#this is less of a headcanon and more of an introduction

[robo-writing]

hi! if your requests are open i hope this isn’t too hard, but i’d like to request cole cassidy/jesse mcree x reader who’s apart of Talon hcs? no pressure! it’s alright if your unable to complete the request ^^

Talon!reader/Cole Cassidy Headcanons!

You two knew each other before Overwatch, before blackwatch, even before deadlock

Thick as thieves, maybe even thicker. Childhood friends, where one went the other was surely around, Cole’s mother used to call you two a dynamic duo

And you were, even when Cole joined deadlock you still stuck by him

When he got arrested you were there to post his bail, only to be met with a group of strangers

Overwatch, they called themselves, and for once, you couldn’t follow him

He became a hero, the face of a resistance, while you were nobody

He left you behind, and for once, you didn’t know what to do

Your parents were long gone, same for Cole, but at the very least you have each other—had each other. It still hurts to say it.

Until months later, you were given an offer to join an organization named Talon

They were impressed with your abilities, and especially with your relationship with Cole

They gave you an offer you couldn’t refuse: join them, and you’d get to see your friend again

The next time you would meet is years after Overwatch disbanded

Ironically enough, in the same place you had met

You almost didn’t recognize him, man that he is now. You were surprised that he recognized you.

(To be honest, it only made his betrayal hurt more)

You know you should’ve killed him, but you didn’t. Neither of you could do it, even after a hard fought fight that ended with each of you staring down the barrel of a gun.

He was the first to lower his weapon, and maybe your heart wasn’t as cold as you’d hoped, because when his voice trembled at the thought of killing you suddenly you became that little girl again

The girl that just wanted her friend back

The moment your hand lowers he knocks the gun from it and holds you close, your tears ruining his shirt

“I’ve missed you darlin’, thought you were gone for good,” he said, smoothing down your hair as you sobbed. “Thought you died, couldn’t find you anywhere, but I knew better. Knew you wouldn’t just lay down and die.”

It would’ve been easier if he hated you for what you’ve done, it would’ve been simpler

But you knew Cole Cassidy better than anyone

Nothing about him was either simple, or easy.

[postcardsfromheapside]

Listen.

I love y'all, but some of you need to understand: the writers are not being shitty. The writing is not bad. The lore is not being ignored.

You're upset because your headcanons are not being followed.

Something Tolkien fans are constantly encouraged to do is "go back to the source material." This sounds basic, but Lord of the Rings alone is a massive book - if someone broke into my apartment, I stand a more than reasonable chance of beating them down with either of my illustrated hardcover copies. By the time you get through reading it, it's easy to forget small details in the main body of the work, much less the introductions and the appendices, and that's BEFORE you try absorbing everything in Lost Tales, or The Silmarillion, etc, etc.

Now imagine you come to Veilguard, and maybe you've been playing Inquistion because it feeds directly into the game. Maybe you played Origins, 2 and Inquisition in a white heat. Great! But those games include a lot of choices, and SO MUCH CODEX material. It's almost impossible to retain all of that knowledge all at once in your head, especially in games where you can miss shades of meaning due to the dialogue choices you make - and I often see people who claim they tend to make the same choices every time.

The reason we Tolkien fans are told to go back to the source material is that it's so easy to slip into assumptions. A great example is: do you actually know what Rangers are? Or do you think of them in D&D terms?

Dragon Age is a story that mimics the unreliability of History, where one characters's perspective and story may not be the same as another's, and neither are necessarily wrong or right - they're simply parts of a whole. And it's wild to watch y'all bend over backwards to defend your headcanons instead of accepting that maybe a character was wrong, or misinformed, or unreliable, or has a limited perspective.

[quarterlifekitty]

first, im a bit new to cod but idk…

thinking about ghost’s spouse visiting him on base or some shit, and everyone else wondering how tf he was emotionally flexible enough to bag a bad bitch 🫶

note: this is just my personal little fantasy world headcanon lol so take it with a grain of salt!

Simon maintains a vaguely human lifestyle by adhering to one very strict rule: rigid compartmentalization. You don’t come up at work, and work doesn’t come up around you. Never the twain shall meet, he thinks. And he’s not exactly a watershed of information when he’s with his mates. And it’s not like anyone is asking “When was the last time you got fucked, Ghost?” and seriously expecting a response.

He tells you about the crew, but not about what he does with them. Killing, espionage, torture– that kind of thing stays off the dinner table.

Let it be known that you do not surprise him at work. You respect his boundaries too much, which is why he’s so fucking serious about you, honestly. He calls, asking if you can run something to him. This is maybe the greatest symbol of trust he can bestow, as a man who has only a fraction of an existence in the eyes of the government: he asks you to bring a document of his. He gives you the instructions on how to find it, and trusts that you won’t look at anything you don’t have to.

You know Johnny lets out a low whistle when he sees you coming up with a manilla folder in your hands.

“Who’s that bloody bombshell, then?”

You spy Simon and jog up to him with a smile. He’s the one who embraces you, short but strong. Cue the nigh audible gasping.

“LT, you absolute dog.”

Simon rolls his eyes as the two of you are crowded in short order. You make polite introductions, but have a previous engagement– you really did only have time to stop by.

Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave.

Everyone is wondering how this could’ve happened. For the record– I think in this scenario, Johnny and Gaz go through a constant string of heartbreaks, and John is kinda married to his job. So in a cruel twist of fate, Simon is actually the only one currently with a partner, much less a spouse.

“How’d you manage to bag a right beauty like that, LT? C’mon, spill it–”

Simon doesn’t mean to diminish your value or anything, but his answer is not going to be satisfying, because he doesn’t find it that difficult to get women. And also, you’re his true love, so you’re perfect for each other and growing close to you was as easy as breathing. But he doesn’t say that.

“S’not that hard. Remember the stuff she says, don’t keep no secrets… dick ‘er down the way she likes.” He doesn’t mean to be crude about it, but from his perspective, is one of the main reasons why you tolerate him. Soap howls at the response.

He’s telling the truth, though! He has a scarily good memory. Remembers every friend you’ve ever told him about, every movie you’ve ever mentioned, every meal he’s cooked for you and how you liked it. He remembers dates, times, and lists with no issue whatsoever.

And he’s never kept anything from you. He tells you how the fuck he’s feeling, and you return the favor, even if it isn’t pleasant. The only thing he doesn’t mention to you are the gorey details of his work.

And you have never had more of a communicative partner, ironically. There were times in the beginning when he didn’t know all of the ins and outs of coaxing pleasure from your body, so he asked you to show him how you like it. And that scary memory is at work yet again– every sensitive spot, every offhand mention of a kink you’ve not yet explored together, every arch of your spine and clench of your cunt. He’s got it down to a science. Could write novels about making love to you specifically.

What I’m trying to say, at the end of the day, is that Ghost bagged a bad bitch by being autistic.

[princeanon]

To anyone who’s finding it really hard to read the Fantasy High webtoon without being upset about the changes made, here’s a headcanon that has helped me accept the changes and I think could really help a lot of you:

(Keep in mind I’ve only read the first three chapters)

In the canon universe, the webtoon is a comic series that the Bad Kids decide to make sometime post-canon to recount their adventures in a fun and somewhat fictionalized way. (Think of it like mythology, changing their stories to become more linear and easier to tell across generations.)

This would explain a lot of the changes made that I’ve seen upsetting people:

D&D (and real life) is great because even though plot is important, it’s just enough to leave a lot of room for a bunch of different main characters to share the spotlight. Comics aren’t (especially webtoon comics that you only read a bit at a time), so even though all of the characters can have their moments, there has to be one character that is focused on more to really drive the plot.

The Bad Kids recognize this, and since they refuse to use a different medium (a movie is a lot of work for six kids; they already have a podcast; longer, non-illustrated books would be bad for Ragh and frankly, not nearly as cool), they all eventually come to a consensus that at least for freshman year, their little angel and licensed PI Riz Gukgak should be the lead, since he can justifiably drive the plot. In real life, it doesn’t make sense to have one lead since none of them knew about the big scheme to begin with, but in retrospect it works.

Of course, Fabian’s not gonna be as charming to start out because he recognizes that he was kind of a jerk for a bit before joining the squad and especially before single-handedly killing toxic masculinity.

Of course, Fig is gonna be the last Bad Kids introduced because that’s how she’d want it to go. It’s so much more badass to be mysterious for a few chapters and then show up in a blaze of glory!!

