YouTube drama, huh? 😂

[egophiliac]

Ernesto Foulworth and Gino… it wouldn’t surprise me if they had fake identities

I accept this explanation

(the problem is that I had a very regionally-specific immediate thought and I could not get it out of my head)

(sorry this is messier than usual, I refuse to put more effort into it than it deserves)

[hansoeii]

have you seen bbno$'s jayvik cosplay?? 👀

Of course!!

He even gave me a special spot on the jayvik wall 😔🫶

[superbat-lmao]

Jason Todd never gets picked up by social services when Catherine dies. Instead, the alley protects its own.

Jason had spent most of his daytime hours looking after his neighbors kids. He was basically family. They paid him in meals and a shared bed when Willis would kick him out sometimes.

When people hear his Mom died, he couch surfs amongst families with small children that need supervision while their parents are at work. He manages well enough, and he rotates what families he stays with so CPS never catches wind. He’s the alley’s secret amongst working immigrant families.

It also means he knows how to deal with kids.

So when he watches one tumble off a fire escape on the roof opposite where he’s been smoking, he knows he has to check it out. Make sure the kid’s alright.

When he finally gets a good look at him, both his camera and leg are busted.

More convoluted take below the cut!

Tim, who broke his leg actually, is too little to be taking care of himself or get himself home. He needs to be looked after.

He gets the kid to Leslie, lies and says he’s watching him over the weekend and the kids parents will be back Monday, and gets the kid in a cab before figuring out where he lives.

Tim isn’t super aware of what’s going on around him since he was given something for the pain, but he knows there’s someone asking him a lot of questions. When he is more awake, the following morning after waking up on his living room couch, he realizes there’s a kid watching him.

Tim feels like hell and while he appreciates Jason taking him home, he can handle himself.

Jason snorts at him, asks if he’s ever had a broken leg or knows how to use crutches, and what he wants for breakfast.

It takes two days before Tim is willing to admit his parents won’t be home for a few months. They’re lucky school’s out or someone would have noticed Tim’s absence.

Jason becomes Tim’s babysitter, or as much of one as he can be without Tim’s parents finding out. Jason takes care of him the whole time his leg is healing. Tim teaches him to play videogames and Jason reads to him.

When Tim’s finally healed, he wants to go back out at night to chase after Batman. Jason gives him an unimpressed look, but asks if the kid wants to tag along to his babysitting gigs in the alley. He misses some of the little twerps and thinks there’s a few Tim would like.

Tim and Jason become brothers early, going from apartment to apartment looking after other people’s kids. Jason gets someone who follows him around, gives him shit, and is almost as good as wikipedia in a pinch. Tim gets someone who gives a shit about him, a social life full of people who aren’t snotty high society brats, and Jason’s special brand of aggressive caring.

What the two don’t know is that Two Face has been looking for Jason’s dad. No one had been able to rat him out when he was staying with Tim because no one knew where he was.

It takes a while, but when the wrong people figure out where Jason is, it isn’t pretty.

They interrupt him while sitting an overnighter. There’s a loud knock at the door and when Jason checks the peephole, it’s two of his Dad’s old buddies. Jason rounds up the kids, yells “just a minute!”, gives Tim a kitchen knife and tells him to sit tight and lock themselves in one of the bedrooms. Tim doesn’t hear anything after the front door opening and an initial shout. He waits 15 minutes before he’s sure the coast is clear. Then, he rounds the kids up, puts them to bed like Jason does, and heads up to the roof.

He knows Batman’s patrol routes well enough to find him and try to flag him down. Who he actually gets is Robin, who he has to explain to that Two Face took his brother. When Robin finally listens and takes the kid seriously, he radios Batman. Batman, who recognizes the neighbor kid and knows he doesn’t have a brother. By this point Tim is almost in tears of frustration trying to explain that Jason Todd is his brother but Batman also recognizes the missing kid from one of his reports and it’s enough of a corroboration that Tim gets put in the back of the Batmobile while they go to rescue Jason.

He doesn’t get to see any of the fighting and he doesn’t leave the car, but when Robin is half carrying Jason out of the building, Tim leaps out of the car to hug his brother. Jason’s got a few bruised ribs and his face is beat to hell, but it’s all something Leslie can fix.

What Leslie can’t fix is the legal fact that Jason is a missing kid, not Tim’s biological brother. Batman sits with the two, explaining how everything is going to work once they take them to the police.