Of course, Riz is gonna look ever so slightly cooler than he actually was as a freshman, because that’s how he viewed himself and the others don’t have the heart to tell him “no you were actually really awkward and un-cool and you have to look that way for the comic”

Of course, Adaine isn’t going to emphasize her argument with her parents from the first day of school, because why would she? Her parents suck, and the less screen time they get, the less power they have over her life now. Aelwyn too, as much as she loves her sister, she wasn’t really part of the grand scheme, so it wouldn’t make sense to establish her as a villain immediately.

Of course, Gorgug is going to make his introduction of him raging. His difficulty coping with his rage was a really big part of his journey throughout freshman year. His title card is who he really is though, with cool artificer themes, even though he doesn’t know it yet.

And of course, Kristen is gonna wear a corn-themed outfit because that’s a visual representation of how she felt early on the year, and especially how brainwashed she was by the church. You’re telling me Kristen Chilis Applebees isn’t going to look at a comic book version of herself in freshman year, think about all the time she spent justifying Coach Daybreak’s actions and her parents actions and her actions, and how deeply that trauma goes for her and her siblings, and how much her story would mean to someone going through the same thing as her, and say “now dress her up like corn”????

Point is, the webtoon is an adaptation of a pre-existing world in the same way any “non-fiction” media is an adaptation of the real world. Real life isn’t linear, D&D isn’t linear, but written media (especially webtoon comics) are. It’s not gonna be a perfect replica of the original because that doesn’t make for a good comic. If it helps to view the webtoon as an in-canon adaptation of their story written by the Bad Kids, then that’s great! If it doesn’t, and you still can’t enjoy the comic, then don’t read it.

Just don’t take this gift from Dropout away from those of us who love (or want to love) it. And especially don’t hate on the writers, artists, or anyone in Dimension 20 for making minor changes in order to fit the new media.

(It’d be like hating on the Bad Kids for telling their story in a new way.)

[navillee]

Caleb as a sub - an introduction Pt. I

It's gonna be a long one since I'm giving some background context first, bringing some headcanons about the early stages of mc and Caleb relationship (childhood up to teen years). Part II would be the late teens/adult stage of him as a sub because it makes more sense to explain what exactly lead him to be one.

I would like to start this TED Talk saying that Caleb has all the stars and planets aligned to be the pervert he is;

He had to stand up as a protective figure for you at such young age, that this position on your life it's so deeply engraved as his inside his head, to the point Caleb can't visualize anything other than this possiblity. He can't picture losing that spot for another guy, and that's one the reasons why he acts like a loyal guard dog over you;

It started as a duty and due to his own character it developed out of control as an obsession over the years. From protecting you from the mean kids, so you would only want to spend time with him, to the day he had to go out with his friends to a random party he didn't even wanted to go just to avoid totally snapping to the fact you went out on a silly date with a friend back in highschool;

He felt miserable everytime that happen. Everytime you choose another one over him, Caleb promised to himself he would do better, that he would be better for you. So good that you would never choose another person but him to be by your side. He would be the most courageous, gentle, patient, good a cooking and even do your homeworks. You didn't deserve less than the best;

Oh, and how it felt good when you praised him. When you corrected a friend of yours bragging about the fact that Caleb's actually better at (inserts random hability here);

He felt proud to be the only one suited to take care of you;

And those times were the best for him. Caleb still remembers every detail of his childhood days he shared with you. It was only natural for him to get to know everything about you, from your favorite color to all your likes and dislikes. You were near his sight, and he felt at ease knowing that if anything happens to you, he would be able to try everything out until he finds the solution to bring back your smiling face towards safety again;

When you two shared a room and kept talking and giggling until late at night, pretending to be asleep as grandma entered the bedroom to check on both of you. When both of you fell asleep cuddling on a bed that seems so huge, surrounded by plushies and aircraft toys, just for Caleb to wake up earlier to pick up the plushies that had fallen out of bed, tiptoeing towards you again and feeling relieved you survived another rainstorm night because he was there to protect you;

But something flipped when the hormones started to kick in. That's when the obsession over being your favorite changed in a substantial way;

That was the first most confusing time for Caleb. When grandma morphed the dumping room of the house into a new bedroom in no time, and Caleb had a new bed, study desk and even a wardrobe just for him. Shouldn't he feel happy? Grateful, or at least a little excited for having a space exclusive for him?

He's growing up, and that inevitable separation from you is chasing after his powerless self. If you're not within his sight, how Caleb will know whenever you need him to be there for you? He didn't even asked for a new room, so why adults started to complain the older – safer and more cozy – setting of you two sharing a room wasn't ideal?

His perfect sleep schedule was ruined. Caleb couldn't find a way of sleeping the first night without you, nor the other night after that one, nor the night after tomorrow...

What if you kicked the blanket out of the bed and were feeling cold? What if your plushies fell out from the bed frame and you're alone? What if a thunderstorm starts and he's just not there to cover your ears until it goes away?

He tossed and turned on his bed for almost two weeks, until the night it started to rain heavily. Then he couldn't deal with his own agony. He got out of his bed, abandoning that prison of isolation (that's how he called his new bedroom) and slowly turned the doorhandle of his old room;

You were curled up with a plushie near the edge of the bed, crying. His heart sinks, he ran towards you, touching softly your arm as you turned your red puffy face towards him. "Caleb, is that you? You're back!" Tears running down your face as you cupped his face with your hands basically dragging him to get on bed. "Can you stay? I don't like thunderstorms, you know it."

And he absolutely loses it. Caleb isn't moving a single unit of feet outside that bedroom ever again. No, the only thing he can do is bring you closer in a warm hug, while he says he's back to protect you and he's not leaving, never, for nothing in this world.

He build a pillow fortress right after he notices that you calmed down a little, and after a long torturing two week period of (not) sleeping (at all) alone, you two fell asleep on each other's arms again, safe and sound, as it have always supposed to be;

The time passed by. And even if you didn't get that scared out of rains anymore, you two were always together, and if you weren't on Caleb's bedroom, Caleb was for sure at yours. Watching movies, helping you out with your homework. It wasn't enough anymore, no, never enough. Excuses such as "let me cook something for us, pipsqueak." or "let me dry your hair since you don't know how to do it." appeared on his never outdated list of excuses to spend time by your side and do useful things only he could do for you;

He couldn't run away from the eventual separation, but he could trick it, delay it, pretend it didn't existed at all;

Until the day he punched a boy and grandma had to pay a visit to the school's principal. It started when a girl was arguing with you about some topic Caleb didn't had enough time to figure it out. It was when that one of the girl's boy friends tried to touch you, and Caleb saw it. And all you could remember was seeing him jumping after the other boy's face;

After getting scolded by all present adults at the principal's office, Caleb saw himself standing at your bedroom door again. Poor boy was feeling so sad. Would you be mad at him as well? When everything he did was to protect you, would those doors finally getting closed to him to never enter that special place for only the two of you ever again? When he entered the room already mumbling all the excuses he could find, he got speechless when the first thing you did was to cup his face with your hands and ask him if he got injured;

He giggled at you, and the giggle turned into a laugh as he cupped your face back. Of course you wouldn't get mad! You, out of everyone, knew that Caleb only did what he did in order to protect you. He wasn't a juvenile thug or anything but a little boy trying to protect you from mean people. He was so relieved you wasn't mad. He didn't do anything wrong after all, right?

That's why he's back at your room again, softly looking at you like a puppy while you bandage up his bruised hands;

He took that day as an endorsement for that growing-out-of-control overprotection over you. As long as you're by his side and not feeling uncomfortable, he would do anything to protect you and keep being the first person you would look up for help;

That's his role after all, and he feels so good doing it, he can't stop, don't even want to. That's why he neutralizes all threats that comes near you, and that comes near him too;

Even though he's the popular kid and get along with everyone, when it comes to girls that left you out or are clearly acting like pick mes to get his attention, he's immediately blunt with them;

That includes: not landing any piece of clothing to any girl but you. Not a cap, nor hoodies, nothing. Not getting physical contact or engaging in conversations, especially if the topic somehow makes you uncomfortable;

Watch him freak out whenever a girl who's trying to get his attention ask you if you have a crush on some boy/celebrity that Caleb knows;

However, when the situation reverses and we're talking about boys trying to get your attention, he's ruthless;

If there's a competitive guy, that's Caleb for sure. If there's a sports competition at school and his fan girls club is cheering him up during the entire set, he couldn't care less about it. But are your eyes on him? Or did another guy caught your attention? If so, get ready to Caleb's show off party;

He will outdo that guy. It doesn't matter if it's an ally or someone from another team. Caleb's an natural outdoer. He'll win and bring that trophy/medal home just for you to praise him and tell him he did good;

He wants to spend the entire dinner at home with you bragging to grandma how amazing he performed while he carries an small smile and a fuzzy mind too overwhelmed with praises to think on any other thing;

And he'll never let another guy have his moment at the dinner table;

That's when he realizes he wasn't doing for the sake of it. He was doing it because he couldn't get anything more than that. And it frustrated him. Praises at dinner weren't enough anymore, landing you clothes weren't enough anymore. He wanted more, way more he could ask for, and Caleb was afraid of admitting it to himself.

But sometimes it got out of control for everybody to see it. Such as the time he chopped an entire carrot an putted on Zayne's meal when he spent a weekend at grandma's house. When he noticed you got mad he immediately stopped and reluctantly apologized to Zayne. (That doesn't mean he didn't use that "incident" as an twisted joke/provocation towards Zayne for the following years);

Things like chopping carrots happened with a shorter frequency whenever he noticed you weren't spending enough time with him. Tossing bouquet of flowers boys delivered at your door into the trash before you would notice, lying that you're not interested whenever a friend of him asked about you – then shortly after tossing this friendship into the trashcan as well – being dismissive towards girls that confessed to him or even rude;

You didn't notice those things, but he wish you would. He wanted you to catch him throwing unopened love letters away because at least then he would know he should stop doing it, that he would immediately get on his senses and feel guilty about it;

Then he would beg for forgiveness and you would accept him back, just like you did when you got separated rooms. And he would come back to be your sweet well behaved boy from your childhood that did everything only in order to protect you;

But you didn't do it. In fact he could swear he saw a faint smirk on your face when he didn't accept a date invitation from a phonecall, he saw the same lingering pleased smile when he threw off a plushie he received on valentine's day;

And it was driving him insane. He felt guilty about behaving like that, but how could he stop when you're a daily reminder of his disgrace? When you're wandering around the house with pajamas shorts that Caleb hold onto his dear life to try not stare than more than five seconds, or when he has to take a shower after you had showered and all those sweet fragrance products mixed with a faint scent of your sweat started to make his mind wonder to places tried not to but failed;

Oh, poor Caleb. Long years of self discovery, pent up frustration and repression waited for him.

[a-mint-bear]

Cygnus Headcanon Post

🌠Destined Lover from Beyond the Stars🌠

● His face is stiffer that it looks, not a lot of dynamic facial muscles. It makes him less expressive than how human it might appear. The lack of interpersonal interaction his species engages in means they’ve evolved with less need for expressing these kinds of things to each other.

● He had a tail when he was a baby, almost as long as he was. As he got older his scaled armor came in and his tail got smaller until it was covered by the big scales. When he molts, the tail is visible and he finds it embarrassing. As a side effect, he sees creatures with tails as inherently cute as his brain goes “that's a baby”. He wonders if his babies with you will have tails.

● He has trouble recognizing human emotions. So at first, he doesn't know when you're upset or afraid. But he wants to learn. He’s always staring at you, studying everything about you. Your expressions, your body language, the sounds you make. The longer he studies you, it stops being about learning more about you and more about just… watching you. Everything about you just fascinates him.

● Some star systems have treaties with his race that they won’t be included in The Courtship, but they do accept voluntary participants

● He first came to Earth for a completely different reason. At the last port he'd stopped at for refueling, he'd spotted a creature with some similar features to him. The bipedal stance, a similar skull structure, the same flat, soft features in his face. A quick scan and an introduction later, the creature revealed a bit about themself. They said that their sire was of a race from the planet Earth. He'd never heard of it before, or seen a homo sapien, a "human". But the planet and it's people weren't part of any treaties. He could go there without suffering any consequences from the Galactic High Committees. It wasn't a certainty, but he had this urge to find out where his genes may have come from.

● He knew the moment he saw you that you were his mate. Everything about you appealed to him in a way no other creature ever had. Your scent captivated him, when he caught it for the first time, it felt like his insides were on fire. He hunted that wonderful scent for days., always just missing it He felt this pull in his chest, like his body wouldn't stop until he found the source. He didn't know at the time what was compelling him, but when you came into view, everything suddenly made perfect sense.

● It was you. You looked very much like every other human he'd passed while chasing that feeling, with a few notable features and flaws. But everything he saw made him feel something. Something new. It felt physically painful to look away from you for the first few nightfalls. Then, even though it calmed a bit, he trailed after you like everything depended on having you near.

● Before he took his Starlight aboard his ship, he needed to observe them to know how best to take care of them. He scanned their environment to check what their atmosphere was like to recreate it on their ship. He took note of what proteins and vegetation they could and could not consume. He noted their sleeping habits using his cloaking technology, standing mere steps from their bed as they slept. And through all of it, he had to see them interacting with other humans in their day-to-day life. He hated it. Every day, he could feel something inside him changing.

● When he incapacitated you to begin The Courtship, he held you in his arms for the longest time. He watched you breathe, putting his face in the crook of your neck. He had never felt this... this sense of safety, security... this overwhelming sense of possessiveness. You were his, and if anyone tried to take you from him... he could feel the back of his neck grow hot with an overwhelming rage.

● His senses:

-Hearing: Big ol’ ears let him hear everything. Very sensitive and can pick up frequencies human ears can’t. Can hear your heartbeat but doesn't know enough about human physiology to use that info for anything. - Taste & Smell: You’re surprised the first time you see his tongue, it’s bright blue, long and nearly prehensile. He can taste the air with it like a lizard, but has less taste buds than a human. He can’t taste spice but he loves human sweets and baking. His sense of smell is pretty good. He has scent glands on his cheeks like a cat and can identify different people by their scent. He loves to rub his face to yours to make you smell like him, marking you as his. -Touch: Less developed than a human. The bio-armor he sports protects him but also makes him less likely to notice any light touch below his neck. But it also means he can take a beating. Much more sensitive when he’s molted and touch overstimulates him. -Sight: Big ol’ peepers. He can see in the dark and has better vision than a human but not super powerful or anything. It's hard to tell where he is looking sometimes because he doesn't have visible pupils, and it unsettles you sometimes that he doesn't seem to blink. In reality, he has transparent eyelids that blink so fast you don't notice them, like a lizard.

● He knows how his people are supposed to carry out The Courtship (the part where the babies are made), but he can't help but be fascinated with the way humans do it. He wants to hold you close. He wants to feel your oddly soft skin against him. He wants to see you vulnerable and open yourself completely to him. Genetically he knows the two of you are compatible but he… doesn't want to follow through with The Courtship unless you want him. The way he wants you.

● His people don't have a home world anymore, they are nomadic and travel the stars isolated from even each other. There are some stories about the home world they once had, eons ago, but a lot of them don't believe it ever existed.

● From his time on Earth, he had seen how humans structured their clans, their families. His people don't usually care for their young for long after they are old enough to feed themselves. It was just their way, it made them seek out their own way to live out among the stars. And this made them more likely to branch out their own genetic material farther away from where their sires had originated. But some humans raised their young for much longer than that, well past reaching maturity. And then some even kept in contact with their progenitor or progenitors well past creating their own families.

● He wondered if you would want to care for the young that came from the two of you, or if you would look upon them as frightful creatures. They wouldn't look completely human, and he had seen humans throw away their young for fewer differences. He knew you had a kindness, a warmth to you... but you were still wary of him. He had never thought of how he would see his offspring, but they would be a part of you... When he thought of them, and you, your own family... He caught himself purring, from time to time.

[soundop-central]

the megasoundopstarshock polycule exists for a reason

I need to know everything you HC with them stat

ive made two posts about them!! the initial introduction and the cuddle puddle

General Headcanons

The Soundwave Chaos Polycule (also known as the Soundwave Harem) exists less to explore Soundwave's relationships with each member, and more to explore the dynamics that each of the members have with each other

I think its very funny to make it that Soundwave is aware of literally everything that goes on between his partners (spymaster goes brrrr). He's like a scientist watching his ant colony interact. He's watching the bacteria grow in a petri dish. He's a wildlife conservationist studying a pack of wolves.