Three things happen at once:

1. Jason accuses Batman of dropping kids off with traffickers. It’s why he didn’t let CPS pick him up when his Mom died.

2. Robin asks if the two will get to stay together, if they can ask Gordon not to separate them.

3. Tim says they will be doing no such thing, Mr. Wayne.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

prayer of the day:

[xulips]

i NEED to know your opinion on the akty new years cards. /nf specifically the akito card bc OH MY GOD /pos (as a lesbian that man has the most lesbian swag ive ever seen)

the most lesbian swag akito ever had in a card i'm not even kidding. it beats his ORS fit because my fucking god

you're telling me this is a cis guy

[skyward-floored]

I still hold that this part from this fic is one of the funniest things I’ve ever written

[soundleer]

You should record your reaction to the contents of the link because I think it'll be gold, especially to the last image :)

Remember that one Jevin plushie with arms and legs you laughed really hard at? Well... :3

https://www.tumblr.com/sillylogiclover/786364251181907968/on-a-weirder-note-2?source=share

i shall humor you with my blind reaction to the contents yippee

my throat hurts now yippee

[lucien-lachance]

Loving the fact that it took them 14 chapters to realize they hated my fic lmaoooo I'm honored to have wasted so much of their time on a useless hate read 🫡

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

Doodles :3

I think I’m very funny btw

[rosesart11]

I have never played ISAT but I know everything and I'm way too invested now

[cyberlandpursefire]

Been a while since I posted anything pokemon related. Have a vgc meme

[burgeryboy]

@seemoreseymoursbay week day 2: romantic ship!! (so sorry for being late to these prompts omg)

honestly i was floored when i found out this was a thing people ship its so funny to me! enemies to lovers but make it nine year olds?? thats hilarious dude im so here for it

[jessmalia]

Mal's Avatar: The Last Airbender rewatch: The Deserter 1.16

[princesmitty]

you mentioned having receipts for your giants/Dodgers yaoi diagram....please show it to me Rachel..... (especially the ones for junghoo/Yamamoto, junghoo/kim, and kim/rushing)

say less anon….. here is the relationship chart in question which is 100% factual and not at all influenced by my own personal opinions of these pairings 😊

i will say hyehoo has Way Too Much history and content that even i’ve yet to go through so i’ll be making a separate post about them!!

wrt junghoo/yoshi i answered this ask about their interactions and junghoo’s obsession w beating yoshi that would probably have the jhl/yamamoto receipts you want. but to give a more organized timeline:

they faced off against each other for the first time at the november 2019 wbsc premier12 where japan won 5-3 against korea. yamamoto was a relief pitcher for the 8th inning and junghoo was the first batter. yamamoto struck him out in three pitches, resulting in the first out of the inning. this was when they were both 21!

they met again in the 2020 tokyo olympics (august 2021) where leading up to the game junghoo said to the media that he wanted to face off against yamamoto again. this time yoshi was the starting pitcher for japan, and junghoo the second in the batting order. in the 1st inning junghoo hit a double, struck out in the 4th, and hit a double in the 6th. korea still lost 5-2, but overall, a better showing for junghoo!

after he was posted to the mlb, junghoo had a press interview at the airport before he left for spring training (february 2021) and said this:

the pitcher i want to face off against most? well, yamamoto and i are playing in the same division, [...] i'd like to see how different playing against each other on national teams versus league teams would be [...] so i want to play against him.

hashtag obsessed.....

then just a few days ago, they met again but this time in dodgers and giants uniforms during the june 13, 2025 dodgers/giants game 😊 junghoo was the leadoff hitter and yamamoto the starting pitcher! junghoo grounded on the second pitch in the 1st, walked in the 3rd, and grounded out again on the first pitch in the 4th.

look at how much they've grown...... and that's their story across 6 years! hopefully yoshi starts again in the july games against the giants so we can see them face off again and junghoo stays just as obsessed!!

about hyeseong and dalton...... they are so sweet together and dalton is so in love with hyeseong it would be pathetic to see if it wasn't so relatable.

they were teammates in the minors for the oklahoma city comets and promoted to the majors within days from each other! hyeseong on may 3 and dalton on may 14.

unfortunately korean fans/media only have eyes for hyehoo (not an exaggeration) so i couldn't find any articles about hyeseong and dalton :/ but it's about all the small moments..... if you see hyeseong in the dugout, chances are he's probably with dalton! (or yoshi but this ain't about him.)

junghoo looking at these photos and going "i waited for three and a half years, white man did it in one week" bc truly what is this...... hyeseong literally has honey dripping from his eyes..... hand on hip placement........

hyeseong just minding his own business and BOOM 68, 17, and 18 come in trying to start a polycule with him. like do you see dalton's big ass grin..... hyeseong out there just trying to cheer on his teammates and dalton is shooting his shot male bird-ing him....

also there's this ofc. truly what is so important that dalton came up from behind to speak directly in hyeseong's ear.

honestly though, i think the appeal of krushing is the sheer amount of physical affection they share. it's really sweet and adorable seeing minor league teammates get called up and live out their dreams together :)

i impart you with more pics of their hugs bc i love them sm.... anyways. dodgers is a team for lovers and if YOU'RE 🫵 not ZESTY 🏳️‍🌈 then GET OUT ‼️

[mercurialsmile]

Still thinking about that one sw/if/tie who told me that they have an audio processing disorder that makes em only able to listen to Ms Climate Criminal and that me talking bad about her music is ableist and I-