I cannot stress how much Shockwave hates Optimus and how much Optimus just wants to be his friend. Optimus will find him outside of work (he knows better than to disturb him in their home lab), sit next to him, and start yapping. OP yaps about anything and everything, usually about whatever archivist project he's working on. Shockwave could not be less interested. Sometimes, OP will start a friendly debate with Shockwave because that's the only way he can get him to conversate. Shockwave immediately tries to shut him down, but it never really works. They are in an eternal struggle.

Optimus is super monogamous. He supports Soundwave whole heartedly and is secure in their relationship. Still, he can't help but get a little jealous when Soundwave chooses to spend the night in someone else's berth when its his turn to have the 'Wave. It doesn't happen often, but sometimes Soundwave has a rough day and needs to sleep next to his fellow weird cryptid scientist. The next morning, Soundwave always makes it up to OP though through gestures like bringing him extra energon, giving him the Cybertronian equivalent of a massage, or with a morning frag. It's really up to Optimus as to what he gets. Soundwave is more than happy to do whatever he wants him to. What matters is that Optimus feels reassured, which he always does.

Megatron and Shockwave are very good...uh. its complicated? They honestly don't know either. Both of them are too weird about feelings to be able to put a label on their relationship. But they enjoy each other's company in all contexts. The tenderness that Megatron is capable of is not saved for Soundwave only. He often shares it with Shockwave; gentle touches, soft spoken praise, showing a genuine interest in his work. Shockwave, likewise, will give to Megatron in his own way. He occasionally will invite him into his lab for "intellectually stimulating exercises" in which really he just enlists Megatron to be his lab assistant for the day. He teaches Megatron about science and engineering, and Megatron high key loves it. He loves that Shockwave recognizes his intellect beyond his military prowess and poetic craftsmanship.

Starscream, on the other hand, has a strained relationship with both of them. Because it's Starscream. Starscream, quite frankly, thinks its funny to annoy them at this point. He will pull pranks on Shockwave, like breaking into his lab at night and moving everything slightly to the right, or hiding an inconspicuous tool. Shockwave doesn't even know about the latter until he actually needs the instrument, and then all hell breaks loose. Starscream will walk in a couple hours later, ask what's wrong, pretend to look for about ten minutes before magically finding whatever it Shockwave is looking for. Shockwave suspects him HEAVILY, but never has enough empirical data to accuse him.

Star is a little seductress too, so when he's feeling especially spicy, he will try to egg Shockwave on in all the right ways. They've spent so long doing this dance that Starscream knows exactly the right buttons and when to push them to get Shockwave in his berth. Though, usually, it's Starscream sitting on a lab table with Shockwave between his legs.

Star and Shockwave are also lab "partners". I use that term very loosely. It's more that they have separate labs that are adjoined by a small hallway and they occasionally run into each other. Sometimes they collaborate on projects. Star proves to actually be quite skilled at being professional, something that surprises Shockwave. 

Starscream and Megatron are...they sure are!! They still fight like cats and dogs, but there is a sexual tension there now (as if it wasn't always there). Starscream doesn't really prank Megatron like he does Shockwave. But, he also doesn't try to kill him anymore which is a megastar W. Soundwave insisted that they go to therapy before they were allowed to move in, and after a few years (human years, i like to think human years are like months to Cybertronians) they managed to work out the Major Issues between them. Still, there is no fixing their clash of personalities.

Still, Starscream and Megatron are charming, and a lot of times their fights look like a battle of wits. Whoever loses gets to top. I cannot stress this enough: they solve their problems by fucking.

Still, there are strangely sweet moments between them too. It feels wrong for everyone involved, but it happens.

Starscream and Optimus are BESTIES. They love going out on the town and doing things together. They'll grab brunch and go shopping. They'll go to the library. They'll go to parks and people watch. They do literally everything together. Optimus is a secret gossip, and Starscream LOVES tea, so during their brunches Optimus talks about office drama and Starscream punctuates with gasps and "oh no she didn't!"s accordingly.

I honestly dont have a lot of thoughts about the megop angle (im not a megop shipper), but i think its really funny if Megatron pined after Optimus and optimus acts oblivious. he knows that Megs is pining. He does not care. He has all he needs with Soundwave.

TL;DR theyre all gay, your honor

[lotusarchon]

nezha is a child in the show isn't he? why are you shipping yourself with a minor and writing romance with him?that's so creepy,,,, how are you talking about dynamicsimp when you're doing worst 🤮

Found this cute Nezha fanart anyways

I knew I had to deal with one of y'all eventually but I didn't think it'd be this soon. Damn, at least let me hit 100 followers first 😞

Anyways uh. Nezha's first introduction in season 3 came out in like, what, 2022? I'm assuming it is, because I started LMK in March of 2023, before s4 was released and already found the show up till s3 by then. S5 just released this year, of which we've seen a weird increase of Nezha screentime of which I'm not complaining.

Point blank. The Nezha age controversies are getting old and boring. New fans and old fans need to chill out with those issue about the age business.

1) It's confirmed the Lego Monkie Kid version of the deity known as Nezha is an adult.

2) This is a god of an Eastern religion who is still very much worshipped to our modern day. If you did your research, you should be able to take note that Nezha isn't only seen as a child god, but even portrayed as someone older. I'm not a Daoist nor Chinese, so I advise you check this blog ( @/ruibaozha ) for more information on the subject matter.

3) As is the case with modern media and adaptations, different shows will portray religious figures according to what works for their plot. In the movie Nezha 2019 (forgot the title whoops), Nezha is portrayed as a child, as we are seeing a comedic but angsty interpretation of his origins. In the Legend Of Hei, we see him portrayed as a child, assuming for comedic purposes and to bond with the MC Hei.

3.2) If LMK wanted to portray Nezha as a child like his appearances in Journey To The West, and the Fengshen Yanyi (?), you must understand then his design and personality would've been portrayed more childish or at the very least a mixture of mature and childish. We can see this by comparing LMK Nezha and TLOH Nezha = both are stern but where one acts, looks and often shows childish traits, the other acts like an exhausted 25 year old who needs therapy. LMK HAS made children in the past, as we've seen with the Lady Bone Demon's Host and in season 1 a few kids here and there as background characters. If the show wanted Nezha to be a child, I'm certain they would've given him a similar model.

4) If in the instance that, let's say, the god known as Nezha was a child, and LMK Nezha is an adult, you SHOULD separate fiction from religion. Do keep in mind that Sun Wukong is still very much worshipped, however, I have seen fans, in and outside of LMK, who have written heavy NSFW and simped for him. A god is not the same as a fictional character, because by that logic we shouldn't be simping much less writing NSFW of Wukong either, given his story in JTTW where he becomes a Buddha.

5) I do not like proshipping much like any sane person. I also HATE aging up minors in fiction just for something like self shipping or to write nsfw. I have been in fandoms before this one: Jujutsu Kaisen, Tokyo Revengers, and My Hero Academia specifically, and it makes me uncomfortable seeing porn written of actual minors with excuse of them being aged up. I'm not so hypocritical I'd dare to want to do the same, not when I'm uncomfortable with anyone else doing it. If LMK Nezha was a minor, and there were sources to even prove as well within the series he's a child, then obviously, I would NOT be shipping myself with him, much less write romantic/nsfw content with him. I'm an adult, and I don't feel comfortable with minors in general, so why would I want to write romantic content about a FICTIONAL minor??

If you can find any source that proves me wrong, I'd like for you to do so. But until then, you, and everyone else who still wants to entertain Nezha's age; please stop.

I get it. Some of you like to headcanon him as a child so as such, seeing content with him as romantic or nsfw is uncomfortable. I understand, I do; I headcanon Mei as an aroace lesbian so sometimes it's uncomfortable finding any kind of content with her being paired with others. I do understand where you're coming from with your discomfort.

But I feel like, considering season 5 and hopefully if there's a season 6, the whole thing is just dust now. S3 must've been released in 2022, so it's been nearly two years since Nezha's appearance in the show. People headcanon he's a child, and people prefer to like the confirmation he's an adult. We get it, that's what fandoms are, different views etc.

But calling people proshippers or creepy or pedophiles for not adhering to YOUR headcanons is not only fucking stupid, it's just hilarious and way too old, AND just...boring. Especially considering I feel uncomfortable around minors and hate proshipping with a passion. There's genuinely nothing wrong with liking a headcanon, but if someone likes something that isn't problematic and doesn't adhere to your preference, I think you need to breathe a bit.

I was saving this off for last however, you hit the nail on the coffin with this. There is a literal document talking about the disgusting actions of DynamicSimp. If you still choose to like them that's fine, but forgive me for pointing out how hypocritical it is for you to bring up the person who purposely shared porn with minors to someone who avoids minors like they're the rat plague of the Middle Ages. 🤔

"you talk about DynamicSimp but you're doing worst"

Do you mean writing porn for a character who is confirmed to be an adult? Do you mean ensuring that my 18+ blog isn't found by minors and if it is I'll block them? Do you mean supporting someone who's harassed others about Nezha's age?? Do you mean being an absolute creep around children?? Do you mean breaking the boundaries where people have clearly expressed discomfort? Do you mean romanticizing abuse amongst other things for an au clearly being consumed by minors with no regards or wellbeings?

I wonder who's the worst. Me, the adult who only recently turned 18 and has limited his interaction with minors outside of family members, or the however old they are person who has a literal document and their victims speaking up about their actions, and who to my current knowledge has not spoken up about this and is still posting and carrying on without a care in the world?

Well zoinks Scoob, guess we're not making outta this one alive 😟

Edit: .....*disappointed sighs* I think some people really oughta chill out in my comments. Anon, I blame this on you 😭 why did you bring this here holy fucking shit dawg.

Alright. Alright uh.

Okay, so while I do appreciate being told the reasons as to WHY Nezha was "aged up", because a writer wanted to justify shipping Wukong and Nezha...I feel like the entire, "ah, but this says, and that says here-" about Nezha's age is just ridiculous at this point.

Yes, I understand, this is justifiably weird.

However.

Has anyone else refuted Nezha's age?? And I mean the canon show writers? Has anyone working on Lego Monkie Kid made a statement saying: "This person is disgusting, LMK Nezha is a child." Because, respectfully, unless canon sources provide information on it, I'm not going off based on the fandom opinions.

I'm not happy I have to edit this post to add this, much less try to explain anything, but, oh well.

1) "Ali, you're just trying to justify yourself and keep writing for a child." Listen. I've been groomed and dealt with fucking weirdos my entire life. Trust me when I say whenever I hear about proshipping it SICKENS me to the core. I HATE proshipping. I don't care what the excuse is, proshipping is disgusting.

I'm not mentioning the interesting fellows in my comments because it's pointless and honestly to make drama over this is stupid. But I was given some context to understand where they're coming from, and I do in fact appreciate it. Justifiably I don't blame them for their annoyance/disgust towards the writer Sarah (?).

What I will say though; typically in a situation like this, I'm certain someone in the team would've made a statement about this to explain that the writer is wrong. I'd assume at least one writer, someone OFFICIALLY on the team would've denied this proclamation of Nezha being an adult. I have not seen ANYTHING that says the show denies Nezha being an adult.

2) My friend, who was also in the comments (hi), is a native Chinese and a Buddhist for six years. I also have another friend who I'm not mentioning but ALSO is Chinese and WORSHIPS Nezha. They have more knowledge than someone like me does have on this matter, and I find it really odd how people immediately cite wiki and website sources to say, "Nezha is an eternal child!", and, "No where else says Nezha is an adult."

As I've said. If there are sources including the staff from Lego Monkie Kid that claims Nezha is a child, then I am more than willing to delete any content I've made with him. Full honesty, I have no intention of keeping any content with canon, confirmed minors on my blog.

But not only have I found anything that says the official story writers deny Nezha's an adult, but my friends, who are again, both Daoist and native Chinese, are aware that he ISN'T an eternal child.

If you are Daoist and/or worship Nezha, then by all means you can tell me that what I'm doing is wrong and correct me about Nezha's age. I'm willing to listen. If you also find information where the writers claim Saraha is wrong for her statement, provide it. I'm a person that likes reasoning, and I'm willing to see reason.

3) "Ali, you're not gonna see reason you're just trying to defend yourself again-"

Okay, backstory time: last year when I joined LMK, when I myself was a minor, I thought it was okay to write nsfw content for the character who was Lady Bone Demon's Host. My friends at the time did not tell me what I was doing was bad, so of course I kept it up, until someone pointed out that Bai He (fan name) is actually a minor in the show and was also confirmed by the show's producers. I felt so disgusted about it I deleted all my posts made on my old AO3 about her (which is faeriicrafts and still up surprisingly) and offered a sincere apology to the fandom about writing nsfw content for her. I changed and learned, and now I feel grossly uncomfortable seeing anyone writing nsfw for her despite the canon confirmations.

Justifiably, if more information about Nezha is released within Lego Monkie Kid, of which it's confirmed he's a child, I am more than eager to delete everything I've written about him, and even apologize again for writing nsfw with a minor.

To be honest, I just feel uncomfortable with the comments who are denying actual Daoists for the sake of; "I've done my research, no other sources has said Nezha is an adult, you're lying about worshipping him!!"

It's uncomfortable and really off-putting how you can tell someone that about their religion. Yes, this is for you specifically, that one commenter who jumped in and on my friend. Even if she has long since stopped worshipping Nezha, she very much did once. And I've gone to actual Daoists to ask more information about Nezha and the religion in general, who has in fact confirmed Nezha isn't just a child. I get that this is the internet, people can lie about anything. But it's still uncomfortable, solely because had anyone else claimed they're Daoist or ex Daoist and agreed with your opinion, you wouldn't have said that.

I'll reopen my comments within a few minutes, but don't be a disrespectful cunt. And can you maybe not deny someone about their religion? Even if you don't believe them, that's genuinely not an excuse. Because I know damn well, had she agreed with your statement, you wouldn't have pulled that.

Gods. I can't say I'm not surprised, but I'm just impressed about the lengths people will go for something.

Anyways, I've said my piece. If official show writers (because my Daoist friends have already told me what I needed to know) claim Nezha is a child, I'll delete my stuff with him. If not, then I'm not stopping posting Nezha content.

Toodles.

[frostfloweragainlol-alias-juno]

Some lil headcanon stuff for Torque lmao (ft team prime)

↳ Optimus and Ratchet are conjunxs, tho initially just Bumblebee and Torque knew as they are really private about it. They are really private about Bumblebee and Torque being their sparklings too (a bit more difficult with Torque since she really looks like Ratchet but they played it off as a coincidence. Somehow it worked for a while) The main reason for their secrecy is because they fear the decepticons will take advantage of both these informations. Team Prime eventually figured it out tho.

(how sparklings work in my au [completely Sfw and asexual])

↳ Her Alt mode is an ambulance. Sometimes she uses her holoform as well

(This is Torque’s holoform + Ratchet’s)

↳ Torque really likes human music, any kind. Her first introduction to it happened when she got stranded alone for years before she got reunited with the team. The only signal she could pick up was a radio station’s one and to help take her mind off everything and combat the solitude she started listening to it while she scavanged for supplies or tried to find a way to contact other autobots. She picked up the habit of quietly humming along to whatever song there was, and it continued even when she arrived at the base.

She sometimes hums along when Miko happens to play her guitar at base too.

↳ Torque and Bumblebee sometimes switch places with Ratchet when they have patrol with Optimus so him and Ratchet can spend a bit of time together without interruptions. They are aware their creators are busy and often don’t have the time to do much of anything together so thats their way to help them get a bit of that time off and they offer to take on a few task to convince them to take the day off (for example Torque offers to take on Ratchet’s tasks and Bumblebee to take on an extra patrols)

↳ Most of she’s pretty friendly and cheerful but she can be very blunt at times and takes after Ratchet in some aspects.

↳ She goes along well with the team, tho she didn’t at first with Smokescreen. Being a medic like Ratchet (even tho in training she still goes to help fix and weld together injuries of the team as she is literally one of the two medics left) she saw her fair share of horrors in the battlefield and she genuinely got annoyed every time he talked about how cool it was fighting and stuff because she saw it from a medic standpoint: just a senseless spilling of energon. She eventually warmed up to him however and they became friends

She didn’t go super along with Ultra Magnus at first either

Referring to at the beginning of ep 9 season 3, the tone in which he spoke to the team kinda pissed her off, that’s when she threw a quick “you did not just use that tone” glare at him. She knows he meant well but she really didn’t like how he said all that. It felt low-key disrespectful to her

↳ Torque doesn’t fully believe decepticons can change but she doesn’t discard the possibility. Except for Megatron. She despises the guy for what he did to her brother and if she could punch him in his faceplate she would.

↳ She rarely argues with her creators, even less so with her brother

The only time she argued with Optimus it was when he decided to stay behind when the base was blown up and she argued with Ratchet when he tested the Synth-En on himself

She argued with Bumblebee when he went on patrol when he didn’t have his t-cog and put himself in danger

In all 3 occasions, she was more worried than mad

↳ Torque goes along pretty alright with Jack and Miko tho she does find Miko’s tendency to jump into the groundbridge worrying.

She goes along really well with Raf and she’s happy to answer any questions he has about Cybertron when Ratchet is too busy and Bumblebee is on patrols

She goes along enough with Fowler and June, sometimes she asks June how human medicine works

↳ Her mask and visor originally had a medical function, they were to deal with contagious viruses (such as cybonic plague), but she uses them more when fighting.

(Tw, light mentions of tortur€)

↳ Torque can’t feel pain. When she was taken by decepticons back on Cybertron, before she managed to escape with the escape pod she was tortured for information so badly that her pain sensors got damaged severely.

Because of that she can’t feel if she is critically injured in a fight and continues on until she just drops and doesn’t feel the discomfort of needing to refuel so she most of the times forgets and often runs low on energon.

Optimus is very careful in sending her in missions because of these reasons and Ratchet is trying to fix the damage but so far was unable too.

The team took first notice of this, or at least Optimus and Ratchet did, in the aftermath of the scraplet incident (she went with Arcee and Optimus in the artic but when she was back she didn’t appear to be suffering like Arcee or Optimus even being in the same condition)

+ bonus doodle of Torque being very pissed off

[forsaken-headcanons]

Ok so I've been thinking some more about system c00lkidd and I decided Ima ➕r⚧ elaborating on i now :3

(also m⚧ keyboard is broken rn so I'm either relying on autocorrect or replacing ➕he le➕➕ers I can'➕ ➕⚧pe with emojis ➕ha➕look kinda similar) (pls bare with me I am suffering ;-;)

Ok so first off, ➕he system is named ➕eam c00lkidd.

Here's all of ➕he 'members';

-c00lkidd (10 y/o) (he/him)

ofc, c00lkidd's ➕he hos➕ of ➕he system, he needs no introductions. He's very silly :3

-p00lkidd (21 y/o) (he/him)

p00lkidd is basically c00lkidd's idea of what an adult is supposed to be like. He's sl⚧, laid back, and really good a➕ pool. He was supposed to be ➕he paren➕al figure of ➕he s⚧s➕em originally, bu➕ ➕hen Mafioso came in and basically s➕ole his job, so now he's more like ➕he cool uncle of he s⚧s➕em.

-sch00lkidd (10 y/o) (he/➕hey)

sch00lkidd's ➕he alter whose probably ➕he most similar ➕o c00lkidd, sharing ➕he same age. sch00lkidd's much more cautious, though, and prefers ➕o jus➕ si➕ b⚧ ➕hemself and read rather ➕han 'pla⚧' in an⚧ rounds. (he also ge➕s bullied b⚧ Zombie King sadly) (⚧es ➕ha➕ is canon)

-Cupcakes (15 y/o) (she/her)

Cupcakes fronts whenever c00lkidd s➕ar➕s ➕o realize ➕ha➕ he's actually killing people during rounds. She's full aware of he fac ha she's killing people, she jus➕ doesn'➕ care, she's completely numb ➕o i➕. In her free time, Cupcakes like baking and sewing (so what if she prefers using the flesh and organs of robloxians in her baking and sewing? Le➕ her have fun dammit >:P)

-Mafioso (39 y/o) (he/him)

Mafioso in ➕eam c00lkidd is heavily based off of he actual Mafioso in Forsaken, however here are a few differences. he Mafioso in ➕eam c00lkidd doesn'➕ have an⚧ helpers like ➕he real Mafioso does, and also ➕he one in ➕eam c00lkidd is just a li➕➕le less prone to violence ➕han ➕he real Mafioso (emphasis on "just a li➕➕le"). Mafioso fronts whenever ➕eam c00lkidd feels threatened, and is pre➕➕⚧ much ➕he paren➕ of ➕he s⚧s➕em.

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➕ha➕'s about i➕ I ➕hink. ➕hank ⚧ou for baring with me and m⚧ broken ahh keyboard for ➕his one, hopefully i wasn'➕ ➕oo hard ➕o read 😔

-🐸🌵 anon

(wh⚧ am I even s➕ill going under ➕his alias? ⚧'all know who I am now) (oh well whatever)

c00lkidd system headcanons.., ough peak. rare p00lkidd and sch00lkidd mention too woag ! do you think the weirdly strict skin would be in too? not really as one who fronts, in a literal way– mf spawns in as the annoying voice when sch00lkidd fronts if that makes sense (yes we're projecting the c00lkidd in ours he has a tendency to not shut up /aff)

[pilotingdreammsss]

Holy shoot! It's been a bit! I didn't know your asks were open again! How are you doing? I have a request but let me address something first.

I saw the post about you getting burnt out by Ancient Cookies being caregivers for a regressor reader. Because of that, and because I'm not sure if you've recovered from the burnout, I will be holding my original request away until you say that you're good to go. Please take care of yourself!

Anyway, onto my request!

Since I believe you want a break from the Ancient's,

how about a Yandere Caregiver Eternal Suger Cookie with a regressor reader that's very shy and usually tries to resist regressing in front of anyone?

Say like, Reader is trying hard to not regress and Eternal Suger Cookie notices. Eternal Suger Cookie then tries to make Reader regress sometimes. Reader is resisting regressing more and more until Eternal Sugar Cookie realises that Reader is super shy. After finding that out, Eternal Suger Cookie allows Reader to hide and regress on their own before slowly introducing herself to Reader's regressed side. Like, allowing her presence to be known but not intruding on the area that Reader considers to be the safest in Eternal Suger Cookie's garden, but then slowly becomes Reader's caregiver over time.

I think I've officially said Eternal Suger Cookie too many times now, so I'ma stop my request there.

(Name count for the cookie: 7- oof)

If you want me to request a different cookie in my next request, I'm thinking about doing a full Almond request or maybe a headcanon Mint Chocolate request. But idk yet.

Remember, you don't have to do this request if you don't want to!

Again, I'm holding my original request hostage until you say that you've recovered from that burnout!/silly

But anyway, I hope you have an amazing day or night! Or morning or evening. I don't know your time zone.

See you in either my next request or whenever you answer this!

-❄💗🖋

Hallo again! Your other request is still in the making because I'm starting to see Dark Cacao Cookie in my dreams atp /lh, but I'll take a chance at this one!

Eternal Sugar Cookie x Shy!Regressor reader

Headcanons / Short drabble - not a full oneshot!

ღ - There's no actual way to 'hide' your regression in her garden at all - Eternal Sugar Cookie has eyes all over the garden. You can repress it, sure, but she will certainly find out eventually. Despite this, it is for your happiness, and her behavior adjusts accordingly. You're shy, that much she's aware of, so she retains a distance and observes silently. Creepy? Sure. But she's convinced herself that it's for the best. Other cookies would not tolerate your regression as she would.

ღ - Her introduction is quiet. You barely notice her intrude on your quiet times of child-like bliss. At first, you're immediately back to being yourself, though over time, she situates herself into your regression. The quiet string of her lyre, her sweet sugary scent, becomes part of your littlespace. The grove you retreat into to regress becomes your own little cave. Little blinking lights, beanbags, gear for your hobbies... all lovingly provided by her. Happiness of the cookies living in the garden is her utmost priority, though her actions become more fixated on your happiness above everything. She's never quite had a little to take care of, she's determined to keep you as content as possible.

ღ - So you're her first. She greatly enjoys taking you into the clouds, touring the garden at leisurely pace until you fall asleep. If it's not up to your fancy, she'll install a crib with a mobile to lull you to sleep. Sometimes, she sticks around to hum nursery rhymes whilst you twirl her curls between your hands. She usually hates being touched, but she'll make exceptions for you.

ღ - She keeps her less savory actions away from sight, much like Dark Cacao Cookie, though it's not because she thinks it'll scare you. She wants to remain a sweet, motherly presence in your life forever. She wants to be viewed as ideally as possible so you don't even consider leaving her garden, much more her. It's selfish that she knows, but her happiness is important too, Is it not? Her adorable little is all she has in this wretched world. Ideally, you'll never find this part of her.

ღ - Petnames are frequent - though she often defaults to 'sugarcube', 'sweetie', or 'darling'. She herself likes being adressed as 'mama' or other variants of the word. She established herself as the 'mother' of this garden long ago, and she'll establish herself as your mother too.

ღ - Though if you do try to leave the garden, things begin to get a little messy. She'd never quite felt deeply wounded before. She was upset when other cookies left the garden, sure, but it's something else if you try to leave. A deep, emotional hurt, one she'd last felt before she fell into sloth. It understandably infuriates her, but she retains a facade of lighthearted playfulness. She'll lovingly lead you back to the garden when you're less aware, cooing softly, something about how you belonged there. Cookies who dare intervene are 'dealt with' later. She hopes that you won't find the crumbs on her robes or the jam outside the garden.

ღ - Her love when you regress is gentle, patient... until someone intrudes. If someone dares to make you upset, to insult your regression is high treason. Her garden is meant to serve everyone, but outside it, it's freegame. The cookie(s) are promptly led away, leaving only a lingering sweet scent. The cake monsters will shortly tear them to shreds. Nothing remains, hopefully. If she's feeling merciful, she'll maybe chase them away. What happens next is not her responsibility.

·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙　✩　*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙

"Little Sugarcube? Are you in here?"

Her voice echoes through the small grove, instinctively pulling your eyes from observing the lights strung on your wall. You look for her, watching as her form appears from behind a wall. Her gaze is soft as she floats towards you, gently cupping your face. You coo in response, eyes soft. Her hands wander to your hair, running through the icing.

Your eyes remain barely open, half-lidded and sleepy. She takes immediate notice.

"Ohh darling, do you want to go to bed? Mama'll take you to bed. Come on..."

Her hands meet behind your back, pulling you upwards so you're pushed against her body. She minds the extra weight very little as she slowly lowers you into your bed. The fairy lights suspended above it slowly dim, become a warm orange... the atmosphere becomes slow and sleepy... the mobile above your bed lights up into your favorite colors and begins to make leisurely spins.

It's hard not to grow drowsy as Eternal Sugar Cookie begins to string her lyre in slow winding notes, humming along. You recognise vaguely that she's humming a nursery rhyme. Darkness begins to seep into your vision as her humming slows. Her hand reaches to tuck a stray hair strand away from your face.

"Do you need anything, sweetie?"

You shake your head, nesting further into the covers. She laughs lovingly, pulling her hand away as her wings nestle behind her.

"... Goodnight, darling."

"Goodnight, Mama!"

[spoiled-oatmeal]

Modern! Mhin Headcanons

Hiya! I keep imagining Modern College Mhin, so I decided I’d write some headcanons with a small fic in the middle. I just got done with all of my finals, so I figured I’d try to keep writing for Mhin. If I were better at writing, I would try to write for the other characters, but Mhin’s the only one that keeps infiltrating my brain. Maybe in the future I’ll be brave and try, but for now, I will continue to feed the Mhin fans. Enjoy!

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Since we don’t know how old Mhin is in the game right now, I'm saying that they give off the vibes of a tired master’s student.

I think they would most likely be a biomedical science major or something similar.

They got in shape throughout their undergraduate degree, they picked up odd jobs to pay for their tuition, and the jobs would occasionally end with someone getting upset at them, so they have experience with fighting.

 They decided to continue working out even after they got a better job as a teacher's assistant on campus, because it gave them something to do besides study, go to class, and work.

I haven’t decided if it makes more sense for them to be a TA for Kuras or just a random professor.

Mhin took the time to figure out both when they have free time and when the gym is the least busy to avoid running into people.

They wouldn’t be a part of many clubs in college, preferring to just get home quickly after class, but they would join an astrology club that only meets occasionally for various space phenomena.

The club would only have a few people in it, and they would just provide refreshments while the club's academic sponsor describes the different phenomena.

Since they’ve never really gotten close to many people in the club, Mhin decided to take MC to one of the meetings to keep Mhin company.

Okay, but like imagine there’s a meteor shower that's visible on campus and Mhin decides to invite you on a date and they bring like a cute blanket with a cat pattern on it and make like small little snacks and warm drinks 🤭.

Mhin’s first meeting with you is similar to their canon introduction, by saving you ♥️… with less killing.

Mhin just got done with a long study session, eager to get home and try to steal some sleep before their morning classes. They live close to campus, so they quickly pack up their computer and study guides and prepare for the walk home. Just as they leave the campus library, they hear a commotion in an alleyway in the direction of their home. They decide to keep their head down and walk past without getting involved, that is, until they hear a cry for help while walking past, and they make eye contact with you. You’re being cornered by two drunk-looking college students, trying to excuse yourself and build some distance. Your yelling for help resulted in them getting more insistent and aggressive. Mhin takes a deep breath and, despite wanting to avoid getting involved, they know they couldn’t sleep well knowing they left someone in that situation.

“Hey, leave them alone,” Mhin yells into the alley.

“What’d you care?” the guy furthest from you replies, “We’re their friends, just makin’ sure they get home safe.”

The look in your eyes told Mhin that that was nowhere near the truth. It had been a while since they had a reason to fight, but they figured a gentle breeze would knock these drunk guys over, so Mhin started to approach. The fight… wasn’t a fight at all, one shove and a punch was all it took. Mhin expected you to run off the moment there was an opening, and they’d never have to talk to you. Imagine their surprise when they turn around, dusting themself off, and see you gaping at them.

“Shouldn’t you know better than to walk alone at night?” Mhin chastises, “You won’t always be lucky enough to have a stranger walking by.”

“I stayed around to thank you, but if all you’re going to do is yell at me, then I’ll just leave.” You turn around with a huff, voice dripping in sarcasm, “Thank you again, my knight in shining armor.”

“Wait!” Mhin grabs your wrist before you can get far, “Just wait, this part of town is dangerous in the daytime, worst at night…” They flush, averting their gaze, “If you're going in the same direction, I can walk you at least part of the way to your home.”

You agree and start walking in silence, every once in a while stealing a few glances at them. Their platinum white hair and the silver accents on their navy hoodie catch the moonlight and make them look almost sparkling. They looked annoyed and bored, and it seemed like the last thing they wanted to do was make small talk, but you refused to have them save you and walk you home without learning anything about them.

“My name’s _____.”

“Mhin.”

Great. This is a very good conversation, and Mhin is a great conversation partner.

“Are you a college student?”

 “Yeah.”

It feels almost cruel that they would save you from that situation just to try and kill you with this horrible conversation.

“What do you study?”

 “Biomedical science…” There are several moments of silence and they glance at you and sigh, “What’s your major?”

“Oh my god, thank you so much for asking!” you respond filled with sarcasm, and you see them roll their eyes, “I’m a ___ major.”

“Well, this is my place,” you say, stopping at your front door. You turn around and see Mhin tearing off a piece of scrap paper from one of their notebooks in their bookbag and scribbling something down. 

“If you insist on putting yourself in danger, then here,” they hand you the paper with a number written down, “It’s my number, I stay late on campus pretty often, and I only live a block away from here, send me a text and I can walk you home.”

“Thank you, and again thank you for helping me, I couldn’t have wished for a better knight to be walking by,” you say, slipping the paper into your pocket.

“Whatever, I just happened to be there,” Mhin says, quickly turning around and heading to their own home.

Mhin’s apartment is a small 1-bed 1-bath with minimal decor and a small front porch.

They don’t like to keep a lot of clutter around, but do have a few knick-knacks that have sentimental value.

The one thing they have an overabundance of in their apartment is soft blankets, especially ones with nice patterns.

Mhin also has a cat that lives with them; it’s a small white cat that they found living under their porch.

The kitten was extremely malnourished and seemed to be abandoned.

 Mhin had just finished the last of their undergraduate finals when they found it and decided to take it in.

[10yrratiolover]

My health is on the decline so have some more Ratio headcanons to make me feel better

He makes a detailed list when grocery shopping and he sticks to it pretty strictly, only deviating from it on very rare occasions

I kind of hate the headcanon that he has a boatload of ducks, mostly because it reminds me of the phenomenon that fandoms will dumb characters down to liking one thing bc it was mentioned/shown once

^ that being said, I do think he would have a couple, most were given to him as gag gifts but

Freakishly fast walker, he's got places to be

A mild case of RBF, he furrows his brows a lot and it makes him look like he's scowling

I don't think he needs glasses to see normally, but I think he'd wear reading glasses like the ones in his BP icon since he reads so often and doesn't want it straining his eyes

I think he'd go out of his way to avoid scheduling classes, lectures, tutoring, etc really early in the day. He needs a few hours minimum to enjoy some peace and quiet at the beginning and end of the day.

Based on his character introduction, I think he does suffer from some kind of chronic insomnia, he mostly struggles with getting to sleep since he finds it hard to turn his mind off

Night time is also when his stress levels increase, mostly since when he's lying down with so much less stimulus/things to think of he starts to wonder if he accomplished enough/anything that day or if it was wasted

I've seen people talk about him not caring about his own gender, and I 100% agree with that

He presents masc but he really doesn't care, he also doesn't think about it much because he's got other more important stuff to do

I think he'd be a gamer god at Minesweeper, definitely not projecting

He actually genuinely enjoys socializing, even with idiots at times, in cases where he has to stay home because he's sick or whatever he's genuinely miserable about it

Sort of based on my post about his eyes but I think he'd have pretty good vision in the dark, like not 100% clear vision but better than an average person

^ Doesn't turn on the lights of his house if it's nighttime and he's not doing anything important, if he needs a midnight glass of water he's just walking around in the pitch black

[noirrart]

Alright, time to do a proper OC introduction for this spicy fella named Cinder! Here's a doodle sheet of him as well, so you can get an idea of his... weird personality...

BACKGROUND

Cinder is an ARC Trooper serving in the 212th Attack Battalion, led by Jedi General Obi-Wan Kenobi and Marshal Commander Cody under the 7th Sky Corps. When he was still a shiny, he preferred to be called by his designation, CT-1208 — saying he wanted to “earn his name in a badass way.”

He finally did earn it after surviving a catastrophic AT-TE explosion while rescuing his trapped vod. The blast left him with a severe burn scar stretching from his right cheek down to his right shoulder blade. His most critical injury, however, was a shattered spine. Medics called it a miracle that he was even breathing, let alone able to move.

His spine was replaced with a cybernetic one to give him another fighting chance. Unfortunately, he still suffers from frequent phantom pain. Despite this, once fully recovered, Cinder returned to the front lines and earned his promotion to ARC Trooper.

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WHAT'S HE LIKE?

Personality-wise, Cinder is outgoing, witty, fiercely loyal, a bit rebellious, and more than a little stubborn. He’s the type of trooper who cracks a joke in the middle of a campaign and never misses a chance to show off, especially if there’s a woman nearby.

Despite the toll his injuries take, he outright refuses bacta tanks whenever he experiences phantom pain, brushing it off with a casual “I can suck it up,” even when he’s clearly on the brink of tears. He’d rather grit his teeth than be seen as vulnerable, no matter how much it hurts.

Cinder also has a borderline obsession with cooking (or at least, his chaotic version of it.) He loves experimenting with whatever organic substances or strange local specimens he can scavenge from each planet he visits. Unfortunately, about 80% of the time, his culinary adventures end with the mess hall in flames and a very disappointed Commander Cody standing in the smoke. Still, Cinder swears he’s “this close” to inventing the next great battlefield ration. Cody disagrees.

Cinder has a particular fondness for flamethrowers and anything that explodes—an ironic preference, considering his injuries. You’d think he’d be traumatized, but nope—he lights up (literally) at the sight of a good detonation. He’s also rarely seen without a cigar tucked behind his ear or between his fingers, and he has an unhealthy addiction to spicy food. The hotter, the better, even if it leaves other clones wheezing after one bite. He claims it “builds character.” The medics are less enthusiastic.

His favorite place other than the mess hall kitchen? 79's… I'm sure you know why (*cough*, alcohol and ladies).

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This is all I have so far! Maybe I'll expand his lore to the events of Order 66 because I do love a good dose of angst *evilly rubs hands*.

Anyways, if you wanna draw, write, ship him with your own ocs, or make headcanons about him, feel free to do so!!<3 (I will marry you /j)

[sunnywrites2]

literally saw your posting about needing prompts a minute ago and I'm suffering from a drought of engi x y/n content, headcanons, please, I'm begging, either platonic or romantic- ANYTHING

Rahhhh of course I love Engineer he’s so underrated

Not my best writing but with the week I’ve had I’m glad to get some stuff out again

First Introduction

Buzzing, slamming, chiming, you weren’t sure where exactly the noises were coming from but Engineer’s workshop was loud. Almost overwhelmingly so. You had come to deliver mail, having already gotten to the other mercs, but seeing the clustered metals and tools you realized why Miss Pauling had told you to do Engineer’s last. You squeezed past a large piece of scrap metal that had fallen over and blocked off the rest of the workshop, huffing when your sleeve got caught on the edge. You pull away and successfully enter the confusing room, now you just had to find the man…

A soft ping made you turn to your right, coming face to face with just a sentry gun…Wait. You recoiled with a yelp, blocking your face with your hands that still held the small box you were here to deliver. The guns suddenly stopped their rotating, no bullets being sent through you. You lower your hands, still reeling from the adrenaline when you notice a heavyset man behind the weapon.

“‘M sorry about that darl’. It’s still a work in progress.” His southern drawl was sweet, voice genuine unlike the other mercs you’d interacted with. He patted the top of the gun affectionately, the way one would lightly pet an animal. You shift awkwardly and hold out the box for the handsome man. “This fer’ me?”, you nodded in response before verbally answering. “I’m here with the mail, I already got to everyone else, you have a package.” He smiles, grabbing the box in one large hand before laying his other over your shoulder.

“My bolts! Thank ya’.” You couldn’t really care less about what he was saying right now, your brain more focused on the gloved hand that was touching you. The man places the box down on a work bench covered in various tools and homemade weapons, leading you to the door. He easily hauled up the piece of scrap metal you had struggled against earlier, placing it aside so it no longer blocked the doorway.

Now standing alone outside of the closed door, dumbfounded and red faced, you realize you never gave him your name. Actually you didn’t get to say much of anything…Even so you’ll certainly take more jobs that involved these mercs, if only for a chance to talk some more with the southern man who’d managed to catch your attention so quickly.

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[SPOILERS FOR Warframe 1999 Quest]

Headcanoning that Quincy Isaacs, the Cyte-09’s protoframe, canonically does not use the warframe’s abilities as much as the others because of his hatred for Albrecht Entrati.

When you play as each member of the Hex during the quest, you’re able to use the abilities of the warframe strains each of them have. They also have cutscenes /animations where they actively use them:

- Amir when he’s first introduced at the arcade

- Aoi when she’s first introduced in the cd shop, when she lifts the truck off of herself, when she tries to hold the reactor together, her introductory trailer. She even admits to not being able to fully control her powers yet (requires guidance from the Drifter)

- Arthur’s introduction in Whispers in the Walls, when he first meets the excalibur/drifter

- eleanor when she needs to speak to people before severing a good part of her tongue, when she controls the techrot, when she comments on knowing about the drifter and operator (in passive dialogue)

- lettie when she heals

Quincy is not really seen displaying his abilities. Right off the bat, it’s noticable that he’s an excellent shot, but he has a history of being in the military. It doesn’t mean he uses his powers to be accurate, it could just mean that he’s a great soldier.

One can argue that it is because cyte-09 is not a flashy warframe. It was only a functional weapon that was meant to be a soldier. Thus, there isn’t any outstanding point where u can test out all his abilities.

BUT, even when you play as him, you’re only able to shoot through his gun, you don’t have access to his abilities like the other hex members.

In the bad ending 1999 quest, he dies because a tank locks in onto his position and he calculates that he can’t stop it from firing, nor can he dodge the blast in time. If he were to jump from his position down onto the ground, he’d be surrounded.

Also, protoframes are notably less durable than full warframes (as seen with amir’s death, as well as eleanor’s and lettie’s), so he’d probably die from the fall.

It seems that he uses his 4th ability exalted weapon throughout the whole quest, though which may have been the only ability he actively uses. He does not make an effort to learn or understand his other abilities out of pure spite. That being said, he’s a remarkable fighter for surviving this long on just one ability.

In the good ending, once the Drifter gets close enough with the Hex, they are able to connect with the members on a more personal, emotional level. They’re able to guide each member because their built relationship allows them to tell them exactly what they need to hear. On top of that, the Drifter is also trustworthy to them, so it is easier for them to listen more.

The Drifter is the one to show Quincy what other abilities he can do because of their experience with other warframes.

It’s also fitting that Quincy received the Cyte-09 strain. It is a warframe that was so purely functional with solely militant purpose that only the batch number remained. In a war, you count the number of soldiers per battalion, you don’t list the name of every soldier.

That’s just my feelings on it!